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May 30, 2024 14 mins

Do you have a favorite water bottle? Plus we are talking about why we are mad!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about your on your podcast? Fine,
fifteen morning show, let's do It's the fifteen minute morning
show podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
We're all over the world. Gandhi is in Columbus. Hello,
I'm in Santa Fe. Everyone else is in New York City,
which is a worldly city. So we're very worldly today.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
I get Hey, let's start with Danielle.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Is it true your water bottle is more than just
a vessel that holds water.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
It's a way of life you've learned.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Apparently so, because you had brought bought all of us
those hydro flasks with our names on it, and my
straw wound up going missing. So I needed a new straw.
So I went to the store and I had a
hydro flask straw and a Stanley straw in my hands,
and I went to the lady at the front and
I'm like, there are different sizes, will this one fit

(01:01):
this one? And the lady said, well, what do you have?
And I said, well, I have a hydro flax flask
at home, but I'm thinking of trying this Stanley straw.
And she goes, oh, are you a Stanley girl now?
And I looked at her and I go what And
then She put her Stanley on the counter and it
had all these stickers on it, and she's like, yeah,

(01:22):
you need to be a Stanley girl. And I said,
and I swear to gosh, I just looked at her
and I go, I just think of it as a
bottle to drink my water out of. Like I didn't
think that I was supposed to choose, and apparently Stanley.
Then there's Yetti. Then there's a hydro flask. Nate saying,
what the hell is that?

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Danielle a drink El Jean.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
It's it's a hard plastic It's not like a thermos,
like Gandhi, what are you using?

Speaker 5 (01:52):
I have YETI I swear by Yetti. I think Yetti
is the best, hands down, it is the best one.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
But what daniel said, she not only drinks water out
of it, this lady, she has stickers on its committment.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
It's like people like to buy a car that represents
who they are. Whatever. Yeah, a water bottle is representing
who you are. The way she put it on.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
The counter was like it was part of her family.

Speaker 6 (02:12):
So it's just it's just it's a status thing. So
so do I what do I get for being a
thermous guy.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Is Charlie brown On there.

Speaker 7 (02:25):
Goes with that, he's the only one in America using it.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Right now, I feel like I need to make a
decision and commit or something.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I don't like, you know, I just love that she
puts such a high, high, high whatever on the status
of her drinking bottle.

Speaker 6 (02:44):
It's funny because I bet in some people's dating profiles
they have that they're a Stanley girl, run Danielle.

Speaker 8 (02:51):
What color was it?

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Hers was white?

Speaker 8 (02:54):
Oh yeah, you don't see that a lot.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
It was white with stickers on it. But I honestly
I have like a pinkish white one, that small one.
But then I also have an orange one that.

Speaker 9 (03:03):
You got me out was the uh am I in
the minority that I don't own any and I don't
want any. I'll never use one ever, I don't like, would.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Never use one.

Speaker 8 (03:13):
He hates water.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Drink water.

Speaker 9 (03:17):
I don't drink. I don't drink a lot of water.
But if I do, I just grab a bottle from
the refrigerator. I don't use. I don't use reusable. I
hate reusable things. They're gross to me. Okay, how often
do you wash them all the time?

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Don't believe it all the time.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
You know, they show you that you.

Speaker 9 (03:32):
Have to pull off the I know I do that
for I do that for the kids because they use
the kids use The kids are like eighteen of them.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
But I won't use one. I think it's gross.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Well, they're a thing. They've been the thing for a while. Now.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
I know you're You're probably not alone, Scotty. I'm sure
that a lot of people out there out there who
do not use water. I still use my disposable styrofoam cups.

Speaker 7 (03:48):
Yeah, Scotty enjoys adding to that plastic garbage.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Scott, I'm kidding. They're not styrofoam, but they are. You know,
they're they're disposable ones.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
You are killing the turtles.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
I don't use straw so turtles.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Oh yeah, somebody like puts their penis in like the
Stanley before you we buy it at the store. Because
you have this thing about people putting privates in areas
and that's why you don't use things.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Yes, No, I don't think that. It's not that it's
just for me.

Speaker 9 (04:16):
There's something in my head that reusable things are dirty
even when you clean them.

Speaker 8 (04:20):
Even when you clean them, and then you drink at.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Like like plates and forks.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
No, that stuff I use.

Speaker 9 (04:26):
But the water container, I don't do you know that
I'm bananas And that's just something.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
You think about it.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
When you go to a restaurant, you're getting you're getting
off of a plate that literally.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Hundreds and thousands of people have eaten.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
That you're using its diseased guy used people.

Speaker 9 (04:45):
I understand, but this is like an enclosed container.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Don't you're putting your lips on the same glass. I
get it, Okay, guys, guys, guys, everyone else.

Speaker 9 (04:55):
I know you're not getting convince them otherwise. I can't
explain my insanity. But that's just one of my things.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
It may not be insanity. There could be a lot
of people show that same thing. I don't know whatever.
But so what did you end up doing, Danielle?

Speaker 3 (05:08):
I wound up buying the straw that belonged to the
hydro flash straw and trying it because it was a
different size, and I think the mouth was a little
bit too big, so I had to exchange it again.
So I wound up finding something that I could use,
so I was happy.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
But you know, all this, over all of this over
water bottles.

Speaker 8 (05:29):
It's kind of funny.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
I couldn't believe ten years ago, no one would have
no one would be having this conversation here where you go.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yep there, so go ahead. I said.

Speaker 6 (05:38):
There was a guy we used to work with, to
Scotty's point, and he had one of those reusable coffee
uh you know things whatever, and he would use it
over the same every single day.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
And then one day I saw it on.

Speaker 6 (05:51):
His little desk in his studio and had like this
crud all over the mouthpiece of area.

Speaker 8 (05:57):
So he's got me, skye and that's change his life
that day.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
So yeah, I kind of see it a weird way
if you don't watch it thoroughly where Scotty's coming from.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Okay, well, Harry Washer, sorry, wash your shit. Many So
Gandhi has a complaint against Meta.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
Yeah, I think I have to see them.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
They're screwing her again. Bring everyone up to speed from
the beginning.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
Okay, So my name on Instagram is baby Hot Sauce,
and I noticed that about a year ago. Maybe I
just people weren't able to search me, and my engagement
just went way way down. Then I started getting notes
from people little DM saying hey, I searched you, and
a warning about child sex abuse popped up when I
typed in your name. So it turns out I have

(06:44):
been shadow banded by Meta because baby and hot when
you put them together, pops on their algorithm as something
that is involving child sex abuse. So now all of
my stuff is buried. I thought I was on shadow band.
I am not. I'm still shadow band and it's super irritating.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
How'd you find out you're still a shadow band?

Speaker 4 (07:01):
Well?

Speaker 5 (07:02):
I was at the Gracies and all of these amazing
women who are doing wonderful things with their lives. They
were asking me, how do I follow you on Instagram?
I told them, and they all got hit with child
sex abuse warnings. I was like, oh my god, this
is it. Oh Meta, I'm coming for you. I'm so mad.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
So maybe you should change your name at this point.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
Yeah, So here's the thing. One of our digital people
told me to stick with it for a little while
longer because they've escalated it up the chain and they're
going to fix it soon. It's also at this point
wrapped into a lot of promotional stuff that I do,
including my podcast. I mean, it's called Sauce on the side.
So if I keep some type of sauce, maybe, but
I just I gotta figure something.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Oh my god, Goda waited out.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
Then if I try to send you something now, like
forward you, it comes up with the sex abuse warning,
and I can't even if I type your entire name.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Wait, hold on, you're dming her and it's it's kicking back.
I'm forwarding.

Speaker 6 (07:52):
No, no, no, I'm trying to forward her like this kitten
video I just saw. So you know you put you know,
the paper airplane. Yeah, right, So and I search her
name baby hot and then the sexual and the sexual
warning comes up, and I continue on sauce and you're
not there.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
Yeah, you can only find me by typing in my
first and last name. Oh my god, nobody can spell.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
That just says child sexual abuse is illegal.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
You thought it was a joke.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
I know, horrible. I'm getting it too. Or I have
your search.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
We think your search might be associated with child sexual abuse.
That's you, Gondhy, that's me.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
I think you might have been unshadow band for like
five minutes. And now your shadow band.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Again, harder than I was before. Yeah, not even like kids.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
This is ridiculous.

Speaker 6 (08:37):
Now I can't send you kidding videos, damn it, send them.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
You just have to type in my first and last name.
That's how you have to get around it.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Well, okay, we'll write it out. See what happens. Yeah,
so that's why you mad? Anyone else you're mad? Why
you're mad?

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Danielle? Anyone mad?

Speaker 3 (08:52):
I'm still pissed off at this asshole chewing behind me
at the.

Speaker 8 (08:55):
Movie tat that's just so, I'll tell you what.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeah, it's so inconsidered, consider it.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Can I tell you why I'm stupid mad?

Speaker 9 (09:03):
I'm stupid mad because at the supermarket that I go to,
they have two different sized shopping carts, and so idiots
don't know where to put them in the cart corral,
so they jam the little ones and the big ones,
and the big ones and the little ones, and they
stick way out in the parking lot and the shopping
carts everywhere, Like they should have two different cart crals
for little carts and for big carts.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
And that's something that makes me mad.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
I mean, when you see it, do you actually scream
out loud and look at this guy and ask God why?

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Why? God?

Speaker 6 (09:30):
No?

Speaker 9 (09:30):
But I go over and I rearrange them like I'm
the cart guy because it annoys me that someone tries
to jam the regular size big cart into the smaller cart.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Well, you know what they have out here. I don't
know if you if your grocery store has this. People
were stealing shopping carts from the grocery store down the street.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
So he puts his sensor on it.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
If it's rolled too far away from the grocery store,
it locks the fucking wheel.

Speaker 7 (09:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
So I've tried to be a nice guy, and I
was gonna roll one in the back and it was
like it was locked. I couldn't lock it.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
You why are people stealing trash? I mean shopping carts?
What what are they turning them into grills from summertime?

Speaker 4 (10:03):
They use, they melt, they scrap metal. I think a
lot of it.

Speaker 9 (10:06):
Also, so if some people that live like two blocks
from the grocery store, they'll just take it. But a
store that I was at, the freaking wheel locked up
while I was still in the store, and I went
and of course I hurt my neck, dondy, because well
because it's just locked and I jerked forward.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
Sometimes those things are faulty.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, something else.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
I always get the one that has the squeak like,
I'm walking down your right.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
I'm like you, Danielle, mine always turns to the left.
I'm like, this car will only go left. But no. Now,
the same store, they.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Didn't have the hand things, the hand baskets because people
were stealing them. People would take their ship to the
car these things, and so I have to go get
a cart with wheels if I need four things.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
No, piss me off. I walked right out. That's why
I'm mad. Why are you mad? Straight in eate? You
know what, I'm really not that mad.

Speaker 8 (11:01):
The only thing I could be mad about is it's.

Speaker 6 (11:03):
That cottonwood season, so you've got the It looks literally
like it's snowing at my house every afternoon, so I can't.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Keep the windows open. I mean, it's really nothing to
be mad.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Are you mad?

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Are you mad?

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Because you're not mad?

Speaker 4 (11:16):
I'm mad to be mad.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Why are you mad?

Speaker 6 (11:20):
Because I keep running into the same goddamn pothole on
the same street every single morning as I'm driving up
sixth Avenue and they still haven't filled it, and it's
been a couple of weeks, and it's my right. It
is with the right front passenger side wheel. It goes boom,
well to the pothole.

Speaker 9 (11:37):
Even a dog learned something after a little while, don't
you know the spot?

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Yeah, so I'm pissed at that.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
And then I try and do a good thing for
my body.

Speaker 6 (11:45):
But going to work out at this gym down in Tribeca,
and the friggin' Trump Court case is a half a
block away, and then Dravit de Niro was outside of
the damn gym a half a block away.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
I'm like, could you guys just leave?

Speaker 6 (11:58):
And every single every single street in that area is
under construction or down to one or no lanes, and
the street this street's closed nine to five. And then
I passed Taylor Swift's house and forget about going down
that street because there's always people like taking pictures. And
she's not even here. She's been freaking Copenhagen. I'm so angry.

(12:19):
My heart rate goes up after ten o'clock and I
can tell.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Up during.

Speaker 6 (12:26):
I gotta get to this gym by eleven o'clock and
I do everything.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
I can and everything. Hey, hey, someone give him a hug.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Oh my god, do you think maybe you keep hitting
that same pothole because you use the Lord's name in vain,
just askingly, Garrett, Garrett, why you got at New York
City cab drivers.

Speaker 7 (12:49):
I am sick and tired of them assuming that I'm
always looking for a ride. When I'm crossing the street
early in the morning, coming to work, They'll always pull
over and then they'll stop. Why do you assume normally
and when you hail in New York City cab you
put your hand out or whatever, and you know, they stop.
I'm just walking and then they just then they start
following me. They stalk me like hey, Like they don't

(13:11):
roll down the window, but they're like, hey, come on,
get in, you know you want this cake?

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Get mad? They get mad if you don't get in
right that.

Speaker 8 (13:17):
And and the other thing I'm pissed off at is Alexa. Alexa.

Speaker 7 (13:21):
We have to figure out a way to manage this
technology before it ruins all our lives. I have pretty
much everything connected in my house with Alexa. So when
I send my children to their rooms after they have
you know, done me wrong or argued with me, they
still have a way to speak to me through their rooms.
So I'll be watching, you know, I'm watching House of

(13:42):
Cards right now, and then the TV will stop and
be like message from Hudson's room.

Speaker 8 (13:47):
Hey, I'm in here. Can I get a snack? And
then hey, then.

Speaker 7 (13:53):
I'll have to answer back no, no, And then I'll
message from medicine's room.

Speaker 8 (13:57):
Hey, is it time for me to come out yet?

Speaker 1 (13:59):
No, it's not.

Speaker 8 (13:59):
You just went in two minutes ago.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
You got to turn that off.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
And by the way, I don't know why your kids
are doing your wrong. Yeah, you got to turn that off.
Tell no, no, tell them to stop. Don't ever use it.

Speaker 7 (14:12):
You try to tell up to an eight year old
and a five year old to stop, It doesn't work.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
He's right, You're probably right. I think we're all legitimately mad.
I get it. We're all mad.

Speaker 8 (14:21):
Are you mad?

Speaker 2 (14:22):
All right, let's get out of here, have a beautiful day,
and we'll go.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
The weekends right around the corner. Let's go bye. A
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