December 30, 2025 • 13 mins
It starts as a simple question about buying a knife... and spirals into pepper spray laws, stun gun stories, who’d get tased first, and the day Greg T pooped on the studio floor.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get your hands together and we're going to start to party.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Start.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I'm a party the Elvister Ran after party.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
You're welcome everybody.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
Hi, y'all do it right?
Speaker 6 (00:20):
Yeah? I think.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
You think I don't know you had something?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yes, I have a question. So when I order knives, right,
a knife set or a butcher knife, something like to
cook with whatever. It's fine here in the States. I
Spencer needed a kitchen knife to cut like food. In
the UK. Do you know that he couldn't get it
without somebody being home to sign for it. It was
(00:48):
a whole big thing. You got to be a certain
age to order it. I was like, what is happening?
It was the weirdest thing.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
It would not.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Let me send it to him for some crazy reasons.
There's all these rules in different places. So I don't know.
Speaker 7 (01:03):
Why you can't buy pepper spray here in New York.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Hmmm?
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Is that right?
Speaker 7 (01:08):
Yes? You can't. You can buy it in Jersey. You
can't buy New York. Yes, actually I don't even know
if you can buy in Jersey.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
You can buy in New York.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Now.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
I bought some of my daughter in the hardware store.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
We got it.
Speaker 7 (01:15):
It got taken out of the costco.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Yeah, you're buying a gross of pepper spray.
Speaker 7 (01:21):
Yeah, I bought so many so okay, is right now?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I don't know he wanted this knife?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
A kitchen kie, what kind of knife?
Speaker 7 (01:32):
Way harder knife? With weapons? Or what are considered weapons
in other countries like America is not the United States?
Is not the standard for what you can get a
hold of in other countries. Tons of stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Is you must be eighteen or older to buy this item.
You cannot buy it. I have to so wait, So
here's what it was. I have to not only put
in his date of birth, but it was it was
when I get that when he gets there, he has
to show the ID that was he's It was the.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
Whole big thing.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
You have it because he's a foreign, foreign national with
a knife.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Just prechew the food before you send it.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I was like, I don't understand that. I've never heard
of this ever.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I'm just gonna have on his stage.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
I had to have a stun gun sent somewhere else
one time because they weren't legal. I don't think I
still think they're not, but I have it in my
nights anymore. I still have it.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Of course you do is that the one we had
for Greg t.
Speaker 8 (02:31):
Him.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
I think we scared him with it. I don't know
if we actually hit him with it.
Speaker 9 (02:34):
Yeah, because if you get hit with a stun gun,
it's Has anybody been hit with a stun gun?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
No?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
No, but it's different than a taser. Taser is the
one that had the prongs that come out at you.
Stun gun is the one with the two proms look
like a little lightly bult Which.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Would you rather get hit with the prongs or the neither?
I think probably the one with the thing that doesn't
come out.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
You got to be I don't want to get you
got to be right up on the person with that thing.
Speaker 9 (02:55):
I'd rather have that question in this room, who is
most likely to be tasted by the police.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
God?
Speaker 7 (03:03):
Yeah, yeah, I'm Scotty. Now he's made some confessions.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
No, no, no, I'm very submissive, like whatever you need, hands
on my back, I don't, I don't challenge. I'll never
get to taste.
Speaker 7 (03:12):
Oh no, I'm very the I know my rights. Person, Yeah,
I know my rights. You're not gonna get away with this.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I think Scary would be second.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
No, you kidding me.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
Scary would think they were friends. And be like, you
don't know. I'm on the Olvis Rand Show. Come on,
I work in radio.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Come on, but.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
The cop immediate.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
We do so much for you guys.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
I got the blue me bro, I back the blue
got no, I got my I got my badge, that
my my family, my friends and family cards and.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, un I never I never take those out, do
you ever? I never take those out.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
They work.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I always forget I even have it.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Well, explain what it is.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
You know, your friends that give you the PBA cards
to help you with a ticket, like if you get
pulled over, Like the last time I got pulled over.
The guy was so nasty, but I killed somebody. I
didn't even see his face. You know, he didn't know
that's your job. I didn't even see his face, like
he just he goes. You ran a stop sign and
he was so nasty And I said, I'm so sorry.
I didn't do it on purpose. Doesn't matter on purpose?
(04:20):
Yeah get me. I was like, oh my god, did
I run over like a child? Like what the it was?
And he was so nasty.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Well, you know, it's a tough job. I can't say
that it's nice.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I was so n I would have been. I said,
I'm so sorry. Off, I'm always polite, but he was
so mean.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Not every cop you're going to have a good experience.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Now, but most of them just wonderful.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
It's a cake walk exactly.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Oh, if you is a cakewalk, if you're telling me
from the show.
Speaker 10 (04:53):
I'm going to radio parents because I work at the
rates as long as you're pleasant normally.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
But not this guy. I doubt he was not. But
then we did some research. He did not have a
good reputation.
Speaker 9 (05:03):
Yeah, and you'd be surprised, like my you know, my
brother's been a police officer for twenty some years.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Yeah, and people complain about.
Speaker 9 (05:11):
The dumbest Oh, I'm sure, I'm sure right, And he's
like I've been with him when it has a ride along,
and he's very polite. He lets gives off warnings, and
then people will complain about the dumbest stuff.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
Someone dying, No, that's me. Are you dying?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
No, I'm not dying.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
You need to check your levels.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
No, need to check your into some sugary cereal.
Speaker 8 (05:31):
No, I need to switch out in time to change
the pod.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
So what does that mean?
Speaker 8 (05:36):
Well, so there's a one hundred units of insulin in my
pod that I wear. So once it gets down to
like five, it's like hey, five five units left, and
then after that you got to change it and put
a new pod in.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
So do you walk around with an extra pod? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I got one? Good right here, I'm an irresponsible diabetic.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Did you have some questions?
Speaker 7 (05:58):
I do?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
These?
Speaker 7 (05:59):
These are are fascinating.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
I think, Oh, do we get to know more about
each other and ourselves?
Speaker 7 (06:04):
Yeah? Kind of? Do you do you think we should
go down this path? Now?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Absolutely, let's get one in there. Okay, let's get one question.
You look like the Virgin Mary right now?
Speaker 7 (06:15):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, that's.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (06:22):
This is kind of funny. Is there a bit in
your career that you regret doing?
Speaker 11 (06:28):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Boy, hm hm ah. I think, well it's we can't
talk about it.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
Did it get wiped?
Speaker 9 (06:39):
No, well we can't. We can't talk about it, but
it would be the best bit ever. And I accidentally
said something one day on the show.
Speaker 11 (06:48):
Damn, So now we can never say it.
Speaker 10 (06:50):
Oh yeah, that was a dumb ass moved.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
You can't even say it in the podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
No, no, no, don't do it. Don't do it.
Speaker 7 (06:59):
Can tell you what a croc I think this whole
thing is.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
I agree with you.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
It's such a wild thing that parents do to their children,
but they do. Starting off with that as a child
is like a crazy thing to do to your kids.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
And the same thing with the yeah, yeah, I have
no idea, what's going on here?
Speaker 7 (07:15):
Good story of your life as a Jewish person?
Speaker 9 (07:18):
I think would maybe it's about you, but he believes,
he believe, Yeah, he would know.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
The second one, huh.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
That's hilarious. And now I wonder if I think people
probably figured that out.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
I wouldn't think, so, yeah, talk about.
Speaker 9 (07:30):
Kids and if you're smart, oh okay, you talk about it?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Would I talk about it on the show? Why why not? Cares?
Speaker 11 (07:41):
All right, let's go there?
Speaker 7 (07:43):
No, no, we can't go there.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Not do that.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
We definitely can't. We were we were told we're not
allowed to.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
You're not.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
I would feel bad.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Because here's the thing. That's a responsibility of the parent
to do that. Not you are responsibility to tell that
to the children.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
Sorry, it's so crazy that parents tell that to the children.
I don't that's the thing that is.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I think I think it's I think childhood is a
magical time that.
Speaker 7 (08:08):
There's plenty of magic without lying to your child.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
There's so much.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
No that would be.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
So we talked about this on my podcast. We didn't
filter any of it. The last episode of Sauce on
the Side. Actually I don't even know which episode number was,
but yeah, we talked about it because Diamond Uh fell
for this until an age that I was surprised by.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
What age would that be? My god?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Yeah, I was like what.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Now mine did also, But I'm pretty sure that she
she's very smart. So she pretended, you know, because the
kids are not stupid.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
She knows.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
She's like, oh you know, so I can't really say
it without saying, you know what, you know what I mean,
she's smart. She's like, okay, whatever. But she just kept
acting the part okay, okay, more than more than just
that one. The other things also she pretended that.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
She yeah, because you know, she get more. That's right,
you can get more with pretending.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Yep, with things.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
After it got tripped to my home life.
Speaker 7 (09:14):
In general, I would say I regret ever doing parody songs.
I hated those things. I hated them when they existed,
and we used to do them all the time. At
one of the stations that I worked at, and they
were like okay, and people really liked them, but I
hated them.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
I started.
Speaker 9 (09:30):
You started around the same time as I did, maybe
a little bit later, but like the late nineties was
right when.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
They were coming.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
No, I was like two thousand and seven. Yeah, so
we were probably way behind.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Yeah, like it was still kind of cool in the
late nineties. Well, you guys ran a lot of parodies.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Oh we did.
Speaker 11 (09:43):
We did a lot of parody songs and parody like commercials.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Yeah. Yeah, we phased those out.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
I think the commercials can still be funny.
Speaker 11 (09:51):
Some of the parody commercials.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Yeah, she could still be funny.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
But I feel like there's been a resurgence.
Speaker 11 (09:55):
I mean, look online, look at TikTok, and look at.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
All these you always get served, all these parody.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Commercials and songs. Especially.
Speaker 11 (10:04):
I think I think they're back.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
I think they're coming back.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Everything old is new again at some point.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
This is true.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
I think Scary would say that the bit he regrets
is when he almost got pooped on.
Speaker 11 (10:15):
That was going to be my answer, how did you guess.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
Did you almost get pooped on? Or did you get
pooped on?
Speaker 11 (10:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
I don't think I did. I just it was close.
Speaker 11 (10:26):
I was wearing a white shirt and I had to
get behind greg T who was butt ass naked, and
he was supposed to be pushing golf balls out of
his butt and pinko balls, punk balls, pink Yeah, golf
balls a little hard.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
Golf balls would have explained the pressure that you tried
to But.
Speaker 11 (10:45):
You know, as while he was pushing, some feces came
with it, but it was it was all over the place, and.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Trying right there.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I know when he figured out that he was almost
on scary, he did it more.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Well he was.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
He was in Scotty's studio prior to that, and and you.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Guys know right explain this was actually planned.
Speaker 8 (11:10):
This was all premeditated. He will if you ask greg T,
he said, he'll take it to the grave. But no,
he just he told Scotty and I because we were
right there. He prepped himself in the studio to get
to the like right before the finish line, and then
he stopped on a garbage can, on a garbage can
he put on.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
He was sitting on a garbage can as if it
was a toilet.
Speaker 8 (11:33):
Yeah, he was pushing and then he stopped. Watch this
and he goes, yeah, that's what he did. He did,
and he goes, he goes, if you guys tell anybody,
it will be I'll deny.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I'll deny it. I'll deny it.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
And then you guys told everybody we did.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Now we did? Now this could it happened?
Speaker 8 (11:52):
Because on the air scary if you remember, He goes,
I don't know how that happened.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
He just flipped. He flipped the.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Supposed to flick.
Speaker 11 (12:01):
I was supposed to flick the tip of the of
the ball and it was supposed to come out tips.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
But that's the second time that happened. Remember he was
wearing depends one day and he was testing out depends
under garments to.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
See how much no it was it was. He was
it was fart underwear that was supposed to filter out
of fart, and he knew it.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Thought there was something. We made him drink water, remember,
and then act then he pooped.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
I mean there was so much poop and p I
don't know.
Speaker 7 (12:26):
Yeah, yeah, I just need you all to know that
the day I crapped the floor is my last day here.
Like I would never show my day, yeah knowingly would be.
Speaker 9 (12:39):
I just won, like I'll give you a pass, you
pass out, you know, you having some sort of episode yourself. Okay,
you willingly do it almost on another human being.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Sorry, hard pass, Yeah, hard hard pass.
Speaker 8 (12:52):
I mean the fact that we pulled up the carpet
and it was like that for almost a year and
I was screwdrivers carpeting.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
But it was like the story that was nice, you
did it, and you didn't make amazing stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Well it was innate spot, like he had been sitting in.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
There and you knew exactly where it was because the
carpet never matched, so the one spot was exactly you
knew where.
Speaker 8 (13:10):
I remember that thing and then explaining to people like, hey,
what happened here?
Speaker 11 (13:14):
Well, then this one because this is going back therapist,
just bringing back nightmares.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I'll get in line. I'll be right behind.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
You, too close behind him.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
The elvist Ran after party
Get your hands together and we're going to start to party.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Start.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I'm a party the Elvister Ran after party.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
You're welcome everybody.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
Hi, y'all do it right?
Speaker 6 (00:20):
Yeah? I think.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
You think I don't know you had something?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yes, I have a question. So when I order knives, right,
a knife set or a butcher knife, something like to
cook with whatever. It's fine here in the States. I
Spencer needed a kitchen knife to cut like food. In
the UK. Do you know that he couldn't get it
without somebody being home to sign for it. It was
(00:48):
a whole big thing. You got to be a certain
age to order it. I was like, what is happening?
It was the weirdest thing.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
It would not.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Let me send it to him for some crazy reasons.
There's all these rules in different places. So I don't know.
Speaker 7 (01:03):
Why you can't buy pepper spray here in New York.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Hmmm?
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Is that right?
Speaker 7 (01:08):
Yes? You can't. You can buy it in Jersey. You
can't buy New York. Yes, actually I don't even know
if you can buy in Jersey.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
You can buy in New York.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Now.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
I bought some of my daughter in the hardware store.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
We got it.
Speaker 7 (01:15):
It got taken out of the costco.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Yeah, you're buying a gross of pepper spray.
Speaker 7 (01:21):
Yeah, I bought so many so okay, is right now?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I don't know he wanted this knife?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
A kitchen kie, what kind of knife?
Speaker 7 (01:32):
Way harder knife? With weapons? Or what are considered weapons
in other countries like America is not the United States?
Is not the standard for what you can get a
hold of in other countries. Tons of stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Is you must be eighteen or older to buy this item.
You cannot buy it. I have to so wait, So
here's what it was. I have to not only put
in his date of birth, but it was it was
when I get that when he gets there, he has
to show the ID that was he's It was the.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
Whole big thing.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
You have it because he's a foreign, foreign national with
a knife.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Just prechew the food before you send it.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I was like, I don't understand that. I've never heard
of this ever.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I'm just gonna have on his stage.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
I had to have a stun gun sent somewhere else
one time because they weren't legal. I don't think I
still think they're not, but I have it in my
nights anymore. I still have it.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Of course you do is that the one we had
for Greg t.
Speaker 8 (02:31):
Him.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
I think we scared him with it. I don't know
if we actually hit him with it.
Speaker 9 (02:34):
Yeah, because if you get hit with a stun gun,
it's Has anybody been hit with a stun gun?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
No?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
No, but it's different than a taser. Taser is the
one that had the prongs that come out at you.
Stun gun is the one with the two proms look
like a little lightly bult Which.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Would you rather get hit with the prongs or the neither?
I think probably the one with the thing that doesn't
come out.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
You got to be I don't want to get you
got to be right up on the person with that thing.
Speaker 9 (02:55):
I'd rather have that question in this room, who is
most likely to be tasted by the police.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
God?
Speaker 7 (03:03):
Yeah, yeah, I'm Scotty. Now he's made some confessions.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
No, no, no, I'm very submissive, like whatever you need, hands
on my back, I don't, I don't challenge. I'll never
get to taste.
Speaker 7 (03:12):
Oh no, I'm very the I know my rights. Person, Yeah,
I know my rights. You're not gonna get away with this.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I think Scary would be second.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
No, you kidding me.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
Scary would think they were friends. And be like, you
don't know. I'm on the Olvis Rand Show. Come on,
I work in radio.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Come on, but.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
The cop immediate.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
We do so much for you guys.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
I got the blue me bro, I back the blue
got no, I got my I got my badge, that
my my family, my friends and family cards and.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, un I never I never take those out, do
you ever? I never take those out.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
They work.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I always forget I even have it.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Well, explain what it is.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
You know, your friends that give you the PBA cards
to help you with a ticket, like if you get
pulled over, Like the last time I got pulled over.
The guy was so nasty, but I killed somebody. I
didn't even see his face. You know, he didn't know
that's your job. I didn't even see his face, like
he just he goes. You ran a stop sign and
he was so nasty And I said, I'm so sorry.
I didn't do it on purpose. Doesn't matter on purpose?
(04:20):
Yeah get me. I was like, oh my god, did
I run over like a child? Like what the it was?
And he was so nasty.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Well, you know, it's a tough job. I can't say
that it's nice.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I was so n I would have been. I said,
I'm so sorry. Off, I'm always polite, but he was
so mean.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Not every cop you're going to have a good experience.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Now, but most of them just wonderful.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
It's a cake walk exactly.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Oh, if you is a cakewalk, if you're telling me
from the show.
Speaker 10 (04:53):
I'm going to radio parents because I work at the
rates as long as you're pleasant normally.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
But not this guy. I doubt he was not. But
then we did some research. He did not have a
good reputation.
Speaker 9 (05:03):
Yeah, and you'd be surprised, like my you know, my
brother's been a police officer for twenty some years.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Yeah, and people complain about.
Speaker 9 (05:11):
The dumbest Oh, I'm sure, I'm sure right, And he's
like I've been with him when it has a ride along,
and he's very polite. He lets gives off warnings, and
then people will complain about the dumbest stuff.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
Someone dying, No, that's me. Are you dying?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
No, I'm not dying.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
You need to check your levels.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
No, need to check your into some sugary cereal.
Speaker 8 (05:31):
No, I need to switch out in time to change
the pod.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
So what does that mean?
Speaker 8 (05:36):
Well, so there's a one hundred units of insulin in my
pod that I wear. So once it gets down to
like five, it's like hey, five five units left, and
then after that you got to change it and put
a new pod in.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
So do you walk around with an extra pod? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I got one? Good right here, I'm an irresponsible diabetic.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Did you have some questions?
Speaker 7 (05:58):
I do?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
These?
Speaker 7 (05:59):
These are are fascinating.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
I think, Oh, do we get to know more about
each other and ourselves?
Speaker 7 (06:04):
Yeah? Kind of? Do you do you think we should
go down this path? Now?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Absolutely, let's get one in there. Okay, let's get one question.
You look like the Virgin Mary right now?
Speaker 7 (06:15):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, that's.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (06:22):
This is kind of funny. Is there a bit in
your career that you regret doing?
Speaker 11 (06:28):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Boy, hm hm ah. I think, well it's we can't
talk about it.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
Did it get wiped?
Speaker 9 (06:39):
No, well we can't. We can't talk about it, but
it would be the best bit ever. And I accidentally
said something one day on the show.
Speaker 11 (06:48):
Damn, So now we can never say it.
Speaker 10 (06:50):
Oh yeah, that was a dumb ass moved.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
You can't even say it in the podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
No, no, no, don't do it. Don't do it.
Speaker 7 (06:59):
Can tell you what a croc I think this whole
thing is.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
I agree with you.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
It's such a wild thing that parents do to their children,
but they do. Starting off with that as a child
is like a crazy thing to do to your kids.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
And the same thing with the yeah, yeah, I have
no idea, what's going on here?
Speaker 7 (07:15):
Good story of your life as a Jewish person?
Speaker 9 (07:18):
I think would maybe it's about you, but he believes,
he believe, Yeah, he would know.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
The second one, huh.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
That's hilarious. And now I wonder if I think people
probably figured that out.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
I wouldn't think, so, yeah, talk about.
Speaker 9 (07:30):
Kids and if you're smart, oh okay, you talk about it?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Would I talk about it on the show? Why why not? Cares?
Speaker 11 (07:41):
All right, let's go there?
Speaker 7 (07:43):
No, no, we can't go there.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Not do that.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
We definitely can't. We were we were told we're not
allowed to.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
You're not.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
I would feel bad.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Because here's the thing. That's a responsibility of the parent
to do that. Not you are responsibility to tell that
to the children.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
Sorry, it's so crazy that parents tell that to the children.
I don't that's the thing that is.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I think I think it's I think childhood is a
magical time that.
Speaker 7 (08:08):
There's plenty of magic without lying to your child.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
There's so much.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
No that would be.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
So we talked about this on my podcast. We didn't
filter any of it. The last episode of Sauce on
the Side. Actually I don't even know which episode number was,
but yeah, we talked about it because Diamond Uh fell
for this until an age that I was surprised by.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
What age would that be? My god?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Yeah, I was like what.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Now mine did also, But I'm pretty sure that she
she's very smart. So she pretended, you know, because the
kids are not stupid.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
She knows.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
She's like, oh you know, so I can't really say
it without saying, you know what, you know what I mean,
she's smart. She's like, okay, whatever. But she just kept
acting the part okay, okay, more than more than just
that one. The other things also she pretended that.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
She yeah, because you know, she get more. That's right,
you can get more with pretending.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Yep, with things.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
After it got tripped to my home life.
Speaker 7 (09:14):
In general, I would say I regret ever doing parody songs.
I hated those things. I hated them when they existed,
and we used to do them all the time. At
one of the stations that I worked at, and they
were like okay, and people really liked them, but I
hated them.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
I started.
Speaker 9 (09:30):
You started around the same time as I did, maybe
a little bit later, but like the late nineties was
right when.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
They were coming.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
No, I was like two thousand and seven. Yeah, so
we were probably way behind.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Yeah, like it was still kind of cool in the
late nineties. Well, you guys ran a lot of parodies.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Oh we did.
Speaker 11 (09:43):
We did a lot of parody songs and parody like commercials.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Yeah. Yeah, we phased those out.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
I think the commercials can still be funny.
Speaker 11 (09:51):
Some of the parody commercials.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Yeah, she could still be funny.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
But I feel like there's been a resurgence.
Speaker 11 (09:55):
I mean, look online, look at TikTok, and look at.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
All these you always get served, all these parody.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Commercials and songs. Especially.
Speaker 11 (10:04):
I think I think they're back.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
I think they're coming back.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Everything old is new again at some point.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
This is true.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
I think Scary would say that the bit he regrets
is when he almost got pooped on.
Speaker 11 (10:15):
That was going to be my answer, how did you guess.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
Did you almost get pooped on? Or did you get
pooped on?
Speaker 11 (10:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
I don't think I did. I just it was close.
Speaker 11 (10:26):
I was wearing a white shirt and I had to
get behind greg T who was butt ass naked, and
he was supposed to be pushing golf balls out of
his butt and pinko balls, punk balls, pink Yeah, golf
balls a little hard.
Speaker 7 (10:42):
Golf balls would have explained the pressure that you tried
to But.
Speaker 11 (10:45):
You know, as while he was pushing, some feces came
with it, but it was it was all over the place, and.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Trying right there.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I know when he figured out that he was almost
on scary, he did it more.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Well he was.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
He was in Scotty's studio prior to that, and and you.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Guys know right explain this was actually planned.
Speaker 8 (11:10):
This was all premeditated. He will if you ask greg T,
he said, he'll take it to the grave. But no,
he just he told Scotty and I because we were
right there. He prepped himself in the studio to get
to the like right before the finish line, and then
he stopped on a garbage can, on a garbage can
he put on.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
He was sitting on a garbage can as if it
was a toilet.
Speaker 8 (11:33):
Yeah, he was pushing and then he stopped. Watch this
and he goes, yeah, that's what he did. He did,
and he goes, he goes, if you guys tell anybody,
it will be I'll deny.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
I'll deny it. I'll deny it.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
And then you guys told everybody we did.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Now we did? Now this could it happened?
Speaker 8 (11:52):
Because on the air scary if you remember, He goes,
I don't know how that happened.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
He just flipped. He flipped the.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Supposed to flick.
Speaker 11 (12:01):
I was supposed to flick the tip of the of
the ball and it was supposed to come out tips.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
But that's the second time that happened. Remember he was
wearing depends one day and he was testing out depends
under garments to.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
See how much no it was it was. He was
it was fart underwear that was supposed to filter out
of fart, and he knew it.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Thought there was something. We made him drink water, remember,
and then act then he pooped.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
I mean there was so much poop and p I
don't know.
Speaker 7 (12:26):
Yeah, yeah, I just need you all to know that
the day I crapped the floor is my last day here.
Like I would never show my day, yeah knowingly would be.
Speaker 9 (12:39):
I just won, like I'll give you a pass, you
pass out, you know, you having some sort of episode yourself. Okay,
you willingly do it almost on another human being.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Sorry, hard pass, Yeah, hard hard pass.
Speaker 8 (12:52):
I mean the fact that we pulled up the carpet
and it was like that for almost a year and
I was screwdrivers carpeting.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
But it was like the story that was nice, you
did it, and you didn't make amazing stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Well it was innate spot, like he had been sitting in.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
There and you knew exactly where it was because the
carpet never matched, so the one spot was exactly you
knew where.
Speaker 8 (13:10):
I remember that thing and then explaining to people like, hey,
what happened here?
Speaker 11 (13:14):
Well, then this one because this is going back therapist,
just bringing back nightmares.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I'll get in line. I'll be right behind.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
You, too close behind him.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
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