September 16, 2025 • 8 mins
A listener calls in to tell us about a goat roaming around her town.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get your hands together and we're going to start the party.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Start.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I'm ready to party.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
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Speaker 3 (00:17):
Party Podcast. Hi, y'all, y'all do so we heard from Jackie.
She called it earlier. She's out there in schoola county, PA.
Let's go talk to Jackie. Jackie. Yeah, Hi, I'm so
glad you're on with us. We have questions about your text.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot going on. So I am
in a Facebook group. I know previously you guys had
talked about them for like our local town for news
events happening. There is a goat on the loose, yes,
nobody literally like, there's a goat with horns. I don't
(01:01):
know if it's a ram. I don't know what the
exact breed of goat. But it all started on well
this weekend, and all started this weekend. There was a
picture posted in the Facebook group of this goat by
the high school, and everyone was like, where's this goat from?
(01:22):
It's it's again a big goat. Huge. Next thing, we know,
there's another post of the same goat now somewhere else.
There's been like twelve posts about this goat.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
So the goat's everywhere, but whose goat is it? Do
we know who owns the goat?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
So finally this woman posted and said, Hi, it's my goat.
I'm regnant. They were trying to, I guess, sell the
goat at the auction, and the goat got loose and
is now just everywhere.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Hell yeah, didn't want to be.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
That, don't want to be grilled.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, exactly, it's it's it's honestly a heroic story for
the goat.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
So where's the last place we saw the goat?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
So as of this morning, the goat was found in
front of the ice cream shop in town. Okay, yeah, yeah,
right in front of the ice cream shop. However, the
ice cream shop is off of a highway, so people
are saying that the goat is potentially in danger. I
think it made it out, but it's getting scary out there.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
For I would not be returning the goat to the owner.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Well, that's there's a big sorry, there's there's a big
controversy right now because the poor woman, who is again
very pregnant and can't catch the goat, she is being
hated on because she was trying to sell the goat.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
And now people are like, well do you want the
goat or not, like do you want it free or
are you trying to get the goat?
Speaker 5 (03:06):
So see, okay, hold on, I got to stop you there, Jackie.
This is the problem with these Facebook communities exactly. People
start tearing the crap out of each other on these
Facebook pages, and I mean gossiping, yelling, disagreeing, and fighting. Look,
the pregnant woman lost your goat. If you see the goat,
let's get to go back. How come they can't catch
(03:28):
a goat? It makes no sense to me.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Well, so they're saying that they need to get a
lasso because the goat's pretty quick. His name is Billy.
He said if you call his name that he should
come to you. But apparently that hasn't been working. Yeah,
they need a lasso or something at this point.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Right, Well, you.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Know, if you want to find the goat. This is
something that Nate and I have questions about. Go to
the tin can factory.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
Apparently goats love tin can you all the cartoons, can
you guess have some good ideas?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
And if I may win way in on the comments section,
if it's this woman's goat and it's her property, well
then she has a right to sell it. And it
doesn't matter, you know what, what what she does with it, she.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Should get it back. No, but no, but she should
be able to get it back.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
But when the poles shouldn't be asking these other questions,
these extraneous questions about what she.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Wants to do with it. It belongs to her, It
needs to be returned to her.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
If I have the goat in my custody, I need
to know what's happening to the goat when it leaves
my custody.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Or Okay, you're no better than these crazy clowns on
these Facebook pages.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Never claimed to be. I am part of the circus.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
So, Jackie, are you enjoyed just kind of sitting back
and you know, eating popcorn and watching this go by?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah? So my mom and my stepdad they have had
rigorous conversations about whether they should go out and start
not hunting, but trying to get this goat. But yeah,
searching for the goat. But my stepdad is big into hunting,
he has no interest in trying to get the goat.
(05:14):
But me and my mom are getting a kick out
of it for sure.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Okay, it's something the whole town can take part in.
But yeah, cause it stirs up controversy. All right, you
have to be our official uh correspondent on this as
soon as you can hear more.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Jackie, you need a less know about.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
It for sure. I'm in like Schoole County, Pennsylvania, very
teeny tiny town.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
So okay, all right, so it's all happening at Google County, PA.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Does the goat? Yeah, yeah, Billy, she said, yeah, Billy. Okay,
that's so named.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
If you can catch anyone, if anyone sees Billy on
sixty one by the freeze, please try to get a
laso or something. This is my PSA.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Okay, thank you for the PSA. I don't I don't
really have a lasso sitting around the house. I need
to create one. But also it's you said, Highway sixty one.
That's that's gonna be a messy explosion if someone hits
that go poor Billy.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah yeah, all right, well yeah, it's.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
The headlines from School County, PA. From our friend Jackie, Jackie,
thank you, best of luck with Billy.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Thank you. I'll keep you guys for sure, Okay.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Take care bye bye. Yeah. How do you follow that up? Nate?
Speaker 7 (06:33):
Well, thinking you know this thing is on the loose.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I guess that's what you could call it.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
But I remember as a kid, things would get loose
in our neighborhood and people would be searching.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
It would make the news.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
There was a story there was a lion that got
loose from the zoo, wow or somebody, I can't remember
if it was from the zoo or somebody had a
lion as a pet that it got loose and they
were chasing this thing and then they realized it was oaks.
I can't remember the exact thing that happened, but yeah,
I think this is something that happens all the time
(07:06):
that unless you're in that community, you have no idea.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
But it's that it's that common story everyone can tell,
you know, everyone can talk about it.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
It's what's happening in town. By the way.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Uh, they're saying that goats have powerful stomach acids.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Is that why they guess?
Speaker 5 (07:21):
I guess they can heat in cans and goats aren't
they're not too smart?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
And don't some of them produce milk?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Absolutely, goat cheese, goat cheese all that.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Well, so maybe that's why she wants to sell it
an auction. It could be one of those that produces
milk Billy.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I don't think it has utters.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
You can you can get fluids out of Billy if
you want. Thanks for sharing, all right, Well, if you
hear more about Billy, let us know after ye
Get your hands together and we're going to start the party.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Start.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I'm ready to party.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Elvis Duran After Party.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Party Podcast. Hi, y'all, y'all do so we heard from Jackie.
She called it earlier. She's out there in schoola county, PA.
Let's go talk to Jackie. Jackie. Yeah, Hi, I'm so
glad you're on with us. We have questions about your text.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot going on. So I am
in a Facebook group. I know previously you guys had
talked about them for like our local town for news
events happening. There is a goat on the loose, yes,
nobody literally like, there's a goat with horns. I don't
(01:01):
know if it's a ram. I don't know what the
exact breed of goat. But it all started on well
this weekend, and all started this weekend. There was a
picture posted in the Facebook group of this goat by
the high school, and everyone was like, where's this goat from?
(01:22):
It's it's again a big goat. Huge. Next thing, we know,
there's another post of the same goat now somewhere else.
There's been like twelve posts about this goat.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
So the goat's everywhere, but whose goat is it? Do
we know who owns the goat?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
So finally this woman posted and said, Hi, it's my goat.
I'm regnant. They were trying to, I guess, sell the
goat at the auction, and the goat got loose and
is now just everywhere.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Hell yeah, didn't want to be.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
That, don't want to be grilled.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, exactly, it's it's it's honestly a heroic story for
the goat.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
So where's the last place we saw the goat?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
So as of this morning, the goat was found in
front of the ice cream shop in town. Okay, yeah, yeah,
right in front of the ice cream shop. However, the
ice cream shop is off of a highway, so people
are saying that the goat is potentially in danger. I
think it made it out, but it's getting scary out there.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
For I would not be returning the goat to the owner.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Well, that's there's a big sorry, there's there's a big
controversy right now because the poor woman, who is again
very pregnant and can't catch the goat, she is being
hated on because she was trying to sell the goat.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
And now people are like, well do you want the
goat or not, like do you want it free or
are you trying to get the goat?
Speaker 5 (03:06):
So see, okay, hold on, I got to stop you there, Jackie.
This is the problem with these Facebook communities exactly. People
start tearing the crap out of each other on these
Facebook pages, and I mean gossiping, yelling, disagreeing, and fighting. Look,
the pregnant woman lost your goat. If you see the goat,
let's get to go back. How come they can't catch
(03:28):
a goat? It makes no sense to me.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Well, so they're saying that they need to get a
lasso because the goat's pretty quick. His name is Billy.
He said if you call his name that he should
come to you. But apparently that hasn't been working. Yeah,
they need a lasso or something at this point.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Right, Well, you.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Know, if you want to find the goat. This is
something that Nate and I have questions about. Go to
the tin can factory.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
Apparently goats love tin can you all the cartoons, can
you guess have some good ideas?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
And if I may win way in on the comments section,
if it's this woman's goat and it's her property, well
then she has a right to sell it. And it
doesn't matter, you know what, what what she does with it, she.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Should get it back. No, but no, but she should
be able to get it back.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
But when the poles shouldn't be asking these other questions,
these extraneous questions about what she.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Wants to do with it. It belongs to her, It
needs to be returned to her.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
If I have the goat in my custody, I need
to know what's happening to the goat when it leaves
my custody.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Or Okay, you're no better than these crazy clowns on
these Facebook pages.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Never claimed to be. I am part of the circus.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
So, Jackie, are you enjoyed just kind of sitting back
and you know, eating popcorn and watching this go by?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah? So my mom and my stepdad they have had
rigorous conversations about whether they should go out and start
not hunting, but trying to get this goat. But yeah,
searching for the goat. But my stepdad is big into hunting,
he has no interest in trying to get the goat.
(05:14):
But me and my mom are getting a kick out
of it for sure.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Okay, it's something the whole town can take part in.
But yeah, cause it stirs up controversy. All right, you
have to be our official uh correspondent on this as
soon as you can hear more.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Jackie, you need a less know about.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
It for sure. I'm in like Schoole County, Pennsylvania, very
teeny tiny town.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
So okay, all right, so it's all happening at Google County, PA.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Does the goat? Yeah, yeah, Billy, she said, yeah, Billy. Okay,
that's so named.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
If you can catch anyone, if anyone sees Billy on
sixty one by the freeze, please try to get a
laso or something. This is my PSA.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Okay, thank you for the PSA. I don't I don't
really have a lasso sitting around the house. I need
to create one. But also it's you said, Highway sixty one.
That's that's gonna be a messy explosion if someone hits
that go poor Billy.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah yeah, all right, well yeah, it's.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
The headlines from School County, PA. From our friend Jackie, Jackie,
thank you, best of luck with Billy.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Thank you. I'll keep you guys for sure, Okay.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Take care bye bye. Yeah. How do you follow that up? Nate?
Speaker 7 (06:33):
Well, thinking you know this thing is on the loose.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I guess that's what you could call it.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
But I remember as a kid, things would get loose
in our neighborhood and people would be searching.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
It would make the news.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
There was a story there was a lion that got
loose from the zoo, wow or somebody, I can't remember
if it was from the zoo or somebody had a
lion as a pet that it got loose and they
were chasing this thing and then they realized it was oaks.
I can't remember the exact thing that happened, but yeah,
I think this is something that happens all the time
(07:06):
that unless you're in that community, you have no idea.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
But it's that it's that common story everyone can tell,
you know, everyone can talk about it.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
It's what's happening in town. By the way.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Uh, they're saying that goats have powerful stomach acids.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Is that why they guess?
Speaker 5 (07:21):
I guess they can heat in cans and goats aren't
they're not too smart?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
And don't some of them produce milk?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Absolutely, goat cheese, goat cheese all that.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Well, so maybe that's why she wants to sell it
an auction. It could be one of those that produces
milk Billy.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I don't think it has utters.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
You can you can get fluids out of Billy if
you want. Thanks for sharing, all right, Well, if you
hear more about Billy, let us know after ye
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