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May 1, 2025 8 mins

Elvis' ankle "clicked" and Scotty B is getting angry texts from his dad. 

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get your hit us together and we're gonna start to party.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
And I'm ready to party.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
The Elvis Duran After Party.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
It is the after Party Podcast. Hi, how you guys
are doing up there? I'm sorry I can't speak today.
My ankle hurts so much.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Is it really hurting right now?

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
No? What are we gonna do?

Speaker 2 (00:28):
We told you to do?

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Can we tell the story about what happened?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
I like it?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
So we we tell.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Her what we did. We lied the whole truth.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, the whole truth. Nothing about the truth so accurate
what we tell the truth?

Speaker 5 (00:45):
Well, why there's no need to pull back the curtain
on this one because what's done is done.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Yeah, exactly, it's once done, is done. So what does
it matter?

Speaker 5 (00:51):
Right?

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Get go?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
So, as we say at the beginning of every show,
portions of the show may be pre recorded. Yes, our
role model interview was pre recorded, which gave us a
solid thirty seven minutes to wander about. So Danielle, Elvis,
Andrew and myself and Diamond we escaped the building and
we went to two different breakfast places and then decided

(01:13):
we were going to go to Central Park. But then
we started running a long time and we needed across
the street, and Elvis was like, we missed the light.
Everybody run, So we run across the street. And then
something clicked in his ankle and he's been limping ever since.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
I'm I'm limping. Ye, something clicked at my ankle, and
who knows what it is. It hurts like a mother.

Speaker 6 (01:32):
But the thing is, if you put ice on it,
it will help the swelling. Even if it doesn't need.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
That, it does. It definitely does.

Speaker 6 (01:40):
And Elvis's answer is he doesn't do ice or something
like that.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
I supposed to use icy hot too cold?

Speaker 6 (01:46):
No, no, no, icy hot, not yet.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Well, I think the ice is for the swelling, but
I think it is good to do it to prevent it.
Prevent Yes, I'm afraid to look at it.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Oh yeah, let's look. I told you I've always wanted
to look at your feet.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
The time to check.

Speaker 6 (02:05):
To be honest, tomorrow morning, it might look worse.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
You might have sprained your ankle here.

Speaker 6 (02:10):
That's what I think.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Well is it. I've got a whole weekend in Miami,
and I'm like, Oh.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Is it your actual ankle or is it the bone
below your ankle? Let me pull up a map of
the foot and we'll.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Diagnose this.

Speaker 6 (02:25):
Up.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
This will give you a friend in the line axis
this weekend in Miami though, Oh yeah, any lines that
you experienced in Miami.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
The only lines in Miami are like cocaine.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
Lines.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
And he doesn't do.

Speaker 6 (02:40):
You probably should go to Disney because you can get
one of those little you know, little.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Dash passing and gandhi are you pulling up the footlow?
What is the footbone chart? Telling? You don't know? I
don't know which she's got the footbone chart?

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Pull?

Speaker 4 (03:01):
No, we don't, we don't.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Is it the calcaneuscular snoopy?

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Can we talk about something? This is going No, it's
turning blue though. Can we talk about something else?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, you're talking about the text for my dad. I
just got to get off my lawn text. Wow, he said,
He says, I don't understand. A barrel of oil keeps falling.
It's at its lowest it's been in so November. Right,
Yet the price is at the mobile station on the
corner keep going up.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
What's going on? That's gouging?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Well, I'm with your dad. What is going on?

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Answer? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
But he he's the guy that every single time he
passes a gas station. He texts me ninety nine three
nine eighty seven and drive he My entire life was
it was always gas prices. Would always tell me where
the cheapest gas was. Two pennies last, seventeen miles away,
go get it over there. You remember he was the
guy that drove to Jersey just to get gas for

(03:57):
last with gas cans in the trunk.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
Which doesn't all again, how many way, how many gallons
in a tank? Usually around fifteen to twenty all right,
so if it's two cents here, two cents less, you
talk about a difference of thirty cents in my game.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
I just remember when I was a child, in every
car that he had, there was a little spiral notebook
and he wrote down the date, the mileage, the gallons
of gas got, how much it was wow. And there
was notebooks in every car. And if I drove the
car and didn't write it down, I got a scolding.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
These are the people that write manifesto.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
H Yeah, I'm pretty sure Scotty's got to have a
manifesto somewhere, because he's just one slight step away from here.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
You're really just maybe in the attic with the VHS
porn it's all up there.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Oh my yeash, I could see it.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
I wonder what else is up there? Like remains teddy bears.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Well, uh yeah, so your dad has he does to say, hey,
I want to talk about oil.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
There's that he just starts yelling yes. Out of the
shoot yep.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Prices, prices, prices, entire life.

Speaker 6 (04:55):
What doesn't make sense though, to me sometimes is as
you say, oh, yeah, well it's seventeen miles away cheap art.
It's like, okay, but if I drive those seventeen miles,
then I'm using more gas.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
So at the end of the day principle, he doesn't
take that way. He wants to support gas stations that
have lower prices.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Okay, what about the time that you're losing in your
life that you never get back and make money?

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Has nothing to do? Take time back, has nothing to do.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Okay, bored?

Speaker 4 (05:16):
So do you respond to texts like that?

Speaker 2 (05:18):
I just wrote I noticed it went up and that
was it?

Speaker 4 (05:21):
Oh wow, okay, Okay.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Every email I get from my parents is a warning
of some sort. It's very funny. Oh, Like, my mom
will tell me like ten ways to avoid getting assaulted.
It's like, don't wear your hair in a ponytail. They'll
grab you by your ponytail. I'm like, mom, she's got
to be very adorable. Well, it's just always something. This
is where you carry you pepper spray. This is how
you carry your keys. And then my dad's like, watch out,
the government's moving toward this.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
I'm like, oh, some of my father's friends they refuse
to get easy passed because they don't want to be
tracked by the government.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
We're talking earlier about this. We're talking about this earlier.
You know here in the city. In most cities, they
have those cameras called flock camera. Flock cameras, they're supposed
to be able to track you, let's say, if you're
running from the law, they can track you from camera
to camera camera to figure out which direction you're driving whatever.
But at the same time they're recording each and everything

(06:13):
we do walking around the streets.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
So they're watching, right, So.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
The point is moot for them to I'm not getting
easy pass, I'm taking a stand.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Do they have a phone? Yeah, they're being tracked anyway.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah, Well that's what my dad tells them, because you
guys are being like this, it's more expensive when you
don't have an easy pass, they charge you more.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Oh there we go.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Like what Yeah, if you're driving through the tunnel to
go get gas in another stay, they're gonna track you.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
But I don't care. You can look at me all
you want. I'm not doing anything wrong. So it's like,
if you have nothing to hide, then who cares? Go ahead?

Speaker 5 (06:41):
Watch me right?

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Okay, so I guess on the next big show, let's
talk about parents and how they drive us crazy.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Compile all their emails. You guys will not believe it.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
The manifesto mom and Dad's manifesto.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Like, my mom sends me stuff like if you're getting
attacked by an alligator, this.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Is what you do?

Speaker 6 (06:58):
What when is that gonna happen?

Speaker 1 (07:01):
I think she knows me a little too well.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
So you poke them in the eye.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
You poke them in the eye. But also, you're not
supposed to fight the death roll. You lean with the
death roll, or else you'll break your arm or whatever
it is.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
My God never knew that.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Also, you know, with alligators and crocodiles, I believe it's both.
It takes a little effort whatsoever to keep them from
opening their mouth.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
It's snapping. It is when you die. Problem oh god. Yeah,
so you can just put your hands around.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Their their schnozzes, yeah, and just stay there forever.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Yeah. Because it's incredibly weak, you can hold it in place, right.
That's awesome. I think that will fix your ankle. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Oh my god, just snap it off. Thank you, Garrett,
doctor Garrett to ask you. I just get out of here.
We just talked about nothing for about six and seven
minutes and people will love it.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (07:50):
If you don't love it, let's scary nor.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
Goodbye bye

Speaker 5 (07:56):
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