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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get your hands together, and we're going to start and
the Elvis Duran after party. Okay, I have things I'd
like to address in the podcast today.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
If you guys are.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Okay with it, Yes, it is an airing of the grievances.
So first of all, everyone's here, right, Nate, Hello, Scary.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Danielle, Garrett, Scotty are you part of this? Scotty's here?
And my girl Diamond, Hi, Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I need to air it wouldn't be the first time.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
So we start with the shirt or with.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
The nuts, wherever you want to start.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Nuts, Let's start with the nuts. So when we went
off the grid the first time, you alerted Andrew and
I to your long list of allergies. You are allergic
to a lot of things. Sure, Scary almost killed you
one time with pizza, so we were very careful with
you off the grid about what you were eating and
where we were going. Now. I asked you at that
time if you brought an EPI pen with you, and your.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Answer was probably not.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
No, right, you said, no, I don't have one of those.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
No, okay, So I started, okay, but I don't take
it with me.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I started to question if in fact, these allergies were real,
or if it's a Diamond's way of saying, I don't
want to eat that, right, which is fine.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Because I do that.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
If somebody asked me if I want fish, I tell
them I'm allergic to it at a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Really not, Well, that's the way that you.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Fish allergy.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Wait, didn't y'all say she had like an ocean allergy.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
It comes out of the ocean. She can't eat.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I can't shellfish, but whitefish.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Whitish is the worst.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
So I was very concerned about Diamond. But I have
noticed over the years that Diamond just tries food. She
doesn't ask what's in it. She just takes a bite.
And today a lovely bakery, Lavan Bakery, who who made
the most amazing cookies. They dropped off these cookies, and Diamond, what.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Did you do?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I took a bite of what I thought was just
a chocolate chip cookie, which I've had from them before. Okay,
so I didn't think twice about it, and there were
nuts in it.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I think.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Well, their signature cookie that made them famous is the
chocolate chip walnut cookie.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
The Google food all day.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
To me, like you might have hired before you didn't
even know.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
You eat like the chip chocolate chip cookie, it's just
chocolate chips. But these were the wal you ate nuts.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
So I bit into it and I just so happened
to see something that looked like a nut. My bite
didn't have any nuts in it, so I was like,
I look at Sam, and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
I'm not bugging out. Does this looks like a nuts?
She slaps it out of my hand. She starts dying.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
You do realize that the cookies, even though you didn't
eat a nut in that bite, the nut is in the.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Bike process, the process that a place that makes nuts.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I never really care about the whole this was processed
in the place things because hardcore not allergies. You can't
even be around it. My allergies have always been okay.
Let me rewind.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
So how I found out that I had these allergies.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
My throat would just start feeling stuffy out of nowhere, right,
and then I would get a well under this, what
is this my right eye?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Right?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
So I would go to the hospital. They basically give
me Benadreaux and send me back home. I went to
analogist and they were like, well, because you are experiencing
this type of reaction. We're gonna draw blood, We're gonna
test the blood, and then we'll be able to tell
you what you're allergic to. The list was so long,
but the levels.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Are really low.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Okay, so I'm supposed to stay away from these things,
but they're in so many Like I could have a
burger that has like ten of the things that I'm
allergic to in it. So it's not like I'm not
gonna die except for soy and.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
But I'm supposed to stay away from it. But he
as my question.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
If you, if apples could kill you, and so I
could kill you, why wouldn't you have an epip with
you at all times just in case?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I'm sorry, sorry, but but if you dropped dead, you're
not long diamond.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
If you dead and you're no longer here, your money.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Will then go to Capitol Hill and lobby on.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
My behalf said, I never had an EpiPen, even though
I'm deadly allergic to the multitude of things, and they
are so expensive and they're not good.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
For very I have aired they expire. How much can
they tell you that you could use older ones? They're
just not going to work as fast all.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
I don't want to have happened.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
But somebody with real allergies.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Just by the way, that's an old extinguisher.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
When she told me that she had been not, what
did I do? I grabbed your face and started feeling
her cheeks in her neck to see.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
But I do.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
But there's different levels.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
It's not it's not like Deanna's allergy. I would be terrified.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
So you have a mild allergy, yes, when I have
a maximum amount of things.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yes, Now you're spinning nut dust in her face?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Should you be?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
And you yeah, it's do an experiment. There's a cookie.
You're yelling at me for not having an epippe.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Listen, don't you guys know that you're Everything that you're
allergic to changes every seven years.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Your whole body changes.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
So you should actually get retested because there's a chance
that you're not allergic to have brought.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Allergic to penicillin. They tested him no more, right.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
So, yeah, everybody changes every seven years.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
I don't know, it's been over ten years.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Don't get a panel.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
But I was very freaked out the last time that
I went, so I'm like fuck this, like I'm okay.
The last time that I went. I would go every year.
My mom would make me go every year, even though
they told me it takes seven years whatever it's I
went back. Every time I went back. It was three
years consecutively. I found out that I was allergic to
more things. And I was devastated because on the list
(06:04):
said strawberries, and I had had strawberries the week before,
and it's like, and like I said, they're not sticking
me with anything to like for me to say, oh,
I'm very allergic to this one thing, they're taking blood
and they're testing my blood and then you know what,
my what my allergist told me, Oh, for us to
really really find out what on the list you're really
(06:24):
allergic to besides apples and soy, we could just sit
you down in my office and you can eat Like
at that point it was corn.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
You could eat the.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Corn and if you have an allergic reaction, I have
an EpiPen here. And I was like, yeah, fuck you,
I'm not coming back.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Where did you go? I know someone recently.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
To me the other like maybe last year, and she
was like, oh, a friend of the show. She's like, oh,
you need to come to my allergies.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
And I was like send his info. It's the same
fucking hour.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
No, I just need to know if I'm gonna kill
you or not, because the other day, you know, I
make peanut butter toast in here all time, Scotti, I
will call it peanut butter toes. And I was walking
down the hallway and I stopped to talk to Deanna,
and she scuttled.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Off so fast. She was like, get that peanut butter
out of my face.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I said, oh my god, And.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
She's here now, Deanna, Is this okay?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Yeah, because tree nuts are less scarier than peanuts, But
I like, if I touched that I would have a reaction,
but being there on the counter.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Yeah, And I'll tell you this. So I had allergy
shots for five years, which they say is the basic
amount of time you should have them, because after five
years they're really not effective anymore. And that was three
years ago. They're already it's already wearing off right. Like
I was around a dog a couple of weeks ago,
I couldn't I couldn't breathe anyway. You know, it's an
allergy medicine, you know, allergist. It's not an exact science, but.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Like he said, I was allergic cats. When I was
a kid, I had allergy shots like Nate. I was
so I we didn't care. We had them anyway. But
now I'm not allergic anymore. They tested me again and
I'm not allergic anymore.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
So I say, go get your test an allergis that's
actual good?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Can I ask the pan something real quick?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
One?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
You probably have a great allergist? And do you have
an EpiPen here at work?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Yes? I do?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Where is it? It's in my purse? Okay, I always
have it.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
I don't see anywhere without it, Like I even if
I have to leave the building for like a little bit,
I'll pick my person and bring it.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Because it's like, how do we use it?
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Do we just take it?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
And Steven in.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Your life, No, there's like a well, yes, there's like
a cap that you take off and then you do
it as hard as you can into my thigt. If
I'm wearing pants, it goes through the pants. Yeah, and
then it goes I did it to myself one time
in college and I.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
When was the last time you?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
When was the last time you used it?
Speaker 6 (08:32):
In college? So twenty sixteen and it went through my
pants like and I had a bruise that hit myself
so hard because I, like, you have to do it
hard so it gets deep in there, and it was crazy.
That was the only time I ever used that p
pen and it was immediate like relief, like throw opened.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, when I drove the school bus, I had to
be trained on how to use them for the little kids.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
What if you hit a bone that's why phone?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, What was the thing that you ate that caused
you the reaction?
Speaker 6 (08:57):
I peanut butter by accident because my Ari and my
doorm or cookies like those to go cookies that are warm,
whatever they were, and she told them I have an allergy,
and they were like, okay, we'll make her a special
little box. Well turns out they made the little box
be the peanut cookies, not the peanut free cookies. So
I just picked that, which I never do that. I
never just picked something up and eat it. But I
just like trusted that person and I ate it and
(09:18):
then like literally not even kidding you, immediately like I
couldn't breathe. I started having diarrhea, sorrdy be gross. Went
to the bathroom immediately, immediately, like it in the toilet,
not eased my pants. I went to the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
I was.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
And I called nine on one and I was like,
I'm I also to use my EpiPen. They were like, yes, why.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Have we used it yet?
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Becaulet because I like was like, I don't feel like
I'm dying, Like I'm definitely having a bad reaction. But
I thought like I had to be on the brink
of death to use it. And they were like, you
have to use it now, like you can literally die,
Like you're wasting.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Time when I use it.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
And they came and the ambulance took me away and
then I had a I went to the hospital, had
a second reaction after, like the EpiPen cleared out of
my system, had to stay overnight.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
It was a whole thing.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
Yeah, so I'm pretty sogic.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
So we know that her EpiPen is in her purse.
Should something happen, we're gonna rifle through your purse and
find your EpiPen. If you don't find it first, it's yellow,
you'll see it. Nate, we used to have instructions on
what to do with you if you were to fall down.
Where did those go?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Oh? I got a d n R. Now just let
me get I want if he zipped up and carried down.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
All right, And on that note, I feel like we'll
get to Diamond Shirt.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
Another tide say by everybody.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
The Elvis ter Ran after party