Never Will Be Able To

We all have one of two things that we will never be able to do. Plus, what is Scotty B doing in the other studio?!?!?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, it's a fifteen minute morning show podcast. It's
actually technically fourteen minutes and thirty seconds give away our secrets,
you know, so if you feel cheated, that's why leave
him one more. All right, let's look at our zoom room.
And by the way, this is all being recorded, so
you can watch the zoom room of the podcast. It's
me along with Froggy and they're scary, and there's Danielle

(00:23):
and straight Nate and Gandhi and Scotty b is in
in the frame, but he's not in He's not in
the audio, so it's like we're watching him. Yeah, kind
of creepy. And there's uh, there's Garrett in there. Now
I think we do have an official well connected line
with Dave Rody. Dave Rody, Hello, how are you doing? Angle?

(00:49):
I do? It's a good angle. Look he looks like
one of these things is not like the other. Looks
like I'll just give up now, I don't quit. So
how many days have we been doing this? I mean
to the day, it's three months and oh so in

(01:10):
four days we'll be at three months exactly. Wow, a
long time for us to be all over the world.
Froggy and his guest bedroom in Jacksonville. I'm out in
the middle of the farmlands a horse country of New
Jersey and Daniells suburban New Jersey. And they're scary in
the studio, along with uh, Straighten, Nate and Scotty b.
And then of course Gandhi's all the way over there

(01:31):
in Detroit. So going to work as a whole different
thing now, except for I guess scary in Nate. You
guys have the same routine you've always had. This hasn't
changed at all for you guys. Hasn't ever ever broke stride.
I mean we have not. We were talking about this
this the other day. We have not missed one morning.
We're still coming in here. We're still doing what we've
always done. And uh, I feel like I'm gonna be

(01:55):
better built for this when we all come back, because
nothing's changed. Yeah. I think the thing that we've added,
Elvis is that we have a drink every day. But
other than that, Okay, we're kind of the same here.
We'll welcome to my world. I have a drink every
day too. But didn't you see something weird on the
way to work today, Nate? YEA, So I was driving
to work and I pulled up to a stoplight and

(02:16):
I see this guy roll down his window, so I
think he's going to say something to me, and then
I see him doing this, So I'm assuming he farted
in his car and was trying to get shoveling it.
He shoveling his sting if you have to, you know

(02:38):
it's a It's a bad fart when you can physically
pick it up and move it to another location. What froggy.
I saw the strangest thing the other day too. This
reminds me I'm meant to tell you, guys, the other
day I saw a guy roll down his window and
threw underwear out the window, and I'm like, wait a second,
just what just happened in that car that he had
to discard his underwear didn't stick to the side of

(03:02):
the car. It was like, no, no, no, no, So uh,
what's something you're never ever going to be able to do,
even though you want to do it. This conversation came
from Nate. Nate would love to have a dog, but
he's Nate's allergic to anything and everything with a heartbeat,

(03:23):
including some people. So you, guys, you you tested a
dog over the weekend and it was a major failure. Right,
Just to give everybody the back story, I've been allergic
to dogs and cats, everything with fur hair my entire life,
but over the last two years I've been doing allergy
shots for cats and dogs and with the hopes that okay,
maybe we can get a dog. So we look for
the most one of the most hypoallergenic dogs and it

(03:45):
was a Yorkshire Terrier, which is like the size of,
I don't know, a softball. So some puppies came in
and we wanted to try it. So they said, well,
you can try the puppy out and just sitting in
your car with the puppy and see if you have
a reaction. So we had this cute I mean it
looked like a Teddy bear. I mean it was the
cutest little puppy ever. And I'm holding the puppy and
it's just, you know, I'm letting it rub all over me.

(04:07):
And after twenty minutes, I think, oh, I'm fine, I'm
not having a reaction. So they take the puppy back
and then I sit back in the car. I'm like, okay,
maybe having a little trouble breathing. Five minutes later full
blown asthma allergy attack, and and it's just so frustrating that, like,
you know, I did everything I possibly could to try
and make this work, and I'm never I just have

(04:29):
to resign myself to the fact that I'm never going
to be able to have a dog. I'm never going
to be able to feel like something run tows they
try Schnauzer. They don't have fur, it's hair. I know.
I think I we may try. That's like our last
ditch because I was telling Heather, you know what that
kind of pisces me, the funk off ditch effort. God,

(04:54):
when I meet your little dog, want to tell him
you know what little puppy you are, Nates last ditch,
you were the last one. What did you say about
a Schnauzer before you said something? It wasn't quote not
a manly dog. When I go outside, I'll have to
cover it with an umbrella when it rains or is

(05:16):
out here. A Yorkie is manly. Why do you why
do you have to post a gender on a dog
or whatever? Danielle? And the point is you'll never ever
be able to have a dog. Yes, I want to.
I want able to have like a lab that I
can you know, a big You'll never have one. Yes,
I'll never be able to even have a little dog. Conclusion, OK,

(05:40):
we gotta move on, Danielle. What is it you're never
going to be able to do. I'll never be able
to have a jar of mayonnaise even in my household.
And I know this is the dumbest thing ever, but
here's how I know. My mom is staying with me
right now, and she's like, you don't even have mayo
in the house, Like, could I at least have a
jar in the refrigerat. I looked at her and I said,

(06:01):
there is no way in hell you are allowed to
bring mayonnaise two into this house. She's like, well, doesn't
anyone else to eat it? I said, they're not even
allowed to taste it? Like that is just not Danielle.
I don't give a ship. There is no way, no way.

(06:22):
She's made it very clear. And you know what, daniel
you deserve that right if you do so much for
every one in that household. The only thing you ask
is no man, That's all she's asking. And I think
that's an easy request to fulfill. What about you, Brody,
what is something you're never ever gonna You're never gonna
do ever. I'll never be able to out of Chinese
food without making any changes. I have to order without control.

(06:49):
I'm like, I won't eat vegetables, so I have to
take ten minutes to order Chinese food. Things I'll never
be able to do. I'll never jump out of a plane,
never do that. I mean, you guys even want to
push me out of a plane. Well, I think you know,
what if we could? You several times we've thought that,

(07:10):
But I think this conversation is more is what is
something you really want to do, but you you're resigned
to the fact you're never ever going to be able
to do it? Down? Okay, good Danielle, We'll come back
to you. Think about it. Mannaise doesn't count, see Nates.
Nates was very valid. He really wants a dog, but
he knows sadly he'll never be able to do that.

(07:30):
Mine is give birth to a child. I want to
I want I want to know what it feels like
to go full term and then, you know, pop a
baby out of my vagina. I want to feel that,
but I know I never will be able to do that. Hey,
how about you, Froggy what is it you sadly, no,
you'll never be able to do. You know, used to
back in the day, I was a huge fan of Nascar.

(07:52):
Not so much anymore, but I used to be huge fan.
I used to want to always feel the rush of
driving a car in a race like that, driving like
two inter race and get that rush. I know they're
never going to do it, but it would be so
cool to try. What sounds like from Lisa, you drive
like that anyway on the highway an old lady. Well, shit,

(08:13):
I've been in the car with cars. Have you wrecked? Versus?
How many? That's what I thought, not texting, how many
cars have you wrecked? Here we go, I've wrecked a
grand pot of zero zero zero none none zero zero. Bullshit?
You recommend parking lots. I hate you so much. I
hate you, hey, scary scary sadly regretfully, you must it

(08:36):
out that you want to do it but you can't.
What is it? I would so love to have kids,
but I just can. Yeah, wanted kids my entire life,
first of all. You can and you also never wanted
to have them, should we especially? I mean, yesterday the

(08:58):
deal was sealed. I was at my father and barbecue.
And now we have not one, but three nephews running around.
Uh and two of them are infants, one from my
my brother's son and Jack and my sister's son, Nico.
And Nico must have crapped three times while we were there,
so that's three different typer changes. Jack wouldn't stop crying.

(09:22):
It was I'm like, oh my god, these moms, these
poor moms, my sister in law and my sister, they
don't they don't get a break. My brother, my brother
in law. They go in nuts and and then you know,
Lucas is up playing his roadblocks. You know, he's isolationist.
No moment, but they're getting a haircut in the garage
because and then I'm thinking, like, I this this just

(09:44):
no fucking way. Did you get in your car? You
couldn't speed away fast enough. You're like, give me the
funk out of here, Away from these kids. I love,
I listen, I love to talk to them, play with them,
by them, gifts. I love all the goods. Thought of
having a child is okay, but the thought of really
having a child is not okay. Hey, I got it, then,

(10:06):
don't Hey Garrett, Yes, what is it you want to do?
But you know, sadly you'll never be able to do it.
Eat a massive amount of sugar just being a diabetic. No,
I can have candy, I can have sugar. It's not that.
But I'm talking like like my stomach hurting, I have
a sugar rush high and then just crash not happening.

(10:28):
M Wow, Well I'm glad you're not going to do that. Finally,
I say, I save Gandhi for the last because Gandhi
basically does anything and everything she wants to do in
my opinion, So what is there you really want to
do but you know sadly you'll never ever be able
to do it? So I feel like you guys might
hate me for this answer, but I've really been trying
to think about it, and I think that at this

(10:50):
point in my life, without having kids, are being married,
or having anything that's really anchoring me anywhere, I don't
feel like there's something I can't do. I think that
if I really wanted to do anything, I could do it.
Sorry Nate, flipping me the bird. I'm not allergic like you.
I mean there's stuff like I would have loved to
meet Muhammad Ali, and obviously I will not be able
to do that now. I think there's stuff like that

(11:11):
with people who have passed away I would love to
do or maybe, like God, it would have been awesome
to be on that Forbes twenty five list. That's not
going to happen now. But aside from that, I think
a lot of it's like within our grasp if we
really want to do it. I agree that Scotty be
what the hell are you doing? He can't hear us doing.

(11:36):
He's rubbing, he's rubbing, shaking feial though he's shaking cereal.
It looks like he was online watching Alex on chatter Bait.
The Scotty shake over there. What the what are you doing?
It's like he was rubbing the cereal against this junk
he has. So there you go. We all announced like

(12:00):
what it is we really want to do, but we
will never be able to do it. But well, I
think mine was wrong because I went the wrong direction.
I've bedn't realized Danielle. Or Danielle, let's go back to you.
You you have a redo. What is something you really
want to do, but sadly you know you won't be
able to do it. It's probably be at this point
because I'm I would think I'm out of the age
range that would be be a Disney Princess at Disney World.

(12:24):
I think I should have done it when I was
in college, but I almost got there, didn't quite get there,
so that's probably it. I always wanted to perform in
Disney World, so you know, maybe you never know. I
could maybe squeeze it with something else, but the Disney
Princess days are probably maybe the princess, but like maybe

(12:44):
an evil step sister. I couldn't be, well you could,
I Couldn't'm not tall enough to be Maleficent. There's a
hype thing. Yeah, some character that you can play at

(13:08):
Disney World. Let us think about that. We'll get back
to you here. What's up, dude, What were you doing
with the cereal? What were you doing in there? Did
you have your dick in a box? No? No, well
not this time. I know I was shaking. I was
shaking the cereal up. Hey, whatever you call it. We're
still we're still doing We're still doing that other podcast,

(13:31):
Serial Killers. So I have to send cereal to Andrew
and Little Baggies, so I have to shake it up first,
so it doesn't you know, it looked at as if
you were frosting the flakes. If you know what, that's
what it looks like. I only do that at home,
never eating over it. Okay, alright, well that was sick.

(13:54):
All right, Well, there you go. At the end of
the day, there are so many things you can do.
There are so many dream meames. You can make it
come true. So just because you can't do a few things.
If I don't know, Gandhi, your your answer is my favorite.
It's like, I don't know. I think I can do
anything I want. So there, I think. And then my
least favorite was Brody. I'll never be able to Chinese

(14:17):
food without changing the order. It's a hardship. Better than
there you go. All right, we gotta get out of here.
There's your fifteen minute morning show podcast. Someone else is
hosting tomorrow. I'm out of questions, okay,