You Can’t be Catwoman for Halloween

Lauren is throwing a massive Halloween party and her friend doesn't know anyone going....so Danielle calls as another party goer asking her to change her costume!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone's happened, Okay, Danielle.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yes, So Lauren is throwing a Halloween party. She started
this mass email with a hood guest so that everybody
knows what to bring, what everybody's wearing, blah blah blah.
So her friend doesn't know most of the people at
the party, so we thought that that's the perfect opportunity
to call her up and mess around with her just
a little bit.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
All right, let's see what Danielle does here in her phone.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Tap.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Hello, Hi you faye, please.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
See Oh hi Faith, I'm on the email chain for
Lauren's party. For what I'm like, you know, the email
chain for the Halloween party that she's throwing.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Oh right, okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
So I work with her and I noticed that you
were planning on coming as catwoman.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yeah that's me.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Okay, Well, I want I need to ask you a favor.
I need to ask you to switch your costume.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
You need to write.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Because I'm I'm coming as catwoman and we can't have
two catwomens at one party.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Okay, I mean I already have the.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Costume, so I need you to change yours.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Okay, that's a little weird. You're just calling me to
tell me to change my costume. It's not a big deal.
This isn't like a competition.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yes it is. It is a competition.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Remember, you have to bring five dollars each person, and
you win money at the end. And I need to
win that money. And if there's two catwomen, then how
are they going to decide which one looks better? I mean,
I know I'm going to look good, but I just
have to make sure that I look the best.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Okay, well, then you go as catwoman. I go as
cat I can't even believe we're having this conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
No, no, no, I go with catwoman. You go with something else.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Excuse me. You can't just call me and tell me
that I can't go as cat woman.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I know, but why would you want to be what
I'm going to be? Like, I'm going to look so good,
Like I'm going to look so.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Good as Catwoman like you, no one's even going to
like know that you're there, so I would change it.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
If you're that sure of yourself, then you don't need
to worry about what I'm doing as well.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
I don't last year, what were you last year.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
That's running your business.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Well, you can't be Catwoman, That's what I'm telling you.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
I can do what I want. I can be Catwoman.
I can be Superman, and it's good.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Be Snuberman, be Superman.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Okay, listen, I already spent seventy five dollars on my costume.
If you want to go and buy me a new costume,
then maybe I'll change my costume. But you're not going
to tell me that actuallyn't be Catwoman. Already spent seventy
five dollars on the costume.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
I'm not buying you a new costume, and just go
return the costume you already have because you can return
it before Halloween.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
They let you return it before me. What's the difference
if you go.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
In and exchange it for like something else, like the
Superman like you said, you said you would be Superman before.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Do me a favor. Do not call my phone anymore,
and don't don't call people you don't know and tell
them what to do.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Hey, you pumpkinheaded whole or listen to me. Laurence, Oh
my god, all right, I'm just gonna call her back.
But you were going to talk this time, Okay, okay,
here we go.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Hello, what's going on? I just start to my friend
Sarah that you guys were on the phone like fighting
and stuff.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Who is this school? She's absolutely crazy. She's just a coworker.
I mean, we're friends, but we're not that close. She
tells me that I can't be cat woman because she
is going to be cat woman, and basically that I
have to change my costume. Right. She's absolutely bananas. Like
I would think that you guys would get along really well.
You know, you guys are both really cool people. Well
you're wrong about that, because this girl is that crazy.

(03:26):
I'm gonna want to punch this pitch in the face.
Oh and then she called me a pumpkin headed whoor
calls me a pumpkin headed door I do.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
This is Daniel man Arrow from Elvis Durant in the
Morning Show. You got phone polls?

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Oh my god, are you kidding you? Woman?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
You pumpkinheaded bitch. Elvis Duran a phone tap.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
This phone table was pre recorded permission granted

Speaker 2 (03:58):
By all Elvis ran phone tap only on Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show