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July 20, 2017 15 mins

We continue our conversation about conspiracy theories...Plus Greg T has a few new ones!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
fifteen morning show. It's a very special fifteen minute morning
show podcast. It's an extension of a conversation we were
having on the Big Show earlier today, the Thursday Show.

(00:23):
If you're listening in Greg T and his conspiracy theories, now,
we could have gone on and on for hours, because
as soon as Greg T gets started on one conspiracy,
another one pops up. I mean, realist, I don't want
to talk about it anymore. I think we need to
stop because there's another conspiracy here right, Well, there's so many.
But the thing is that I think that the more

(00:45):
that we talk about these conspiracy theories, and especially on
podcasts where they're like saved, then it gives the government
more opportunity to listen and then they go, you know what.
I know he's funny and all, but we've got to
stop this kid. He keeps saying too much. This is
a problem because this is the reason why he won't
do the podcast with me. I have been trying for
months and said, Tea, it's gonna be funny. It's you

(01:06):
have so many of you that you want to go
on bo You're saying you wanted to have a conspiracy
theory podcast. You wanted to call it fake Chicken because
all his conspiracy theories started with the fact that he
doesn't think chicken is real, that it's all manufactured, blah
blah blah. Right, he is so convinced that the government
is going to come and get him, saying that he said,
there's no way in hell that I'm going to do this,
because he's like, they're watching me and if we do

(01:29):
a podcast, they're going to take me away. But can
I tell you, t this is why you're safe because
everybody sees you already as sort of a jokester or
somebody that you don't take seriously, and so the government
knows that no one's going to take you seriously with this.
The people that the government is concerned about number one
on their list Stephen Hawking, because he is talking about

(01:50):
how robots are going to take over the world and
we're not safe, and that is something they're concerned. He's
a brilliant he's got a brilliant mind. By the way,
as we get rolling on this fifteen minute morning show podcast,
around the table, we have Bethany, we have Scary, we
have Dave Brody, We have our conspiracy theorist, theoryorist. I'm

(02:10):
very nervous. Greg T. Garrett is here, Danielle is here,
straight innate, my dog Max, and yours truly, Elvis Duran. Well, so, anyway,
we were noticing today as you were spewing out these conspiracies,
we didn't land on the moon. There's no way we
could produce that many chickens. I mean, all these conspiracies
started shooting out of you, like look a machine gun

(02:31):
of conspiracies. Every time you mentioned one, another one would
pop up, which makes me wonder, which makes me wonder.
How many conspiracies do you have rolling around in that
head of yours? Ah, I have tons I won that
I haven't told you guys about yet. Dealing with money,
this is his new money. Can the money? Okay? So
when it comes to money, I need you guys to
really think about this. At one point, the population was

(02:54):
limited and we all had, you know, enough funds to
get around. There wasn't a lot of wealth, wasn't a
lot of actual green paper. How many trees are there
out there for the government to continue to make actual
green actually money? So just think about this. So you're
saying aponomy is suffering because we're out of tree. No. No,
we had to move to a a system that is

(03:17):
all like you know, all numbers like what like Venmo,
like venmo right, or like numbers digital currency, because we
didn't have enough money to actually move around, like if
you go to the bank. If we all decided to
go to the bank and empty out our four to
one k's and all of our investments, they would not
have enough cash, like real cash. I agree with no offense,

(03:40):
but I don't think this is a conspiracy theory. I mean,
I think even the government would say if it happened
that we wouldn't have enough cass. So what they did
was they moved to the computer system. And all we
do is really get numbers. And all we're doing is
fake numbers. There's no real money in the world numbers.
The way that the way it's set up, the money
is backed up by gold and investment, and that's not
so they tell you that you'll relax because they know

(04:02):
that you don't have the money. If not there, your
dollar bill is not actually worth anything. It's a promisory
note that it is worth something. And if something is
it's actually just a contract. Basically, isn't that right? Yes, yeah,
but if something happened in the world with all of
our computers, it would all be wiped out. No nobody
would know one's no one's denying that. That's I think

(04:22):
they have backups. Now, look, they have the cloud. There's
a cloud. Do you think something? Right? But do you
see what you're doing? Elvis, listen, You're doing exactly what
they're telling you. They're telling you that there's a cloud.
They're telling you it's somewhere else. You don't know where
that is. David is hysterical. Well, David Brody say something.

(04:42):
Here's I agree with you. There's really no way you
can combat it because it's so ludicrous. Here's what I
would say, just feed into it. He has his theories, right,
he bases them on one or two headlines or stories
he reads. But if you actually break down any of
them and analyze them, they're impossible. First of all, to
assume that they the God is hiding money. Right, The
government changes every two years, So what you're saying is

(05:04):
that for the hundreds of years, two hundred and forty years,
we've been a country that every two years, new conspiracy
people willing to take on the challenge of the same lie.
Are willing to lie? Continue it for two hundred years? Yes,
and none of them, the thousands of men and women
who have been in our government, not one of them,
on their deathbed, ever, says the story. That's the truth
right exactly, that we didn't land on the moon. But
since nineteen sixty nine, every man and woman involved in NASA,

(05:27):
every one of their relatives who knows the truth, not
one of them on their deathbed says, hey, by the way,
it's it's a scam. No, they've all been able to
keep a secret. And more and more people go to
college for engineering and they become NASA. They work at
NASA and engineers and scientists the most brilliant minds of
our in our time. And Roddy, we agree with you,
but it's just not sitting next to him. It hurts
my head. But they cannot. Why do you think it

(05:52):
is not possible? You can buy underwear on Amazon? Have
it shipped in two days? That's more impressive the research
one day. Are you sure the underwear is coming from Oh? No,
the government is delivering it to my house. To make
me think of Amazon's a real company. Danielle asked a
valid question, how is it you know that they did
not land on the moon. Do the research between the

(06:13):
end of sixty seven. We've done the research, and the
research we've done says they landed on the Morne. It
was so important for America to get up there and
to take that flag, so they did stick it in there.
So they did. Okay, no, no, I want you to
give me physical Calm down, Mary, Amerrika, pull yourself together,
all right, give me physical, physical information about why this

(06:35):
thing did not take off and land on the moon.
All you keep doing is explaining why it would be
a good idea to have lied. Tell us no proof
that what did what did they do? Getting into sixty nine,
there the the American government, the United States right was
on the brink of going into another depression. There was
morale was down. There was no depression. There was we

(06:55):
were in Vietnam. There was what would stock going on
very long today. There were so many things happening there
was people were against it. There were so many things
happening there. Listen, this is so funny, pony. Just give
you a note that's very funny, and I want to

(07:17):
use it. It's very funny. If you look, if you
look at the American flag, you know carefully there was
no ripples because there was really no air then there
were there are ripples of no air. No, there were
ripples on the flag, but there's no air on the
on the moon. So sorry, that's what. Yes, you're right,
I'm sorry. You messed up your own except there's no
wind in a TV studio either, there is, there is.

(07:40):
They didn't want there to be, whin they wouldn't be.
If you're Mariah Carey, you always if you're going to
fake a moon landing, you're not going to have the
flag as there is. The reasons were different, are different.
Why have we never been back? Exactly because you have
eleven times? You guys always say why haven't we been back?
But we have? We have, But you heard that we
want so you say we were, Show me, show me

(08:01):
proof we've been back to the moon. There's been eleven moonlandings.
I don't think there's been eleven, but there's been. It
started with Apollo eleven and I think it ended seventeen
or something. Guys, we need we need to just calm
down a little bit. Okay, we haven't been back in
twenty seventeen Look, you got to keep in mind there
are many reasons why we haven't gone back. There's funding there,
it's there's also the theory of well, we've been there,

(08:23):
done that. Now we're using those funds to go further
into outer Specs and Saturn have been to the moon.
There's no reason to go back at this point. Wikipedia,
there have been six manned us Land. He is wrong
all the time between nineteen Well, wouldn't somebody have corrected this? Now?
With today's technology, a lot more would escape and get

(08:44):
into the public's hands if we really went to the
moon today versus what would escape versus what we did
without smartphones. But they teen years ago, they don't care.
They don't feel the need to prove it to anyone.
That's like saying God doesn't exist because he hasn't calm
while we have cell phones. Well, I'm just saying a
lot of things happened before there was technology. I'm bored.
This is those boring conversation. Ever, can I say the

(09:05):
government wants you to say that? Can I tell you
about the maybe Elvis works for the government, Ye, Bethany, yes,
bets and Bethany. Can I tell you about the lesser
known conspiracy theory about Saved by the Bell and talking
about something else. Okay, so the Illuminati is real and
active in our world and they were trying to spread

(09:26):
their message in the eighties and nineties because of the
show Saved by the Bell. Now, if you go and
look at the imagery of Saved by the Bell, there's
a lot of triangles, which is the sign of the Illuminati. Right.
And then theoretically, if you reverse the theme song for
Saved by the Bell, you can hear it say and

(09:46):
I miss my Satan. We are all saved. How about that? Right?
I believe in all of that, Bethany, every single last
bit of it. There's a lot of hidden messages and
the things that we think are very commercial and that
we're loving. But the Mario Lopez is on TV every
night and he's giving us a tantic messages. Yes, I
gotta be honest, I do believe that what happens. I
do believe he is an agent of bails above what happened.

(10:08):
But think about Men in Black the movie. You don't
think that there is a department in our government that
are men in black that are sworn to secrecy of
the things that are going on. Right now are exactly
so those are the ones that are doing all of this.
I think this is a good point. Those are a
lot of us are sitting here listening to great to
go on and on going. You know, he's full of shit.
But where do you draw the line when it comes

(10:30):
to the things we don't know that they do keep
from us. Yeah, just quickly. I honestly think there's a
cure for cancer. I think that they won't give it
to us because it be over population and it's too
much of a money maker to that to us. Yeah,
I okay, what about you? Garrett? Same along the lines
with Danielle me being a diabetic, I'm pretty convinced that

(10:52):
I've raised enough money over the twenty three years of
me being a diabetic that they're nowhere near anywhere close
to solving diabet You're saying, there's a business there, so
they keep it grolling. Yeahah, And I was about to say, whoa,
you know what, they can put a man on the moon,
but they wait a minute, they didn't do that. Okay,
why don't they let you walk around all of Ellis Island?
Why do they only let you walk around two buildings

(11:13):
on Ellis Island. Why can't I go to the other buildings,
because in two of the buildings they have like they've
they've got them, like they're minute. Last. It stays like
a catalog, like this is what the immigrants brought in,
and this is what they look like, and you can
look up your friends over here and your relatives. I
want to go beyond these defenses on Ellis Island. I
want to walk around there. Okay, they won't let you
go because it's just it's it costs money to let

(11:35):
you go there. Okay, you're just sh house crazy. Yes, Brodie,
the question was this. I was very very yes. Where
do you draw the line where people would still look
at you and go? No, I think you're wrong, but
you think you're right. Go. I don't think I have
any conspiracy theorist And I'm sorry, Okay, let me ask
you a question. What about area fifty one? Area I

(11:58):
believe fifty four? I wrote it on a pre sixteen
I wrote in on a horse with Halston. I think
there are some things top secret information that society shouldn't know,
like the true Kennedy story, maybe more than society could handle.
They had said, we're going to keep it a secret
for fifty years. There may be things that the public,
but I have to say the cancer thing to me.

(12:19):
That's going to bother a lot of our listeners to
say that there's a cure for cancer. I'm sorry, Well,
all of us who have lost loved ones are you.
You're not gonna have me sit here my father died
of cancer and tell me that there are people who
are elected officials in our government that are hiding secrets,
and that students that go to medical school for their
whole lives, big farm are keeping it. I can't believe.
I'm so I'm saying I draw the line there. I
draw the line at that. But I do believe that

(12:40):
there are things that the American public isn't I won't
say sophisticated, but maybe mature enough to handle, like the
scans outlandish. Do you think it is that we I
think I think that governments get overthrown that we don't
know about. I think when we see coups, other countries
may have had a hand in it because it may
have been beneficial who the greater good? Okay, and I

(13:00):
don't think they announced on the news, Hey, Canada is
the reason for a coup in Venezuela. I think that's
better if we don't know that. Okay, so all things
that are happening on Earth, what about things that are
happening beyond Earth. I don't believe in extraterrestrials. I'm not
sure about the whole heaven healthing, okay, but I would
like to believe that there are other life forms that

(13:21):
will someday visit us. Some argue that that organized religion
is there to keep control over the masses, and there
really is no physical basis for a place of heaven
that's with streets lined with gold and a guy sitting
on the fire. I could see that when people were
chaotic and hectic back in the days of before fire,
religion was a way to bring people together. Let's let's
all believe in something, and it also makes you less

(13:43):
afraid of death. Okay, quickly scary, what conspiracy do you
believe in that? Maybe on the edge, I do believe
in life and other planets. I think that we're way
too narcissistic to think that we are the only ones here.
Live on other planets is totally positive, possible, but it's
just that what is that form though? Could it be
like para mesium CHROMI I think could be aliens out
there somewhere. But what is an alien? Uh? Something like Martian,

(14:08):
intelligent green martian with two big eyes, like almond shaped eyes.
I also believe that we could have gotten rid of
We shouldn't be so dependent on oil the way we are,
and I think that we could have had cars running
on other things other than gasoline years ago. But it's
kept for us because again a big body people agree
with you. What about Bethany. I believe that we have
to be very very careful with robots. I think that

(14:29):
we are really excited about them, and I think that
we're going to at some point loose control of them
based they're being controlled by artificial intelligence. So it's artificial
intelligence and what it's possible because the second that it
feels sympathy for itself, you're completely screwed. Elon Musk just
came out about that too, true about you, Elvis, Well
there you go. Me. Oh, I believe everything's possible, which

(14:52):
goes against everything that the Great Deal I'm saying it
is possible. I say it is possible, go to the moon.
I mean, everything's possible. The Fifteen Minute Morning Show
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