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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Okay, so here we go.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
This phone tap, it really really is a mirror of
what's going on in some people's reality.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
That's right now. You're going to teach a guy a
lesson here, right, Danielle. Yeah, So this guy is always
hooking up with random women. So his best friend keeps
telling him, you know what, one day this is all
going to bite you in the ass, and today's the day.
So he wanted me to call him and just kind
of give him a little scare. So that's what I did.
Here we go, Today's teach him a lesson.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Phone tap.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Let's listen in. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Troy please.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah, this is Troy Troy.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
This is Elizabeth. Who Elizabeth. I remember Beth's birthday party
four months ago?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, yeah, we swept together that night, you remember, yeah?
Oh yeah, well Doe, you sound like you really remember. Thanks.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
There was a lot of booth.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Oh that's great.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Well, then you know, I don't do I give you
my number. I don't remember I got.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Your number from BETHA. I have to because I have
to tell you something I want. I wanted to see
if we can meet in person. But it's since now
you sound like you don't even remember who I am.
I'm just going to tell you over the phone. Tell
me what I'm pregnant?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Wait, how do you know it's mine?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I'm I What are you trying to say that I'm
some kind of slut? Is that what you're trying to say?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Well, I'm not saying you're a slut, but I'm saying
that you seem to have had a good time, and
you seem to have been really ready to have that
good time. Okay, it was it.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Was a mistake. I made a mistake and had sex
with you that night. That's what happened. And we made
a mistake, and now I am pregnant. So what are
you going to do?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Women? And women? I might have been drunk, but I
used to condom. There's no way.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Okay, Well, condoms don't always work.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Okay, I'm well, And now what do I.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Need to know what you're going to do about it?
Because I don't know what to do?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Well, there's going to be a test, because there's no
way I'm going to step up to any plate at
all unless I know that it's mine, Because that's just
crazy and I don't know you, so I'm not going.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
To tell but you you knew me enough to have
sex with me.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Okay, but still that's a party.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I don't know you, Okay, So that's what you do.
You go to random parties and have sex with any
girl that will have sex with you. Is that what
you do?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Well, now I'm wondering if you didn't do it on purpose.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Oh yeah, that's it. I wanted to have your baby, Troy.
Why would I do that?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Well, because best knows that I have some money, and
you probably from that's that I have some money.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Give me a break, you know what. I'm calling you
to tell you that I'm pregnant and you're being a total.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Stop assuming this is mine until I see a test
that says this is mine.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
This is not my kid, Okay, I know that. I'm
telling you you don't need a test because I'm telling
you that it is yours.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
And I don't know you enough to trust you and
pay for your kid. Well, I don't even know if
that's my kid, and I'm not knowing it.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Well, it is your kid, all right, So where do
you are? What do you want to do?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
So?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
But I'm not going to exactly take you at your word.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Okay, have you slept with.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Anyone else that is four months ago?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Well, there was like three different guys, but they don't kill.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
They don't call.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I need some money from maternity clothes. Can you send
me some.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Money's conversation alone?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Let me know how crazy you are.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Well, but it's your kid.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I need to.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I need to.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
You don't know it's my kids.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Some maternity calls are expensive, and I bust it out
of my tee.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
They're expensive.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Do you I am the mother of your child? Do
you really think I would lie to you?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
You are not stopped saying that you are not the
mother of my child?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Damn it?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
When can I expect to check from maternity clothes.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
He's gonna be so mad.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
He is gonna you know that he is.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
You know he's pooping his pants right now, right.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Yeah, yeah, I was at the party with him. So
he's gonna he's gonna want all the information on this girl.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I'm sure of it. So let's wait. As soon as
he calls, will call him back.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Okay, Hello, Hey, what's that man?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
You just call me?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Dude? Okay, you bust party four months ago? Or however,
long ago.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Was that that chick goes with who knows her?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Good night with you? Remember, man, the blonde one? I
would why she she just called me and told me
that she's pregnant with my kid. But she's so crazy, man,
I don't who knows her? I mean, it can't be true.
There's no way he slept it there? Right, Yeah, guess
so it's possible, right, Calm? What am I supposed to do?
(04:06):
Freak out?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Look, my wife is going to be over man.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
This is what happens when you run around and you know,
put it in a lot of different places.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Hey, daddy, Hello, Hey, I just wanted to make sure
that you were still okay for the blood test?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Ready?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
What what is going on? You want to tell him?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Where you want me to tell him?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I think you're gonna want to kill me, man, but
I had to.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
You know, I had to teach you a lessons.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Listening to me right now, you understand this is Daniel.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Manarrow from Elvis Duran in the Morning show. You got
phone tapped.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Oh my god, you guys are so lucky. I didn't
have a heart attack. Oh, Randy, I am gonna kill you.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
You love me? I just did you a favor phone tap.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
This phone table was pre recorded permission.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Granted by all
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the Morning
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