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January 16, 2025 11 mins

Garrett scared Scotty B, hilarity ensued. You have to be cautious in these hallways!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Put your hands together, and we're going to start to
party party.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm running a party, the.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Elvis Durant after Party.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
It is the what is it called after party podcast?
It's Elvis Duran's after party. That Clock's rock and Eve.
He's dead, Yeah, but it's still Dick Clock's Rocking Eve
with Ryan Sea. So I've tried to die. You're still
gonna call it Elvis because that's a that's an after party.
We're all here. There's Scotty Bee over in the uh

(00:38):
Serial Killers podcast room area is right there. Here's a
Gandhi and there's Scary Hi, and there's Garrett and Danielle
and birthday boy Nate.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Birthday.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Of course, this is Thursday, January sixteenth, as we do this,
but tomorrow is your birthday.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
You'll be held, which is really not a year you
can celebrate. We've had this conversation to.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Celebrate every year, celebrate every breath.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Well, yeah, I should be doing that. We should all
be doing that.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
We should. It's a lot of cakes. Anyway, What is
the direction of today's podcast?

Speaker 1 (01:18):
First, I want to apologize to Scotty Bee.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
It's a good day to apologize. Let's do that, Okay,
who why are you apologizing to Scotti Bee?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
So this morning, everybody loves to scare Scotty Bee, and
I noticed he went into the bathroom, so I waited
by behind a wall, and as he was coming, I
didn't and I scared him. I didn't know he had
a hot cup of coffee in his hand. That hot
cup of coffee went all over our back office, all
over him, and not realizing that I possibly could have

(01:48):
burned him. So I'm sorry, Scotty.

Speaker 6 (01:51):
Yeah, I mean it would have been much worse if
I had third degree burns and I had to be
in the hospital right now. But since you know I'm not,
it's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
But you were you were in the back.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Did you bring that cup of coffe in the bathroom?

Speaker 6 (02:01):
I did, Actually, I know the other radio, you know what.
Somebody may have stirred it with something while I wasn't looking, okay.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Because I was sticking there, dick in your coffee.

Speaker 6 (02:12):
Our coffee maker was broken this morning, so I had
to go down to the Q and A four one
down there, so I had to make a pit stop
in the bathroom. So I just put it down and
then I was walking back and I got startled the
only thing that bothered me the most is that my
my Bucky's hoodie got stained. And you can't get that here.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Huh, you can't tell.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
But what we're hearing here is an apology. Garrett is apologizing.
What Garrett's actually doing is he's he wants everyone to
go see the video. Of course that's is doing very well.
People are people are watching this video.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
But but he was he was like, like you saw
it in his face, like it was funny at first,
and then he just he looked, he looked upset.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
What is the fascination with scaring the shit out of Scotti?

Speaker 6 (02:47):
So easy?

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Because Gandhi does it more than anyone.

Speaker 7 (02:49):
It's so easy, and he's so reactive. Nobody is as
reactive as him. I mean, people try to scare other
people around here all the time. We've gotten you a
couple of times, we've gotten Diamond, Andrew's kind of funny.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Scary is coming the other day, scary scary starting to
compete with Scotty though on being scared.

Speaker 8 (03:06):
But I'm always on guard. I'm always looking around corners
ahead of time. I'm anticipating it. But they did get me.

Speaker 7 (03:12):
Everyone's reactions are just great. Depending you and Nate usually
end it with a threat, you motherfucker, I'll kill you right.

Speaker 6 (03:18):
Well, Scotty is just so easily scared. Yeah, I'm just
very easily startled. There's nothing I can do about it.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
That's Diamond breaking into scare Scotty. Yeah. Remember I had
it was a brand new Mac desktop. Yep, the big monitor,
thousands of dollars. Oh yeah, Scotty got scared. He picked
it up and threw it against the wall. Who picks
things up and throws them against the wall and arms

(03:48):
flail and things happen.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
But no, we got the video and you grabbed it,
and I.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
Was still I was proven not guilty for that. You are, yes,
I was listen to the audio. Judge Crop said I
was not guilty.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
He didn't grab it, he hoisted into the air.

Speaker 6 (04:04):
But it still would not have happened if I wasn't scared,
just like it wouldn't get coffee everywhere.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Back to your childhood. To try to figure out when
all of this it's easily being easily startled started, I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (04:13):
Maybe it has to do with me, like being scared
of blood and stuff like that too. It might all
be all encomposition.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
You scream when you see blood. Yeah, okay, yeah, any
more apologies. I'm kind of liking the apology edition of
the podcast.

Speaker 8 (04:27):
During this I was looking around this entire room and
I cannot find one person to apologize to you.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
I'm like, did I wrong this person? Did I wrong
that person? The reason why because you go through life
oblivious things you do okay, even though you don't have
a bad bone in your body.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
By the way, what the hell why is the light
not on the camera?

Speaker 8 (04:45):
I'm just supposed to is it?

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Liam? What? It's not on your because the camera's not
on you right now?

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Am I am? I?

Speaker 4 (04:53):
It's not even on you when you're talk even That's
that's weird.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
I just recording.

Speaker 7 (04:57):
I apologize to the listeners for derailing.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
The entire conversation.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Because you're not getting the camera time that you know.
I just didn't know what's going on.

Speaker 8 (05:07):
I just I didn't know if this thing is on
or not.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
Scary you're on, You're on.

Speaker 8 (05:11):
So I don't I'm trying to figure out who I
would apologize to. Like I thought of everybody here, like
Diamond Andrew, everyone in the back. I feel like I'm
the only person here. That doesn't piss anyone off. And
I don't.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Know you do piss people off, but you don't know
you do it, okay, and you do it in the
nicest You never do it intentionally ever, So what have
I done?

Speaker 2 (05:31):
And just let me know?

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Sometimes you are so unaware of your surroundings that you know,
like you'll open door and walk open a door and
walk through it and it'll close like right on top
of the person behind you and you hit him in
the face and things like that. You don't know it.
You're unaware. You know what I'm saying, right?

Speaker 6 (05:48):
No?

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Yeah, but you mean to do you world?

Speaker 2 (05:50):
So what if I tell me what I did wrong?

Speaker 4 (05:52):
And I will apologize If there's a we have to
assign something wrong and I'd hate to do it. Maybe
sometimes you should be more aware of things around you.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Okay, we'll write it down next.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Don't change If you change it, we'd have nothing to
laugh at you if we're not only okay, not only
should we apologize during this podcast? How about a thank you?
Thank you to Scary for driving us home from Manchester.
Oh yeah, we actually he didn't find me a home,
but he drove me, you know, ten blocks from.

Speaker 7 (06:17):
Home, and he drove very well for Scary really only
because Elvis was surveillance. I had Andrew and I there
would have been when I was on the car and
he was like, Scary, tell everybody it's not me.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
I'm like, oh, why do you.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Drive safer if I'm in the car then when I'm not.

Speaker 8 (06:37):
I feel like I had to prove a point because
don is don tee it up, like Scary is the
worst driver.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
You don't want to get in.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
The car with this guy.

Speaker 8 (06:47):
And Andrew was backing her up and and I'm like,
you know.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
What, Daniel, yes, all of you.

Speaker 8 (06:54):
I just said, you know what, I'm going to drive like,
I'm going to show that I'm capable of driving normally.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
And I did, But that only admits that when they're
in the car, you don't drive normally.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Do you think Elvis is more precious cargo than they are?

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (07:08):
Sure, well, I mean he's my meal ticket.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Let's ship. I need a carew this.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Wagon.

Speaker 7 (07:21):
Nate.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
Of this being the eve of your birthday, you seem
very quiet, are you. I'm just thinking about twenty five
year old men.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
Yeah, I'm enjoying the conversation right now. Did you drive
like it was your grandmother sitting next to you with
a bowl of hot gravy on her lap.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
What do you know?

Speaker 4 (07:40):
That's how that sounds kind of that sounds pervy.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
No, that's how.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
That's the test, Grandma, hold this hot gravy. I'm gonna
see how I drive.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
That's the test of how you're supposed to drive. Uh,
you know you're imagining your grandmother's sitting there with a
pot of hot gravy is sitting on her lap. You
don't want to spill a drop on poor grandma? Is
this an eerie Pennsylvania things?

Speaker 7 (08:03):
Hell are you doing with hot gravy in your laugh?

Speaker 8 (08:05):
In my car?

Speaker 4 (08:06):
I don't even want grabbar.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Scotty wouldn't be able to hold the gravy.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Okay, let's talk about something else, something I also apologized
to Nate.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
I called the house this morning, so I thought he
was talking to somebody by by his desk and he
was opening on another box of cookies. But he made
it look like he was just talking to someone, and
I was like always talking to someone. He was sneakily
opening a box of cookies and then left him on someone.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Else's That wasn't very sneakily. I just don't care anymore.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
He didn't give a shit.

Speaker 7 (08:34):
He said he quit quitting.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
He's over it.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
You can't quit quitting when you didn't quit in the
first place.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
I was taking breaks, and then I realized.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Also, I noticed you. You're eating those those buttery short
bread cookies, the ones that are always at the checkout
counter at home Goods. You know, they always important cookies
for the checkout counter at home Goods. I don't know why,
but there's like three different boxes opened at the same time,
and you're in all three of them.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
There is ginger short bread. There was a vanilla short bread. Yeah,
I won't try that one, but yeah, it's a problem.
I have to address this at some point. I'm hoping I,
you know, get stuck on a deserted island somewhere where
there's no.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Sugar, and maybe I'll be okay.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
I think we've all given up trying to keep you
for eating sugar.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yeah, yeah, that's done. Wait till tomorrow for you, but.

Speaker 7 (09:24):
Die immediately on a deserted island. He's the only one
of us who goes out in full head to toe
coverage if their sun around because this man burns immediately.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Precious Cargo here look at that.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
All right?

Speaker 6 (09:38):
Well, well I know it was the left side of
My body is hurting now, my heart hurts, and my
my no in my and my hand is I'm.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Gonna trying to scare you. Why why are you going
through some sort of stroke situation?

Speaker 6 (09:50):
Yes, I think I am from that. If that's scared,
I get it. Really it hurts my body.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Now, Nay, you've had several strokes, not doesn't feel like that.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
You won't know it's happening until it happened.

Speaker 7 (10:01):
The other day, we were sitting in Diamond studio. Scotty's
at the door, Diamond's in her seat. I was right
next to her as we're talking. I just said, ah,
Scotty jumped so high, and he's oh.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
My little noise.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yes, my neck hurt.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Remember when you wrote on him in sharpie because we
were pretending he was getting a tattoo. And he's called
you that night. I think I've got Blais that egg poison.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
He said that.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
We know we called it, Ghani said.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Gandhi said, I guarantee I get a text or call
from him tonight, saying something like his arms falling over that.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Are you still going?

Speaker 4 (10:40):
You're not? I might.

Speaker 6 (10:41):
You're not supposed to have sharpie on your arm.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
I never heard that. But also I never heard that either.
Scotty is such a condriac. He he feels like a
loser when he's not feeling symptoms of some sickness.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Whatever.

Speaker 6 (10:54):
I'll send you all a picture from the hospital with
the ivy later.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
Oh all right, we've talked about absolutely nothing. Is this?
What is this? What an after party is about? All
the parties that were sorry about party?

Speaker 3 (11:07):
It's about like dumb ass ship.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Lets rename the podcast dumbashi. All right, we gotta get
your everyone say goodbye bye. Everyone waving goodbye, everyone waving goodbye.
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