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July 13, 2021 16 mins

Nate gave us a list of things that have a different name? Where does Brody go?

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firm show. So this is the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
In the house, there's Froggy with a big f on
his chest. There's Scotty b in the serial library. There's

(00:24):
straight Nate, and there's Gandhi in main studio in beautiful
downtown Manhattan, along with Scary right next to her. Can
you guys reach out and touch each other each other's hands?
And here not again Scary. There's Danielle Daniel's in the basement,
and there's a producer Sam in the studio too, and
in the kitchen is of course, uh Garrett, and in

(00:47):
the den is Dave Brody. Hi, guys, good morning, all right,
it's all up to you, Nate. Where do you want
to go? Okay? I see you this before We want
on vacation. But I thought it might be just an
interesting conversation. Whether it goes anywhere, I have no clue.
But it's the names of things you probably didn't know.
Huh did you know the name? But the space between

(01:08):
your eyebrows has a name. Is that's not the taint.
It's called a globbella, the globella. This is your globella everyone, Glabella, Glabella,
all right, everyone point out your taint. Hold on, let

(01:28):
me take that out of there. Okay, the taint, the venus,
the venus, venus, the pain is my favorite rapper. I
think he's going to beat the I heart rate. Anybody
want to guess what this is? A vegitis v A

(01:50):
g I t U S sounds like a disease, sounds
like dinosaur. Well, she got vegitis. I don't know. Is
that the thing in the back of your throat? No,
that's the that's the that was the epiglotamus. What is

(02:13):
the what is the what is the vegitis? Can you
point it out on your body? And well? I will
tell you. The people in this room that have experienced
a vagitis, uh, most recently probably are Danielle and Froggy
and Brody and oh No and Garrett. Is it a
sunburn and scotty by people who don't want to come

(02:35):
into the studio. It's something with kids because you don't
have kids. It's the cry of a newborn baby. It's
that's really yeah. Yeah, I can't I can't hear a
producer Sam Lord's places, is the first cry of a
newborn baby? Okay, what is this pinky? It's technically a minimus.

(03:06):
A minimus is really long. Your pinky is long and deformed. Yeah,
it's crooked. I thought I was going to be a
hand model, and then somebody said you gotta wonky pinky?
And then did you go for said done my hair?
They call those hand jobs. They call those hand jobs.
Please find those photos. She's done in my hands. And
the guy goes your own mirrors? What was your hand

(03:30):
wrapped around in the audition? Wonky pinky? What do you
think a tittle is? Title? I've heard of a tittle?
You want me to show you, I've heard of it,
I don't remember. Is the dot over an iron? J oh?

(03:59):
I thought were pointing of things on our bodies? Is
the dot when you dot your eyes and dot your jas,
you're tittling them? Does anybody know what a crapulence is
on the floor on this two years ago? Exactly? No, no, no,
a crapulent spell it? Use it in a sentence, It's

(04:21):
crap U lence c r A p U l e
n c E. Use it in a sentence. I'm not
going to use it as a sentence because that gives
it away. Point of this bit origin origin. I guarantee, Elvis,
you felt felt a crapulence over vacation. I think that's
an old building in Athens falling and hurting your toe

(04:41):
when you're drunk. No, it's the sick feeling you get
after eating or drinking too much. I didn't get crap.
Where the word crap comes from, I don't know. I
think the crap crap comes from Thomas Crapper. Thomas Crapper
who invented the toilet true story, by the way, story.
I thought crap you list was you don't crap as much.

(05:03):
But I guess I didn't feel that at all on vacation.
I hate that you accuse me of that. Well, No,
I felt a crapulence. I ate way too much. I
felt it repeatedly. Didn't. But you know, Danielle, we hear
this all the time. We hear a wamble from you
all the time. Wamble laughter laugh now really wamble wamble

(05:26):
w A M B L E R A siren anybody else? Mr?
Shut up? Cricket, a stomach rumble, Yes, my stomach star
spangled wamble. Um? Okay, hang on um now that's stupid.

(05:54):
Oh they are? What is this one. What is this
called the space between your nostrils? Oh, I've heard that, Well,
it's inside the sept is it not my septom space space?
I don't have a symptom any longer. Yeah, call a melanasa.

(06:14):
I never heard that. And the one before it was
was stupid. This one isn't call a melan nation. They're
not all home runs. The one before I think you
thought was stupid. They're not great. Okay, here here's one.
Danielle is also guilty of this of uh oh, hang on,

(06:34):
I lost it. Hang on, fake care color. I'm talking
about read? Shut up, you don't even know what your Oh.
Danielle is guilty of of griffinage with her car Harry
Potter something a g griffinage, getting things wrong in entertainment reports.

(06:57):
It's collegible handwriting. Dude, you're fucking asshole. Did tell you that?
You're a fucking asshole? What are you really called? Though?
What's it really Danielle? Danielle hold up her notes from
her things be able to read this? No, no, we
can read that. I can black woo. It is a

(07:18):
black widow. So what's the word. What's the word again?
What's griffinage. A griffinage means that Brodie's a dick, is
what it means? What is yourffe mean? What's the definition
of a griffinage? Illegible handwriting? Uh? Do you expect anything different? Danielle.
He's been hold up on the casting couch for you.
You know what I going there couch. No one's gotten

(07:41):
a job he started. That's that's the happiest I've ever
seen him, the happiest. You guys are off. He's smiling.
He looks like he's in mad music. He's like, pass

(08:01):
me the bed of muse? Where did he go? My
favorite party? He's not here to defend himself and can
talk shit on him now. I think we were doing
that before he left. When Neet said what the hell
was the word for the christ names? He goes, Oh,
Daniel does it all the time, getting stuff wrong, and

(08:29):
he's just playing my kids watch this and listen to this.
Boy has just dropped. Brody has gone away on my audio.
So he's done insulted. You know, get Brody bad? What's
going on? His kids are probably all trying to record
TikTok videos at the same time. They use it up
the band with on the internet. Well, he's not even

(08:49):
on the phone anymore. I know. I think you guys
ran him away. Sorry you guys. I think it was
one person actually, but he did, thank you. I think
I think he had a little to do with him
running away to Yeah. I feel like if you fire shots,
you have to expect a couple of bullets to come
back your way. Thank you, Thank you, Gandhi. Okay, so

(09:11):
there's so and so to me. Go ahead, I can
take you not doing it for you not go ahead?
Having time, Froggy, we got a whole six minutes left.
We should wait for Brodie to sign back on and

(09:33):
then just sign off and make it an early exit.
You want to be so mean. I don't know, because
he's you know, he's the the first one to do
a million jokes and slinging in every direction. Wait, but
he can't take it. But Scary is so right about this. Look,
I love Brody, but he will sit there in silence
and not say a word and then just throw a

(09:53):
jab at somebody. And that's what he'll do. He'll just
keep waiting to what Garrett, So, do you know during
vacation someone has been calling Brody and prying phone calling him,
but he's convinced it is me. Like he calls, he called,
cut it out. I'm sitting at the table with my
family where I'm currently where I'm sitting. Wait, I didn't

(10:16):
hear about this. So someone's calling him and doing what
somebody got knowledge of a real life problem. He was
having a customer service whoever that was, and they're actually
pranking him on it. But he's not falling for it.
But now he's trying to do a full on investigation
on who the hell is playing this joke on him.
It's me, he thinks, its Garrett. It sounds like something

(10:37):
you would do, Garrett. In Brody's defense, but would you
really take up your precious time on vacations? Well, yeah, exactly.
It happened during vacation. I go, Brody, I love you
so much, but I stopped thinking about you during the
two weeks that we have off. I mean, well, this
is weird. I can't believe no one shared this with
the class. I didn't even know. Oh yeah, no, this
has been going on in the background, and he thought
it was me at first. He goes, do you have

(10:58):
any knowledge of this? He goes, how would they have
knowledge of my Someone got ahold of my of my
problem that I have with a specific company, and they
tried to pose as that company and trying to phone
tap me. Well, I don't know, talk about it in
your podcast. No, we didn't talk about it. And then
how did they get out? Maybe they work for the
company he complained about, and they're also fans of the
show and they're brilliant. I think he tweeted at a

(11:18):
company and somebody picked up on it, so I have
such a reputation. He reached out to other people to
accuse them of phone tapping you know him, And they
come back at me and go, hey, Bertie just texted me.
Is it really you? What do you do? Why don't
you just tell him? At this point, it's not me.
I haven't. I haven't prank phone called Brody in like
ten years. All I'm hearing is all of us need

(11:38):
a prank called Brody all week. This is a rough room,
say man, if you freaking put that ships, well, but

(12:00):
you know what, it's good? Okay, Broady? Where have you
been waiting? Wait? Hold on, he's not signed on the
audio portion yet. Let's see if he gets his video back.
Now he's got to at least defend himself. Yeah, well no,
I just want to get to the bottom of that,
all right. Well, no, noone else think that the cartoon

(12:20):
version of him that signs on before he does looks
really suspicious, like it's up to some gobbling of something.
I don't know, because that's sus according to my kids
that everything say tomorrow, I'm gonna um from this baseball
pack I just got from. Yeah you're going is what

(12:44):
we do tomorrow for tomorrow? When it first came out.
I have two friends that are dentists, so they can
help me out like that. Okay's connected with the audio broady,
Where are you? Where have you been? Yeah? I'm back.
So Verizon Wireless just shut off in my house. What ailes?
I don't know why. Yeah, files, it's just it's it's
asking me to answer security questions and verify if my

(13:07):
kids use it for the Internet. I don't know what's
going on. Was being mean to you? No, it was
being mean, and Danielle I apologized. I accept thank you, Bernie,
and I'm sorry to give it back to you. Wait
wait do you see what he says? I can't wait.

(13:28):
Just understand if you if you have time today and
you watched the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast, you'll see
who your friends are. Don't say that it's true. It's true.
It's all right there. I did say in Brodie's defense once,
I think that's as hot as I'm sure elvit stuck
up to me. I'm sure Scary did not say it's

(13:50):
scary and I not so happy to Scotty probably had
to look on his face like I should stick up
for him. But wait, something something came up. I don't
know if want to talk about this now. Someone is
pranked calling you? So just what's going on? I wasn't
going to discuss this on the podcast. Thank you? Well,
well I brought it up because I just said someone's

(14:12):
been pranking Brody and everyone thinks it's me. Like even
the people that you contacted to say hey, are you
pranking me? They come back to me and go, hey,
Brodie just texted me, are you really pranking him? I'm no,
I'm not. I honestly am not. I didn't know. I
didn't know what the details were. But anyway, so Garrett says,
it's not him. Um, I love Charlemagne the god today

(14:34):
posted is everybody in heaven naked? Or they got on
that ship from the funeral. You know, some of them
are if that's the case, some of them are pissed
because I remember when my aunt died, they buried her
in this like fluffy gown and this nail polish she
would never wear. And my mom said, oh my gosh,
you'd be so upset if she knew that's what they

(14:56):
put her in. So could you imagine you wake up
up there and like, what the hell is this? I
would not have approved this. So I'm gonna be cremated.
How am I gonna what am I gonna look like this? No,
I'm just gonna be like blowing around like ashes. I
don't think it works that way. I don't really know
how it works. We won't know to her there if

(15:18):
you're there anyway, or if I'm looking down on you,
or if I'm looking up at you. Whatever. Why did
you have a little hand take done? That went by quick? Yeah?
What you did because you you took time off in
like five minutes. I feel like Elvis now when he

(15:39):
leaves in the middle and comes back. I do you
should do it? It's it's great, it's awesome. Now, you know,
all right? We got to get out of here, another day,
another dollars. Most of you for what you said when
I wasn't here. Everyone's got a hand thing. The Fifteen

(16:01):
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