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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firm Presents fifteen Minute Morning Show. So we see the
way we usually start this, but thank you. Welcome to
the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. The way we usually
(00:24):
started is there's like a capdown, but there was this time.
Froggy just went, I'm hearing so much echo today and
it's who's echoing? I heard this on the show yesterday too.
It's echo echo. I don't know anyway. Welcome to the
always imperfect fifty minute morning show podcast. There's Froggy, and
there's Danielle, and there's Scary Scotty B. Can't hear a
(00:46):
word we're saying. There's Gandhi, there's Straight and Nate, there's Garrett,
and there's Dave Brody. What's that behind your head? Brody?
It's my Captain America shield? Do you need that? Yeah?
You never know? In this room shoot off bullets, so whatever,
I gotta block them. Yeah. Okay, So should we start
the Should we start the podcast with tampon strings? Go?
(01:09):
Danielle go? Okay. So when we were down in Wildwood,
New Jersey, my girlfriend I was sitting on the beach
and a girl and a really Danny bikini walked by
us and her tampon string was hanging out of her
bikini bottom. And now, normally I would go and tell
her because that's embarrassing. I'd want someone to tell me.
I'd put a towel around you or whatever. But it's
(01:31):
COVID days. So now we're contemplating do we tell her,
do we not tell her? What do I do? I
can I run over to her. She's going to be
upset is that we didn't know what to do. So
she went in the what would you want? What would
you want? I want me to say? Would you want
me to say? Or do I need to be a
woman to tell you that your your string is hanging out? Um,
I'd rather you be a woman, But I just want
(01:52):
somebody to tell me because it's so embarrassing. But she
went in the water, and I figured when she went
in the water, the water would like swoosh, the string
may be someplace else and it gets sucked and you
wouldn't see it when she came bat So I kind
of didn't say anything, but I I feel like I
should have because I would have wanted something to do
for me. Yes, yeah, this is the equivalent of a
(02:14):
guy telling another guy who slides down like you're doing
the right thing. But then you wonder, like, why is
that guy looking at me? Like you kind of you
you want to know, like what's with the meat gazing
over there? Look? Can't you notice a guy zippers down
without look? I mean you just notice, you just you
can just see it. That doesn't mean you're like staring
at his right. It's sometimes very noticeable too, when it's
(02:36):
like wide open and you can see the underwear undernea. Yeah,
then if it's wide open, But if it's not, if
it's just down and you see it, you're like, yeah,
why are you looking down there? I don't know, Froggy,
I think you're a little too sensitive about that. I
think that you're looking into You're hoping a guy is
looking at your I'm also the same guy that goes
to the movies and does the I'm not gay seat
in between us, And then I'm also the guy that
(02:57):
if I go in the urinal, I'm not using the
stall next to you. I'm gonna go one over because
that's just common courtesy. I don't want to problems within
That's what that means, you realize cod solve that problem.
With a lot of the urinals are kind of like
you know off but even before yes, yes, so before COVID,
(03:18):
if you were at the middle jurnal, I would wait
until you were done before I would There was a
three yurnal system, I would have waited until you were
done before I used one, or I always used the
one on the end. Nate, stop laughing. I know the
outcome will be looking that guy froggy. Obviously he's a
heterosexual because he didn't let me stab next to it.
(03:43):
You say I'm gay, I wouldn't. I wouldn't want to.
I would always position myself as far away from you
as possible. But why would that guy used the middle urinal?
I exact. I can't beat in front of somebody else, Brodie.
My other thing is I don't want to stand next
to you because I don't want your splattering your pee
all over my foot from the urinal next to you,
because there I have had that done. I remember one
(04:03):
time I was peeing and there's a guy. There's a
guy peeing next to me at at an airport in
his pee, but I guess what's hitting the urinal so
hard it was bouncing off and landing on my shoe
like you guys tiptoe when you go to the urinal
because it's like the floor is just so soaked and
you don't want to put your entire foot. This is disgusting.
(04:25):
This is the most I know. Yeah, this is where
Gandhi's right. She doesn't allow people to wear shoes in
her house. She get it, Elvis. Can I ask you
a question as a gay man, Froggy just said I'm
not gay. Cy If you're in a movie theater and
a dude sits next to you as a gay guy,
do you just assume, well, that guy is gay. No. No,
(04:46):
It's the same as if you're in a parking lot
and the parking lot is empty and you park your
car and then someone parks right next to you, and
you're like, what the funk man? You could have parked
anywhere in this parking lot, any park next to me.
I would feel the same at a movie theater. It
isn't a gay thing. It's like, go away, give me
my space. It's a space invasion thing. Yes, exactly, I agree. Um.
Can I tell a story about how I tried to
(05:07):
help someone like to fly his open thing and I
got yelled at back back when we used to go
to work. We have that ramp coming out of where
we parked the car in the garage as a ramp,
and so a woman was walking up the ramp early
in the morning on a way to work, and I was,
I don't know, fifteen feet behind her, so my eyes
were at the same level as the back of her legs, right,
and I noticed her panti hoos had ripped, and she
(05:29):
just got out of her car. So I tried to
be nice. I said, excuse me. I don't know if
you know this, but your your pantyhose are ripped. And
she turned around she went, oh, great, thanks, thanks for
ruining my day. Oh my god, you didn't rip them.
They were right, they were pre ripped, right, But she
blamed me for pointing it out. Doesn't she know that
you're Captain America on a stool or you know, is
(05:56):
it okay to tell her that the top of her
thong is out if you're a guy, No, because maybe
she wants it. Yeah, well, you know what I'm talking about,
the whale tail. We know what you're talking about, right,
So the question is as a guy noticing that trying
to help it, I mean, should not? Should my eyes
not be there in the first place, similar to the
(06:18):
zipper down thing. Or is it just perverted in general?
Or should we tell a woman that you need to
go and proach her. I don't know, just I guess
it's I guess, you know what, there's sometain, some certain
things that only women should tell women and guys should
tell guys in this world we live in, you know.
I guess. I don't know. And then handbag doesn't match
the outfit right there? Yeah, I'm right there for that,
(06:43):
it'd be like, girl, please let the house looking like that. Yeah,
you're gonna wear that anyway. So here we are, all
nine of us. What are you doing? Garrett? Water? Look,
I'm ship man. There's a lot of water, so it
tells me when to drink water. Um, so I'm at
(07:05):
like nine o'clock ish now, a little behind the curve.
But yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait where does it
tell you when when to drink water? Is there's like
a read out on there? Oh that's cool. All the
way through nine pm, hundred and sixteen ounces, been doing it?
Been peeing like a racehorse the last three the racehorses? Really, Pete,
where did you come from? Have you ever seen, Yes
(07:28):
I have. There's like the guy next to me at
the urinaloge the same thing, but the other phrase. It
drives me crazy. Oh, I slept like a baby. Babies
don't fucking sleep. They stay up all night crying, don't.
But when they do sleep, they sleep very peaceful, and
they look very peaceful. That's why they probably me. And
what about I slept like a Dadds fall asleep anywhere
anytime and just knock right out. I slept like a dad.
(07:50):
What about the phrase sick as a dog? What if
your dog is not sick? And how are you sick
as a dog? Like? How did it? Where did that
come from? Or my favorite, you know, sport dogs lie
like a dog? Don't you tell me I'll lie like
a dog. I do sometimes I lie down like this
guy over here and sniff your crotch right like this
one over here like a dog because he's lying and
(08:15):
he's a dog. Or raining cats and Dogs? Where did
that come from? Yeah? Where did raining cats and Dogs come?
I'm gonna look that up. It seems like this is
where Gandhi starts googling? Are you googling? That's her new name?
By the way, googling Gandhi. Where did it ter crap
my brains outcome from? Like? Who could nobody ever took
(08:35):
a crap in the bin? Yes, yes, I have, Yes,
I saw brain matter coming up. I saw the stem
on the top from the top of We have an
answer on the cats and dogs, and it is not
what I expected. Any guesses. Let's go live to Gandhi.
Go ahead, what is it? Okay? So this says cats
and dogs may come from the Greek expression catadoxa, which
(08:58):
means contrary to experience our belief. So it's sort of
a misinterpretation of the words. Well, that's weird, it's not
really cats and dogs. Another theory that was false though,
It says that in the days of thatched roofs, cats
and dogs used to huddle in the thatched roof for warmth,
and when it rained bad enough, they'd be washed out.
(09:21):
That sounds like a made up story. Yeah, I think
that's that's bullshit. Sounds like, Oh god. We were in
Santa Fe last week. We we had a drive out
to out of town to go to a restaurant out
in the middle of nowhere, and in the middle of
the drive on the highway, we heard this under the hood.
I'm like, oh my god, what was that. In a
minute later, oh my god, there's a cat. There's a
(09:44):
cat under our hood. And so he's like, should we
pull over? Like, I don't know. Now it's it's it's
not a cat. There's no cat under a hood. And
then once again and that we stopped and we opened
the hood. Thank god, no cat. But we actually stopped.
We actually stopped just see if there's a cat. Maybe
(10:06):
we spared it slide, but yeah, cats do crawling into
the hoods. What what was the sound? It was like
a no no, but what was causing it? Yeah, we
don't know. I don't know. Remember remember the show that
one time we did that what what sound is your
car making? Right now people are like, oh, I have
(10:33):
a car question. Since we're talking about cars, you can't
them no, say shot Brodie. Since my mom is away
for two months, she left her car here and she's like, Danny,
you have to start it and take it on rides
because you can't just leave it here. It's got to
get love. Is that true? How old it is? The
battery will die and there were cars now if you
(10:58):
let us sit there long enough, the battery will die
because there are some things in the car that are
still drawing off the battery with newer technology. So you
do want it? Is it is a good How long
has she gone for? Two months? Yeah? Yes, I would
just let it say. You should also move the car
otherwise the tires get flat on the bottom. That's not
a joke. I'll show you my mother's car. Well, they
(11:23):
don't get flat on the bottom. They just get flat. Period.
Well they don't get flat on the top, Nate, no
ship sherlotk. They just get here. Is there is one
thing you should Yeah, it just gets flat the whole tires.
They do. Yes, If you leave a car in one
spot long enough, the bottom gets warped and it takes
the shape because the weight down. Google google it, Google it.
(11:50):
I look. I'm curious to know if that's true, because
I leave cars sitting all the time and I've never
had that problem. But I will tell you when you
go from a temperature hot to cold or or the
other way you're the tire pressure does change and you
will have to put you have to put some air
this when it gets warmer, does guess expire? Don't think so? Yeah,
(12:13):
gas can get old and then it doesn't run on
cars one. But you know you do have like at
a lot of different seals and stuff in your vehicle
that it is generally older cars that if you don't
run it for very long, some of the seals dry out.
You do look like a mechanic right now, Nato, I'm
am I the only board person here. This is who
(12:34):
can we gave Daniel? Well, we give Daniel her answer,
but we're gonna go this is so typical of us
because we're all guilty of it. We go on and
on and on. We should do an experiment. We should
title this just skip this episode. People are gonna watch
it and it's gonna get triple the amount of hits
than any of the others. Yeah, but then they'll they'll
(12:56):
trust us in the future to skip because they aum
will say I should have listened boring uh to and half?
No a minute and a half? Sorry, oh god, oh
my god? What to do for a minute and a half.
Any final thoughts. I'm very jealous that you all have cars,
(13:20):
and now I feel like I should go get one
so that I could have a problem too. You don't
yes it every time one of you guys have a
pet pop on screen. It makes me so happy. It's
like the highlight of my day. Elvis has Ali and Max.
(13:41):
You have your pops. Danielle has her cats, who I
love when they try to f each other up in
the back over there, that's my favorite. Mine's being detained
right now, Pete in the basement earlier this morning. Yeah,
we found a little stain on the rug today too.
Oh my god, I know it's bummer. All right, Well,
(14:01):
this circle, we start talking about your and we end
talking about your right. I think we started talking about tampon. Yeah,
but when you pull your tampon out, you do pee,
all right, there we go. Oh my god, God, thank god.
(14:22):
I'm a man, everybody, Thank God. Happy to be a frog?
Hell is that I'd rather pee in a yurinal next
to another guy? I'm all right? Actually, will you pull
your tampon on your godda? Am I right? Women are gross?
Elvis might be right hold on to me. But now
(14:42):
I'm going to pay more attention and maybe sometime it will.
This is why Elvis is gay. It's like a cork. Yes,
this is why I'm gay. America. Are we done? Ye're done? Yeah?
Check the chat room. You can read about warped tires
by Oh my god. He has to be right. He
has to be right because everyone likes go if your
life being wrong. I don't know if he's right, if
(15:02):
he's right. We actually learned something today, I guess you.
I taught you something. Just now, what are you talking about? Yes,
you did, turn turn it off The fifteen minute Morning
Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firm Presents fifteen Minute Morning Show. So we see the
way we usually start this, but thank you. Welcome to
the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. The way we usually
(00:24):
started is there's like a capdown, but there was this time.
Froggy just went, I'm hearing so much echo today and
it's who's echoing? I heard this on the show yesterday too.
It's echo echo. I don't know anyway. Welcome to the
always imperfect fifty minute morning show podcast. There's Froggy, and
there's Danielle, and there's Scary Scotty B. Can't hear a
(00:46):
word we're saying. There's Gandhi, there's Straight and Nate, there's Garrett,
and there's Dave Brody. What's that behind your head? Brody?
It's my Captain America shield? Do you need that? Yeah?
You never know? In this room shoot off bullets, so whatever,
I gotta block them. Yeah. Okay, So should we start
the Should we start the podcast with tampon strings? Go?
(01:09):
Danielle go? Okay. So when we were down in Wildwood,
New Jersey, my girlfriend I was sitting on the beach
and a girl and a really Danny bikini walked by
us and her tampon string was hanging out of her
bikini bottom. And now, normally I would go and tell
her because that's embarrassing. I'd want someone to tell me.
I'd put a towel around you or whatever. But it's
(01:31):
COVID days. So now we're contemplating do we tell her,
do we not tell her? What do I do? I
can I run over to her. She's going to be
upset is that we didn't know what to do. So
she went in the what would you want? What would
you want? I want me to say? Would you want
me to say? Or do I need to be a
woman to tell you that your your string is hanging out? Um,
I'd rather you be a woman, But I just want
(01:52):
somebody to tell me because it's so embarrassing. But she
went in the water, and I figured when she went
in the water, the water would like swoosh, the string
may be someplace else and it gets sucked and you
wouldn't see it when she came bat So I kind
of didn't say anything, but I I feel like I
should have because I would have wanted something to do
for me. Yes, yeah, this is the equivalent of a
(02:14):
guy telling another guy who slides down like you're doing
the right thing. But then you wonder, like, why is
that guy looking at me? Like you kind of you
you want to know, like what's with the meat gazing
over there? Look? Can't you notice a guy zippers down
without look? I mean you just notice, you just you
can just see it. That doesn't mean you're like staring
at his right. It's sometimes very noticeable too, when it's
(02:36):
like wide open and you can see the underwear undernea. Yeah,
then if it's wide open, But if it's not, if
it's just down and you see it, you're like, yeah,
why are you looking down there? I don't know, Froggy,
I think you're a little too sensitive about that. I
think that you're looking into You're hoping a guy is
looking at your I'm also the same guy that goes
to the movies and does the I'm not gay seat
in between us, And then I'm also the guy that
(02:57):
if I go in the urinal, I'm not using the
stall next to you. I'm gonna go one over because
that's just common courtesy. I don't want to problems within
That's what that means, you realize cod solve that problem.
With a lot of the urinals are kind of like
you know off but even before yes, yes, so before COVID,
(03:18):
if you were at the middle jurnal, I would wait
until you were done before I would There was a
three yurnal system, I would have waited until you were
done before I used one, or I always used the
one on the end. Nate, stop laughing. I know the
outcome will be looking that guy froggy. Obviously he's a
heterosexual because he didn't let me stab next to it.
(03:43):
You say I'm gay, I wouldn't. I wouldn't want to.
I would always position myself as far away from you
as possible. But why would that guy used the middle urinal?
I exact. I can't beat in front of somebody else, Brodie.
My other thing is I don't want to stand next
to you because I don't want your splattering your pee
all over my foot from the urinal next to you,
because there I have had that done. I remember one
(04:03):
time I was peeing and there's a guy. There's a
guy peeing next to me at at an airport in
his pee, but I guess what's hitting the urinal so
hard it was bouncing off and landing on my shoe
like you guys tiptoe when you go to the urinal
because it's like the floor is just so soaked and
you don't want to put your entire foot. This is disgusting.
(04:25):
This is the most I know. Yeah, this is where
Gandhi's right. She doesn't allow people to wear shoes in
her house. She get it, Elvis. Can I ask you
a question as a gay man, Froggy just said I'm
not gay. Cy If you're in a movie theater and
a dude sits next to you as a gay guy,
do you just assume, well, that guy is gay. No. No,
(04:46):
It's the same as if you're in a parking lot
and the parking lot is empty and you park your
car and then someone parks right next to you, and
you're like, what the funk man? You could have parked
anywhere in this parking lot, any park next to me.
I would feel the same at a movie theater. It
isn't a gay thing. It's like, go away, give me
my space. It's a space invasion thing. Yes, exactly, I agree. Um.
Can I tell a story about how I tried to
(05:07):
help someone like to fly his open thing and I
got yelled at back back when we used to go
to work. We have that ramp coming out of where
we parked the car in the garage as a ramp,
and so a woman was walking up the ramp early
in the morning on a way to work, and I was,
I don't know, fifteen feet behind her, so my eyes
were at the same level as the back of her legs, right,
and I noticed her panti hoos had ripped, and she
(05:29):
just got out of her car. So I tried to
be nice. I said, excuse me. I don't know if
you know this, but your your pantyhose are ripped. And
she turned around she went, oh, great, thanks, thanks for
ruining my day. Oh my god, you didn't rip them.
They were right, they were pre ripped, right, But she
blamed me for pointing it out. Doesn't she know that
you're Captain America on a stool or you know, is
(05:56):
it okay to tell her that the top of her
thong is out if you're a guy, No, because maybe
she wants it. Yeah, well, you know what I'm talking about,
the whale tail. We know what you're talking about, right,
So the question is as a guy noticing that trying
to help it, I mean, should not? Should my eyes
not be there in the first place, similar to the
(06:18):
zipper down thing. Or is it just perverted in general?
Or should we tell a woman that you need to
go and proach her. I don't know, just I guess
it's I guess, you know what, there's sometain, some certain
things that only women should tell women and guys should
tell guys in this world we live in, you know.
I guess. I don't know. And then handbag doesn't match
the outfit right there? Yeah, I'm right there for that,
(06:43):
it'd be like, girl, please let the house looking like that. Yeah,
you're gonna wear that anyway. So here we are, all
nine of us. What are you doing? Garrett? Water? Look,
I'm ship man. There's a lot of water, so it
tells me when to drink water. Um, so I'm at
(07:05):
like nine o'clock ish now, a little behind the curve.
But yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait where does it
tell you when when to drink water? Is there's like
a read out on there? Oh that's cool. All the
way through nine pm, hundred and sixteen ounces, been doing it?
Been peeing like a racehorse the last three the racehorses? Really, Pete,
where did you come from? Have you ever seen, Yes
(07:28):
I have. There's like the guy next to me at
the urinaloge the same thing, but the other phrase. It
drives me crazy. Oh, I slept like a baby. Babies
don't fucking sleep. They stay up all night crying, don't.
But when they do sleep, they sleep very peaceful, and
they look very peaceful. That's why they probably me. And
what about I slept like a Dadds fall asleep anywhere
anytime and just knock right out. I slept like a dad.
(07:50):
What about the phrase sick as a dog? What if
your dog is not sick? And how are you sick
as a dog? Like? How did it? Where did that
come from? Or my favorite, you know, sport dogs lie
like a dog? Don't you tell me I'll lie like
a dog. I do sometimes I lie down like this
guy over here and sniff your crotch right like this
one over here like a dog because he's lying and
(08:15):
he's a dog. Or raining cats and Dogs? Where did
that come from? Yeah? Where did raining cats and Dogs come?
I'm gonna look that up. It seems like this is
where Gandhi starts googling? Are you googling? That's her new name?
By the way, googling Gandhi. Where did it ter crap
my brains outcome from? Like? Who could nobody ever took
(08:35):
a crap in the bin? Yes, yes, I have, Yes,
I saw brain matter coming up. I saw the stem
on the top from the top of We have an
answer on the cats and dogs, and it is not
what I expected. Any guesses. Let's go live to Gandhi.
Go ahead, what is it? Okay? So this says cats
and dogs may come from the Greek expression catadoxa, which
(08:58):
means contrary to experience our belief. So it's sort of
a misinterpretation of the words. Well, that's weird, it's not
really cats and dogs. Another theory that was false though,
It says that in the days of thatched roofs, cats
and dogs used to huddle in the thatched roof for warmth,
and when it rained bad enough, they'd be washed out.
(09:21):
That sounds like a made up story. Yeah, I think
that's that's bullshit. Sounds like, Oh god. We were in
Santa Fe last week. We we had a drive out
to out of town to go to a restaurant out
in the middle of nowhere, and in the middle of
the drive on the highway, we heard this under the hood.
I'm like, oh my god, what was that. In a
minute later, oh my god, there's a cat. There's a
(09:44):
cat under our hood. And so he's like, should we
pull over? Like, I don't know. Now it's it's it's
not a cat. There's no cat under a hood. And
then once again and that we stopped and we opened
the hood. Thank god, no cat. But we actually stopped.
We actually stopped just see if there's a cat. Maybe
(10:06):
we spared it slide, but yeah, cats do crawling into
the hoods. What what was the sound? It was like
a no no, but what was causing it? Yeah, we
don't know. I don't know. Remember remember the show that
one time we did that what what sound is your
car making? Right now people are like, oh, I have
(10:33):
a car question. Since we're talking about cars, you can't
them no, say shot Brodie. Since my mom is away
for two months, she left her car here and she's like, Danny,
you have to start it and take it on rides
because you can't just leave it here. It's got to
get love. Is that true? How old it is? The
battery will die and there were cars now if you
(10:58):
let us sit there long enough, the battery will die
because there are some things in the car that are
still drawing off the battery with newer technology. So you
do want it? Is it is a good How long
has she gone for? Two months? Yeah? Yes, I would
just let it say. You should also move the car
otherwise the tires get flat on the bottom. That's not
a joke. I'll show you my mother's car. Well, they
(11:23):
don't get flat on the bottom. They just get flat. Period.
Well they don't get flat on the top, Nate, no
ship sherlotk. They just get here. Is there is one
thing you should Yeah, it just gets flat the whole tires.
They do. Yes, If you leave a car in one
spot long enough, the bottom gets warped and it takes
the shape because the weight down. Google google it, Google it.
(11:50):
I look. I'm curious to know if that's true, because
I leave cars sitting all the time and I've never
had that problem. But I will tell you when you
go from a temperature hot to cold or or the
other way you're the tire pressure does change and you
will have to put you have to put some air
this when it gets warmer, does guess expire? Don't think so? Yeah,
(12:13):
gas can get old and then it doesn't run on
cars one. But you know you do have like at
a lot of different seals and stuff in your vehicle
that it is generally older cars that if you don't
run it for very long, some of the seals dry out.
You do look like a mechanic right now, Nato, I'm
am I the only board person here. This is who
(12:34):
can we gave Daniel? Well, we give Daniel her answer,
but we're gonna go this is so typical of us
because we're all guilty of it. We go on and
on and on. We should do an experiment. We should
title this just skip this episode. People are gonna watch
it and it's gonna get triple the amount of hits
than any of the others. Yeah, but then they'll they'll
(12:56):
trust us in the future to skip because they aum
will say I should have listened boring uh to and half?
No a minute and a half? Sorry, oh god, oh
my god? What to do for a minute and a half.
Any final thoughts. I'm very jealous that you all have cars,
(13:20):
and now I feel like I should go get one
so that I could have a problem too. You don't
yes it every time one of you guys have a
pet pop on screen. It makes me so happy. It's
like the highlight of my day. Elvis has Ali and Max.
(13:41):
You have your pops. Danielle has her cats, who I
love when they try to f each other up in
the back over there, that's my favorite. Mine's being detained
right now, Pete in the basement earlier this morning. Yeah,
we found a little stain on the rug today too.
Oh my god, I know it's bummer. All right, Well,
(14:01):
this circle, we start talking about your and we end
talking about your right. I think we started talking about tampon. Yeah,
but when you pull your tampon out, you do pee,
all right, there we go. Oh my god, God, thank god.
(14:22):
I'm a man, everybody, Thank God. Happy to be a frog?
Hell is that I'd rather pee in a yurinal next
to another guy? I'm all right? Actually, will you pull
your tampon on your godda? Am I right? Women are gross?
Elvis might be right hold on to me. But now
(14:42):
I'm going to pay more attention and maybe sometime it will.
This is why Elvis is gay. It's like a cork. Yes,
this is why I'm gay. America. Are we done? Ye're done? Yeah?
Check the chat room. You can read about warped tires
by Oh my god. He has to be right. He
has to be right because everyone likes go if your
life being wrong. I don't know if he's right, if
(15:02):
he's right. We actually learned something today, I guess you.
I taught you something. Just now, what are you talking about? Yes,
you did, turn turn it off The fifteen minute Morning
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