October 3, 2024 • 4 mins
Holly moved into a new apartment, and the cable company has been hounding her to return the boxes they think she has. So Garrett calls from the company!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phonesappen.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hi, Garrett, what's your phone tap about today? Sarah wants
to play a phone tap on our best friend Holly. Now,
the two recently moved out of their apartment into a
new one, and with that, you know that they have
to shut off their cable and Holly's been in charge
of the bills. So the cable company's been nagging Holly
to hey, return your cable boxes please, and they haven't yet.
So I'm going to start the call to Holly as
(00:25):
the cable company right looking for those cable boxes, and
then Sarah joins in later on, all right, where are
our cable boxes? Today's phone times? To see what Gary does.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Hi, Yes, I'm looking for Holly. My name is Jim Canton.
I am calling from the cable company.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Hi, Jim, Before we get into this, I've literally talked
to like seven of your employees in the last two weeks,
so I really don't want to do this again.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Okay, Well, I'm just calling to let you know again.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
No, no, no, I know I know why you're calling. I
don't want to be woking up for this again, honestly,
if you could go back and look at your records,
see that I'm not a customer anymore because I don't
have your property.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
So yes, we do see that. But we haven't received
your two cable boxes that were supposed to be sent
back to us last week after your change of address.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
So but what I'm saying. What I'm saying is that's
on you because I don't have them in my possession
because my roommate returned them. So it's on you to
do the job better.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Just to let you know we haven't received them yet.
Now with that comes the charge of five hundred dollars
per box that you have out, so a grand total
of one thousand dollars will be incurred by the end
of the week if we have not received them, and
then that will proceed every week too.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
You are literally not listening to me, and I'm sorry.
I know you're just like another minion calling me. I
can't deal with this. Bye.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Holly. My name is Jim.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I know who you are. Jim. That's why I hung
up on you.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh I thought we got just connected. I'm sorry, No, we.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Didn't get disconnected. I hung up on you because I
don't have your table boxes, and I'm sick of wasting
my hours of my life talking about this, so to
not call me anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I just need you to acknowledge the fact on voice
recording that you understand that once we don't receive the boxes,
the five hundred dollars per box charge will incur.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
No, I'm not going to acknowledge that you can courage.
I do not concur because you're not listening to what
I'm saying. I do not.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Have should have concurred. So do you concur?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I don't concur. You can't charge me for something I
don't have in my possession. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
If you just simply just say, hey, okay, I'll return
them by day's end, that's totally fine, and then maybe
we could talk to you about installing our new system
into your new apartment when you do move in joke.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I can't believe this is real life. Right now, I
don't have your boxes. I'm going to hang up on
you again, and I'm telling you now bye. Hello.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Hi, I'm looking for a holly. My name's Jim Canton.
I'm calling.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I'm so sorry. I was too busy having a dance party.
To talk about your cable boxes. I have hang up
now bye. I don't have your cable boxes.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Hi, I'm looking for all. My name's Jim Cantel.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I know who you are, all right, So why.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Don't you call her and then three way me in.
I'll record it from this end. Okay, okay, what happened?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Just please tell me if you return those cable boxes.
I'm sorry, I'm not they were undertaped my yoga by
my mom. I'm sorry. They were underneath. They'll probably be
fine with it. They were just underneath my yoga. I
can't believe they're in your car. We have to return them.
They're literally going to charge this one thousand dollars. You
(03:48):
have a thousand dollars. No, I don't have money, but
I mean return the damn boxes. It's not that I
had they were just sitting in the back of my car.
But I was sure that I had returned them. Sarah,
this is lake can play. We're adults now, Like, it's
not that big of a deal. We can just is
a big deal. Are you kidding me? You who hates confrontation.
(04:09):
I literally had to talk to yop late time.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Hey Holly, Hello, Holly, My name is Garrett from Elvis
during the morning show, and you just got phone tap
by your roommate Sarah.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I returned the boxes. I swear they really returned Sarah
too soon. Yes, we can really get lesson. I'll pay.
Oh my god, I hate you, you bitch. Meet Elvis
Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phonesappen.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Hi, Garrett, what's your phone tap about today? Sarah wants
to play a phone tap on our best friend Holly. Now,
the two recently moved out of their apartment into a
new one, and with that, you know that they have
to shut off their cable and Holly's been in charge
of the bills. So the cable company's been nagging Holly
to hey, return your cable boxes please, and they haven't yet.
So I'm going to start the call to Holly as
(00:25):
the cable company right looking for those cable boxes, and
then Sarah joins in later on, all right, where are
our cable boxes? Today's phone times? To see what Gary does.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Hi, Yes, I'm looking for Holly. My name is Jim Canton.
I am calling from the cable company.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Hi, Jim, Before we get into this, I've literally talked
to like seven of your employees in the last two weeks,
so I really don't want to do this again.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Okay, Well, I'm just calling to let you know again.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
No, no, no, I know I know why you're calling. I
don't want to be woking up for this again, honestly,
if you could go back and look at your records,
see that I'm not a customer anymore because I don't
have your property.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
So yes, we do see that. But we haven't received
your two cable boxes that were supposed to be sent
back to us last week after your change of address.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
So but what I'm saying. What I'm saying is that's
on you because I don't have them in my possession
because my roommate returned them. So it's on you to
do the job better.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Just to let you know we haven't received them yet.
Now with that comes the charge of five hundred dollars
per box that you have out, so a grand total
of one thousand dollars will be incurred by the end
of the week if we have not received them, and
then that will proceed every week too.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
You are literally not listening to me, and I'm sorry.
I know you're just like another minion calling me. I
can't deal with this. Bye.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Holly. My name is Jim.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I know who you are. Jim. That's why I hung
up on you.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh I thought we got just connected. I'm sorry, No, we.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Didn't get disconnected. I hung up on you because I
don't have your table boxes, and I'm sick of wasting
my hours of my life talking about this, so to
not call me anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I just need you to acknowledge the fact on voice
recording that you understand that once we don't receive the boxes,
the five hundred dollars per box charge will incur.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
No, I'm not going to acknowledge that you can courage.
I do not concur because you're not listening to what
I'm saying. I do not.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Have should have concurred. So do you concur?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I don't concur. You can't charge me for something I
don't have in my possession. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
If you just simply just say, hey, okay, I'll return
them by day's end, that's totally fine, and then maybe
we could talk to you about installing our new system
into your new apartment when you do move in joke.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I can't believe this is real life. Right now, I
don't have your boxes. I'm going to hang up on
you again, and I'm telling you now bye. Hello.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Hi, I'm looking for a holly. My name's Jim Canton.
I'm calling.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I'm so sorry. I was too busy having a dance party.
To talk about your cable boxes. I have hang up
now bye. I don't have your cable boxes.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Hi, I'm looking for all. My name's Jim Cantel.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I know who you are, all right, So why.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Don't you call her and then three way me in.
I'll record it from this end. Okay, okay, what happened?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Just please tell me if you return those cable boxes.
I'm sorry, I'm not they were undertaped my yoga by
my mom. I'm sorry. They were underneath. They'll probably be
fine with it. They were just underneath my yoga. I
can't believe they're in your car. We have to return them.
They're literally going to charge this one thousand dollars. You
(03:48):
have a thousand dollars. No, I don't have money, but
I mean return the damn boxes. It's not that I
had they were just sitting in the back of my car.
But I was sure that I had returned them. Sarah,
this is lake can play. We're adults now, Like, it's
not that big of a deal. We can just is
a big deal. Are you kidding me? You who hates confrontation.
(04:09):
I literally had to talk to yop late time.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Hey Holly, Hello, Holly, My name is Garrett from Elvis
during the morning show, and you just got phone tap
by your roommate Sarah.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I returned the boxes. I swear they really returned Sarah
too soon. Yes, we can really get lesson. I'll pay.
Oh my god, I hate you, you bitch. Meet Elvis
Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participates. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show
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