April 5, 2017 • 16 mins
We get to catch up with our 'Coupon King', Scotty B.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fifteen minute morning show podcast coming up, but we got
to talk about Blue Apron. Thanks to Blue Apron. The
next fifteen minutes around them. Every Wednesday, my Blue Apron
box arrives full of fresh produce, all measured out so
I don't have any waste when I cook these meals
that their chefs come up with. They give you this
easy to read card with every meal, and every meal
is under ten dollars if you actually learn how to
(00:22):
cook from them. And like I said, they're ingredients are
from right up the street. They're all from farms in
your region. It's affordable, like I said, less than ten
dollars per meal. Lots of varieties, new recipes every week.
They're flexible with what you want. If you don't want fish,
they won't send fish. If you need to take off
a week or two or the three or four days,
just do it. They don't charge you, and guaranteed freshness
every single meal. They do the heavy lifting, They do
(00:44):
all the shopping, and like I said, they don't give
you too much food seed to waste. Any food. You
just chop it, saute it, and eat it. It's so delicious.
Check out this week's menu. Get your first three meals
for free and free shipping by going to blue Apron
dot com slash fifteen as in fifteen minute Morning Show
Blue a Britain dot com slash What would you talk
(01:05):
about on your on your podcast firms morning show? Yeah,
we're back again. I'm gonna start a discovery show. Where
does everyone go after the show? Yeah? I think people
(01:28):
listening to this podcast need to know that when you
hear us, whether you hear on the podcast, we're the
ones that stayed. Yeah, because you know, and by the way,
it's scary Brody and Garrett. We were featured on up
Hip podcast not too long ago, like three episodes ago. Well,
just the three of us in the freaking studio. Yeah.
But what do people not care? No? I think they
can care, but they don't care enough to be here. No, No,
(01:51):
that's not it. They just have a lot of important
things to do. But sometimes seven of them all have
something important on the same is blowing up right now
with things that I need to do. I have deals
to close, I have stuff to record, I have meetings
to go to. No, I have to attempt a phone tap. Hello,
I've got a priorities too, But you know what my
(02:11):
number one priority is being here for podcast listen. I'm
with you, except in fairness, the listeners know you and
I were not on the Monday podcast because at ten
o'clock on the Dot we ran out of here and
went to the Mad game. That that that that leave
it at that. Granted, every once in a while, it's okay,
once in a year, yea, on opening Day, that's our day. Everyone,
(02:33):
It's been our day since the beginning of time. Absolutely day.
That's a thing. Everyone has a thing. It's a thing.
It's a thing. Right, So we weren't here for that day,
and they'll be futured podcast. But here's the funny thing.
So when after we were done recording this podcast and
we might run into someone that from the show that
might should have been in here, they'll go, oh, you
did the podcast, like like as if we're doing it
(02:55):
for the first time ever. We do at the same
time every day, Monday to Friday. So you did the
pot podcast. I didn't know you guys recorded at ten o'clock.
It's a surprise show. I don't know where anybody is.
We don't know if anyone's gonna trickle in through it.
The recording light is on, right now so people know
we're recording this podcast and if they stopped by the studio,
(03:18):
they'll see it and hopefully they'll they'll join us. I
don't know where the girls are. Very guy podcast. You
know what a lot of people have broken off to
do their own podcast, which is great. We all do
our own podcast. You do the Affair Show, Garrett does
Celebrity buzz, I do Walkers and Talkers. Eighty four minutes,
by the way, went up today, huge long season finale podcast. Um,
but but we don't just podcast I have recorded with
(03:39):
the off air show was seventy eight minutes. Yeah, we
did eighty four minutes yesterday because it's the season finale.
The Walking Dead was an hour and a half. A
lot to talk about. These are all on I Heart Radio.
As you know. Oh he's Scotty rarely. He's coming in
m v P. I don't know where guest guest Nate
asked me to come in. You need to see team
I guess because nobody's here. A pinch hit her off
the bench, so team left and VP means most Valuable
(04:01):
players into sports you wrote You wrote one article for
The Penny Saver when you were in second grade. Why
do you have to rip on me for that because
it's still funny and you have it framed in your house.
So Scotty B is our coupon cutter here at the
radio station and so cheap and tawdry. Well, I will
say one thing you were. You were featured on an
episode of Extreme Coupon in There is an episode out there.
(04:26):
I'm sure it's all available on demand. One episode the finale, Yes,
and Scotty B is featured and you will see him
and his garage. He had shelving, permanent shelving built in
his garage where he collects months and years worth of product.
He doesn't collect stocks that so we can buy him bulk.
But no, it's like your costco when you open up
(04:47):
your garage. Well it's good because that way my wife
never has to go to the store. You know, I
don't want her going there anyway, so let her just
go in the book. It's not fascinating though, this episode
that you have to see these guys. He buys like
three worth the merchandise for a dollar. But here's the thing.
You know that TV show like Law and Order and
you've only seen one episode. Whenever you turn the TV
on that episodes on Extreme Couponing. Somewhere in the world,
(05:10):
you turn on your TV and that's the episode. I
was on a cruise in the Mediterranean, right, we just
left Italy. We're going across the Spain. And there's like
six channels in the room, and three of them Retalian
and two of them are Spanish, and uh, one of
them is in English. And what's on Extreme Couponing. I'm
watching Scotty be and his then pregnant wife shopping on
in the middle of the Mediterranean. It is the most
(05:33):
rerun episode of the entire series. Explain, explain to everyone
what what was going on in that episode? What? What
do they show? But how do you describe what you
have going on in your in your garage? Well, I
mean that's that's my stockpile. That's what us crazy coupons
call where we keep all our stuff. I mean stuff
that doesn't go bad. Right, I don't. I don't buy perishables.
(05:54):
I mean I only have one refrigerator, so I can't.
I can't buy perishables. But I mean if I can
get a giant package of toilet paper for fifty cents,
why won't I look at all the cereal I bring
in here. You know that every one of those boxes
of cereal costs me no more than fifty cents, and
they're like five dollars. How do you find that kind
of Why did I chip in five dollars if you're
paying fifty cents? That was for the milk that I
(06:14):
can't get on Okay, Well, how do you get I
mean because either on sale, but you got a coupon
that doubles. I mean, there's there's a whole bunch of
variables that come into places. Three bates you share. Okay,
So so that that's why you have the stockpile exactly
because you you you figure, hey, bounty paper towels, eventually
when you need them, they're not gonna go bad. There's
no expiration date on them. So I'm just gonna buy
(06:35):
thirty cases. When I first did it for the show,
my wife was pregnant. We still had one that was
in diapers, So I wound up buying like fifteen or
twenty boxes of diapers and it costs me like sellars,
which is unheard of. Well, how do you get that? Like?
Give us some tips real quick. Well, let me let
me use the cereal for example. Okay, so there's a
box of frosted flakes in there, all right. So they
were on sale for a dollar eighty eight at shop right, okay,
(06:57):
and there was a seventy cent coupon on their website,
so you double that to a dollar forty, so it
cost forty eight cents. Isn't there that thing that says
uh in fine print, sorry, can't combine coupons, can't combine you.
There's no, there's no combining. If it's on sale, you
can use a coupon for it. And on top of that,
they have apps on your phone that have there's nothing
against that that says if this item is on sale,
you cannot use a coupon. No, absolutely not. That's that's
(07:19):
why they do it. They sink their sales up with
the coupons that are in the Sunday papers. You'll notice that.
Are you saying you would vote for a candidate that
would take that away from us? Is that what you're saying? Scary?
We live in America where you can put a coupon
on a sale price, Merca. Have you ever been in
a situation where the store owes you money? No, that doesn't,
that doesn't, Well, that happen it doesn't happen in this area.
(07:39):
They won't give you money back, They'll give you the
item for free. So if you have if something's on
sale for you know, a dollar forty nine and you
have a uh coupon that doubles, they're not going to
give you the penny. You've gotten some free ship before.
I get lots of free stuff. My whole base is
full of freest to absolutely completely free. And if you
want some point or its, just go to Elvis Oran
dot com keyword coupon corner and all my stuff is there. No, no, no,
(08:00):
that that's good. I like the Scotty. Where did this
love come from? Like do you remember the first time
you saved money? And like you know what? I like this.
I'm not gonna it was a hate when I when
I was a kid, I used to go shopping with
my mom with the supermarket and as soon as she
took a coupon out of her purse, I would run.
I was so embarrassed. But then at eighteen, I moved
out of the house and I had to pay rent
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and I had to buy groceries, so I didn't have
money for it. And that's really where it started, because
that was the first place I ever experienced a supermarket
that doubled coupons. I was like, what the hell is
this that make fifty cents of dollars. My mom used
to have a coupon purse. I'll never forget that thing.
My mom had some bead seventies like pattern and then
the zipper would open up on it, and then she
would have all her coupons that were clipped like that
(08:42):
because she were physically My mom used a pencil case,
a clear pencil case, and she and I would go
crazy because we take so long to check out. And
as it turns it out, I'm always behind the person
with the coupons. Warned everybody that I warned people when
they get behind me, I'm like, I got a lot
of coupons. It was letting, you know. And half the
time they leave and off the time they stay in
a plot, which is you know, it's pretty cool. It
(09:02):
takes longer to shop for the food or use the
coupons when checking out, it depends on the cashier. If
the cashier is good, they just beat, beat, beat, beat,
and blow through them. You know the ones that want
to look and study every single one. I mean it
doesn't take that much longer. It's not you know, the
long thing is is clipping them all. How do you
feel that online coupons and like, you know, the ones
like as opposed to today that versus the physical ones
(09:25):
that are in papers. I love that because a lot
of the supermarkets have apps where they have e coupons
that you just load the right onto your store loyalty
card and you can use those with the paper ones,
so you're getting double quickly. Top three websites to go
to to get promo codes and coupons, uh coupons dot com,
retell me not, dot com tell great. Yeah, they're a
great one. And smart source dot com is great too.
(09:45):
And if you just want coupons for specific items, go
to that company's website. They always have them there. You
can also just google, like if I if I'm gonna
get an oil change or break job done, you just
like I'm gonna go to my minkey, I just google
mini key coupons. Retell me not is the best for
that for on like coupon code. They have everything we
tell me not. That's good. Shopkick used to be good.
Don't like shopkick anymore. No, I've never heard of Shop
shopkick was before we tell me not and then they
(10:07):
redid their rap. Anyway, it doesn't matter. Well, anyway, the
best principal coupon side is coupons dot com by far,
because they have hundreds of them there at any given time.
I'm not going to buy a damn thing now until
I go to coupons dot com. Please do well, Scotty,
you came in here more than just to talk about
saving money and coupons. I don't know what was going on.
I all I heard was you guys were bitching that
nobody was here, and Nate's like, can you just go
in there because nobody's here? Well, that's pretty that's offense.
(10:28):
I'd be offended if I were you. That's like a
batcanded compliment. That's all right getting there, Scotty. But but
he's always looking for time, So we appreciate you coming in.
No problems. Meanwhile, like we're off the air and the
other studio, I can't even see what's going What were
we going to talk about next? We were going to
talk about how you and I get grief for speaking
loudly all the time because of how we were raised.
I think everyone here is an agreeance in this room
because we were all born in the Northeast that we
(10:49):
all yell, we all have loud mouths because I think
it's I think. I think when you say Northeast you
mean Northeast city, because if you're in the Northeast suburbs,
you don't you're not loud. But when we grow up
with trains and cars and syra, you have to speak
loudly so people can hear you. And so I find
myself my normal level is like an eight. So people
are always like, why are you yelling. I'm not yelling.
I'm talking. Web girl Kathleen I put. I pulled up
(11:11):
a stool next to where she works over here by
her computer to tell her something, and she's like, I can't.
I have a headache. And you had to back my
stool up because my regular speaking voice was too loud
for our sensitive ears. Here's the loudest of them all.
I gotta tell you, man, when I have to back
my stool up a stool what you're doing. But yet
(11:35):
you still admit you have no problems with that, with
one blocking up my stool. Yeah, problems with that all right? Well,
do you guys take some pills to make yourselves crap
as much as you do. Really, So I go to
G and C and I'll go get some medicines, you know,
and I'll take these pills and it'll just clean me out.
And that's why I have to go constantly your problems.
You should be regular me five oh one am every
(11:56):
day like clockwork. Yeah, Now I I take, I take,
I take extra amount. They say you can only take
a thousand grahams. I take two thousand every day. Why
do you self medicate yourself? You do this all the time.
I don't mind. What are you doing? So I go
to the top. I got a G n C. Or
I go inviting the shop and then I we're not
not sponsors, and I go buy this stuff. It's called
um such a t I forget what it's called. Anyway,
(12:19):
Now I should be and I take. You also would
take one pill? Sometimes I take up to eight. I
take eight of them. Are you swallowing them and putting
them in the other end? That's a fleet animals for
I love that you always try to cone shape fleet
animals that I like. I'll stick them scrap. If I
could just play the role of Elvis for a second,
(12:39):
I get my point a ring fingers so far up
my right? Okay, stop it? Would you stop? Like if
the directions say take one, why take eight? I pushed
the anvil to see how much I can take. You
do the same thing with medication when you're sick. You
talk the whole bottle of medica as opposed to just
taking us. I have a fascination. You know what you know?
It's really good for helping you go to the bathroom. Um,
it's a skull with spawns on the label. Look for that,
(13:02):
because I know what that will do to you. They'll
make you throw up as well, So I won't do
that or kill you. Well, you hate throwing up, so
I hate that. To the fact that we get accused
of yelling to fleet as why do I have a
coupon for we? We always get accused of yelling when
we talk, and all we're doing is talking. Elvis always says,
stop yelling in the studio, I'll stop stop yelling. But
(13:23):
we're just talking loudly. Well, you don't, I mean you
project when you talk. I guess I do. Right now.
I'm saying you're the biggest projector of all. It depends
if I'm yelling at the kids or something like that.
But right now you're selling your kids at other people's kids.
Let me hear your outdoor voice. Outdoor voice like what
I'm talking. Okay, let's say Jada just made a mess,
she's broke something of you. She's in a supermarket and
(13:43):
she just ripped up the coupon. Then I go, try
like that, and if you're just talking to her nicely.
I just left him alone in the house last night.
They were being so bad. I just drove away. Nobody
was My wife was out. I left. Oh no, I
never did that, don't air. I threatened them. I said,
you want me to leave, I'll leave. The Scotty's kids
are two and one, which a little they are not.
(14:04):
I couldn't do that yet. I was really afraid. Okay,
what's gonna happen? But your kids are young? You really
I wouldn't trust your kids until I get to go,
you know what, I get out to run to them.
I had to go to Lows again, not a sponsor,
but I had to go to Lows and I and
there's right down the street from where I live, So
I face time with Jada the entire time. So I
made sure that she had her iPad so I was
able to see her while I was on my phone,
(14:27):
and I did so I faced time to her the
entire way. You make her feel comfortable, because it was
it was gonna be quick home alone, but you face
time this way. If somebody comes to the house to
kidnap her, you can see a profile shot of what
they looked like before they grab Let me take a
screen shot. Hold on, hold on, before you steal her, Honey,
I can't move the phone. I can only see part
of his face. No, I told her, I said, you
stand the couch, you watched the stupid TV show. Do
(14:48):
not get off, Do not go to the bathroom, Do
not go anywhere. You're not cooked, Right, dude, I'm cooked.
And what if you got into a car accident, then
she has to see it happen because you are That's
a good question. What if you get pulled over and say,
all office, I'm only using my iPad because I left
my underaged child home alone. You know you understand officer questions.
I had to go to lows really quick, and she
was just did you need a new toilet? Well, no,
(15:09):
she had just got over dance and she was tired,
so she didn't want to go out, but I had
to go to lose. So I'm like, How'm gonna do this?
I don't want to bother. What what did you need it?
Lows don't get paint? You had that paint? What what
kind of emergency happens in the house where you're saying
I have to leave my little girl home alone. I
needed paint, I need I needed. I needed a semigloss
(15:30):
white paint and I forgot that I needed another one
when I want to go pick her up from dance
to and then I went downstairs in the basement. I
literally touched the floor at my feet and I'm like,
damn it, I needed the paint I forgotten And she
hangs up on facetops. Go stick a fork in a socket.
I'll tell you. When Cooper was six months old, I
left her in the crib and went to Duncan Donuts.
My wife, You realized if it happened to your daughter,
(15:51):
the headline would have been l O W E low
class dad. Because you left your get paints himself into
the sist
Fifteen minute morning show podcast coming up, but we got
to talk about Blue Apron. Thanks to Blue Apron. The
next fifteen minutes around them. Every Wednesday, my Blue Apron
box arrives full of fresh produce, all measured out so
I don't have any waste when I cook these meals
that their chefs come up with. They give you this
easy to read card with every meal, and every meal
is under ten dollars if you actually learn how to
(00:22):
cook from them. And like I said, they're ingredients are
from right up the street. They're all from farms in
your region. It's affordable, like I said, less than ten
dollars per meal. Lots of varieties, new recipes every week.
They're flexible with what you want. If you don't want fish,
they won't send fish. If you need to take off
a week or two or the three or four days,
just do it. They don't charge you, and guaranteed freshness
every single meal. They do the heavy lifting, They do
(00:44):
all the shopping, and like I said, they don't give
you too much food seed to waste. Any food. You
just chop it, saute it, and eat it. It's so delicious.
Check out this week's menu. Get your first three meals
for free and free shipping by going to blue Apron
dot com slash fifteen as in fifteen minute Morning Show
Blue a Britain dot com slash What would you talk
(01:05):
about on your on your podcast firms morning show? Yeah,
we're back again. I'm gonna start a discovery show. Where
does everyone go after the show? Yeah? I think people
(01:28):
listening to this podcast need to know that when you
hear us, whether you hear on the podcast, we're the
ones that stayed. Yeah, because you know, and by the way,
it's scary Brody and Garrett. We were featured on up
Hip podcast not too long ago, like three episodes ago. Well,
just the three of us in the freaking studio. Yeah.
But what do people not care? No? I think they
can care, but they don't care enough to be here. No, No,
(01:51):
that's not it. They just have a lot of important
things to do. But sometimes seven of them all have
something important on the same is blowing up right now
with things that I need to do. I have deals
to close, I have stuff to record, I have meetings
to go to. No, I have to attempt a phone tap. Hello,
I've got a priorities too, But you know what my
(02:11):
number one priority is being here for podcast listen. I'm
with you, except in fairness, the listeners know you and
I were not on the Monday podcast because at ten
o'clock on the Dot we ran out of here and
went to the Mad game. That that that that leave
it at that. Granted, every once in a while, it's okay,
once in a year, yea, on opening Day, that's our day. Everyone,
(02:33):
It's been our day since the beginning of time. Absolutely day.
That's a thing. Everyone has a thing. It's a thing.
It's a thing. Right, So we weren't here for that day,
and they'll be futured podcast. But here's the funny thing.
So when after we were done recording this podcast and
we might run into someone that from the show that
might should have been in here, they'll go, oh, you
did the podcast, like like as if we're doing it
(02:55):
for the first time ever. We do at the same
time every day, Monday to Friday. So you did the
pot podcast. I didn't know you guys recorded at ten o'clock.
It's a surprise show. I don't know where anybody is.
We don't know if anyone's gonna trickle in through it.
The recording light is on, right now so people know
we're recording this podcast and if they stopped by the studio,
(03:18):
they'll see it and hopefully they'll they'll join us. I
don't know where the girls are. Very guy podcast. You
know what a lot of people have broken off to
do their own podcast, which is great. We all do
our own podcast. You do the Affair Show, Garrett does
Celebrity buzz, I do Walkers and Talkers. Eighty four minutes,
by the way, went up today, huge long season finale podcast. Um,
but but we don't just podcast I have recorded with
(03:39):
the off air show was seventy eight minutes. Yeah, we
did eighty four minutes yesterday because it's the season finale.
The Walking Dead was an hour and a half. A
lot to talk about. These are all on I Heart Radio.
As you know. Oh he's Scotty rarely. He's coming in
m v P. I don't know where guest guest Nate
asked me to come in. You need to see team
I guess because nobody's here. A pinch hit her off
the bench, so team left and VP means most Valuable
(04:01):
players into sports you wrote You wrote one article for
The Penny Saver when you were in second grade. Why
do you have to rip on me for that because
it's still funny and you have it framed in your house.
So Scotty B is our coupon cutter here at the
radio station and so cheap and tawdry. Well, I will
say one thing you were. You were featured on an
episode of Extreme Coupon in There is an episode out there.
(04:26):
I'm sure it's all available on demand. One episode the finale, Yes,
and Scotty B is featured and you will see him
and his garage. He had shelving, permanent shelving built in
his garage where he collects months and years worth of product.
He doesn't collect stocks that so we can buy him bulk.
But no, it's like your costco when you open up
(04:47):
your garage. Well it's good because that way my wife
never has to go to the store. You know, I
don't want her going there anyway, so let her just
go in the book. It's not fascinating though, this episode
that you have to see these guys. He buys like
three worth the merchandise for a dollar. But here's the thing.
You know that TV show like Law and Order and
you've only seen one episode. Whenever you turn the TV
on that episodes on Extreme Couponing. Somewhere in the world,
(05:10):
you turn on your TV and that's the episode. I
was on a cruise in the Mediterranean, right, we just
left Italy. We're going across the Spain. And there's like
six channels in the room, and three of them Retalian
and two of them are Spanish, and uh, one of
them is in English. And what's on Extreme Couponing. I'm
watching Scotty be and his then pregnant wife shopping on
in the middle of the Mediterranean. It is the most
(05:33):
rerun episode of the entire series. Explain, explain to everyone
what what was going on in that episode? What? What
do they show? But how do you describe what you
have going on in your in your garage? Well, I
mean that's that's my stockpile. That's what us crazy coupons
call where we keep all our stuff. I mean stuff
that doesn't go bad. Right, I don't. I don't buy perishables.
(05:54):
I mean I only have one refrigerator, so I can't.
I can't buy perishables. But I mean if I can
get a giant package of toilet paper for fifty cents,
why won't I look at all the cereal I bring
in here. You know that every one of those boxes
of cereal costs me no more than fifty cents, and
they're like five dollars. How do you find that kind
of Why did I chip in five dollars if you're
paying fifty cents? That was for the milk that I
(06:14):
can't get on Okay, Well, how do you get I
mean because either on sale, but you got a coupon
that doubles. I mean, there's there's a whole bunch of
variables that come into places. Three bates you share. Okay,
So so that that's why you have the stockpile exactly
because you you you figure, hey, bounty paper towels, eventually
when you need them, they're not gonna go bad. There's
no expiration date on them. So I'm just gonna buy
(06:35):
thirty cases. When I first did it for the show,
my wife was pregnant. We still had one that was
in diapers, So I wound up buying like fifteen or
twenty boxes of diapers and it costs me like sellars,
which is unheard of. Well, how do you get that? Like?
Give us some tips real quick. Well, let me let
me use the cereal for example. Okay, so there's a
box of frosted flakes in there, all right. So they
were on sale for a dollar eighty eight at shop right, okay,
(06:57):
and there was a seventy cent coupon on their website,
so you double that to a dollar forty, so it
cost forty eight cents. Isn't there that thing that says
uh in fine print, sorry, can't combine coupons, can't combine you.
There's no, there's no combining. If it's on sale, you
can use a coupon for it. And on top of that,
they have apps on your phone that have there's nothing
against that that says if this item is on sale,
you cannot use a coupon. No, absolutely not. That's that's
(07:19):
why they do it. They sink their sales up with
the coupons that are in the Sunday papers. You'll notice that.
Are you saying you would vote for a candidate that
would take that away from us? Is that what you're saying? Scary?
We live in America where you can put a coupon
on a sale price, Merca. Have you ever been in
a situation where the store owes you money? No, that doesn't,
that doesn't, Well, that happen it doesn't happen in this area.
(07:39):
They won't give you money back, They'll give you the
item for free. So if you have if something's on
sale for you know, a dollar forty nine and you
have a uh coupon that doubles, they're not going to
give you the penny. You've gotten some free ship before.
I get lots of free stuff. My whole base is
full of freest to absolutely completely free. And if you
want some point or its, just go to Elvis Oran
dot com keyword coupon corner and all my stuff is there. No, no, no,
(08:00):
that that's good. I like the Scotty. Where did this
love come from? Like do you remember the first time
you saved money? And like you know what? I like this.
I'm not gonna it was a hate when I when
I was a kid, I used to go shopping with
my mom with the supermarket and as soon as she
took a coupon out of her purse, I would run.
I was so embarrassed. But then at eighteen, I moved
out of the house and I had to pay rent
(08:21):
and I had to buy groceries, so I didn't have
money for it. And that's really where it started, because
that was the first place I ever experienced a supermarket
that doubled coupons. I was like, what the hell is
this that make fifty cents of dollars. My mom used
to have a coupon purse. I'll never forget that thing.
My mom had some bead seventies like pattern and then
the zipper would open up on it, and then she
would have all her coupons that were clipped like that
(08:42):
because she were physically My mom used a pencil case,
a clear pencil case, and she and I would go
crazy because we take so long to check out. And
as it turns it out, I'm always behind the person
with the coupons. Warned everybody that I warned people when
they get behind me, I'm like, I got a lot
of coupons. It was letting, you know. And half the
time they leave and off the time they stay in
a plot, which is you know, it's pretty cool. It
(09:02):
takes longer to shop for the food or use the
coupons when checking out, it depends on the cashier. If
the cashier is good, they just beat, beat, beat, beat,
and blow through them. You know the ones that want
to look and study every single one. I mean it
doesn't take that much longer. It's not you know, the
long thing is is clipping them all. How do you
feel that online coupons and like, you know, the ones
like as opposed to today that versus the physical ones
(09:25):
that are in papers. I love that because a lot
of the supermarkets have apps where they have e coupons
that you just load the right onto your store loyalty
card and you can use those with the paper ones,
so you're getting double quickly. Top three websites to go
to to get promo codes and coupons, uh coupons dot com,
retell me not, dot com tell great. Yeah, they're a
great one. And smart source dot com is great too.
(09:45):
And if you just want coupons for specific items, go
to that company's website. They always have them there. You
can also just google, like if I if I'm gonna
get an oil change or break job done, you just
like I'm gonna go to my minkey, I just google
mini key coupons. Retell me not is the best for
that for on like coupon code. They have everything we
tell me not. That's good. Shopkick used to be good.
Don't like shopkick anymore. No, I've never heard of Shop
shopkick was before we tell me not and then they
(10:07):
redid their rap. Anyway, it doesn't matter. Well, anyway, the
best principal coupon side is coupons dot com by far,
because they have hundreds of them there at any given time.
I'm not going to buy a damn thing now until
I go to coupons dot com. Please do well, Scotty,
you came in here more than just to talk about
saving money and coupons. I don't know what was going on.
I all I heard was you guys were bitching that
nobody was here, and Nate's like, can you just go
in there because nobody's here? Well, that's pretty that's offense.
(10:28):
I'd be offended if I were you. That's like a
batcanded compliment. That's all right getting there, Scotty. But but
he's always looking for time, So we appreciate you coming in.
No problems. Meanwhile, like we're off the air and the
other studio, I can't even see what's going What were
we going to talk about next? We were going to
talk about how you and I get grief for speaking
loudly all the time because of how we were raised.
I think everyone here is an agreeance in this room
because we were all born in the Northeast that we
(10:49):
all yell, we all have loud mouths because I think
it's I think. I think when you say Northeast you
mean Northeast city, because if you're in the Northeast suburbs,
you don't you're not loud. But when we grow up
with trains and cars and syra, you have to speak
loudly so people can hear you. And so I find
myself my normal level is like an eight. So people
are always like, why are you yelling. I'm not yelling.
I'm talking. Web girl Kathleen I put. I pulled up
(11:11):
a stool next to where she works over here by
her computer to tell her something, and she's like, I can't.
I have a headache. And you had to back my
stool up because my regular speaking voice was too loud
for our sensitive ears. Here's the loudest of them all.
I gotta tell you, man, when I have to back
my stool up a stool what you're doing. But yet
(11:35):
you still admit you have no problems with that, with
one blocking up my stool. Yeah, problems with that all right? Well,
do you guys take some pills to make yourselves crap
as much as you do. Really, So I go to
G and C and I'll go get some medicines, you know,
and I'll take these pills and it'll just clean me out.
And that's why I have to go constantly your problems.
You should be regular me five oh one am every
(11:56):
day like clockwork. Yeah, Now I I take, I take,
I take extra amount. They say you can only take
a thousand grahams. I take two thousand every day. Why
do you self medicate yourself? You do this all the time.
I don't mind. What are you doing? So I go
to the top. I got a G n C. Or
I go inviting the shop and then I we're not
not sponsors, and I go buy this stuff. It's called
um such a t I forget what it's called. Anyway,
(12:19):
Now I should be and I take. You also would
take one pill? Sometimes I take up to eight. I
take eight of them. Are you swallowing them and putting
them in the other end? That's a fleet animals for
I love that you always try to cone shape fleet
animals that I like. I'll stick them scrap. If I
could just play the role of Elvis for a second,
(12:39):
I get my point a ring fingers so far up
my right? Okay, stop it? Would you stop? Like if
the directions say take one, why take eight? I pushed
the anvil to see how much I can take. You
do the same thing with medication when you're sick. You
talk the whole bottle of medica as opposed to just
taking us. I have a fascination. You know what you know?
It's really good for helping you go to the bathroom. Um,
it's a skull with spawns on the label. Look for that,
(13:02):
because I know what that will do to you. They'll
make you throw up as well, So I won't do
that or kill you. Well, you hate throwing up, so
I hate that. To the fact that we get accused
of yelling to fleet as why do I have a
coupon for we? We always get accused of yelling when
we talk, and all we're doing is talking. Elvis always says,
stop yelling in the studio, I'll stop stop yelling. But
(13:23):
we're just talking loudly. Well, you don't, I mean you
project when you talk. I guess I do. Right now.
I'm saying you're the biggest projector of all. It depends
if I'm yelling at the kids or something like that.
But right now you're selling your kids at other people's kids.
Let me hear your outdoor voice. Outdoor voice like what
I'm talking. Okay, let's say Jada just made a mess,
she's broke something of you. She's in a supermarket and
(13:43):
she just ripped up the coupon. Then I go, try
like that, and if you're just talking to her nicely.
I just left him alone in the house last night.
They were being so bad. I just drove away. Nobody
was My wife was out. I left. Oh no, I
never did that, don't air. I threatened them. I said,
you want me to leave, I'll leave. The Scotty's kids
are two and one, which a little they are not.
(14:04):
I couldn't do that yet. I was really afraid. Okay,
what's gonna happen? But your kids are young? You really
I wouldn't trust your kids until I get to go,
you know what, I get out to run to them.
I had to go to Lows again, not a sponsor,
but I had to go to Lows and I and
there's right down the street from where I live, So
I face time with Jada the entire time. So I
made sure that she had her iPad so I was
able to see her while I was on my phone,
(14:27):
and I did so I faced time to her the
entire way. You make her feel comfortable, because it was
it was gonna be quick home alone, but you face
time this way. If somebody comes to the house to
kidnap her, you can see a profile shot of what
they looked like before they grab Let me take a
screen shot. Hold on, hold on, before you steal her, Honey,
I can't move the phone. I can only see part
of his face. No, I told her, I said, you
stand the couch, you watched the stupid TV show. Do
(14:48):
not get off, Do not go to the bathroom, Do
not go anywhere. You're not cooked, Right, dude, I'm cooked.
And what if you got into a car accident, then
she has to see it happen because you are That's
a good question. What if you get pulled over and say,
all office, I'm only using my iPad because I left
my underaged child home alone. You know you understand officer questions.
I had to go to lows really quick, and she
was just did you need a new toilet? Well, no,
(15:09):
she had just got over dance and she was tired,
so she didn't want to go out, but I had
to go to lose. So I'm like, How'm gonna do this?
I don't want to bother. What what did you need it?
Lows don't get paint? You had that paint? What what
kind of emergency happens in the house where you're saying
I have to leave my little girl home alone. I
needed paint, I need I needed. I needed a semigloss
(15:30):
white paint and I forgot that I needed another one
when I want to go pick her up from dance
to and then I went downstairs in the basement. I
literally touched the floor at my feet and I'm like,
damn it, I needed the paint I forgotten And she
hangs up on facetops. Go stick a fork in a socket.
I'll tell you. When Cooper was six months old, I
left her in the crib and went to Duncan Donuts.
My wife, You realized if it happened to your daughter,
(15:51):
the headline would have been l O W E low
class dad. Because you left your get paints himself into
the sist
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