November 6, 2025 • 4 mins
Allen gets a call from Garrett, informing him that his (surprise) Dora costume is ready to be picked up!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right, the phone tap letter, deary Elvis. My ex husband,
James and I have been divorced for a couple of years,
but we maintain an awesome friendship.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
We share a beautiful son. His name is Zach.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
By the way, James have been very good at making
sure the child support payments have been coming in on
time because I need the money to help take care
of Zach. So let's phone tap him, let him know
the money is coming in on time. But maybe all
the money isn't going to Zach. Let's see what happens.
All right, this comes to us from Len. All right,
lenn is phone tapping her ex husband James. Here's the setup, Garrett,
(00:38):
our own Garrett starts the call to James, the ex husband,
letting him know about the bills he needs to pay
off with the money that should be going to son Zach.
Then Lynn jumps and to add fuel to the fire,
It's it's gonna make for an interesting phone tap. Let's
listen into today's phone tap.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Shall we Hello?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Hi James, Yes me, Hey James, This is Rick jacobo
Witz over as if all we I represent your wife.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Okay, what's going on.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I have a little list of stuff that we need
to discuss and hopefully we can pay it off.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Your son had a pizza party for everyone on his
team the other day, and that bill came up to
two hundred and fifty.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Dollars and pizza. I'm not paying all that.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
The receipts here of what I need you to pay
off over.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
There, I don't care about receipts. Why why should I
pay two undred dollars worth a pizza for my ten
year old boy?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Well, it is your obligation to pay for Zach to
keep the lifestyle that he led before the divorce hit.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Okay, before the divorce hit. My son never ate two
hundred dollars worth of pizza, so I don't know where
this is going.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Also, there's a clash trip to Disney World next month.
Pay for the airfare and accommodations. But also, your wife
Lynn is going with a chaperone, and I believe she
is bringing a Tommy with her too as another chaperone.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
You oh man, you are this is I got to
talk to her. She's out of her mind. You think
I'm paying for her and Tommy to go to Disney
World you're talking about. It's just not gonna happen, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
And finally he had a science project with Jimmy Choo shoes.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
You know what, man, You know what, Man, I'm done, Man,
I got nothing more to see. She thinks something mess now,
she thinks something made of money. I'm just gonna you
know what, man, twelve years ago, I got nothing to
do with it. Man, I'm not fair.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
If we could work this out so Lenna and I
don't have to meet you guys in court, it would
be great. I kind of have a busy schedule and
this is a little tissa.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
I don't give about your schedule. Man, you'll see me
in court if you expect me to pay for Jimmy
shoes and two hundred dollars pizza bills. Man, you'll see
me in court. All right.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Oh my god, he's so pissed.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Off right now.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
This is what we're gonna do. I'll call him.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Back and you can call on the other line, all right, Greig.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Gregory, don't pick up. You start the call and hopefully, uh,
this will work out, all right? Hold on right.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Hello, Hello, listen, man, I just got a call from
one of your lawyers. I don't even know who this
guy is calling me with some of the craziest requests.
Do you expect me to pay? He's got that okay pizza, Okay,
show out for a second.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
These all had to do with Zach.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
But yeah, I'd like for you to explain to me
why a ten year old boy is wearing Jimmy two shoes.
Let me hear that one.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Man he had a experance school, a cobblery, an exhibition
where they had to study women's shoes and when on
a bought a pair, of course they happen to be
in my side because what we're going to waste Jimmy
your shoes? So he had to write a whole project
about it, and that's what they were for.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
They were for him. So you think that I've just
turned into mister stupid.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
No, I don't think he's turned in the Next time.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
He's got a cobblery expedition or whatever it is you're
expecting me to believe. You walk your ass right down
at Kmart and you get some twelve dollars shoes. All right,
this is so unfair.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
This all has to do with Zach. Do you love
your son. Do you love your you love our son?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Listen, that's has nothing to do with him. I love
for my son has nothing to do with this. Yes,
with that, this is all. You can't do it. I'm
not feel guilty about nothing. Don't bring that into it.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
You need to pay for them. That's what child support
is about.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Child support has nothing to do with a Jimmy Chow shoes.
And if you want to go to court, I will
go to court because there's no lawyer in the world
that's gonna make that stand up.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Hey, James, you just got phone tap. My name is
Garret from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, and your
ex wife Lynn wanted to play a little joke on you.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Real funny. That's what I gotta.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Says Duran's phone tap. Wow.
Don't answer the phone Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right, the phone tap letter, deary Elvis. My ex husband,
James and I have been divorced for a couple of years,
but we maintain an awesome friendship.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
We share a beautiful son. His name is Zach.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
By the way, James have been very good at making
sure the child support payments have been coming in on
time because I need the money to help take care
of Zach. So let's phone tap him, let him know
the money is coming in on time. But maybe all
the money isn't going to Zach. Let's see what happens.
All right, this comes to us from Len. All right,
lenn is phone tapping her ex husband James. Here's the setup, Garrett,
(00:38):
our own Garrett starts the call to James, the ex husband,
letting him know about the bills he needs to pay
off with the money that should be going to son Zach.
Then Lynn jumps and to add fuel to the fire,
It's it's gonna make for an interesting phone tap. Let's
listen into today's phone tap.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Shall we Hello?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Hi James, Yes me, Hey James, This is Rick jacobo
Witz over as if all we I represent your wife.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Okay, what's going on.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I have a little list of stuff that we need
to discuss and hopefully we can pay it off.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Your son had a pizza party for everyone on his
team the other day, and that bill came up to
two hundred and fifty.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Dollars and pizza. I'm not paying all that.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
The receipts here of what I need you to pay
off over.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
There, I don't care about receipts. Why why should I
pay two undred dollars worth a pizza for my ten
year old boy?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Well, it is your obligation to pay for Zach to
keep the lifestyle that he led before the divorce hit.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Okay, before the divorce hit. My son never ate two
hundred dollars worth of pizza, so I don't know where
this is going.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Also, there's a clash trip to Disney World next month.
Pay for the airfare and accommodations. But also, your wife
Lynn is going with a chaperone, and I believe she
is bringing a Tommy with her too as another chaperone.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
You oh man, you are this is I got to
talk to her. She's out of her mind. You think
I'm paying for her and Tommy to go to Disney
World you're talking about. It's just not gonna happen, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
And finally he had a science project with Jimmy Choo shoes.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
You know what, man, You know what, Man, I'm done, Man,
I got nothing more to see. She thinks something mess now,
she thinks something made of money. I'm just gonna you
know what, man, twelve years ago, I got nothing to
do with it. Man, I'm not fair.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
If we could work this out so Lenna and I
don't have to meet you guys in court, it would
be great. I kind of have a busy schedule and
this is a little tissa.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
I don't give about your schedule. Man, you'll see me
in court if you expect me to pay for Jimmy
shoes and two hundred dollars pizza bills. Man, you'll see
me in court. All right.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Oh my god, he's so pissed.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Off right now.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
This is what we're gonna do. I'll call him.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Back and you can call on the other line, all right, Greig.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Gregory, don't pick up. You start the call and hopefully, uh,
this will work out, all right? Hold on right.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Hello, Hello, listen, man, I just got a call from
one of your lawyers. I don't even know who this
guy is calling me with some of the craziest requests.
Do you expect me to pay? He's got that okay pizza, Okay,
show out for a second.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
These all had to do with Zach.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
But yeah, I'd like for you to explain to me
why a ten year old boy is wearing Jimmy two shoes.
Let me hear that one.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Man he had a experance school, a cobblery, an exhibition
where they had to study women's shoes and when on
a bought a pair, of course they happen to be
in my side because what we're going to waste Jimmy
your shoes? So he had to write a whole project
about it, and that's what they were for.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
They were for him. So you think that I've just
turned into mister stupid.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
No, I don't think he's turned in the Next time.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
He's got a cobblery expedition or whatever it is you're
expecting me to believe. You walk your ass right down
at Kmart and you get some twelve dollars shoes. All right,
this is so unfair.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
This all has to do with Zach. Do you love
your son. Do you love your you love our son?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Listen, that's has nothing to do with him. I love
for my son has nothing to do with this. Yes,
with that, this is all. You can't do it. I'm
not feel guilty about nothing. Don't bring that into it.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
You need to pay for them. That's what child support
is about.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Child support has nothing to do with a Jimmy Chow shoes.
And if you want to go to court, I will
go to court because there's no lawyer in the world
that's gonna make that stand up.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Hey, James, you just got phone tap. My name is
Garret from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, and your
ex wife Lynn wanted to play a little joke on you.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Real funny. That's what I gotta.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Says Duran's phone tap. Wow.
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