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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Elvis Present.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Show. All right, let's go.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's the after Birth, which they called.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
The after.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Oh after what's it called?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
I thought we were calling it the aftermath, but then
everyone went back to after party?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
What I think?
Speaker 5 (00:30):
And I think didn't mean like get everything approved already.
Speaker 6 (00:34):
It doesn't have to be a party to be an
after party.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Wait, well, hold on, hold on, hold on, what do
you mean get things approved?
Speaker 6 (00:40):
Like didn't have to.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Put through for like a new.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Well, just graphics and whatnot.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Graphics and you had to make sure that it was taken.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
You know, I tell you what.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I tell you what.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
We don't know the name of this podcast until Nate
gets back, So we're doing the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
That shall remain nameless until he gets back. Okay, yeah,
what's the name of it?
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Oh? Here he comes.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
I have ideas about how I think this happened.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I Andrew. What's the name of this podcast?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
It's called the after Party.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Nobody liked that one.
Speaker 6 (01:08):
We like the after Unfortunately that's taken already.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
No, that doesn't matter. It's on the side, is taken already,
and I still have that.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I can buy a radio station who also has this
one called the aftermath. So let's not try and steal something.
Let's do it something new.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
This is what I believe happened. They submit my theory. Yes,
I think Andrew just moved ahead without conferring with everyone.
And now that people are like, I don't really like it,
he's like, well, you can't do that. Actually, there's reasons
you can't do that.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Oh so you want us to take the one with
your brilliant original idea that's also taken.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yes, so I have an idea. Here's an We're going
to call this thing bitch fight.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yes, I will say on no offense to anyone, gandhi
on on Andrew's behalf. We we did sort of say
after party is a good one. He checked for aftermath,
and for many reasons, we can't use aftermath. So there's
there's I believe.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Anything.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
What you smell like like a fireplace? How come do
you are you wearing a fireplace scent?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
I don't he smells like fire?
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Yeah, he smells like he's still like a cedar.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Smell my hand, you know why?
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Why?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (02:17):
So I have this thing.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
It's called the Ara Mini love it so much, but
it's this little infuser thing and I opened it yesterday
and all the oil dripped all over my hand.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Yes, yes, he smells like cedar like he's yeah, totally.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Smelled off, smell like Burger king.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
It's guys, guys, guys, guys, welcome to the After Party
podcast somewhere. You know, if you watch the podcast and
you can you see us all and you can't see
me today.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
My camera's not working. So Hi, I'm waving at you.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
You look fantastic, Thank you better than But Garrett is here,
and there's Scary and there's of course Gandhi, and there's Danielle,
and there's a straight in eight and Scotty b in
the house. Hey, so do you guys, just as little
gifts to give people? Do you ever give scratch off tickets?
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Never?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
I have done that before.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yes, my cousin every every every summer, my cousin Renee
has a pool party and everyone gets a scratch off.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
I do that. That's a nice little touch.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, okay, now we have to stop now it Scotty,
why do you never give a scratch off a stroke?
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Because if they win something, you're like, oh god damn it,
Like you don't give away your lot of winnings.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Way, So what you're saying, what you were saying, is
you want to give people losing tickets otherwise you get mad.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
He doesn't want to give anybody tickets. He wants to
win the moment. I don't, I I don't.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
That's one gift that I never give except to like
my parents or something like that. But you can't give
a ticket because if they win a million dollars, they're
not going to give you.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Half of it. And that's why, that's why I wanted
to bring this up.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
So a friend of mine gave another friend a scratch
off ticket and that friend won five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Wow, so we yeah, it's really good. It's not a million,
but whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
So we all sort of expected that they would share
a little bit of it.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Not at all, so not even.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Like a hundred or a throw nothing dinner.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
And we even we even sort of joking with this
friend that won the five thousand dollars, like, really, you
cheap ass, you really should fork over just a few
bucks or something by dinner.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
He's like, no, it was or no, no, no ticket.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
So you're not put in that position. You shouldn't have
to be in that position on either end. So don't
give Scotty.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Scotty, hold on, sorry, you give The whole point of
the scratch off lottery ticket is it could be a
big loser.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Or a big winner.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah, what if you gave someone a five thousand dollars ticket,
they want it.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
That's a good thing. They're going to love you for life.
That's a great gift.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
Can I tell you what I did one time?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
And this is horrible, Lord, what you fucked a teddy bear?
Speaker 6 (04:57):
Well that was under.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
So I bought a five dollars scratch off and I
gave it to my neighbor in his birthday card. But
what I did is I meticulously scratched off the barcode
and I scanned it first to see if it was
a winner. So most people don't know that you could
do that.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
You're an asshole, dick move So you gave I intentionally?
Speaker 6 (05:23):
I intentionally gave him a losing ticket.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Scotty explains a lot about your karma cloud.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
So much of this conversation it does.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Is absolutely right. Scotty. You should listen to her right now.
Tell him, tell him, get to Kim. He's in the
back row.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
You have to wasiste better for people? Man, be happy
for people. It's not all about you.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I get it.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
But that's just why I don't. I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I don't give it a wow. Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
That does say a lot about It's the karma cloud
is dark and evil.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Vast majority of those tickets are going to be losers.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
So you're essentially giving somebody nothing, right, pretty a chance.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
It's a chance.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
So the fat Scotty knowingly gave them nothing. Look, I
want you to win. I just don't want to be
the one that's final. It couldn't have been. I would
have just cashed and bought another loser. Can we talk
about what Lee did at our dinner by the.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Way we love?
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Oh yeah, Lee gave us each and Megan millions toick.
But he goes by the way I photographed them all
so if you win, I'll know.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
So Kay would have disclaimer that we will you know.
He applied that we would have to split with him, Scott.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
But yeah, but what he did though, he was very
clear in the very beginning, if someone wins, we all split.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
It is what he said. But when Scotty gave that
losing ticket to someone, there was no disclaimer. It was
like here here's as god he said, here's a piece
of ship.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
But even if Scotty did that to a guy's birthday
present and going, hey, by the way, if you win,
you got to give me some happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Here's a five dollars ticket. By the way, you lost.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Well, it's just uncomfort ball that you have to share
a prize.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
You shouldn't have to.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
If you give me a ticket, Oh my god, I won.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I shouldn't feel guilty. You some money. You should, you
should be.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Guilty, but you should feel like, wow, this person gave
me this ticket and I actually won. Like you should
feel a little gratitude or I want to give back.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
I get it. Look, if it was like a cash
for life, it was like thousand a week for life. Yeah,
I'm gonna kick you some money. But if it was
five grand like Elvis's friend.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
You wouldn't even take someone'll.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
Take them out for dinner, yes, but I'm not giving
you any cash at least something like a little sign
of appreciation.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
How would you feel, though, if you gave somebody a
ticket and it was two million dollars?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Like you, you basically just gave them two million dollars.
Would you feel how would you feel?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Daty do they have teeth? I would feel good about it.
I mean I would hope that they would maybe give
me a little something, but I would be I mean,
I guess you definitely. I mean you're not telling the
truth if you don't say you were a little disappointed,
because who wouldn't be a little disappointed? But you still
(07:58):
want to feel good for somebody.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
I mean I got anger when people win from the
store that I buy from, when they have a big
sign in the window we had a winner, I'm like,
I hate you some joy man.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
This is exact exactly what Gandhi is saying. You've gotta
wish happiness, even if they're strangers.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
You wish happiness for people, don't you? Don't you?
Speaker 6 (08:15):
I will try to do that in twenty twenty fold
a scratch off lottery ticket for everybody in this room
tomorrow except for That's fine.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I here'm the loser one no wait, speaks of the lottery.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
I heard the dumbest commercial, Like the whole commercial was
about how you shouldn't buy a lottery ticket for a
minor right, saying you can't because okay, so if you
buy your son or daughter a lottery ticket and they
or a scratch off and they win, you're gonna be
the one to turn it in, right, and you're gonna
be the one. So what a dumb ass commercial because it.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
Promotes gambling for promotes gambling for little kids.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Okay, but that's dumb, that's stupid. Scratch off is not
promoting gambling.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
And I agree with you, Danielle.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Next time I go to the casino, I'm going to
see fifteen thirteen, twelve year old sitting at the wheel
a fortune. Miss.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
I know, I'm talking about the lottery tickets or scratch off,
not talking about the casino they.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Can buy from the cooper runs the machines at the
shop right and buys tickets all the time they have
because they have.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
A good time scratching off and everything. Right, So I
don't understand I'm taking the ticket anyway. If they win,
that's done. I's a dumb ass commercial.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
And there you go, and.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
There you go kids, our very first after party. And
before we leave, can we talk about the bangs on
Straight Nate right now?
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Oh? Yeah, what is that? You like it? No? It's
my new look.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Anything you do always looks great, Nate, But as you know,
as you tell yourself every day night.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
You look like anyway a part of some shady community.
And I'm not sure which.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
One, some chromosomeal issue community. All right, Well, have a
beautiful day. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
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