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Morning Show. Welcome to the fifteen Minute Morning Show Podcast.
It's a fifty minute morning show and it's a podcast.
Therefore we called it the fifteen Minute Morning Show Podcasts.
The Friday edition, Elvis Duran's sitting in today with Bethany,
(01:35):
and there's Scary, and there's Brody, and there's Garrett and
Danielle and straight Nate, who's very drunk straight night from
last night. Still drunk. I mean it's already ten am
on Friday as we do this podcast, and you are
still drunk from last night. The hangover slowly starting to
kick in, right. You look like you're fading. I was
(01:57):
definitely drunk when I came into work this morning. You
were of I can around two or three. He's got
lost to do. He's got a lot of a lot
of work for the man. You're starting to sound like
the women you date though dead. Oh my god. So yeah.
We went to the City of Hope wine dinner last night.
It's every year and every year we get blasted, totally
(02:19):
ship faced. Last night, for once, I actually showed some
restraint and I didn't I didn't give last I had
three classes of wine, which for me actually gets me toasty.
But I wasn't like my typical you know, And so
last night I did great. I didn't have cocktails before
the wine. I just I was. I was a good boy.
I went home early. I did the Irish exit before
everyone else left. I was very proud of you, Elvi was.
(02:41):
I gotta say it was weird. I'm going out again tonight,
So I mean, it's it's been every night this week.
But did you notice anything about them all? Because you
weren't drinking as much as as scary and innate work. No,
I don't. I don't monitor people's drinking, but let's talk
about that. You know what, look straight and Nate, we
know that you're you're hurting today and we're here to
take care of you and very comforting. And you guys,
(03:01):
you guys always take care of me when I stumble
in here, which is from time to time on festive occasions.
It was a while, but you know what you asked
an interesting question. Did I notice, Garrett that they were
drinking a lot? And I said, I don't monitor people's drinking,
but there are people who keep an eye on you
when you drink. Have you ever been out with a
friend who says, oh, you're gonna have another one, or
(03:23):
you're gonna have a and they count your straws and
stuff like that. Yeah, that's when that That is the
last time I hang out with that person. Not because
I drink a lot, I really actually really don't. But
I don't like someone who tells me what I can
and cannot put in my mouth. Yeah, that's a good
(03:44):
I mean anyone else, I mean does everyone? You know?
Danielle used to be very guilty at you know, if
someone was on a diet or something should go. You're
really going to eat that, Danielle. You yell at me
when I drink sugar free bread ball. Well, that's because
it's not the best thing for you. Well not a
lot of my kids threw me under the bus when
we were in Universal Orlando. People going around telling people
(04:06):
my mom likes to drink. She drinks wine a lot.
Mommy is not a lush They're like, yeah, but you
like that glass of wine. Mom, Wait till they can drink,
they'll be drinking too. Yeah, well you said that. Sometimes
people count how many drinks you have because they want
you to not drink as much. Scary did the opposite
to me last night? What are you doing to you? Guys?
Know him on pain meds, right, so you shouldn't be
(04:28):
doing that. And I don't drink. But every time, because
it was a wine dinner, they were like seven or
eight different glasses of wine that the waiter would the
summer right we're saying right, would come over and say, oh,
you have to try the savignon blanc. And Scary I
was sitting next to me, go, bro you gotta try
to saving blank. It's great, it's great. I'm not drinking,
but you gotta have something. And that's the thing it was,
it's for free. I mean it's like you're not listening.
(04:50):
He's on pain killers, he's in he has to drive
his car, and you're asking him to drink. See, this
is the thing about Scary. Scary doesn't he never really
puts himself in to anyone else's place. Like the other day,
Brody has one arm in a cast, so the other
day tell the story about what Scary did. Scary's like,
don't you know what? Still doesn't know what he did.
Today Scary was walking towards the studio, directly at the door.
(05:12):
He was maybe thirty feet away and I'm coming out
of the studio holding my laptop under my good arm
and trying to pry the door up and with my
foot and I'm planking, you know, into the door. Scary
looks at me and then makes it right and goes
into another studio. You could have easily, you could have
easily just opened the door for your That's just me
being aloof it is luke Swedish for asshole. That would
(05:36):
you know there was I was being absent minded. I'm
sorry I didn't realize. I didn't. I don't want to
turn this into a scary beating contest, but saying, but
I am saying, it's good to try to be empathetic.
It's good to try to be you know, try to
look at life from other people's point of view. Sometimes,
for instance, the guy on painkillers and you're trying to
get him drunk. I do my favorite line of the night.
(05:58):
He looked at me towards and he goes, bro seriously, Well,
we were drinking lots of great I mean they do.
They are enablers there. I mean it's like eight glasses
on the table and I'm like, I need to fill
every single one of these. Can say no, just because
it's free. It's not like your last day on earth.
There's there's always wine tomorrow. Scary, I know, but there's
(06:19):
such a plethora of it. It's that's why I don't
go to Buffet's anymore, because if the food is unlimited
and I just don't know what they went to stop up.
We had a dog who we could not we could
not leave food out anywhere because she would eat so
much she would make herself sick. She had no ability
(06:39):
to know when to stop them. And my mom made
fresh pasta, so it was raw, and it was sitting
out on the countertop, and my dog went up onto
the counter and ate it all, and it expanded in
her belly, and she sat at the top of the
stairs round as could be because she never knew when
(07:03):
to stop. Pasta not good for dogs. What kind of
pasta was? So anyway, so this wine dinner last night,
were drinking on this wine. And it's a lot of
people I've known in this industry, radio and music for
since I was a kid. So there's really no time
to sit down and eat. Everyone else was eating at
the table. But every time, every time I was sitting
(07:24):
down and put the fork into the short rib and
I'm like, oh, and and people at the table you
saw rolling. I was go, oh god, I'm never gonna eat.
So I'd stand up and hug them, and they're all
great to see. So by the time everyone else's plate
was cleared, mind still filled with food and I had
one bite the whole night. Well, it's a good diet though.
You know, you go to a place you know a
lot of people and you don't eat much because they're
(07:45):
all sane idea. But our friend Alyssa Pollock raised so
much money for City of Hope last night. It was fantastic.
We're so proud of her. It's like the rule of
thumb though, like before you go to an event, and
everybody has work events they have to go to, whether
it's just like the Christmas party every year or something,
you know, some event that evening. Uh eat before you go.
(08:07):
You just have to eat before you got helps. Heokes
it up. Then I'll eat twice, but you so I
better not eat, and I don't eat beforehand because I
know I'm gonna eat when I get That's okay. Next
January go back to Dr Fatlaw. I was like, oh,
there's a cheeseboard, and then I walked to the other
end of the room and I'm like, oh, there's a
(08:28):
cheeseboard that was so so straightening. So you guys left
before I did, and I left early, so you guys
directly went directly to another bar. I did the pre
emptive Irish exit. We went to another bar, and then
we just kept drinking, and uh. I started the night
because there was a cocktail hour before the wine tasting,
(08:50):
and I was double fisting Jamison and Ginger's. We'll see
you can't. You can't go to the bar before the
wine dinner, especially if you're going from liquor to wine
and back to liquor afterwards. I've done it. We shouldn't.
So we were drinking and then we started ordering thanks
to you all of this great whiskey and thanks to me.
(09:12):
I wasn't there. No thanks to you in introducing us
to whiskey that wait about. But but now you make
it sound like it's my fault that you're drinking. It's
not fault. I think it's a great thing. It was
great whiskey. But the problem is we did it reverse.
We started with like the cheaper stuff, and then I
started seeing the bottles that you had had at your
Whiskey Tasty, I'm like, oh, let's try that, and it's
(09:34):
pretty expensive. Whistle Pig. Whistle Pig it was. I've never
paid thirty dollars for a cocktail. I got a thirty
dollar drink. Did they give you the bottle for them? No?
But I got this drink and I'm assuming it was good,
but I couldn't tell because I was so drunk by
that point I could have been drinking fireball. Did you
(09:56):
get any Pappy van winkles? I looked for the Pappy
van Winkle. I couldn't. You don't find You don't need
Happy Van Winkle unless someone else is buying Happy von Winkle.
Van Winkle is just a it's a it's a great whiskey,
but you're you're paan too much. That makes me go
rip van Winkle's Van Winkle is roughly a hundred dollars glass,
and it's like whiskey whis Whiskey Special. It's good, but
(10:21):
it's been marketed to the point where you you pay
a premium project it's hard to find, so when you
find it, it is good, but it is scary scary.
Now every friend has a scary in their circle of friends,
the one that has to be doing what's in drinking,
what's expensive? Going to clubs that don't want you there.
(10:44):
I want to I want to taste the taste of
the rich people that they taste. I don't. I don't
get to do that. But you see, but listen to
what you're doing. Do you want to taste what the
rich people are drinking? When? Why don't you say this?
Why don't you think this way? I think I need
to drink this whiskey and see how rate it is.
But to you, you want to drink it because the
rich people drink it. Curious, that's two different. I want
(11:04):
to know why this bottle that Bethany is looking out
on her computer right now is two thousand two. There's
a curiosity factory. Will it taste better than the other
these other whis That's a legitimate reason to want to
drink it, but not because rich people drink it. This
is a bottle of Pappy and the website says buy
in bulk and save. You can save forty dollars if
(11:26):
you buy buy a case of Peppy. It's true, though,
I always want to be where there's that you know, like, yeah,
why are there so many people that are trying to
get in there? Why is everybody trying to get in
this restaurant? Why is trying everyone trying to get there?
Must be some great things? And the difference between you
and me is I go the other way. If I
see a line, I don't want to Who's with me? Who? Okay?
(11:46):
Who would rather like? Who is curious and wants to
find out what's behind the velvet rope when there's a
line around the block? Versus when you see that, you
would rather be at the opposite of that. That's okay,
Who's Who's with me? Who wants to go to the
place that has no line whatsoever? I think for the
most part, but every so often I understand where scary
is coming from, because you are curious from time to time,
(12:06):
but not as much as scary as for me to
know what's going What's so special about that place? I
just know? But I'm not going to stand in the line.
I guess I think I'm not curious anymore because we've
seen it. We've all been there. You've been there, scary
right now, what's going to be different in the next one? Well,
it goes to the same for the whiskey. That's all
I'm telling you. That's how I feel. I feel that
I want to get inside that bottle. Tasting. Tasting a
(12:27):
whiskey versus going to a club is, you know, two
different things. I love you, Scary, I'm gonna get you
a bottle of Peppy ven Winkle. If you get him
a bottle of Peppy man Winkle, He's I'm gonna buy
him Bolk Costco sell Pappy. I'm sure they do. So
how are you feeling now, Nate? I need a nap.
(12:47):
I'm exhausted right now. I don't I later when I
go to bed. But I honestly don't know what's happened
in the last twelve minutes. I don't I don't know
what we've telling I'm not going out tonight. Uh yeah me.
Tools you mentioned you did an Irish exit where you
left early and they left early to go drinking, so
you guys weren't there. Scary was trying to be very responsible.
(13:08):
Said good night to everybody. Now, if you remember, it
was a long L shaped room. Our table was at
the top of the L part, the straight part, and
uh he said good night, and I hung around like
a half hour later, and I started to leave. Scary
was still saying goodbye a half hour later. The nights
right at the point where the long end met the
short end of the room on the l and he
(13:29):
was not even close to leaving. The reason he does
that is because he doesn't want the big wigs to
not see him before. That's not true. It's no, it's
no CD thing. I have to I'm the good night guy.
I have to say good night. If you have a
hundred people there, if you have time to say good night,
it is a great thing to do. But he wanted
to go home. You will be excused. I understand. Did
I just think l a read I said good night.
(13:51):
Lad saw me in the elevator, gave us a bot.
We ran. We ran into a shanty and her mom
last night. And they are still such beautiful women. They
are just so sweet and so oh. I love them.
I want I want to move in with them, with
STI and her mom. And I looked at a shanty.
She was dressed so beautifully. At her mom. I looked
at a shanty, said girl, I almost wore that same dress.
(14:11):
That would have been a bitch fight. I love her.
When someone's been in the industry for so long like
a shanty has and they're still nice. Yeah, she's great,
her mom and tremendous. I did not see jobs. Who
sat with us last night was our new friend Leon
Else who performed on our show Thursday. Uh. He and
(14:33):
his really good friend Nick were there and they were
just a lot of fun. Did he get wasted because
he looks like a party He has a party, but
now he didn't. He didn't look wasted. He was worried
because he had he had to fly this morning and
he didn't want to be wasted on the plane. He's
a pilot. I'm kidding to come with us to Mexico though,
because he says we'll have so much fun if we go.
I have partied with him and he is a little crazy,
(14:54):
but I mean he's no crazier than we are. We're
all all of us together. Is kind of nut. Did
he come in to Mexico with us? Oh? Would you
wake up? Speaking of pilots, it's a good thing Nate's
not a pilot and come to work drunk. We have
a little less than a minute. What do you guys
want to get out of your out of your system?
Before we get out of here. No, I'm really glad
this minute is gonna go by. I've had to go
to the bathroom since roughly nine fifteen. Scary press on
(15:16):
her abdom. Nate has a lot to get out of
his system, right, I haven't thrown up in uh fourteen years?
Are you gonna flow? Today? Is today? Today? You're gonna
toss your cookies. The last time I purged was Cafe
Patron did it? How long ago was that city? And
I never touched it again? Seven years ago, never touched
(15:36):
it again. Beat you by five years. I just got
the weirdest text from Bobby Flay. What was that? I
think he's sending a text to someone else? Alright, to
be continued. We'll talk about this on the show. We'll
talk about this on the show Monday. I guess I
don't know what you'll find out Monday, The fifteen Minute
(15:58):
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Morning Show. Welcome to the fifteen Minute Morning Show Podcast.
It's a fifty minute morning show and it's a podcast.
Therefore we called it the fifteen Minute Morning Show Podcasts.
The Friday edition, Elvis Duran's sitting in today with Bethany,
(01:35):
and there's Scary, and there's Brody, and there's Garrett and
Danielle and straight Nate, who's very drunk straight night from
last night. Still drunk. I mean it's already ten am
on Friday as we do this podcast, and you are
still drunk from last night. The hangover slowly starting to
kick in, right. You look like you're fading. I was
(01:57):
definitely drunk when I came into work this morning. You
were of I can around two or three. He's got
lost to do. He's got a lot of a lot
of work for the man. You're starting to sound like
the women you date though dead. Oh my god. So yeah.
We went to the City of Hope wine dinner last night.
It's every year and every year we get blasted, totally
(02:19):
ship faced. Last night, for once, I actually showed some
restraint and I didn't I didn't give last I had
three classes of wine, which for me actually gets me toasty.
But I wasn't like my typical you know, And so
last night I did great. I didn't have cocktails before
the wine. I just I was. I was a good boy.
I went home early. I did the Irish exit before
everyone else left. I was very proud of you, Elvi was.
(02:41):
I gotta say it was weird. I'm going out again tonight,
So I mean, it's it's been every night this week.
But did you notice anything about them all? Because you
weren't drinking as much as as scary and innate work. No,
I don't. I don't monitor people's drinking, but let's talk
about that. You know what, look straight and Nate, we
know that you're you're hurting today and we're here to
take care of you and very comforting. And you guys,
(03:01):
you guys always take care of me when I stumble
in here, which is from time to time on festive occasions.
It was a while, but you know what you asked
an interesting question. Did I notice, Garrett that they were
drinking a lot? And I said, I don't monitor people's drinking,
but there are people who keep an eye on you
when you drink. Have you ever been out with a
friend who says, oh, you're gonna have another one, or
(03:23):
you're gonna have a and they count your straws and
stuff like that. Yeah, that's when that That is the
last time I hang out with that person. Not because
I drink a lot, I really actually really don't. But
I don't like someone who tells me what I can
and cannot put in my mouth. Yeah, that's a good
(03:44):
I mean anyone else, I mean does everyone? You know?
Danielle used to be very guilty at you know, if
someone was on a diet or something should go. You're
really going to eat that, Danielle. You yell at me
when I drink sugar free bread ball. Well, that's because
it's not the best thing for you. Well not a
lot of my kids threw me under the bus when
we were in Universal Orlando. People going around telling people
(04:06):
my mom likes to drink. She drinks wine a lot.
Mommy is not a lush They're like, yeah, but you
like that glass of wine. Mom, Wait till they can drink,
they'll be drinking too. Yeah, well you said that. Sometimes
people count how many drinks you have because they want
you to not drink as much. Scary did the opposite
to me last night? What are you doing to you? Guys?
Know him on pain meds, right, so you shouldn't be
(04:28):
doing that. And I don't drink. But every time, because
it was a wine dinner, they were like seven or
eight different glasses of wine that the waiter would the
summer right we're saying right, would come over and say, oh,
you have to try the savignon blanc. And Scary I
was sitting next to me, go, bro you gotta try
to saving blank. It's great, it's great. I'm not drinking,
but you gotta have something. And that's the thing it was,
it's for free. I mean it's like you're not listening.
(04:50):
He's on pain killers, he's in he has to drive
his car, and you're asking him to drink. See, this
is the thing about Scary. Scary doesn't he never really
puts himself in to anyone else's place. Like the other day,
Brody has one arm in a cast, so the other
day tell the story about what Scary did. Scary's like,
don't you know what? Still doesn't know what he did.
Today Scary was walking towards the studio, directly at the door.
(05:12):
He was maybe thirty feet away and I'm coming out
of the studio holding my laptop under my good arm
and trying to pry the door up and with my
foot and I'm planking, you know, into the door. Scary
looks at me and then makes it right and goes
into another studio. You could have easily, you could have
easily just opened the door for your That's just me
being aloof it is luke Swedish for asshole. That would
(05:36):
you know there was I was being absent minded. I'm
sorry I didn't realize. I didn't. I don't want to
turn this into a scary beating contest, but saying, but
I am saying, it's good to try to be empathetic.
It's good to try to be you know, try to
look at life from other people's point of view. Sometimes,
for instance, the guy on painkillers and you're trying to
get him drunk. I do my favorite line of the night.
(05:58):
He looked at me towards and he goes, bro seriously, Well,
we were drinking lots of great I mean they do.
They are enablers there. I mean it's like eight glasses
on the table and I'm like, I need to fill
every single one of these. Can say no, just because
it's free. It's not like your last day on earth.
There's there's always wine tomorrow. Scary, I know, but there's
(06:19):
such a plethora of it. It's that's why I don't
go to Buffet's anymore, because if the food is unlimited
and I just don't know what they went to stop up.
We had a dog who we could not we could
not leave food out anywhere because she would eat so
much she would make herself sick. She had no ability
(06:39):
to know when to stop them. And my mom made
fresh pasta, so it was raw, and it was sitting
out on the countertop, and my dog went up onto
the counter and ate it all, and it expanded in
her belly, and she sat at the top of the
stairs round as could be because she never knew when
(07:03):
to stop. Pasta not good for dogs. What kind of
pasta was? So anyway, so this wine dinner last night,
were drinking on this wine. And it's a lot of
people I've known in this industry, radio and music for
since I was a kid. So there's really no time
to sit down and eat. Everyone else was eating at
the table. But every time, every time I was sitting
(07:24):
down and put the fork into the short rib and
I'm like, oh, and and people at the table you
saw rolling. I was go, oh god, I'm never gonna eat.
So I'd stand up and hug them, and they're all
great to see. So by the time everyone else's plate
was cleared, mind still filled with food and I had
one bite the whole night. Well, it's a good diet though.
You know, you go to a place you know a
lot of people and you don't eat much because they're
(07:45):
all sane idea. But our friend Alyssa Pollock raised so
much money for City of Hope last night. It was fantastic.
We're so proud of her. It's like the rule of
thumb though, like before you go to an event, and
everybody has work events they have to go to, whether
it's just like the Christmas party every year or something,
you know, some event that evening. Uh eat before you go.
(08:07):
You just have to eat before you got helps. Heokes
it up. Then I'll eat twice, but you so I
better not eat, and I don't eat beforehand because I
know I'm gonna eat when I get That's okay. Next
January go back to Dr Fatlaw. I was like, oh,
there's a cheeseboard, and then I walked to the other
end of the room and I'm like, oh, there's a
(08:28):
cheeseboard that was so so straightening. So you guys left
before I did, and I left early, so you guys
directly went directly to another bar. I did the pre
emptive Irish exit. We went to another bar, and then
we just kept drinking, and uh. I started the night
because there was a cocktail hour before the wine tasting,
(08:50):
and I was double fisting Jamison and Ginger's. We'll see
you can't. You can't go to the bar before the
wine dinner, especially if you're going from liquor to wine
and back to liquor afterwards. I've done it. We shouldn't.
So we were drinking and then we started ordering thanks
to you all of this great whiskey and thanks to me.
(09:12):
I wasn't there. No thanks to you in introducing us
to whiskey that wait about. But but now you make
it sound like it's my fault that you're drinking. It's
not fault. I think it's a great thing. It was
great whiskey. But the problem is we did it reverse.
We started with like the cheaper stuff, and then I
started seeing the bottles that you had had at your
Whiskey Tasty, I'm like, oh, let's try that, and it's
(09:34):
pretty expensive. Whistle Pig. Whistle Pig it was. I've never
paid thirty dollars for a cocktail. I got a thirty
dollar drink. Did they give you the bottle for them? No?
But I got this drink and I'm assuming it was good,
but I couldn't tell because I was so drunk by
that point I could have been drinking fireball. Did you
(09:56):
get any Pappy van winkles? I looked for the Pappy
van Winkle. I couldn't. You don't find You don't need
Happy Van Winkle unless someone else is buying Happy von Winkle.
Van Winkle is just a it's a it's a great whiskey,
but you're you're paan too much. That makes me go
rip van Winkle's Van Winkle is roughly a hundred dollars glass,
and it's like whiskey whis Whiskey Special. It's good, but
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it's been marketed to the point where you you pay
a premium project it's hard to find, so when you
find it, it is good, but it is scary scary.
Now every friend has a scary in their circle of friends,
the one that has to be doing what's in drinking,
what's expensive? Going to clubs that don't want you there.
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I want to I want to taste the taste of
the rich people that they taste. I don't. I don't
get to do that. But you see, but listen to
what you're doing. Do you want to taste what the
rich people are drinking? When? Why don't you say this?
Why don't you think this way? I think I need
to drink this whiskey and see how rate it is.
But to you, you want to drink it because the
rich people drink it. Curious, that's two different. I want
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to know why this bottle that Bethany is looking out
on her computer right now is two thousand two. There's
a curiosity factory. Will it taste better than the other
these other whis That's a legitimate reason to want to
drink it, but not because rich people drink it. This
is a bottle of Pappy and the website says buy
in bulk and save. You can save forty dollars if
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you buy buy a case of Peppy. It's true, though,
I always want to be where there's that you know, like, yeah,
why are there so many people that are trying to
get in there? Why is everybody trying to get in
this restaurant? Why is trying everyone trying to get there?
Must be some great things? And the difference between you
and me is I go the other way. If I
see a line, I don't want to Who's with me? Who? Okay?
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Who would rather like? Who is curious and wants to
find out what's behind the velvet rope when there's a
line around the block? Versus when you see that, you
would rather be at the opposite of that. That's okay,
Who's Who's with me? Who wants to go to the
place that has no line whatsoever? I think for the
most part, but every so often I understand where scary
is coming from, because you are curious from time to time,
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but not as much as scary as for me to
know what's going What's so special about that place? I
just know? But I'm not going to stand in the line.
I guess I think I'm not curious anymore because we've
seen it. We've all been there. You've been there, scary
right now, what's going to be different in the next one? Well,
it goes to the same for the whiskey. That's all
I'm telling you. That's how I feel. I feel that
I want to get inside that bottle. Tasting. Tasting a
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whiskey versus going to a club is, you know, two
different things. I love you, Scary, I'm gonna get you
a bottle of Peppy ven Winkle. If you get him
a bottle of Peppy man Winkle, He's I'm gonna buy
him Bolk Costco sell Pappy. I'm sure they do. So
how are you feeling now, Nate? I need a nap.
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I'm exhausted right now. I don't I later when I
go to bed. But I honestly don't know what's happened
in the last twelve minutes. I don't I don't know
what we've telling I'm not going out tonight. Uh yeah me.
Tools you mentioned you did an Irish exit where you
left early and they left early to go drinking, so
you guys weren't there. Scary was trying to be very responsible.
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Said good night to everybody. Now, if you remember, it
was a long L shaped room. Our table was at
the top of the L part, the straight part, and
uh he said good night, and I hung around like
a half hour later, and I started to leave. Scary
was still saying goodbye a half hour later. The nights
right at the point where the long end met the
short end of the room on the l and he
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was not even close to leaving. The reason he does
that is because he doesn't want the big wigs to
not see him before. That's not true. It's no, it's
no CD thing. I have to I'm the good night guy.
I have to say good night. If you have a
hundred people there, if you have time to say good night,
it is a great thing to do. But he wanted
to go home. You will be excused. I understand. Did
I just think l a read I said good night.
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Lad saw me in the elevator, gave us a bot.
We ran. We ran into a shanty and her mom
last night. And they are still such beautiful women. They
are just so sweet and so oh. I love them.
I want I want to move in with them, with
STI and her mom. And I looked at a shanty.
She was dressed so beautifully. At her mom. I looked
at a shanty, said girl, I almost wore that same dress.
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That would have been a bitch fight. I love her.
When someone's been in the industry for so long like
a shanty has and they're still nice. Yeah, she's great,
her mom and tremendous. I did not see jobs. Who
sat with us last night was our new friend Leon
Else who performed on our show Thursday. Uh. He and
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his really good friend Nick were there and they were
just a lot of fun. Did he get wasted because
he looks like a party He has a party, but
now he didn't. He didn't look wasted. He was worried
because he had he had to fly this morning and
he didn't want to be wasted on the plane. He's
a pilot. I'm kidding to come with us to Mexico though,
because he says we'll have so much fun if we go.
I have partied with him and he is a little crazy,
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but I mean he's no crazier than we are. We're
all all of us together. Is kind of nut. Did
he come in to Mexico with us? Oh? Would you
wake up? Speaking of pilots, it's a good thing Nate's
not a pilot and come to work drunk. We have
a little less than a minute. What do you guys
want to get out of your out of your system?
Before we get out of here. No, I'm really glad
this minute is gonna go by. I've had to go
to the bathroom since roughly nine fifteen. Scary press on
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her abdom. Nate has a lot to get out of
his system, right, I haven't thrown up in uh fourteen years?
Are you gonna flow? Today? Is today? Today? You're gonna
toss your cookies. The last time I purged was Cafe
Patron did it? How long ago was that city? And
I never touched it again? Seven years ago, never touched
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it again. Beat you by five years. I just got
the weirdest text from Bobby Flay. What was that? I
think he's sending a text to someone else? Alright, to
be continued. We'll talk about this on the show. We'll
talk about this on the show Monday. I guess I
don't know what you'll find out Monday, The fifteen Minute
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