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I thought, if you listen to this on a Friday,
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if you listen to it on Friday, it's Friday. Danielle
is doing her makeup because she wants to look good
for the podcast under bags around the table. We have
the beautiful Bethany who's on the schedule and she's in
a hurry to get out of here. But that's okay,
we understand you're like the busiest woman in show business. Uh,
Scary Jones is here, You're going, And there's Stephen Levine,
pr Guru to the Stars, And there's Dave Brody have
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no place to be. There's Danielle and straight Nate, who's
in a weird mood today? By the one you want
to talk about one? I mean, I don't even know why.
Why does anyone want to Let's let's play a game, ready,
Why is straight Mate? Is Straighten Nate in a mood? Danielle?
I think he has so much on his plate and
it's so hard to balance it, and people want him
in all different directions and he just it's just too much.
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He needs to brink. Okay, Uh, Dave Brody, why do
you think straight Nate is in a mood? He ran
out of hair product all right? Uh? Stephen Levine, why
do you think straight Nates in the mood because he
got turned down by a lesbian? Okay, scary? Why is
straighten Nate in a mood? He's trying new underwear for
the first time and they're in a bunch. Your panties
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are in a wad, they are kind of bunched up.
But Bethany, why do you think straight Nates in the mood?
I think he is overwhelmed and didn't sleep last night.
Nate is my work husband, you know. And and I
had to explain this to Alex, my out of work husband,
but he's employed, but you know he actually I think
he gets jealous of you from time to time because
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you and I spent a lot of time together and
we're on the same wave length of line. I know.
But he's Nates, my work husband. Away, yeah, no, everybody
has that person, like Brodie is my work husband? Is
he really? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, No. I just came to
the realization of I do not have a work wife.
Scary as work single. Sorry, you girls aren't old enough
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to work here. I just literally but all the people
I work with. In my head, I'm like, oh my god,
I don't have I do not have a workwife. Do
you want Yes, it would be comforting. Somebody got to lunch.
You can't have me because I'm married. To make it, Kathleen,
she'll change everything about you I didn't. Maybe we should
give him, Kathleen. You know a lot of people have
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that go to person at work and that's their work
husband or wife, and I get it. But the people
at home should not get jealous. That's the one good
thing about Like my husband, he knows Froggy's that person
for me, and he right away. If Froggy was in
New York and had a hotel room this has happened,
he would say to me, don't come home tonight. Just
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ask Froggy if you can stay in the room with
him and not even blink that it's just Froggy and
I in a room. Total trust, totally trusts us. Yeah,
I get that. I don't think Alex trusts straight nation me. Really,
I don't think he does. I'm very above board with everything.
You yell at me constantly. I know if ever you
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had sex with me, would be like to get your aggressions.
Why does Alex think you're attracted to younger good looking men?
Who's your word? If you're younger good looking? I would
actually address that. Well, thankfully, I'm not either. I'm kidding.
You're very attractive, scary. We could go to another radio
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station and get you somebody. Okay, all right, So who
has a work husband or wife? Uh? Call us on
our next show, which is uh Wednesday, Wednesday show we
want to hear from because this is the Friday. No, no,
it's the don't confuse me, all right? So do you
feel like the work husband slash wife relationship is typically
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less stressful than the home husband slash wife? Not ours?
Oh that's that's true. I can't even get you on
the phone sometimes. So so Nate says, you know, you
called me last night. I'm like, I did, Yeah, you
called me. We were celebrating tequila day, so I answered
the phone. Do something? I answered the phone and then
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I hear this, what are you doing? That was how
you started the phone. Okay. So we had been celebrating
all day and we went to Walkers and then Leonard,
our favorite bartender, kept serving tequila. I'm like, well, I'm
gonna Oh my god, guess who's here. Who's here? Um, greats,
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family is here. Come on in. We're doing the we're
doing the podcast, and now the room is filled with beautiful,
beautiful women. We're doing We're on the podcast. Come saying, Hi, Trish,
how are you? My favorite Trish? How are you? Guys?
What's up? I want you to know that before you
got here, your husband said to me, Hey, listen, Trish
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is coming up here, so just you know, don't be
all over me. I can't believe you can control yourself.
I can't help it because we're always trying to make
out with me, I said. I can only imagine Greg.
I can only imagine. We don't call him, don't call
him Greg. I can't imagine. Look, you know, I remember
the night that Greg, Trish, the night you guys got married,
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we went we went to your wedding, yes, and uh
it was a beautiful affair. I was actually looking out
for you that night. The band was terrible and the
photographers wouldn't leave you alone. I'm like, would you leave
in the funk alone? It was the spinach creep and
it's all I wanted, the whole I just cursed in
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front of your beautiful daughter. I'm sorry. Speaking speaking of
beautiful affairs, Greg Tea would like to have one. I
stop it. Apparently he is though, Ella is very tan.
You're very tanned. You great time? Ella? How are you now?
Come come to the microphone? How old are you now? Ella? Seven?
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You were so beautiful, you know, and you should know
that it's great to have great It's great to have
confidence because you know what, you have a great mother,
a great father, well, great mother. Jada's dance dance. So
Jada wants a scholarship to come come to New York
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City and go into a dance camp for the week.
So so all week long she's up class. I don't
know how you do it. I mean, hats off. I
could not be a parent. But I gotta tell you, Ella,
your mom and dad are super cool. I mean, do
you realize how cool your mom and dad are? They're
really really cool, pretty much the greatest parents, pretty much,
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pretty much, pretty much. So I just used a very
bad word. I used a dirty word. Now, so what
if your mom and dad say to you about foul language.
About curse words? I mean, do they tell you not
to use them? And do you ignore them? And you
hear it? Ryan, I mean you hear curse words a lot, probably, Ryan, Yeah,
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curse words. I'm apologizing, Daddy says the more. But don't
I tell you it's okay? You could say it a
little bit, not that much like not that much like
the bad, bad bad words, but like how bad? What
word can you use without getting yelled at? H dumb?
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Yeah word? No, you can't you tol me not to
say that bad word. It's a bad word. That's a
bad word. Tell you that you can't say that? Can
we go through the list of words, give us a
list of words that you don't want to use. What
words are you not allowed to say? You can say
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it's not just today. You can say just say one.
You could say one bad word. Luck had a girl
and took a shower. Don't say the words. She said
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that on the boardwalk when she lost the ring toss
a couple of weeks ago, you did. He couldn't get
the ring on the bottle. Remember that we were the
Jenkin Sings at the boardwalk. Remember when you went to
Jakard three bottles of those. Remember when you were arrested
for drunken disorderly Ella, I will tell you this. Every
once in a while, it's okay to say to punctuate
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a sentence with a bad word because you were like, oh,
you're frustrating, You're like f word. But you know what,
but it's not attractive. It's an awful habit. And no
one curses more than Danielle. No, no, no, that's not true.
Who pursues more than Danielle? No one Brody his face palming,
by the way, No one curses more than each other,
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no one does. You know we all cursed while everyone curses.
But as a as a young lady, wouldn't you hear
someone cursing? Is it really? Is it a turn off?
You're like they said something to yeah, is it really
a good thing? No? Not in public? Not in a while.
It's okay. Like if you hit your finger with a hammer,
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sometimes it comes out, but like it's probably not the
best to use around. What about when you don't make
the best slime? Oh you know, right, when your slime
comes out bad, Yeah, you can, you can curse the
slime out right. It's like, oh, this fucking slime right now, Brodie,
what's your problem? Okay, So there's two parents in the
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room that aren't the t family. Danielle and I are like,
you guys are in car. You're not You're not parents.
So you're like telling this girl. We're saying, we're saying,
it's it's not a look. It's better to know about
curse words, so you know what not to say. I mean,
I get that you can be educated in my house
of Spencer and Press and hear me curse. They they
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hear me if I'm like four doors down, don't use
that language, and they yell at me and tell me
because they use because you have foul Listen to you, guys,
but I know it's my fault. I'm like, he my
daughter yelled out, like out the car window of the
day that guy's an asshole. And I knew she got
that from me because I yelled that face. I'm sorry
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for watching you. You're teaching a grown man have a curse.
But Ella, okay, let's totally change the subject. Ella, come
back to the microphone. Do you ever look through magazines
or on TV you see like a beautiful, beautiful woman
you know, you know what you know you see women
and they're beautiful. What do you think makes a woman beautiful?
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Is it her face, her eyes, her hair, her everything?
Because I'm telling you right now, you're a beautiful, beautiful
young lady. And I'm a gay guy. I'm not even
into women. I'm in two guys. You know what I'm saying.
Thank you so much, I appreciate it. But you are
a beautiful young lady. And you know what, And even
though I know your mom and dad very well, I
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know your mom longer than you've known her actually, and
your dad I know like the back of my hand.
No one, no one loves you more than your mom
and dad. And they are so proud of you. And
I wish Jada was here too. I miss her too,
but she didn't really tell me my sister, Mom and Dad?
Really are you? Are you in Jada close? Now? You are?
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You know what? Very as you grow older, your sister
Jada is going to be she she would become more
and more of your best friend. I mean, you're gonna
she's She's always going to be there for you. And
there's the thing about family, is uh, you know, your
friends you can get rid of if you don't like them.
Your family. You're stuck with him and you have great family,
especially your mom, your dad, and he's okay, he's all right,
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but your there you okay, talk about how much you
love your mom and your dad? Really? What makes your
mom great? By the way, what do you love most
about your mom? You can do everything in one time
and in one second, you can do everything. She's great
at that, isn't she She looks like she's her arms
like an octopus. The multitasker she's. And she's really smart too.
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What about your dad? What do you love most about
your dad? Gregg tea? He's funny, funny, And does your
dad ever look at you and tell you how much
he loves you? Because you know what he talks about you, guys,
when you're not around it does that kind of creep
you out a little bit. But he says great things
about you. Yeah, what's up, brody? Okay? So you know
the world is round and we landed on the moon, right? No,
we on the Earth? Okay? The good point? Want to
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did we ever go to the moon? Do we ever? Remember? What? Do?
I always tell went to the moon? Astronauts? Not well people, yes,
but not us? Right? Your dad believes your father believes
that no one's ever been to the moon, and we
think he's full of crap. I don't I always tell
you guys that that you have to say in school
that yes, we went to the moon, but we really didn't.
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That they're lying to you. Also, why do we have
to tell that you fake chicken at lunch in school? Right?
But you know what your father, your father, even though
your father is very unique, he's a he's a wonderful guy.
Loves you so much, absolutely so much. You guys come
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here more often, we get a lot of love your
I know we're never going to tell your nice talking
about phone tabs and freaking people. Yeah, does daddy like
does daddy like to fart at home? Fart? But he
doesn't like really, I think he loves it. He loves it. Well,
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there's more on the way because he had a lot
of cheese for breakfast. Tell Jed that we said high
And we just want to let you know that you
are a beautiful person and has everything in the world
to do with your mom and dad, because they are
fabulous parents, especially Trish great great and he's all right.
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