Wiping Boogers on the Wall in School

Denise has gotten multiple calls from her daughter's school about her misbehaving, so Skeery calls as the guidance counselor with yet another problem!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tappen, All.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Right, Scary, what is your phone tap all about?

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Today?

Speaker 1 (00:07):
So Byron wants to play a phone tap on his
wife Denise.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
The school now has called them on several occasions about
their little daughter, Sonya, who's been misbehaving at school. So
Byron thought it would be funny if he starts to
call to his wife Denise about yet another incident at school,
and then he conferences me in and I'm going to
pretend to be the guidance counselor.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh, here we go, but see what happens? And Scary's
phone tap?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Hello, hey baby, what's up?

Speaker 4 (00:32):
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
I'm just calling to let you know that Sonia gotta
pulled out of class again today.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Oh my god, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
I don't know in particular what actually happened because I'm
waiting to speak with the counselor.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Don't start that.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
But you promised me that you're just gonna be cool.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
I'm not going to promise you anything because I don't
trust these people. I know my daughter.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
All right, let me get mister dressco on the r.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Here, mister and missus Williams.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah, Sonia has a behavioral issue, and we noticed that
it's a pattern developing.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Here, what a pattern developing?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Today? She was folding paper airplanes. She was flying them
around the classroom on her.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Own, making airplanes and flying them around the room.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Missus Katz was telling us that your daughter has an
issue with picking her nose. And then what she started
to wipe the mucus on the wall. Is that something
that you teach.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
It your head?

Speaker 4 (01:28):
No, no, no, no, no, no, I don't. I don't
believe that for a minute. You know that is not
that is not my daughter.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
You're already jumping down my throat.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yes, I am already jumping down your throat because ever
since we have come to the school, you all have
had something to say about my daughter.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
You're trying to turn us into something. It's not okay,
I'm just like something.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
It's not.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
It's not me.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
It's you're telling me these things. You're telling me, these lies.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
This is why there's problems in your family, because you're
not You.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Don't know anything about my family. Don't you start talking
about you.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Have to admit that your daughter has problems.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
First, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you need to
step back and staying a plate.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
I'll tell you what's not going on in your house,
and that's the teaching of manners.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
And how to Oh no, you're not. No, you're not.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
If you're not gonna punish your kid, I'm gonna do
it for you as.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
You're not gonna punish my child.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
I am certified. I know what I'm doing. It's a
mind game. Don't you understand.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
When we pulled her out of class, we decided to
give her a dose of her own medicine. Excuse me,
do you want to others as.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
You would to yourself?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
So when she was picking her nose and wiping it
on the wall, you know, I decided to pick my
nose and I wiped it on a shirt.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Are you crazy?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Listen?

Speaker 4 (02:41):
I know you don't know who I know. I'm gonna
have your job. I will shut that back.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Welcome to the school of hard knocks.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
You did like relax you chill man, that's.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Your baby, Byron. I'm calling everybody's gonna know about that.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Listen, if you would just chill out, you know.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Getting shut down, I'm gonna give up that. I'll call
it everybody.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
I did it out of love. I mean I care
for every student here.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
My ass because my ass an all another ass I got. Okay,
just kiss it, Byron.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I think we should tell her.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
You could tell me what Denise even phone tabbed? Hell, Denise,
I'm scary Jones from Elvis to Man in the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Oh my god, this is just a joke. I can yo.
Oh my god, Alvis ter phone time.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted

Speaker 2 (03:55):
By all the Elvis Oran phone tab only on Elvis
ran in the Morning Show.