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April 30, 2025 7 mins

It's Andrew's bday and he is celebrating at Medieval Times this weekend!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get your hairs together and we're gonna start and party.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm running a party.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
The Elvis Duran After Party.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Look at that is the after Party podcast. Yeah we
made it. Thank you scary.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Let's see who else here. It's a Scottie Bee and
the Heer Killers podcast booth. There's a beautiful, beautiful and
talented and lovely Gandhi Hi wearing her King Solideen money Bear.
I love this shirt and they're scary. There's the birthday

(00:46):
boy and and the lady of course that makes all
birthdays possible here with cakes and cards. Danielle, thank you,
and straight innate for you either straight yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,

(01:10):
she don't cry for me or let's talk. Let's talk.
Let's okay. First of all, it is Andrew's birthday, thirty
four years old. So crazy you're in your thirty fifth year.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I don't like hearing that now, what's wrong with that?

Speaker 4 (01:25):
It's just I can't believe that I've been here for
so long, like it really like to think I turned
twenty two on the show. This has been my first
job out of college for now going on twelve years.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Thirteen years.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
It's wild. Well, the good news. It's all going to
come to a crashing halters.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Yeah in flames. I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
So what are you doing for your birthday?

Speaker 4 (01:46):
I'm doing the edge.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Just climb to edges.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
So it's like this big building in Hudson Yards and
you could climb up it and then you lean back
and you like take a picture. I am going to
do the squat at the edge. I'm going to squat
down and I am going to like put my arms
out and be like we because I do not trust
that harness. I am a little scared of that, doe.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Hundreds of thousands have come before you and have done
this and have the picture leaning back.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
What makes you You're leaning face forward and that I
definitely will not show them.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Why are you afraid? Then all these people have done it.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
It's just like I trust the harness, but like I
don't trust trust the harness.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
You know I have done what did you repel a building?
And that what it's done?

Speaker 2 (02:28):
That one too?

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Oh yeah that And I gotta say, like when you
first get to the top, it is scary, but once.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
You feel that the harness is secure, you kind of let.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
It go a little.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
And then I was fine. I was like fling it
all over the place.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
I gotta trust it a little more. I'll see. And
then on Saturday, we're doing Medieval Times for my birthday,
and I am so excited for this party.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
You have everybody dressing up for that.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, Medieval Times. Some people who don't.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Know Medieval Times. There's this random castle in your MetLife stadium.
There's also several of them throughout the country, and you jous.
It's like nights fighting each other. There's horses, it's like
a whole thing. You eat turkey legs. It's great with
your hands.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
Yeah, no forks, no knives.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
That sounds like the worst part. And the w are
called wrenches. Yeah, and you're drinking grog. Yes, but wait,
why why?

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Because they just think it's funny and I think it's
gonna be great. Everyone's going to show up wearing wizard costumes.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
And I gotta say, the food at Medieval Times is amazing.
So we took my kids there starting at like two
years old, and they grew up there. I'm not kidding.
The garlic, the garlic bread, the chicken, the tomato bisk
soup that they give you with all your hands.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
You gotta eat with.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Your hands, so they.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Well, you drink it out of they should just.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
Pour it.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
And they use Sometimes there's an apple strut dessert or
there's some kind of a.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Dessert that's the apple I got years ago, and I
did enjoy it. I don't remember the food, but we
were drunk.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
They have a pickle barrel too. Apparently you just like
dip into the pickle. I don't know since COVID it
may have changed.

Speaker 6 (04:13):
You have to speak like they do, don't thou maiden
of the spit whilst thou.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
I plan on drinking. So I don't know how eloquent
I'm going to be at that point. But I have
my costume. I'm very excited and it's been great to
see who's dressing up and who's not dressed.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
How many were going?

Speaker 4 (04:29):
I have like almost forty people going.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
I hope your night wins, because obviously only one night wins.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
At the end, we pay for the birthday package, so
I pray it wins too.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
They'll put you in the winning section.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, I don't know. I can't tell you the last
time I went to a birthday party where there was jousting.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
I don't think i've ever been see.

Speaker 6 (04:51):
If you're it's not going to be funny now what
there was sword fighting your last birthday party, right, idiot?

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Can we just crap on Andrew for one second here?

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yes, birthday, birthday.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
We were talking about what is a holiday that you
would invent if you could invent the holiday? And Andrew
was like, ugh, I would have one communal birthday for everybody.
Everybody celebrates their birthday on the same day, because I'm
sick of selling celebrating people on numerous days. Blah blah.
This is from the man who is celebrating birthday tonight
with a little party and then invited us all to
another party on the weekend.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
That doesn't make sense that theory, because if it's your birthday,
it's that day because there were day he is in there.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
So the universal Birthing Day of Celebration of Doc would
be a fantastic way to get us all on the
same page.

Speaker 6 (05:50):
Universal.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
What the Universal Birthingday of Celebration of Doc?

Speaker 6 (05:53):
Doc?

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Think about it? So many parties, it's your birthday, it's
your birthday. It's gone, oh god, all the parties. Imagine
in the middle of June, like the halfway point of
the year, we all came together and celebrated one big
day of birthday.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
There's a lot of presents I'd have to buy.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
But then you get it out of the way. It
one day celebrat but you don't have to. If I
wanted to, I could have like a small thing on
my day, but then you could have up doc two.
It brings us all together.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
I don't want to celebrate with my birthday with people.
I don't want to celebrate with You.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Know, it's everybody's birthday and everybody's having a party. Then
no one's coming to your partybody in their birthday. I mean,
it's a communal day. It's an awful idea. You have
it like at a convention center for all the birthday people.
You do you everybody joints together. You can all sing
happy Birthday at the same time. Who you don't miss
anybody's birthdays ever again, because it's Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday,

(06:44):
Happy birthday, everybody's birthday.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
It's amazing.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
It's a great holiday. A Happy Birthday podcast

Speaker 5 (07:01):
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