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Elvis was handed a package of gummies on his way into work....should we eat them? Skeery says his friends live on a boat and don't pay taxes?!?!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firm Elvis rand presents Minute morning Show. Who's gonna start
this day? Oh? I didn't even know we were on.
I don't know, we're all I don't know. Yeah, okay,
yeah we're on high. Where's Elvis? I don't know where's Elvis?

(00:26):
Give the man a break. You just did four hours.
Did he have to peck up on you like a
cartooning what he's going from the studio to studeo. Man,

(00:50):
he's going around, guys, partly put down your coffee. Here
he comes. He's going around scaring everybody. All right, let's
check in with the Nate. Nate, how are you feeling?
I think I shipped myself a little bit, a little thing.
You've got your extra pair of mack Weldon in the car.
I got to go to the car to the change here.

(01:11):
So we'll get into the building this morning. And a
friend of ours, nameless, handed me this bag of gummies,
I mean wax. So he says, hey, man, just have
a little nibble. I'm like, well, I'm not in the mood.
I don't need to get high today, but let's get
scary high. It's Wednesday. You act your job, and you

(01:34):
guys to do. We're gonna get you hot today. What
about you? Where are you going? Where is he going? Now?
Names on the show? We can just you're not scary.
Did he take the gummies with him or did he
leave them there? No, scary, he left them for scary.
By the way, did you hear what he said? Is
he left the room? He because I'm bored with you people.

(01:55):
Fuck you. I love how he talks all day. The
rest of us is shut up. I will say, it
is tempting to take these gummies, but the problem is
there's no information on the pack and scary. If it
makes you fall asleep, that's not going to be a

(02:15):
good thing, that's right, Yeah, scary. Yeah, the marijuana you
normally buy, does that have information on the package? No?
But you know that a gummy is usually ten milligrams. Yes, yeah,
yeah it has and look at the size of that thing. Okay,

(02:36):
but people smoke pot long before dispensaries. Schoolyard. This weekend,
I was at a barbecue and somebody had gummies, but
they were like worms the once. Okay, so they were
handed him out. So he goes, hey, here's a gummy. First,
I thought it was a regular gummy and then he goes, wait, wait, wait, wait,

(02:57):
it's a special kind of gummy. And he goes, don't
eat the whole thing. And I'm like, dude, when were
you going to tell us that? Like, are you gonna
tell you if you're not supposed to, If you're not
supposed to eat the whole thing, why do they make
them so big? Well, I don't know. I think if
you're not used to it, you probably shouldn't have that.
That's what at least always says. Yeah, but I always

(03:20):
you have to have a docage amount, So I don't
know if it's what you're holding in your hand. Is
how FDA regulated? There's no right, So why can't they
making him one serving because like his experimental stuff, and yeah,
he's testing it out on us, And I think the
thing with waxes and why everybody keeps getting so fucked
up off of all of this stuff. He is a

(03:41):
giant man. I think he's dosing all of this stuff
for himself. But like five is going to take the
same thing and die a little bit like his arm.
You're like his arm, Gandhi, Yeah, I am the bodyguard
is not a scientist. Wait a minute, model for th HC.
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Jeff, Jeff, Is Jeff
still in there? Yeah, Jeff here. Have Jeff come over

(04:03):
and tell his experience with the lemonade, because when I
took it, I was out. So Jeff, by the way,
in case you don't really people don't know this is
this came from our buddy Wax that Gandhi was talking about,
and he also has a lemonade in liquid form. So
Jeff come over here. He has a company, actually have
a monitor with nobody in it. Can we put Jeff
with the difference I think between Nate and that is

(04:26):
like if you drink a lot of wine, you can
drink more wine, maybe do a little bit more of that.
You can handle his lemonade. Yeah, not like you built
up a tolerance. Yeah, you built up a tolerance. Nate
hasn't had it put like that in Jesus through the

(04:47):
lemonade across the room that we're just talking about. So
he hit one of the lights and then I think
he knocked a WiFi act. I was never very good
at sports. It didn't mess me up like you Nick,
not in the least. I was messing where what happened.

(05:10):
If I've never smoked, I've never had well, I did
have one edible and it didn't do anything for me whatsoever.
So I think I was hoodwinked. But what would happen?
Can I try to wax product? You will? Like? What? Literally,
what would happen? Die? You don't die of overdoseing, right,
I've heard that, So like, what's going to happen? What's
like the worst thing that could happen? It'll knock you out,

(05:32):
like I'll fall asleep. That sounds great yourself, that doesn't.
Can we save this audio so when Sam's and rehab,
we can play this Backbarro marijuana, Brodie, you're coming through
with the gems about we did. It's a gateway drug.
Everybody knows that. So here it is liquid in there. Yeah,

(05:55):
but I'm scared. Had an experience with it. Gandhi, her boyfriend,
they all had experienced with this. Your mouth, you will
make it to the car. I heard what it did
to Nate and I heard what it did to Gandhi's boyfriend.
That was the best night's sleep I've had in years.

(06:17):
It was a stretch because it tastes like you're drinking weed.
It doesn't taste like you're drinking lemonade. It doesn't taste
like lemonade. See, I thought when you squired it into
the actual lemonade, it blended just fine. I thought it
was like I didn't notice it. I put it in water,
so I don't I don't really know. No, don't put
it in water because it does have a sour taste it.
But if you actually put it into lemonade, it blends

(06:39):
right in how much you drink. I drank what was it?
I think five drops, four or five drops, and it
just like drops. And I put it in a little
water and I drank it. I slept so well that
like that you know that last time you fell asleep
and you close your eyes and the next thing you know,
you're waking up. That was it. It feels like you're

(06:59):
asleep for like seconds. Though. He was like, I was
under anesthesia. I mean it was. But you did that
on the weekend, right, because if you do that, remember
he forgot the big elvis up for work that day. Yes,
because I was gonna say, I can only I've never
tried it, but I think that if I wanted to
try it, it has to be on the day where
I don't have to get up and says, knowing me,
I sleep the whole day. Yeah, and that's what Wax

(07:21):
told me. Goes, just do it on the weekend. See.
I texted Nate yesterday because I think I made a
delivery yesterday to a lemonade pot lab in a basement,
because I do. I do insta cart deliveries also, and
somebody literally ordered twelve half gallons of lemon juice, that's
all they wanted, and I delivered it to this house.
And what are they making with that? Well? I had

(07:45):
I had a Google can people with lemon juice? I did.
I wanted to what I wanted to make sure that
I wasn't like helping terrorists or something like that. What
is going on over there? And it is wrong with
everyone on our show? It was a room full of
tween Elvis had a gummy it's Nate leaned back, lean

(08:07):
give him room. No, what is he doing? He's looking
for my gummy worm? You just got a small dick.
Wait a second, don't even start that. You're the one
who's told as you have a small it's not very big.

(08:28):
Someone says you have a small penis. You can't get
math and you're the one saying you have a small
penis it's average? What do you consider average? Elvis, Nate?
And even under nine? All I heard Elvis say was Elvis,
you gotta take it. Can you can you speak with
your mouth not ball? Look he's wearing my hat. What

(08:51):
is that? God? Give it? What happening? What is that?
By the way, we should have gotten ell of a
sudden eater on like five fifty nine. I know you
guys debated breakfast for a solid two and a half hour.
They did it was here Frene, Bob that hair. Are

(09:16):
we done? No? Not even close. Nate. I thought you
were gonna get your hair cut. I did. I gotta
cut four times. Oh, I can show you the r
if you want to see. Yes, yes, a door. Okay,
I'll do it quickly. So Andrew and Diamond were supposed
to help me out with it, but I think they're
both asleep. The sleeping Well, here's the thing. We posted

(09:41):
video on the Elvis Rancho page about the r V,
and whoever posted it or edited it, it looks like
a Blair Witch project shaking to death really sped up.
You can't see anything. So a lot of people hit
me up, Like, what is the inside of that RV
look like? So I'm just gonna turn this really quickly
so you can see it when you come in. You
see that's oh, diamond just popped up the that mom's attic.

(10:08):
Oh do they that's called mom's attic, Okay, And there's
a little ladder for her to get off. Then there's
a couch and that couch right there actually opens up
into a bed that can have two people sleep on it.
Then where I am is another table that has around
bench thing around it, and across from me, it's an

(10:30):
entire kitchen, like a real kitchen. We've got stove and oven,
a microwave. All the cabinets are sink and yes, there's
running water, and then there's a fridge, a freezer. Back
there's a shour, the bathroom and then can you see
it's a bedroom back there. Wait, so are you guys
allowed to use the shower? Andrew? Because Andrew, now, well

(10:52):
that's the bedroom. How do you decide how do you
decide who gets what room in the area. We're all
just kind of alternating. Whoever needs to sleep go and
sleeps on the bed. And about the sheets situation, I
mean we're not really sullying the sheet. I not farting
in the sheets. But she's also for the most part
sleeping on this couch thing that's out here, And I

(11:15):
wish I could show you, guys what the part I'm
sitting in actually opens up and it makes this thing
about twice as big as Actually it's like a New
York City apartment. It's crazy, and it's really cool because
they have like a blow outside, like the out Yeah,
we have to keep me from just buying one of
these and having it is my residence. People do that, Yeah,
people do that. Why can't I just do that? Definitely

(11:36):
cheaper than home. I know a couple that sleep on
a boat. They bought a boat and it doesn't touch land,
so they don't have to pay any taxes. My mother
in Lawn did that. She downside. She bought a boat.
She drove it um on the River Thames from from
uh England to France and now she lived. They were

(11:56):
living in France on a boat and they're very Now
their minimalism is like crazy because they got rid of
everything and they just have a very little amount of
stuff on their boat. Hold on, can we make scary
live on a boat for a week, like him, rent
a boat and he has to live on this boat
for a week. Scary wants to live on our on
our Norwegian Bliss. That's about the only different big ship

(12:18):
that's different. I don't know. Maybe they say to you,
may I may be wrong. If you live in a boat,
you gotta pay taxes to the I R S. No,
you don't have to pay the land or it's called
property property like that if I rent a if I

(12:39):
rent an apartment, I don't have to pay property tax.
And there's more ways to get out of that. But
you do have to pay taxes. Okay, okay, just you
know kind of slip fees and slip and slip fees
your own taxes. Wait a second, you know what Elvis
is reminding me of right now? Do you remember that
old show Mystery Sized Theater three thousand, where those those
guys would watch the old movies and criticize it. This

(13:02):
is criticized listening to this bogus bullshit that you're saying
on our show, and people buy what you say. You
don't go on this show and represent us by saying, well,
according to our show, we think you don't pay taxes.
When they pay federal but I don't think they belong
to a state, like you said taxes, Well we don't

(13:25):
have we don't have taxes least. I remember the conversation.
We were drunk and they're like, we don't pay tax
so you have to say what else was saying? They
pay federal taxes but they don't. Peniel's sixteen year old
son doesn't pay property taxes, but they do, and they
don't pay a state taxes the part of a state.

(13:48):
I'm not sure about that. You don't pay almoat I
want to say is don't say stuff it just well
just this is where false news came from. If you
donate the charity, the people have to double it because
you live the boat. Okay, okay, then I stand corrected.
Are we done? We're done? Right? I just want to

(14:10):
see how much more ship's gonna come up with it?
You can't do on the boat. Scary you wait, you
weigh half as much when you get on a boat.
By one two, all right, I think we're done. I
mean we're not, but we done. At next one day
he bring Netflix on a boat, scaring The fifteen minute

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