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February 11, 2020 15 mins

We talked about the "fake commercial" we got Skeery to record and where his line is!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms show. All right, the timer has been started. We
now have fourteen minutes and forty five seconds left counting down. Hey,
you know we were talking earlier about how it's only Tuesday,

(00:24):
but it feels like this week is long. This is
nothing like January though. That that's that sucked. Oh yeah,
that felt like forever. I mean, we're already at February eleven,
resuming along. We're doing okay, February already though, that's kind
of crazy, it is. It'll be March before you know it.
All right, So who's around the room in New York?
Because I'm not there. I can't see anything. Scary and

(00:44):
Nate and Me and Garrett and Brody and Gandhi. Perfect,
all right, here you go. I'm out here in the
the frozen tundra. It is snowing like a mother. So
you're basically snowed in today. I think it. I don't
know that's awesome that you say it's awesome even though

(01:05):
I have five books, I have tons of food in
the refrigerator. I can go cook. I've got you know,
net flakes, I got everything. I'm still I'm I'm a
little antsie. For some reason, you have enough ice makers.
I've got ice makers. But you're gonna be TikTok all
day though, I'm gonna be on TikTok all day anyway.
So what do you guys want to talk about on
your fifteen minute morning show podcast? I still want to

(01:25):
know what's scary. So earlier today we pranked Scary was
something and he was sweating. He was so nervous about
what it could possibly be. And then when it was
revealed what it was, he was like, oh, thank god,
this is great. Oh my gosh, No, it's fine, which
makes me wonder, what the hell are you hiding scary?
I'm scary. No, no, I'm not hiding anything. I do

(01:46):
think we were going to I have no no, I've
got no skeletons. I'm a lot of times over the years, Okay,
I've been traumatized by things that were done to me.
For instance, I might have eating a salad and then
I people are put his balls in. Yet it all

(02:09):
in sad. He switched it around, and you guys have
them before of him video being videotaped doing that, and
then you will have the camera on me like scary,
how's that salad and I'm like, oh, it's so good,
and that come on, scary, eat more, eat more, and
I'm eating And then you put together a video of
you're not okay, So you're not nervous about what you're hiding,
You're nervous about what you don't know exactly. And I'm sore.

(02:34):
I am I'm not sorry by it because everybody who
was in this room saw him sweating. He was like, what,
because tell me, because I feel like you guys did
something to me over the course of time. They just
gonna embarrassing. They did well, they just did sort of
do something that was embarrassing. You did. You did a
spoof commercial for a product that doesn't exist, and you

(02:55):
went for it because you are hungry for the money. Exactly.
You're a horror. You really are a whole. But at
least he embraces his hordem Yeah. I like that he
does absolutely every two weeks when they pay check. I
like I like how he defended himself via using the
station and the fact that it was a lot of
money for It's a lot of money for the company.
You really tell that company line scary then, by the way,

(03:18):
to your credit, A lot of people were texting in saying, hey,
you know he's being a good company man. No, he's
not explain the scenario of what happened. He's making money.
There was it was an erectile dysfunction commercial with a
lot of warning signs at the end. So when when
it was presented to me, this fake piece of commercial script,
I recorded some of it. How would anyone in the

(03:41):
right might not know that was that was not a
fake commercial because it was written so so tongue in cheek. Yeah,
I didn't realize it, but I thought that the company
was trying to have fun with it. I thought it
was one of those fun companies that are like, oh,
we're gonna make light of the situation of erectile dysfunction.
That the problem came when I saw the warning signs
and I'm like wait, and I had cancel on my

(04:02):
recording of it. And then that's what I've called the salesperson.
I said, we really need to investigate this because I
don't believe that things like what was it called horse syndrome,
whatever it was, it was a litany of things that
were wrong, and I'm like, there's no way I can
go through with this if it's going to affect people
in such a negative way. All right, So what are

(04:23):
you guys doing to him next? How can I message?
They sent me. We were having a debate about clients
on the Brooklyn Boys podcast and I said no to
a client last year on this was last and then
you sent me a text for this year. Money is money.
Have you heard big time podcasts and how they ripped
through commercials? They print money unless it's something negative like drugs.

(04:45):
We need to put the business on our show and
get it rolling. Is the year we say yes to
everything this function. I don't mind, would eat the commercials. Okay, Okay, No,
I'm surprised you didn't say, by the way, not my problem,

(05:06):
but maybe it's yours unction. So Elvis, we asked him
about this and he goes, well, you know, I have
a few friends that that suffered through this, so I'll
speak on their half, which I'm sure that friend of
yours can't get hard. I can see. I just listen.
If it's a service that we're gonna put out there

(05:28):
for people, I think we should do the commercials. Okay.
Then surprised, Morning signs and side Effects. I'm surprised that
you didn't raise your hand for that commercial Danielle turned
down for vaginal rejuvenation. They didn't come to you for
that one, did they. But now had they done it,
would you have been a spokesperson, a pitchman for vaginal rejuvenation?

(05:51):
Will have been done tastefully speaking? I can't speak in
the first I can't speak in the first person or
from experience. Okay, you speaking the first person for a
rectile just function? No, I just know. I just feel
like you actually did. You did commercials for baby diapers.
You know you've never even touched a baby in your life.
I know, So how come you couldn't do? Uh? Okay,

(06:14):
exactly what was it for Danielle? It was vaginal vaginal rejuvenation? Okay,
So I feel like I could put a spin on
that anything vagina, the spin you're gonna do on that one?
You know I could when I'm looking at vagina like
a tight one. Listen, you know I have I have

(06:34):
a mom that is nice. I remember when I stretched
it out, so at least I could do was tighten
it up when my head popped out. Hey, you know
what scary? Yes, scary? I mean to be to be clear, though,

(06:54):
I mean, vaginal rejuvenation is a very serious thing for someone.
I would that angle. Go from that angle, go so
so as you as you may or may not know,
from experience or not, vaginal rejuvenation can be the solution
to some of some of life's most pressing issues. I
don't know. I need some I need something to go

(07:17):
off of. And then I would play back, he needs
good like the mom angle. But to generalize, where is
Mother's Day? Well, here's the thing. A great gift can
just point out it's one thing. If he does the
read right, what woman it's actually going to take for
this No, no, to be fair, If he's sold it

(07:38):
correctly and gave us some points sound the master. Elvis
is the master. Elvis knows his limitations. Elvis turns down
and endorse me. Ladies for the Father's Day. You know
what you can get your husband. You could go get
vagin over juvenation. You know what, years ago, I ripped
my mom's vagina so badly that you know what, it's
not retortable anymore. I want to give my dad the

(08:02):
gift of pleasure, and so my mom, if you've heard
of box, now you can get I'm sorry, we've been
talking about this, because I would have tried to write
that comment. I'm saying is if you're calling, if you're
using the script to call attention to something that's going
on in people's lives, like women's health, and you take
that angle, I think that it could be done tastefully.

(08:24):
I believe so, thank you and I But the funny
thing is is to add that to the other mountain
of clients that you represent here on the show, and
I think after a while it's it's kind of a
funny thing to me that I think that's the whole
point of the jokes that that Gandhi And Yeah, I
actually sat down with the client to hear them out
because I was like, it was a lot of money
for the station, like you said, and I was like,

(08:47):
all right, I'll have the meeting. And you know, they
came up with a couple of ways that actually could
have been funny, like you know, do you pee a
little when you know when you last approach. But at
the same time, I'm like, I went home and what
about it. I go, I am not talking about my
vagina on the radio, and I don't have these issues,
and you know what, I'm going to pass but what
if you talk about it from a clinical standpoint? Scary?

(09:09):
Their motto was loose lips, SyncE ships. What we're gonna
do with that? They did have they did wind up
getting I think did they get someone else do it
or they just they just play the ads without an endorser. Okay,
so all right, so they can't do it this way.
So you know, I hang out with Danielle and Gandhi
on the morning from the radio. Can't talk about others

(09:34):
not with that, okay, know, you have to do it
from a point of view that is clinical, and even
though you're not a doctor, per se play one on
the radio. You know what, here's what we know about
vaginal rejuvenation. We know that it can do this for
you. You You can do that for you. So if you
would like to know more, here's who you call to

(09:55):
find it. And that really that's as far as you
can the informational you you talk about the features. Danielle
could do it. Anyone could do it at them. It
didn't just because you're doing it doesn't mean you have
a problem with you, you know your own. But I
just did not feel comfortable, you know, talking having my
JJ out. What did they want you to talk about
it in the first person. Yes, I was the endorser.
So this is how I look at it. If you're

(10:17):
even if you're not saying it was me, If you're
talking about the product, people are going to ride away
say oh, that's not true. Your voice on the radio
passive endorsement. That's right. And if and if someone said, look,
I'm not telling someone, hey, go out and buy Eminem's
candy because I like it, that's fine. I'm telling you
to go and get your j J tightened by this

(10:38):
doctor who I've never used before. So I'm sending you
to this place that who knows. That's where I disagree.
I think everything is negotiable, and you could explain to
the client at that point, I will explain the features
and benefits and give a website for information for more info,
almost like a public service. And also, you know, I
can see the difference between Scary doing it and you, Danielle.

(10:58):
It's people will automatically know the he has not experienced it,
but he's just here to tell us about it. If
you're here just to tell us about it, some would
assume that you have some experience, exactly like if you
were to talk about the rectile dysfunction, and I was
a guy listening. Oh, dude, Scary's got a rectile dysfunction.
That's what I would think. He didn't say you have food.

(11:20):
To be fair, I mean all guys get it every
once in a while. No, you don't have to have
sex in order to get You don't get anything. I
was saying, it's ready. I didn't say it's been used.
It's like everyone's want a guy gets what we call
drunk dick. I don't drink, and neither does it. There

(11:44):
you have it, shine away from This is one of
those podcasts where I have to check off not safe
for work and Nate, what's your comment on this? What
you're doing vagina? I don't think you're taking his side
right now? No, I'm not. You know. One of the
things I admire about Elvis is he really put some
thought and effort into exploring the people that want him

(12:08):
to endorse for him, and he passes on. You probably
pass on more than you do, Elvis. I do I do?
You know? I think as lewd as his conversation may
come off sounding, this really is sort of what we
deal with. No, not sort of. It is. These are
the realities of the business that we have chosen to
be and as much fun as we have, there are
things we need to do because it is a business,

(12:28):
and we do work for a big company that requires
revenue to keep us all employed. I mean, that's just
the way it is. So we have to make these decisions,
which is why usually the decision is like, throw scary
up front, let him do it. And it's also why
when they told me, listen, this could be five hundred
thousand dollars for the radio station, and that's a lot
of money for and add by, I said, you know what,

(12:50):
I'm gonna have to consider it and figure a way
to get this done. Except for the fact that all
those warning signs and I'm like, you know, no, I
can't do this side effect stuff. No side effect bad news.
You need to hit the roach now if they have
to tell you you don't have to give the side effects,
but you knew the side offs anyway, the spot not
doing it. I need to right, he's got some integrating

(13:11):
I took four hours to find it. It was like
the time when I did those pills that were like
on speed, you know for but you didn't do that,
and we almost had you fired because he would come
in and take these weight lost lost pills and he
would you were you were a psychological experiment. That was
several years ago, and I think that companies out of business.

(13:32):
I remember he would come in, Daniel and he would
like start fights with people. He would be aggressive and
he and he would be like he would have cotton
mouth and he do like he looked like he looks
right now. He looked like that, are you on that again?
Never again? Oh god? And I told you, I said,
either you go or the pills go? Which one? We
took away the pills and then he got fat. Okay,

(13:59):
I are you okay? It was frightening, It was it
was something to deal with, but it was just these
are things we do. Okay. For instance, I guarantee one

(14:19):
of the sales people is going to come up here
and say, so scary, would you really do the vagina
rejewnation p guaranteed if they listen to this party, Elvis
would let me. And it was done in a tasteful way.
So why do you say tasteful with this topic? And
why does Elis have to say yes or no, like
it's your decision to do it or not part of
the thank you Gret. But no, but it's not for long. Fine,

(14:43):
Garrett just took my responsibilities away from it. You guys
do you guys do all the commercials you want. I'm
not going to keep an eye on you at all.
I have just lost your protector. Jesus. The Fifteen Minute
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