You're Being Sued on TV Court

Judy hit her neighbor's mailbox and hasn't gotten around to fixing it, so her daughter Sarah thought it would be a great occasion for Garrett to call from TV court!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap,
all right, Garrett. So it's all about your phone tap.
Sarah wants a phone tap from Mom Judy. Now, Judy
accidentally hit their neighbor's mailbox the other day and hasn't
gotten around to fix it. So Sarah thought now it
would be the time to act on a phone tap.
So she wants to stir the pot a little bit
with Mom. So I'm gonna kick things off, calling Mom
Judy from a brand new TV court show that I

(00:22):
want her to be. We could go wrong here. I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Hi, Yes is this Judy? Send him?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yes? Who's calling?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Hi? Yes? My name is Jock Torres. I work over
at Meils Moore Productions. We are putting together a brand
new show called Judge McMahon and we have a case
that is requesting your appearance. So we just want to
go over a few fures.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
It's this what is this case? Are you a lawyer?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Well no, no, I'm just a production assistant. But apparently
there was an accident with one neighbor.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
That was not the that was not my fault. Their
car was in my way and you know that mailbox
is too far out anyway. Legally, all right, we will.
I don'ey want to do that. But why are you
calling me?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Well one suits? Who do you know her?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah, she's got a lot of issues that were okay,
well she submitted to our show, and it's going to
be on the first week. You're going to be on
the season premiere of our show.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
No, no, I am not doing this. I'm not doing this.
I don't care she cannot talk for me. I'm not
doing this.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
So I'm just going to take this as you'll think
about it and you'll let us know.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
I am not doing this. I don't even know what
this is, but I'm not going on any show. That's
that's ridiculous, Sarah, Yeah, your mom hung up on me.
I'm freaking out, just.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Like scream really loud. I would love to be on
your TV show. Of course my family would.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Okay, yeah, you got me to be on cheap Me.
Are you talking to Yeah, of course my family would
do that. Your absolutely.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Give me that.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Looking you stop bothering me. Nobody's serving me any papers.
This is not legal in any ways. I am not
doing this.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
It's a small claims court and uh my name is well, yes,
for the knocked over mailbox and the dent in the car.
So I just want to go over the facts now
that we have consent from your.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Family consented, Well, she can't consent to me.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Judge McMahon is a legit. Judge. We have Belle of
Cain on the show too, and he's very tall and.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
On a show.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Well, ma'am, you might want to talk to your daughter
because she did accept our offer that we did put
on the tail for took money from you. Yes, we
did took money.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Nobody told you to take money. You take money from strangers.
Five hundred bucks. We need that. You know what it is?
You can put me on TV? What TV? To be famous? Famous?
You want to be famous? Why don't you pass one
of your classes that I'm paying so much money for.
Why don't you do that? I don't make me's famous.
You can get money if we win the case. I

(03:19):
don't want to go on TV. What part of that
do you not understand?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Okay, so, ma'am, are you consenting to the fact that
you did commit the crime and nothing?

Speaker 2 (03:28):
I did nothing. I don't know who you are on
the phone telling me I'm going to be on TV
and a court. You're not a lawyer. This is this
is insane.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Just make sure you dress appropriately because you are appearing
on television and you are in court.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Appearing on television.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
We also do a radio show as well. We'd love
to have you on the radio to discuss the case.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
I don't want to be on radio. There is no case. No,
there's no legal action going on here. What is this.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
You're making me crazy, Judy. Actually, my name is Garrett
from Helvister and the Morning Show. And you just got
phone tapped by your daughter.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
This is not funny, young lady. This is not funny.
I'm counting in the angers in the ear.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Of the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants

Speaker 1 (04:16):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
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