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Elvis represents Morning Show all right between minute Morning Show.
So I'm scary. I'm Bethany, I'm David Rody. I'm Mama Watson.
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Mom is here, Mama Watson. You came in Friday, Friday,
and I'm heading out tomorrow. She came to hang out.
I wanted to meet the new kittens. She met the
grand kittens who now like her better than me. Kitty
met Kitty off the one i'd cat, and she and
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she and I are particularly bondage. Yeah, loves mom so much.
That is such a good name. Oh well, you can't
take it back now right now, that's that kid's name.
That's not. Her name was Minerva. But now I'm just
calling your kitty wop. I like Kitty that he drinks
brown Royal. What is it? It's not so uh listen again?
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You have an email right well, yeah, I just wanted
to get this off my chest because now I'm freaking out.
I never subscribe to what I'm about to tell you.
But but now I'm starting to believe it. You know how,
on this podcast and on the Morning show, we have
obviously conspiracy theories about how our electronics are listening to
us even when we're you know, we've been debating back
and forth. We talked about this on last week's podcast.
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What Garrett said there are apps on your phone that
listen and then target ads based on what you said. Well,
you know what, can consider this a continuation of that
because I didn't know if Garrett, if I believed fully
what Garrett was saying. I'm like, I think you know,
but this morning we played a game on the air.
What was the name of that game? I'm thinking of
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a fabric, Thinking of a fabric, right, and we said
the word fabric several times out loud. Well, I got
an email about an hour ago from Tommy John Underwear
and the title of the subject of the email is
find your fabric and I and it literally is trying
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to sell me underwear like different fabrics, cotton, there's all
different kinds. Do you subscribe to Tommy John? Have you
ever bought Tommy John? I was given a free pair
a while back, but I'm not on their subscription not
on their mailing list. So I'm strange. I'm kind of
freaking out right now. I'm not going to strange timing.
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I'm not convinced they're connected, but it's very strange. It's coincidental,
you think so, I mean, I think now I'm starting
to believe if what Garrett said was true the other
day that my phone was listening to me. I think
if there was an ad for fabric, I think it was.
If what was like bolts of fabric. Yeah, I don't
think underwear is considered fabric. I think the fact that
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is the word fabric in it, because it's subject fabric
of your fabric. It just wants you to worry about things,
and I don't think we need to worry about stuff
like that. Okay, grew up on the mic. Um alright, alright,
that's all. I think. It's listening to you. I think
it's probably gonna kill you, exactly. Probably after talking about
finding your fabric for me, I get an email from
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Tommy John saying find your fabric. This morning. My phone
was listening to me and marketing to me based on
the game we played. Because it hurt us talking on
the air, I'd be careful of what you say. Scary.
Tomorrow we should play I'm Thinking of a Naked girl. Yeah, well,
my mom, and we're actually talking about this over the weekend.
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Like I have a particular TV that was listed in
the news for listening to you, and a few months
ago I was like, Oh, this particular brand of TV
is listening to you, and and I don't really care
because I don't say anything that's going to get me
in trouble. I don't, you know, have any sort of
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illegal activities going on in my apartment, but I will
all every once in a while just yell out random
words like Russia. I'd like to see it, Like, yeah, well,
my mom has the same kind of TV that rhymes
are blam blong ye, and she has a DVR from
her cable company that you can voice tell what to record.
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You can. You don't have to like go through the guy.
You can just say record, uh, Jimmy fallon tonight and
and tonight show, and it does and it does, and
so I'm I know it's listening because it has to. Yeah. Well,
and that's the thing with your like your Alexa too.
I mean it has to be listening because it has
my voice sounds enough like yours. Yeah, that every once
in a while when I would say some Alexa would
just come on and say, what, like, how can I help? Well,
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you were saying about subscribing emails. Greg t the fat
boys in the back, uh, and he's screaming and yelling
about all the spam emails he's gotten from all he
got all these junk male and these stores, and he
wants to unsubscribe to all of them. So he's back
there yelling at each as unsubscribed stop, Well, I don't
need this. Do you know what I heard? This is?
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This might be true that the more you you know,
every time you hit the unsubscribed button on the unsubscribed list,
that they actually send your name and email address to
another because they know you're actively There's something to that
because my sister or my dad, you're older's your older sister.
She said something about not just deleting them and not
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really not on subscribing because you end up getting more
because my husband was getting so many. Well there's I
I believe that I've also read um because there was
a period of time where I was getting so much
junk mail from different charities that I had never donated to.
And they were like creepy charities, like animal charities that
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on the envelope is a picture of a slaughtered horse
and it's like stop the slaughtering, and it's all in
red letters, and I never you know, and I don't
want to see you your pro slaw horses. Right, people
buy lists, they buy data, So if you contribute to one,
then that charity might be so desperate as to sell
their entire database to companies. And now you get twenty
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charity cases. Right, But here's what So here's what I read.
And by the way, I'm not for slaughtering horses. Just
um that if you're going to make a donation to
a charity, make one significant donation to one charity. Because
what I was doing was like donating fifteen dollars over
here and twenty dollars over here, and what ends up
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happening is that that's not enough money for that particular
charity to really get much out of it. They make
more money selling your information to other organizations. And so
it's better to say, like, if you save up a
hundred dollars, give one chunk of a hundred dollars to
one charity and then move on. Now that's what I read.
May be wrong, but I've noticed that since I've started
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doing that, I have way less junk. Male. Oh yes,
but you helping more charities. If you donate a little
to a bunch of them, then they could all sell you.
This is true, but you're really not giving it's really
are spending a lot of money on all their paperwork.
Yeah exactly, yeah, exactly. I got suckered into signing up
to a couple of maailing lists this week because I
went shopping at two stores that always have coupons and
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they did not have coupons this weekend, and so I
went online to find coupons. I use retail Me, not
in Shopkick, the great apps that have coupons. They didn't
have coupons. So I googled coupons for Kohle's Department store
and coupons for Bedbeth and Beyond because the usually have
twenty off whatever. And they said, oh, you know, I
found a couple of websites. If you sign up, you know,
for our newsletter, we will give you a coupon for off.
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So I use my I have a spam email that
I just used for when I want spam email, and
I signed up so I get the coupons. Not only
did I not get the coupons, but I checked that
email accounting boom blasted with emails, so you don't pass on.
But I will say I have a problem with Mama
Watson being here today because you all know my mom
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and she listens to all of the podcasts. So hi Mom,
because she'll be listening to this. Oh yeah, So Scary
and I had my mom on our Brooklyn Boys podcast,
the episode one last two weeks ago now, and the
point was because we didn't Scary didn't think that people
your age would know a w TF stage. Yeah, I
know what it means, but I will not say it.
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I know you want it rhyme with what what is it?
I'm with what the suck? There? You go right, Okay,
you are not you are you are not from Brooklyn,
but the suck. Now, if you heard the main show
or the Brooklyn Boys podcast, you heard we call just
was like, yeah, Scary's dad, mom and my mom were
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like it means what the fuck? Like and like as
easy as saying hi, my parents, my mom will Carson
Scary parents were enough credit. He didn't think his parents
would know so, Garrett, your mom's from Staten Island. Would
she know and be comfortable saying what? Not comfortable with
saying it, but knows what it means? Okay. So we
did our second episode of the Brooklyn Boys podcast and
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I said, she's what are you doing today? I said,
I'm staying late. It works scary and I have to
record our second episode. She oh, do you need even
to curse? I can say asshole or I can say
ship head. I'm ready. What do you need me to say?
And so I said, Mom, I like that, she's ready.
She's like, I'll call the Big Show if you want.
I said, Mom, listen, I don't get any airtime on
the big show. You're not getting on not gonna happen.
I said, it's not a mom show. So when she
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hears this, as she's hearing this now, I'm in trouble
because but I have to explain her it's percentage wise,
Bethany gets more airtime on the main show, so her
mom gets more airtime, and the fact she flew in
and because you're like a regular on the show now yeah, yeah,
and my mom my curse on the radio. So I
have to keep her. You never have to worry about
me curse in your life? Well, I'm I don't know.
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I probably whispered it to explain something to somebody. But
like even when you were fourteen, stop your toe rebellious phase.
Here's the thing I went, you know how, I went
to boarding school and the housemother at boarding school said
jeepers And we said that almost sounds like Jesus, that
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could be wrong. What's the closest you've come? Is it
one of those like shis oh that isn't even like
on my radar and to say that or whatever. So
if you're stunned your toe, what do you say? Ouch?
Somebody cheats you out of money, what do you say? Well,
I probably start crying. I just get a gun. No,
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you won't say son of a gun. I don't even
It just doesn't. It doesn't end. Say my mother used
to sail for dumb and I used to tease her
about that. But no, I don't even say that. Somebody
cut you off in traffic, gives you the finger, and
you're saying, why do you have to be so rude?
It sounds like, yeah, yeah, she just doesn't it does.
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It's not even like a row. I don't have a
road rage or anything. I feel like at one one
point your head just gonna go. Well, you know, I
wondered about that. Not for me, because my dad never
said I swear word in his life. There's no pent
up anger in there. Anger is not part of what
I'm more like. I think anger and tears are on
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the same spectrum. But you know, way over here, you're crying,
way over here, you're probably killing somebody, and I'm way
over here. So, Mama Watson, where does beth Thani get
her filthy mouth from them? You know, her sisters worse.
I guess the follow up question would be where does
her sister get We all went to school and heard
it or something, I think because I was, But you
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know I now as as full adults when they do curse,
it doesn't bother you anymore, and never did. I don't
think it ever did, because I just never. It just
isn't part of me. But I don't care what other
people do. You don't look over at Bethany and say,
I don't talk to her and say you know what?
First she more says that to herself. And my youngest
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daughter tries to control herself around me, but it doesn't
always work. Sometimes she has to dis call in. Well,
Bethany's sort of torn because I've heard her say fucking jeepers.
She knows she did something wrong. Yeah, I don't like
to swear. I actually am trying to curb it because
I feel like, as somebody who loves language, I should
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be able to find more creative ways to express myself. Um.
But but I started swearing when my older sister started swearing.
So when my older sister broke that rule and started swearing,
and I know she got it from hanging out with
the theater kids, Um, she she felt quite adult. Yes,
so when so and we did stagecraft together in high school.
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So when I saw her swinging a hammer and swearing,
I was like, oh, I can do it too. And
that's when I started swearing. I think. I think my
first was I said shut up after watching the Looney Tunes.
And I remember my mom and dad coming into the
living room and going, what did you just say? I
was like, they said shut up, And that's where it
started for me. I remember we weren't allowed to say crap.
I remember sucks was terrible when they were a little
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I mean, I just was like, those are that's really
been rude to somebody. So I think that's how what
I got more upset with was if they were disrespectful
to other people rightfully so and so the swearing isn't
as I'm still don't like it when people are disrespectful
to somebody else. Yeah, And I think if everybody was
just really nice to everybody, we wouldn't have all these problems.
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I agree growing up was did you? I wasn't allowed
to watch The Simpsons growing up because my parents just
thought it was one of those great for you. Was
Bethany not allowed to watch anything on television? Yeah? What
was it? I don't even see. Here's where I I
don't know if your dad because the Blossom talked about sex.
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I think that might have been your father's. And I
don't believe I ever said yeah, I and watching because
because I remember I could see more sex from Yeah,
they had like Sultan Pepper were on an episode and
they talked about sex, baby, I think, And but I mean,
I I feel like that was more your dad because
I don't remember it. Because remember that there was a
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detective show back in the eighties, Heart to Heart, pure
Robert Wagner and not Natalie would he was dead powers. Okay,
that was the show for you know. My youngest daughter
was maybe two at the time, or three, and she
was supposed to be watching you know, I thought she'd
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want to watch ses Street. And I'd come downstairs and
she was sitting watching Heart to Heart and I said,
I was sure you want to be watching that? Are
you sure you don't want to be watching um whatever?
And she said, no, this is my show. Next time, Mama. Sorry,
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I'm sorry. Teen minute morning Show