Your House is on the Market

Mandy wants to sell their house but her husband doesn’t, so Danielle calls him as the agent who already put it on the market!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the hotep. Don't answer the phone. Elvis durand Elvis

(00:03):
durand phone tapp. You have a phone tap, Daniel, I do. Okay,
So Mandy is stopping her husband Donald Uh. They have
considered selling their house, but they have decided against it.
So Mandy's like, I really still want to put the
house on the market. So maybe we'll mess with my
husband and pretend that I did. So, I'm calling as
the realtor. All right, see what happened to Daniel's phone tap? No, Hi,

(00:25):
I'm looking for Mandy boomerlea. Please, that's not here right now.
Can I take a message. Sure. This is Lisa Cassiley
from I'm your real Estate. I'm calling to set up
the open house for this Sunday. You're supposed to do
a open house this weekend, yes, Sunday from twelve to four.
We had discussed because your house is on the market

(00:47):
and you're looking for buyers. No, our house is not
on the market. When when what are you talking about? Okay? Okay?
So Mandy who am Riylla owns the house? Her name
is on the mortgage and I had a conversation she
who owns the house, Who you're talking to right now. Okay, Well,
I apologize because I'm very shocked that you don't know
about any of this. But she and I had a

(01:08):
conversation and we went over the papers. I've been to
the house to make sure are you talking about. I've
been to the house to make sure that it looks good,
that it's presentable. I've given her some tips and suggestions
how to make the house look more deliverable so that
people would look. We had been discussing this, but we
had come to the conclusion that it's better to stay put. So, sir,

(01:30):
I think you should learn to communicate with your wife
a little bit more, because obviously the house is for sale. Lady,
who the hell are you? Okay, I'm her wheel door,
and the house is on the market. I have the
paperwork sign. I will be coming to your house and
putting my real estate sign in your lawn, and I'll
be calling the authorities to drag your ass off of
my lawn because my house is not for sale. Lady. Oh,

(01:55):
Mandy you there, Oh my gosh. You know he's gonna
call you any second now, So miss the call and
we'll call him back. Okay, okay, okay, Hey, did you
book the house for an open house on Sunday? Yes?

(02:16):
What's the It's an open house. That's it. That's it.
I couldn't lady call him for the Reacher's telling me
that the papers are signed. Now I'm into the held house.
I didn't sell. I mean papers are signed, meaning that
she can represent us. What is wrong with your head?
So if you get back from playing golf and I
tell you that we're about to make like a load

(02:37):
of money, that's not okay with you. That's not a
good surprise. That's fine making you a load of money,
But if you would discuss it, how about it? I see,
I'm gonna go down to Delly, but instead I'm at
a strip club getting lacked it. How about that? It's
not what I'm saying. I'm not saying. I'm not no, no, no, no,
that is what you're saying. I'm gonna if I lie, like,
why aren't going down to the Carley store and tell

(03:00):
you I'm at the shoe kitchen? I gotta go, but
we're doing what I gotta go? All right? Bye? Hello,
Your wife just called me and told me that we
have to cancel the open house on Sunday. Yes, next time,
could you too, please get your fact straight before you
waste my time. I have a lot of other clients
that I'm dealing with. To make sure that you're talking

(03:23):
to the other person who owns the house. Why don't
you try that one. Okay, First of all, your name
is not on the mortgage. It's just her name on
the mortgage. So obviously you didn't put any money down
to buy this house, just she did, and you just
moved in, so on every check that goes to every
mortgage payment. So why don't you mind your all? What
if we put you on the radio then what this

(03:44):
is Danielle Minarrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning show.
You just got a phone taps. I'm having a God, God,
you guys are going to kill me. Elvis Durant's phone
tap