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August 5, 2025 10 mins

Today, we talked about Scotty's birthday plans.

 

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get your hands together, and we're gonna start to party.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
And start part I'm ready to party.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
The Elvis Duran After Party.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
All the party's over, it's the after Party podcast. Uh, well,
you know, let's bring the party back. Party. Yeah, Danielle's here,
and there's Scotty b and I see Nate. I see Danielle,
I said, Danielle. Daniels here twice. Here's Gandhi, and there's
Garrett and Scotty.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Let's get going. Thank you guys for a happy birthday.
If you're listening to this podcast beyond August fifth. We
were doing this on August fifth, but tomorrow August sixth,
that's the big birthday celebration for Scotty. Be everyone. Scotty's
turning the big five. Oho, and it doesn't seem to
be affecting you at all. You're just ready for another day.

(00:53):
You're full of positivity and optimism. You're you're having a
good life, Scott, I am having a good life.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
You know what, Every year is another chapter and the
best chapter is yet to come. I believe.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Hell yes, no, no, it's no. This is as good
as it gets. So any birthday wishes.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Yeah, to help your chapter birthday ever.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Well, thank you. Well, you know what, I'm just trying
to I'm trying to figure out how to get to
work tomorrow, because if we're having lunch after the show,
I'm probably gonna drink a little bit, since you know,
we drink at things, and then I'm ingenough to take
the train home, I guess, because I'm not gonna be
able to drive, so I don't know how to get
to take an uber spending one hundred twenty bucks a day.
I will get you a ride home tomorrow. No, I

(01:32):
need to ride too.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Oh my god, that's asking for a little bit much.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
No, I can't take the train in, but I could
take the train home. So I need to ride to
work tomorrow. If anybody wants to.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Drive me, Who's that's a little bit much.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
I think I'd be a great fiftieth birthday present for
want of you to drive out and come pick me up?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Okay, okay, I will send someone to pick you up
in the morning and bring it away. And you want
them to take you home too?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:55):
No, no, I could take the train home. That's easy.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Actually, the train's faster because otherwise he would take seven hours.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Traffic is horrific. Okay, done deal.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
When we're done with the podcast, we'll talk it. We'll
set it up for you.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
All this over two beers.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
No, I'm gonna have like three or four. Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
It only takes one beer for him to get nuts anyway,
So there's that.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
I'm looking forward to it, though.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Are you sure there's no surprises waiting for you there?

Speaker 4 (02:20):
I mean, I think that the day is going to
be full of surprises. I truly do. But I'm just
gonna go with it from definitely, you know, but I'm
dead serious. Just hanging out with all of you at
lunch tomorrow is going to be the best part of
my day. So we give Scotty all of our leftovers.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
Oh, he would probably love that.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
No, I don't. I don't eat random I don't eat
other people's leftovers. I barely eat my leftovers.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
You know.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
I was a kid to go ahead. As a kid,
you know, I would never take leftovers home. My parents
would always bring it home and I would never eat
it because I had like cooties or something. I would
never eat leftover from a restaurant. Now, I don't care,
but I won't eat other people's leftovers.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Okay, really when you put all those things on those
people's bodies in your mouth, but you won't eat something
from the leftover.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Isn't it crazy? And I won't eat a brown spot
on a banana, but I'll eat other people's things but not.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
He won't eat a brown spot at banana, but he'll
eat a brown spot out of your underwear. Yeah, no, no, please,
I'm looking at the menu for tomorrow without saying where
it is. Here we are lunch menu. Oh, shrimp cocktail,
lobster cocktail. Oh, colossal crab cocktail. Good god, man, who's
paying for this? Jungle lump crab cakes, maple glazed bacon,

(03:33):
steak and caviar and saltate shrimp. Oh my god, this
is all scary. Calm down.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
I will tell you that something that Andrew rolled his
eyes at, because when you first set me the restaurant
that we were going to on there was king crab
legs market price. And then Andrew came around the other
day He's like, all right, well, what do you want
on the menu? I said, well, I really like the
crab legs. He said, no, there's no crab legs on
the menu. That's not one of the options. I said,
but no, it's on there, and he's like, no, it's

(04:00):
not one of the things. He said, I'll see what
I could do, but it's not. Where is he is?

Speaker 2 (04:03):
He get it? Andre and Daniel get him in here.
So they're doing a prefix menu. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
you can get whatever you want.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Oh, okay, you and I'm paying.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
I'm paying burgers something. There's steak on it too, Right, doesn't.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
The prefix menu have all the things he wants on it? Now?

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Well, did Andrew ask you what you wanted? He did?
He asked me what I wanted, but he said that's
not part of the menu.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Well, okay, hey Andrew, yep, And so this is all
prefix for his lunch tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yes, oh that's right.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
We chose that. We chose them together, did we.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Yeah, we took one.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
We have to be able to order off menu as well,
so they'll let us do that, I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Oh, we picked like the rolls Royce of menus.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
What's on there? Where is it?

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (04:45):
We got steak, we got salmon, we got the the
Royal Tower of.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
The Seafood, the Royal Seafood Tower, the Royal Yeah, all
bow down to the Royal Seafood Talent. Yes, I know,
but we got to give him some lost ole king
crab legs. Well they'll they'll bring them, don't you worry.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
That's in the Royal Seafood Tower.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
No, no, but I want that as my meal.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Okay, then just ask them for for the meal.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Okay, we're gonna get whatever you want.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Chicken and yeah, I said steak, and there's also chicken.

Speaker 6 (05:15):
It's just take it's just takeout. Is a chicken house?
Will there be shareables for the table?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yes, my god, there's a whole shareable section. That's the
Royal Seafood Tower too.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Did you say share.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (05:36):
So I see they have Kobe beef. I bet we
don't have any Kobe beef on our prefix?

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Do that may have been so you don't have Rolls Royce.
Sometimes the door has the umbrella. I don't know if
we got that add on package, but we still got
a Rolls Royce. You know, just might be the nineteen
sixties for like old one question, how many of us
are going?

Speaker 2 (05:54):
All of us?

Speaker 5 (05:54):
I thought, is everyone going?

Speaker 3 (05:56):
I think we're up to eighteen people?

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Oh my god, Okay, we just order off the menu.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Is it too late to do that.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
I guess, uh, this gives the most options for everything,
and everyone's probably gonna either get a piece of chicken
a steak. We can all split the seafood to start.
It just seems like the.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
We're gonna do this prefix that that Andrew worked very
hard on. And then if you if you see something
on that menu that you have to have, then we
will lobby for it and get my eyes tend to
wander shot well except for scary Wait a second, seriously,
whatever you order you have to pay for.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
You know that I canceled my big family birthday dinner
because of this lunch.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Why oh I was supposed to be tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
I want to be so full. I'm not having dinner
after this. That makes sense, I guess.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Okay, wait is this a podcast? This is kind of boss.
Thank you, Andrew, no problem. I'm not saying that you
were the boring you tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
I already feel bad for him because I know how
tomorrow is gonna go. Because whenever we do anything as
a group, everybody runs to Andrew, and it's like Andrew
with those basic things like bordering off of a menu,
and I just know how it's gonna go. I can
see it already already happening.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Oh, he's he's he's no longer dying on the inside,
he's dying on the outs.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
Yeah, it's a slow meltain.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
You bring him a little issue and he's like, yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
I asked him.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
I asked him what he thought his job description was,
and he said babysitting adults. And I think he's actually
pretty accurate.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
Especially when you're around Hello.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, so Garrett, you are gluten free in your life,
so you are free to order whatever you want as well.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Oh, I thank you very much. But the steakhouse, I'm good.
You can't go wrong.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Okay, and scary maybe tomorrow you not do your order
everything on the man. You just order what's available and
just enjoy it.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
Can you do that?

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Of course I can. I respect it and I will
hold that's not the table.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Yeah sure, yeah, all right, let's add some life to
this podcast.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
So far, it's really you know, I just love the
fact that Scotty. Scotty's going to get in his car
tomorrow and think that are already something magical is going
to happen or surprise him where he thinks like maybe
I'm not going to work and I'm going on some
secret vag like that's what the day is going to
be like, because you're he already thinks after our lunch,
he's gonna go home and there's gonna be something there
for him from his family, and then apparently there's another

(08:14):
that surprise down the road. He's so I think he's
just setting himself up to be let down.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
Well, I'm sad because my kids aren't even around this year,
so that makes are they well my uh, both both
of them are away. My younger one is in Virginia
bush gardens and the old ones out in the Hampton,
So you know, okay, suck.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Hey, wait, hold on, I have to send a car
to pick you up to bring you in. Well, you
don't have to leave your I'm gonna figure out. But
yes I need to ride in, but I'll figure it out.
What time do you have to leave your house to
get into the city.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
I leave my house at four eighteen?

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Oh, dear god, Yeah, your mind, I gotta I mean
retract that.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
No, it's fine, I'll figure it out.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
You can get Tommy escalade.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
No, I don't trust that.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Is that one of your friends Tommy.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Escalator, Kenny escalate, No.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
That's Kenny Kiah getting them all mixed. I keep forgetting
what just since someone all the way up to the
end of Long Island, I pick you up at four o'clock.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Jesus live at the end of the right in the middle.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
All right, someone add some some pizzazz and to this.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
Can we ask Scotty what he's looking forward to for
his birthday? Like, do you have gifts that you want?
Have you asked?

Speaker 4 (09:19):
The only thing that I asked for was a full
deep house cleaning. My house is disgusting. Nobody helps me clean,
and I'm just overwhelmed. That's all I want this year?
Is that what your kids are for?

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:30):
The kids do nothing. They mess it, they don't clean it. Okay,
now you walk it. If you walk barefoot downstairs in
my house on the tiles, your feet will be brown. Like,
we need to get you some parenting life.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, you don't have.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Somebody that comes in every couple of weeks that's what
you need. Yeah, No, I don't have that at least
weekly for you. You're dirty because you have a dog. Dogs
at dirt too, So I have two dogs twice the dirt. Well,
he looks my feet clean, so we're good there. Okay, right,
this is just this is this is like the worst
podcast ever, like a cesspool of.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
I'm reporting Scotty for his birthday to HR Happy.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Birthday, Happy thank you, Happy birthday Scotti.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Tomorrow. I can't wait for tomorrow. See you guys, bye,
say goodbye. Sorry for the bad podcast.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
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