December 20, 2024 • 4 mins
Froggy is part of Dana's neighborhood association, demanding he take down his massive holiday decorations!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tappens.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right, Froggy, it's all you, all right, our listener.
Dana is a massive, massive Christmas light decoration fan, and
every year his display gets bigger and bigger and bigger.
It's become a neighborhood problem and a nuisance. He gets
letters from the association. So his thought of Rachel thought
it would be good if I call from the association
to tell him these things have got to come down.
(00:26):
All right, we'll see what happens in Froggy's phone tail.
Oh yeah, I'm looking for.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Dan Dan There, Dana, Dana. Who's this?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
This is Bob. I'm the homeowners association president.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah, I know you, you son of a bitch. I get
the whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa. Wait. I don't need
any more letters from you about Christmas decoration.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
You understand it's become a problem in the neighborhood. Your
neighbors around you are complaining there's not enough parking.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Thing of my Christmas decorations. I'd like my Christmas decorations,
as you remember, last.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Year's did across the street. Their children were almost hit
by cars. That people trying to come.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
En view your life to see not across the street.
The hell is not just across the street. I don't
care what they do. I don't care if they don't
like it. The fact that I celebrate Christmas, and you
know what it was. It's not she didn't subject to do.
I'll tell you, or to what it was. The helicopter
that cost me a lot of money. With that helicopter,
I thought it would be different and entertain the kids.
Bring the helicopter in Santa Claus coming on the helicopter.
They don't like that, Well, that's too bad. That's technology.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
How many lights did you have last year?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
You don't pay my electric bill? And what do you care?
How many light bulbs I got up? Anyway? Suppose I
have ten thousand? What's the difference. I pay my electric bill,
you don't pay my electric bill?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
All right, Dan, listen to me real quick, have you
not Dan?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
It's Dana?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Oh sorry, excuse me? Last year though me, it's me
down the road people parked on their grass.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I don't care about Den. What's down the road. I
don't care about any of them.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You've got the loud music blaring over the speakers. That's
all set up to music. The lights are blinking. He blink, blink, blinking.
The people next door, they can't even go to sleep
at night.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
The hell with the people next door. I don't care
about the people next door. Let them come out. They
can sleep in a damn manger for all I care.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
And now I've heard this year you're gonna charge.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
No, I'm not gonna charge. If somebody wants to make
a contribution, that's good. I got a big jug out there.
Contributions accepted. I mean this is an.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Now you're making money off of the fact that you're
decorating your house.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I'm not making money. If you had to pay my
electric bill, you know, I'm not making money. If they
want to make a nice contribution, that would be very nice.
I suggest maybe two dollars three dollars top.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Why don't you just decorate the inside of your house.
We don't have any control of the inside of your house.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I can't decorate the inside of my house. My wife
won't let me. So I got fake snow just in
case it doesn't snow, and I got fans and blowers.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
You're not going to be able to do it this year, Yeah,
of course I'm going to do it.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Who hell are you to tell me I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
If you do it, we will place a lean against
your home. Sir, you will not be able to sell
your house. You will be evicted out of the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
If you put a lead in my house, I'll put
a candy cane up your little holiday spirit.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Sure it's not going to happen. You're not going to
do it this year. Shoot, he's like over the top
of these lights. He sends more on.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
These Christmas places and penny guests.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
To get for any best. Uh. We're going to call
him back now. I'm just going to listen in and
I want to see if he tells you exactly what's
going on.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Hello, Tita, Hey, what do you want?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Are you okay?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I just got a rock and holl from that guy
from the homeowners association. I'm not I'm still I'm still
pissed off at it. I'm sorry. What time? What do
you want?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
He called you?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yeh didn't you just send me that letter? That hell
with him?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Maybe they have a point, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I have a point, Rachel. This is my house, this
is my yard. I do it for you. I did
it for you as a little kid. I do it
for all the little kids in the neighborhood and with
the neighborhood association. I don't care about them.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
It's like we're in the middle of Times Square and
people come and they goalck at our house and it's
their thing.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
What Rachel listened to me this year? I'm adding something new.
I'm ending here, adding more.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
It's already so much.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Are you A helicopter is going to come in through
the snow and it's gonna be a helicopter. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Plena doesn't take a helicopter. He comes in with the
reindeer on the flea. No.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
No, we did that for years. This is different.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Hey, Dana, what if I come over you show up
to me?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Who is it?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Can I see it?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Who are you?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
This is Froggy I from embOS to be from the
Morning Show, and you've been phone.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Tapped the Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was
pre recorded with permission granted by all participates. The Elvis
Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in the Morning
Show
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tappens.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right, Froggy, it's all you, all right, our listener.
Dana is a massive, massive Christmas light decoration fan, and
every year his display gets bigger and bigger and bigger.
It's become a neighborhood problem and a nuisance. He gets
letters from the association. So his thought of Rachel thought
it would be good if I call from the association
to tell him these things have got to come down.
(00:26):
All right, we'll see what happens in Froggy's phone tail.
Oh yeah, I'm looking for.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Dan Dan There, Dana, Dana. Who's this?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
This is Bob. I'm the homeowners association president.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah, I know you, you son of a bitch. I get
the whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa. Wait. I don't need
any more letters from you about Christmas decoration.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
You understand it's become a problem in the neighborhood. Your
neighbors around you are complaining there's not enough parking.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Thing of my Christmas decorations. I'd like my Christmas decorations,
as you remember, last.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Year's did across the street. Their children were almost hit
by cars. That people trying to come.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
En view your life to see not across the street.
The hell is not just across the street. I don't
care what they do. I don't care if they don't
like it. The fact that I celebrate Christmas, and you
know what it was. It's not she didn't subject to do.
I'll tell you, or to what it was. The helicopter
that cost me a lot of money. With that helicopter,
I thought it would be different and entertain the kids.
Bring the helicopter in Santa Claus coming on the helicopter.
They don't like that, Well, that's too bad. That's technology.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
How many lights did you have last year?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
You don't pay my electric bill? And what do you care?
How many light bulbs I got up? Anyway? Suppose I
have ten thousand? What's the difference. I pay my electric bill,
you don't pay my electric bill?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
All right, Dan, listen to me real quick, have you
not Dan?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
It's Dana?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Oh sorry, excuse me? Last year though me, it's me
down the road people parked on their grass.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I don't care about Den. What's down the road. I
don't care about any of them.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You've got the loud music blaring over the speakers. That's
all set up to music. The lights are blinking. He blink, blink, blinking.
The people next door, they can't even go to sleep
at night.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
The hell with the people next door. I don't care
about the people next door. Let them come out. They
can sleep in a damn manger for all I care.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
And now I've heard this year you're gonna charge.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
No, I'm not gonna charge. If somebody wants to make
a contribution, that's good. I got a big jug out there.
Contributions accepted. I mean this is an.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Now you're making money off of the fact that you're
decorating your house.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I'm not making money. If you had to pay my
electric bill, you know, I'm not making money. If they
want to make a nice contribution, that would be very nice.
I suggest maybe two dollars three dollars top.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Why don't you just decorate the inside of your house.
We don't have any control of the inside of your house.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I can't decorate the inside of my house. My wife
won't let me. So I got fake snow just in
case it doesn't snow, and I got fans and blowers.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
You're not going to be able to do it this year, Yeah,
of course I'm going to do it.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Who hell are you to tell me I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
If you do it, we will place a lean against
your home. Sir, you will not be able to sell
your house. You will be evicted out of the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
If you put a lead in my house, I'll put
a candy cane up your little holiday spirit.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Sure it's not going to happen. You're not going to
do it this year. Shoot, he's like over the top
of these lights. He sends more on.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
These Christmas places and penny guests.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
To get for any best. Uh. We're going to call
him back now. I'm just going to listen in and
I want to see if he tells you exactly what's
going on.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Hello, Tita, Hey, what do you want?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Are you okay?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I just got a rock and holl from that guy
from the homeowners association. I'm not I'm still I'm still
pissed off at it. I'm sorry. What time? What do
you want?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
He called you?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yeh didn't you just send me that letter? That hell
with him?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Maybe they have a point, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I have a point, Rachel. This is my house, this
is my yard. I do it for you. I did
it for you as a little kid. I do it
for all the little kids in the neighborhood and with
the neighborhood association. I don't care about them.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
It's like we're in the middle of Times Square and
people come and they goalck at our house and it's
their thing.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
What Rachel listened to me this year? I'm adding something new.
I'm ending here, adding more.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
It's already so much.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Are you A helicopter is going to come in through
the snow and it's gonna be a helicopter. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Plena doesn't take a helicopter. He comes in with the
reindeer on the flea. No.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
No, we did that for years. This is different.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Hey, Dana, what if I come over you show up
to me?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Who is it?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Can I see it?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Who are you?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
This is Froggy I from embOS to be from the
Morning Show, and you've been phone.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Tapped the Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was
pre recorded with permission granted by all participates. The Elvis
Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in the Morning
Show
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