BEST OF 15MMS-Only Fans and Curse Words

What would all of our onlyfans page be about? The show reviews their list of words that we can or can't say on the radio.

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
presents fifteen minute morning show. It's the fifteen minute morning

(00:29):
show podcast. I don't think we're gonna make fifteen minutes today.
I'll think we're gonna wild that down everybody. Yeah, how
many minutes? How many minutes you think we're getting us?
I don't know. Let's go and see what happens. We
may stay out for twenty It may be rody uh
he this is like the only thing he has to
do in front of a camera all day, and now
we're about to take some of his time away from him.

(00:49):
I'm sorry. Well, hold on, I do have an only
fans page, so I have to do that later. Yea,
how much? How much? I wondered out loud. What would
I have to offer if I had an only fans page? Like?
What would I put on there? Certainly not going to
be any revealing photos of me. I have no gossip
to tell. So what I mean? People wouldn't pay for

(01:12):
ship you'd be doing Oppenheimer all day? Apparently they would.
There's like this whole community that just likes to watch
people eat and hear them eat. You could be that
guy to like that for free with scary every day exactly.
You can charge people. I'll sit there and eat and
people would pay a premium for that. And then people
tell you what they want you to eat and how

(01:32):
slowly they want you to eat it, and if they
want you to look at the camera or eat it
with your toes, Like we have a purpose fans page, remember,
Like I think we talked about this a month ago.
After what's her name, Bella Thorne she started in only
fanse I joked, Hey, I'm gonna start one, and I'm
just gonna eat a banana once a day, not even
really sexually, maybe with my shirt off. Whatever. I had

(01:55):
so many people d m me if you had an
only fans I would so be in. I could easily
if I charged five bucks a month, I could easily
make from the ten d ms I got. Was that
I think Goddie and I could do it with our
feet because we're always getting those basicles. Show us your
feet we want to do Yeah, so many spread your toes. Yeah,

(02:23):
and uh Nate would eat a banana? Yeah, yeah, I
eat one every day. Anyways, what would you do on
your only fans page? I would help people with customer
service problems and keep my shirt on it though it
has to be titties out or nothing. Yeah, I think
I would just join Danielle and the like foot thing

(02:45):
just sure stare up my feet. I don't really have
a lot of skills that I think people want to
pay to see. Then the two of us can do
like little We could play foot seats together. Maybe we
could like drop the cherry into scary his mouth with
our toes over pay for that that. I thought we
should take your your toes and little faces on them

(03:06):
like puppets like Shoppy, like somebody out with puppet face
like Garret. What would you do well? I mean I
could I could shoot up every day with my insulin
if people are into that. But that, or maybe I'll
just wink at people like, hey, I have an idea

(03:29):
for Elvis. Dogs can put it? Put it, put your
dogs in a pen and then like literally have them
just watch Ali and Max all day. I would do that.
I pay for that. Make how much money can you
make all that? There are a lot of what you charge,
Like you could do five dollars a month, ten dollars
a month. You are a lot to make it up
whatever you want to charge. Really, Yeah, and I think

(03:53):
or no, you and only fans gets winny, or maybe
it's regardless. It's a pretty nice chunk of money. But
won't like all of the adult stars on their start
to get pissed at us because they already said, you're
encroaching on our territory. People stay out. This is for us.
Probably there's room for everyone in there, right, I thought, so.
I think it should be a platform for anything you
want to put out there. Like Cardi B has an

(04:15):
only Fans page and all she does is just tell
secrets or address the rumors that people say in the media,
and then she says, no, this is really what's happening,
and people pay for that crap. Yeah, what about Scotty. Scotty,
what would you be? I would pack boxes. You know
how people like to watch unpacking boxing videos. You're actually

(04:35):
pack box? Yes, I would pack them because it's kind
of like Tetris, you know the way I pack things,
everything into the box and I ship it out, so
I'll pack and tape. That's that's so cool, you do
like that? Yeah, see Scotty's package perfect. By the way,
if you're wondering who that empty box belongs to down there,
that's a producer Sam. She actually went back to the

(04:57):
studios for the first time in seven months. And that's uh,
that's what her studio looks like. It's orders dream. It
looks like one of those walls on n C I
S where you connect all the dots. It is a
serial killer. Where is she by the way, I don't know.
She went to the bathroom. Yeah, she's been going a while.

(05:19):
I see she has a birthday list, the birthday list,
her only fans page in the bathroom. I wonder, I
wonder if we're looking at something we shouldn't be looking
at on camera. See. I don't think there's anything incriminating
the home phone numbers or something like that. The interesting
thing that's in there that she does have, and maybe

(05:40):
she could show when she comes back, is we have
a list of words that we need to take out.
If we have there, there's words that we can say
versus what we can't say. That's a great idea to
pan her camera to on air words No, don't go
into studio. She doesn't want you in her studio. I
hope she gets done soon. It's actually a very interesting list,

(06:02):
and it was hold On who came up with her
phone taps. It's words. We can't use the list. What
is it, Brodie? What's on the list? Well, like you
can say ass and you can say hole, but you
can't say assholes. You can't say mother flank. Even if
you beat fucker, you can't say mother blank. She's here
because people know what you're saying. You like that she's

(06:24):
going into the studio here. You know, like a phone
tap if if the person says shut up, motherfucker, you
can't beep fucker and like have mother book because then
the audience already knows it's the reason why it's on
Sam's then you'd have to say mother bitch. Right. So
the reason why it's on Sam's walls because Sam puts
the beeps in the phone taps. So this is her,
this is her like list that she looks at what

(06:46):
she's listening. Do I have to check that word off?
I don't think she can hear Okay, we can she's
saying we can't. We can't hear her. Oh she's the
girl charge. Do you do you have the list? Hold on,
do you have the list of X in words that
we can't put in phone taps? Yeah? She heard me
a second ago. Now, she can't hear me now here

(07:08):
she comes Nason going into the studio. We just wan,
I'd love for her just a mouth of the words
and we have to guess what he's the words alright,
So so she can't hear us. We can't hear her
with the way that Josh, the lead engineer has this

(07:30):
setup is very weird. Mouth no, no, no, no no,
don't look at it. Don't look at no. Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate.
Tell her we want her to mouth the words and
we have to guess what they are. But she didn't
take the mask. I would imagine if we don't get

(07:52):
this list in three minutes, Elvis is going to say
all of the words. Yes, okay, she's getting instructions from Nate,
not the words. First word first number one? God? Are

(08:14):
we yelling him out when we know him? Second word?
Fuck you? What bitch? Fuck you? Both? Both? Fuck you? Oh,
like fucking you. You have to take out both of them, right, okay,
samething like motherfucker, you can boop you. Okay, what's the
next one? Wipe my ass? Oh? I thought it was

(08:37):
lick my ask that too. It's very specific. Funk yourself
yourself okay, but you guys are good at the blue
eating lips shole, do our president? Okay, welcome. We can't

(09:03):
say what if it's blow me a kiss in the
context it has, it's all in the context. Oh, she
just got creeped out by the next one. Oh, so
I'm not saying that one again. Scared it again. That's

(09:27):
shut the funk up, Shut the funk up. That's fucked up.
You're fucked up. You're getting fucked getting funcked uts fucked up,
get funcked up. Can't say I'm getting fun pictionary? Okay,
jerking off? How else it is that on the phone tap?

(09:48):
You'd be surprised? Yeah, what was that word? Dick? Dick? Dick? Point?
Different boxes started airing the phone tap and Sam forgot
to bleep all the words. Did you hear the word?

(10:13):
If I'm correct me if I'm wrong. But dick can
be used in like I can call you a dick,
but I can't say what the dick is doing. Correct.
You can't refer to your venus is a dick. I'm
not right. You have to call it a venis. I
can call scary a dick, right, we can call someone
a dick but you can call someone a dick, but
you can't call it dick a dick, right, and you
can't say suck my you know. Right, there's more. Oh wait,

(10:42):
let's say what does it say? Are those are okay? Oh?
She's telling us what we can say. Dick swipe. That's
a great terms as white right up there with dick hole,
dick hole, come back, come back, come back. That's okay,

(11:05):
that's all right, that's not a bad right. What about
douche nozzle? Is that on the list? I'm so funny.
I wish he's kind of funny anyway. Alright, Well, so
that's the list. That's it. That's she said, I love this,
Thank you Sam and spread his droplets all no, no, no, no,

(11:27):
look something I said, yes and spread? It's something you spread?
Was it something I spread? Oh? We have about one

(11:49):
more minutes left, but I don't know what you want
to do with Brodie. Any thoughts before we end the podcast.
I'm wondering if I have enough money to pay to
watch Natie to Banana with a shirt off not? Have
you only given two dollars to the phone tap every
day thanks to Garrett twenty eight dollars? You know, that
was gonna be my thing. You stole that because I

(12:10):
was just gonna do two dollar bills every day. Now
I don't know what to do. You can do that
next week? Yeah, don't you dollars I find I'll do
a four We'll do the four dollar phone tap next week. Okay,
how about Scotty sends you bags of cans just whatever
junk is in there? Can we do the stale cereal
phone tap box? And it's just an open box and

(12:33):
four dollars and the stale Cereal phone tap I love that.
I'm ready to go take a nap. I'm tired, Garrett,
any thoughts before we head out? I hate squirrels. Okay,
you see what the squirrels did? The squirrels. Did you
see what they did his taste property? Oh, you gotta
tell them what happened? To warn everybody, this is a

(12:56):
big problem. I had about eight mini pumpkins on my steps.
So it started out with a little nibble here and
there from from a few squirrels. Open the door one
day and the entire squirrel family is sitting on my
front porch with their heads inside the pumpkin, ripping up
my entire porch. It looks like someone just came and
chucked the pumpkins against my house and they all exploded. Awesome,

(13:18):
we put pepper, yeah, we put all over it. Please
I heard dear repellent could do it door. Maybe you
don't leave out their food and then get mad at
them for coming to eat their food. They have nuts.
They saw a squirrel yesterday. You never see baby squirrels.

(13:40):
And I saw it and I let my dog chase it.
Thet's but it's so funny. Every everybody had their own like, hey,
this is what you need to do to stop the
squirrels from eating the pumpkins. Everyone's ever, everyone's are like
they're all squirrel experts. Now there is a list. Danielle's
husband is the only one that treat those respects. He

(14:02):
loves squirrels. He loves my son Husteh. My son Hudson
came to the front door. He was walking up the
steps and he froze. I go, what's wrong. The squirrel
had his head in the pumpkin and couldn't get out,
and was like just eye to eye with my five
year old, like, okay, who's moving first? I saw a
squirrel eating an avocado over the weekend, like in the

(14:23):
middle of the street had half an avocado must have
gotten out of the trash and anytime someone came over
like with drag it in its mouth over to the
side of the road, was not giving up that avocado.
Yeah boogie squirrel, All right, well well look we vamped.
We're almost there, so yeah, let's leave it now. I

(14:43):
love you. Hold Hold up to sign. You don't think
the waving is a glue. Hold up the sign. Wipe
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