July 24, 2024 • 10 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast firm.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Elvis Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's here the fifty Minute Morning Show podcast. Our special guest,
Tommy de Dario's here, Hi, Tommy. Of course in the
Serial Killers podcast room, we have Scotty B and there's
a Gandhi and Scary and Cobra. I'm sorry, the one
and only featured in Cobra. Katt Yes, and what's left
of Nate. I've had a couple of drinks.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
So they celebrated me with a birthday party today, which
they should not have done. It was very bad.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Which best do you hate the most? Right?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I don't hate any of you because it was a
lot of fun, okay, and I appreciate it. They are
you okay?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
With the hour? Like if we went longer, would you
have hated?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
It?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Went through many different incarnations? What were you going to iterations?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
First of all, you know, I'm sure you were going
to do something on my birthday, and I then till
I'm not coming in.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
From Yeah, So then we had to figure out a
day you would actually physically be here because he works
from home sometimes.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
And he cancels a lot.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
I'm not going to be tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah, I do. This was supposed to be last week.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, yeah, last Wednesday. Did I fuck it up? Because
that was actually bunches. We were expecting that.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
So when we say, who was scheduled to come in
and he had to cancel?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Bobby Flay was gonna come in, and and then Bobby
had a schedule change.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Oh okay, that's why I got to text from Bobby. Yeah, sorry,
I couldn't make it. He said, I hear you have
a big birthday coming up, and he'll be sixty as well.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
But we just had to do something. You.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
I know you hate it when we do stuff for
your birthday. I get that evil eye from you. But
we have to do something, and this is it. This
is it food, It's much appreciated.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Done.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Yeah, you know, don't ask for anything else.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Duran and watching Tommy do shots is kind of fun.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I'm still feeling the alter egos coming out. I'm still
feeling it. And you trying to get me to do more.
I didn't try, just offered you. Oh okay, tempted you
know that's a bat. I'm like, oh, thank you, guys,
thank you very much. The only thing missing was a stripper.
So when we started talking about ordering strippers for parties,
and I'm sorry, did you I was in insulting you
(02:18):
by saying you weren't the stripper a little bit. Okay, yeah,
but your.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Clothes are still on, so how could you be the stripper? Really?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
When Tommy drinks, he takes his clif anyway, but you're
talking about Gonney was showing his photos of a stripper
they ordered for their friend's birthday party, and then photos
of the guy that actually showed up two different guys.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
We got Catfish. Yeah, he showed up. So we ordered
this guy. I showed you guys a picture of him.
He was beautiful, and I specifically because my friend is
very tall. I said, we need a guy who's at
least six feet if not taller. Cool, No problem, we
order this person. The man who showed up was not
that person. When he hopped out of the car with
his little boom box and whatever, I was like, Oh,
are you the sound guy? What's happening? He said, no,
(02:58):
I'm the stripper you order. I said, you are not
the stripper that I ordered, But.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
He still came in his stripped He.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Came in and I don't know what to do at
that point. I mean, we had to have a stripper.
I guess he was probably five four five five, so
he was right around her boobs to shoulder level.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Okay, we told.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Him not to take off his He didn't have to
take off his shorts. He busted him off. He had
on a homemade thong with tassels.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
And then he left on his socks and sneakers, black socks,
black sneakers, and gave me a cold.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
It's good to leave on your socks and sneakers as
a stripper. It gives you traction. I guess, so lady
gave you a cold.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Yeah, he gave me a cold cold after that.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Well, if he was so disgusting, why were you so
close you got a cold?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Because mail strippers don't know boundaries. I kept scooting off
to the back, and he will, They will chase you, Danielle,
Am I wrong?
Speaker 6 (03:42):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Let me tell you.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
I had a guy once picked me up and wrapped
my legs around his neck.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yes, I'm like, put me down now.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Mail strippers are.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
But is that what you do? Tommy? Yeah, okay, signature move.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but I
did form as a male dancer can tell your name
Michael J. Cox, really, and I can tell you that
the ladies are way more aggressive than any guy could
ever be.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
That is not true because as I would, did you
have bruises?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
My friend had bruce, I was accosted, I had my
legs spread, I had my thing grab.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
No, I think he's talking about the fans. Yes, right,
you know what I'm gonna I'm going to back you
up on this.
Speaker 8 (04:29):
While I was not a professional stripper, I was the
shirtless Abercrombie and fitztore boy, and some of the most
aggressive people that I met were female tourists. Like they
licked my nipples, where they kissed my neck.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
They grabbed the ass. They did it all, not the men,
the female. So I'm gonna go.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
With me feeling you guys are talking about the people
coming to see you, and I'm talking about the strippers.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
But it's a whole collective EXPERI We'll go ahead.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Then.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Male strippers do not know boundaries. If someone's running away
from you, you don't chase them, and you don't take
them up and wrap their legs around your head, and
you don't clack their knees together untill.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
They have bruises.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Your friend, my friend he did this.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Thing where he kept opening your legs and then slamming
them back together, and she had.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Home version like that.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Oh yeah, you know, I think those guys are they're rookies,
they're bush let Michael.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
To Gandhi's point, I got chased down First Avenue by
a drag queen stripper.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Remember the TV.
Speaker 7 (05:32):
I was on the TV show Blind Date and we
were at Lucky Chang's when.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
They do like a whole big strip show t's and whatever.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
And I got called up on stage and then when
I didn't want to take off my pants this, I
ran out of the place and the stripper literally chased
me down in stiletto heels down First Avenue.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
And bet.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
He's a DJ, he's a radio personality.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
So yeah, this was on TV.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
He was on the scene Scary Jones Blind Date.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
It's out there. It's out there.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Question, very question, question for the for the gay gentlemen
in the room.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Do you get anything out.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Of stripped like a male stripper?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Does that do anything for either? No?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Not for me, not really.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
No.
Speaker 8 (06:13):
I think there's artist street and female strippers. I do,
I really do. I think it's a beautiful thing. I
think I love a good poll. J Lo and Hustlers
was like, I want to be you. I just I
think it's a beautiful art for it.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Did not just say that I did, But I mean
there used to be a club on twentieth Street. We
would go to it and it was it was his
guys stripping. Yeah, but it was like a little extra.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Was it was it splash?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
No it was. It was not there anymore extra being
a champagne.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I guess it's whatever. It was more than just you know, Okay, it.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Wasn't the one where they take showers with they had
the town.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
That's not that splash. No, it was a splash. He
knows a lot about time flash. No, it wasn't splash.
We want to splash.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I was there.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, it was awesome, and a drag queen chased him
down the street.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
That.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Oh, now that I can find it scary Jones blind eight.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I will give those search terms out one more time.
Speaker 7 (07:14):
Oh no, no, I'm just saying, because yes, you think
I tell tall tales, I'm not exaggerating.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
We were all there. We were all there that night.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
We saw the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
He wants you to go look him up.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
I will because I want to see him getting chased
by a drag queen.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Remember that night, right, Danielle?
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
So where were we?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
This is our podcast? You've never heard of this podcast?
Alcohol For me at least, I'm a little buzz Yeah,
I know. I just said I want to be j
Low stripping. I'm bloody. I'm buzzed too. Clearly he's blessed. Wait,
I gluzz Tommy.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Were you in the front of Abercrombie or like in
the store as Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
No, No, I was at the door. Please, I was
at the door. I'll mistake about it. I was on
Fifth Avenue at the door. Okay.
Speaker 8 (07:59):
I started my career at the seaport and then I
went to Fifth Avenue.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Did you spray everybody perfume?
Speaker 6 (08:05):
They walked in?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
What's up?
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Do you do the perfume spray when they walked in?
Speaker 8 (08:08):
No? I just stood there with a glistening chest and
wait at people.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Did you have to put cocoa butter on your chest?
I maybe put some potions on something.
Speaker 8 (08:17):
Yeah, I maybe did a few things.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah, there are some pictures out there.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
My boyfriend was the same Abercrombie boy that Tommy was
he said, he lasted two days and he was out.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Rib Did you ever spend weekend at the CEO's house?
His house? But you know we have fun in my
Abercrombie days.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Wow, that house is notorious because it's all I would
never go to the ceo.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Are you kidding me that guy?
Speaker 5 (08:41):
No, No, he has like a we call it the
farm because he just has a slew. Well had at
one point a slew of men who worked there, and
the rules that they had to follow to work at
the farm were crazy.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh yeah, yeah, you can't. You can't go on dates
with girls.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
One of my friends got fired for having sex with
a girl in his house. Understandable. Another one of my
friends told me that they can only wear Abercrombie underwear
that has to be visible and no shirts, no matter
what time of year it is. So if they had
to go out and clean his car, wash his car
there outside shirtless in the snow with their Abercrombie and
flip flops.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Really, whatever you've heard is probably true.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Probably get paid for all of this.
Speaker 8 (09:22):
When I was a door guy, it was actually that's
why I did it, to be honest, It was like
the regular whatever the hourly wage was plus like one
hundred bucks for your ship.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
So it was actually really good when I was in college.
And that's that's why I did it. Well, you had
to put food on the table. I did, Elvis, I did.
A girl has to eat, that's right, Scotty.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Here Abercrombie shorts.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I'm actually wearing an Abercombie shirt right now.
Speaker 8 (09:44):
Let me tell you though, their new like line, their
whole revamp is awesome, Like you go back and worked.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
It well, no, thank you, but I'm just saying I
like their new stuff. I just want some thank you
flap front?
Speaker 5 (09:57):
What age?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Can you not shop there? Anybody? You' wear a logo?
I mean, come on, who like you don't wear an
abercrum so no one knows it's from there? You don't
want to like say, I'm wearing.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
To an older audience now, so like people like, are.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
You calling people?
Speaker 8 (10:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Like you no?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Can we go in there and not? Dude? Okay, good,
all right.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I'm not I want not get here. But the size,
the sizes are all still like this is a double
XL this shirt. I'm just fat. I'm not. Oh my god,
that it's been a lot of fun here, It's been
a lot of fun here at the Fifteen Minute Morning
Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Welcome to podcast. Yeah what was there? Time?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Ten minutes and fifteen seconds any thanks for coming in.
I have a beautiful, messed day, you too, The fifteen
Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast firm.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Elvis Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's here the fifty Minute Morning Show podcast. Our special guest,
Tommy de Dario's here, Hi, Tommy. Of course in the
Serial Killers podcast room, we have Scotty B and there's
a Gandhi and Scary and Cobra. I'm sorry, the one
and only featured in Cobra. Katt Yes, and what's left
of Nate. I've had a couple of drinks.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
So they celebrated me with a birthday party today, which
they should not have done. It was very bad.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Which best do you hate the most? Right?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I don't hate any of you because it was a
lot of fun, okay, and I appreciate it. They are
you okay?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
With the hour? Like if we went longer, would you
have hated?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
It?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Went through many different incarnations? What were you going to iterations?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
First of all, you know, I'm sure you were going
to do something on my birthday, and I then till
I'm not coming in.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
From Yeah, So then we had to figure out a
day you would actually physically be here because he works
from home sometimes.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
And he cancels a lot.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
I'm not going to be tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah, I do. This was supposed to be last week.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, yeah, last Wednesday. Did I fuck it up? Because
that was actually bunches. We were expecting that.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
So when we say, who was scheduled to come in
and he had to cancel?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Bobby Flay was gonna come in, and and then Bobby
had a schedule change.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Oh okay, that's why I got to text from Bobby. Yeah, sorry,
I couldn't make it. He said, I hear you have
a big birthday coming up, and he'll be sixty as well.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
But we just had to do something. You.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
I know you hate it when we do stuff for
your birthday. I get that evil eye from you. But
we have to do something, and this is it. This
is it food, It's much appreciated.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Done.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Yeah, you know, don't ask for anything else.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Duran and watching Tommy do shots is kind of fun.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I'm still feeling the alter egos coming out. I'm still
feeling it. And you trying to get me to do more.
I didn't try, just offered you. Oh okay, tempted you
know that's a bat. I'm like, oh, thank you, guys,
thank you very much. The only thing missing was a stripper.
So when we started talking about ordering strippers for parties,
and I'm sorry, did you I was in insulting you
(02:18):
by saying you weren't the stripper a little bit. Okay, yeah,
but your.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Clothes are still on, so how could you be the stripper? Really?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
When Tommy drinks, he takes his clif anyway, but you're
talking about Gonney was showing his photos of a stripper
they ordered for their friend's birthday party, and then photos
of the guy that actually showed up two different guys.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
We got Catfish. Yeah, he showed up. So we ordered
this guy. I showed you guys a picture of him.
He was beautiful, and I specifically because my friend is
very tall. I said, we need a guy who's at
least six feet if not taller. Cool, No problem, we
order this person. The man who showed up was not
that person. When he hopped out of the car with
his little boom box and whatever, I was like, Oh,
are you the sound guy? What's happening? He said, no,
(02:58):
I'm the stripper you order. I said, you are not
the stripper that I ordered, But.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
He still came in his stripped He.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Came in and I don't know what to do at
that point. I mean, we had to have a stripper.
I guess he was probably five four five five, so
he was right around her boobs to shoulder level.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Okay, we told.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Him not to take off his He didn't have to
take off his shorts. He busted him off. He had
on a homemade thong with tassels.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
And then he left on his socks and sneakers, black socks,
black sneakers, and gave me a cold.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
It's good to leave on your socks and sneakers as
a stripper. It gives you traction. I guess, so lady
gave you a cold.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Yeah, he gave me a cold cold after that.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Well, if he was so disgusting, why were you so
close you got a cold?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Because mail strippers don't know boundaries. I kept scooting off
to the back, and he will, They will chase you, Danielle,
Am I wrong?
Speaker 6 (03:42):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Let me tell you.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
I had a guy once picked me up and wrapped
my legs around his neck.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yes, I'm like, put me down now.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Mail strippers are.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
But is that what you do? Tommy? Yeah, okay, signature move.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but I
did form as a male dancer can tell your name
Michael J. Cox, really, and I can tell you that
the ladies are way more aggressive than any guy could
ever be.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
That is not true because as I would, did you
have bruises?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
My friend had bruce, I was accosted, I had my
legs spread, I had my thing grab.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
No, I think he's talking about the fans. Yes, right,
you know what I'm gonna I'm going to back you
up on this.
Speaker 8 (04:29):
While I was not a professional stripper, I was the
shirtless Abercrombie and fitztore boy, and some of the most
aggressive people that I met were female tourists. Like they
licked my nipples, where they kissed my neck.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
They grabbed the ass. They did it all, not the men,
the female. So I'm gonna go.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
With me feeling you guys are talking about the people
coming to see you, and I'm talking about the strippers.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
But it's a whole collective EXPERI We'll go ahead.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Then.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Male strippers do not know boundaries. If someone's running away
from you, you don't chase them, and you don't take
them up and wrap their legs around your head, and
you don't clack their knees together untill.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
They have bruises.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Your friend, my friend he did this.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Thing where he kept opening your legs and then slamming
them back together, and she had.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Home version like that.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Oh yeah, you know, I think those guys are they're rookies,
they're bush let Michael.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
To Gandhi's point, I got chased down First Avenue by
a drag queen stripper.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Remember the TV.
Speaker 7 (05:32):
I was on the TV show Blind Date and we
were at Lucky Chang's when.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
They do like a whole big strip show t's and whatever.
Speaker 7 (05:38):
And I got called up on stage and then when
I didn't want to take off my pants this, I
ran out of the place and the stripper literally chased
me down in stiletto heels down First Avenue.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
And bet.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
He's a DJ, he's a radio personality.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
So yeah, this was on TV.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
He was on the scene Scary Jones Blind Date.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
It's out there. It's out there.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Question, very question, question for the for the gay gentlemen
in the room.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Do you get anything out.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Of stripped like a male stripper?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Does that do anything for either? No?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Not for me, not really.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
No.
Speaker 8 (06:13):
I think there's artist street and female strippers. I do,
I really do. I think it's a beautiful thing. I
think I love a good poll. J Lo and Hustlers
was like, I want to be you. I just I
think it's a beautiful art for it.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Did not just say that I did, But I mean
there used to be a club on twentieth Street. We
would go to it and it was it was his
guys stripping. Yeah, but it was like a little extra.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Was it was it splash?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
No it was. It was not there anymore extra being
a champagne.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I guess it's whatever. It was more than just you know, Okay, it.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Wasn't the one where they take showers with they had
the town.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
That's not that splash. No, it was a splash. He
knows a lot about time flash. No, it wasn't splash.
We want to splash.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
I was there.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, it was awesome, and a drag queen chased him
down the street.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
That.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Oh, now that I can find it scary Jones blind eight.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I will give those search terms out one more time.
Speaker 7 (07:14):
Oh no, no, I'm just saying, because yes, you think
I tell tall tales, I'm not exaggerating.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
We were all there. We were all there that night.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
We saw the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
He wants you to go look him up.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
I will because I want to see him getting chased
by a drag queen.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Remember that night, right, Danielle?
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
So where were we?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
This is our podcast? You've never heard of this podcast?
Alcohol For me at least, I'm a little buzz Yeah,
I know. I just said I want to be j
Low stripping. I'm bloody. I'm buzzed too. Clearly he's blessed. Wait,
I gluzz Tommy.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Were you in the front of Abercrombie or like in
the store as Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
No, No, I was at the door. Please, I was
at the door. I'll mistake about it. I was on
Fifth Avenue at the door. Okay.
Speaker 8 (07:59):
I started my career at the seaport and then I
went to Fifth Avenue.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Did you spray everybody perfume?
Speaker 6 (08:05):
They walked in?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
What's up?
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Do you do the perfume spray when they walked in?
Speaker 8 (08:08):
No? I just stood there with a glistening chest and
wait at people.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Did you have to put cocoa butter on your chest?
I maybe put some potions on something.
Speaker 8 (08:17):
Yeah, I maybe did a few things.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah, there are some pictures out there.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
My boyfriend was the same Abercrombie boy that Tommy was
he said, he lasted two days and he was out.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Rib Did you ever spend weekend at the CEO's house?
His house? But you know we have fun in my
Abercrombie days.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Wow, that house is notorious because it's all I would
never go to the ceo.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Are you kidding me that guy?
Speaker 5 (08:41):
No, No, he has like a we call it the
farm because he just has a slew. Well had at
one point a slew of men who worked there, and
the rules that they had to follow to work at
the farm were crazy.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh yeah, yeah, you can't. You can't go on dates
with girls.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
One of my friends got fired for having sex with
a girl in his house. Understandable. Another one of my
friends told me that they can only wear Abercrombie underwear
that has to be visible and no shirts, no matter
what time of year it is. So if they had
to go out and clean his car, wash his car
there outside shirtless in the snow with their Abercrombie and
flip flops.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Really, whatever you've heard is probably true.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Probably get paid for all of this.
Speaker 8 (09:22):
When I was a door guy, it was actually that's
why I did it, to be honest, It was like
the regular whatever the hourly wage was plus like one
hundred bucks for your ship.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
So it was actually really good when I was in college.
And that's that's why I did it. Well, you had
to put food on the table. I did, Elvis, I did.
A girl has to eat, that's right, Scotty.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Here Abercrombie shorts.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I'm actually wearing an Abercombie shirt right now.
Speaker 8 (09:44):
Let me tell you though, their new like line, their
whole revamp is awesome, Like you go back and worked.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
It well, no, thank you, but I'm just saying I
like their new stuff. I just want some thank you
flap front?
Speaker 5 (09:57):
What age?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Can you not shop there? Anybody? You' wear a logo?
I mean, come on, who like you don't wear an
abercrum so no one knows it's from there? You don't
want to like say, I'm wearing.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
To an older audience now, so like people like, are.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
You calling people?
Speaker 8 (10:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Like you no?
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Can we go in there and not? Dude? Okay, good,
all right.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I'm not I want not get here. But the size,
the sizes are all still like this is a double
XL this shirt. I'm just fat. I'm not. Oh my god,
that it's been a lot of fun here, It's been
a lot of fun here at the Fifteen Minute Morning
Show podcast.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Welcome to podcast. Yeah what was there? Time?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Ten minutes and fifteen seconds any thanks for coming in.
I have a beautiful, messed day, you too, The fifteen
Minute Morning Show
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