You Have To See This

We all have that one or two movies that we haven't seen, and we get yelled at for.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
phone present, Morning Show Ship. Here we go Morning show Podcast.
What was that scary that Alex? That was that was
my best impression of Elvis's husband, Alex. I'm but dialing

(00:27):
someone hold on let me. Danielle facetimed me earlier today
during the show. I was like, are you okay? What's happening?
That was my mom. We keep our I keep my
phone in the front pockets. What we called it dick dialing.
How does that happen? Though? Isn't your phone? I'm always
on lock like how it is, but sometimes it rubs
it the right way. I don't all right, son? Your phone? O? No,

(00:52):
I guess I do? Hello Froggy And there's Danielle, and
there's Scotty B. There's Gandhi and Scary, and there's a
straight Nate, and there's Brody and his pooch, Hi puppy.
That's Percy, Percy the puppy. And there's a producer Sam
with her wonky eyeball. And there's Garrett. Hi Garrett, So, um,

(01:13):
where do you want to start? Straighten eight? Well, we
were having a conversation earlier which we've had a million
times before. But I think Bear's repeating movies people haven't
seen that are iconic films that everybody's seen, probably a
hundred times, everybody of the population. Here's here's the problem
with this. You know, you you have to stop assuming

(01:35):
that everyone has seen and loved everything you have seen
over the years. It's been many years, many films. You listen.
I would say that if it was something obscure, but
a movie like Jurassic Park, hold hold on, hold on.
So Froggy has never seen Jurassic Park, Okay, big deal.

(01:56):
Why is that a problem? So that means you've never
seen the Chris Pratt either. So that means me, Scottie
and Froggy never seen Jurassic Park. The thing is, but
thest of movies of like, oh my god, I can't
believe you didn't see that movie. Those films for us
don't come anywhere near Oh wow, that god we have

(02:16):
For Gandhi, who hasn't seen ET or Star Wars, Star
Wars's crazy. I saw Star Wars, but I fell asleep
in the theater, and so I technically never seen I
saw the first one. I didn't see any others. That
wasn't that intrigued. I get that, like et is a
classic and all that kind of stuff, But those movies
were before I was alive. Jurassic Park, you were alive,

(02:39):
and well, there's no reason to have not seen Jurassic Park.
He's not a good judge because he doesn't go to
the movies he does. I wipe him off. But Froggy
not seen Jurassic Park, scottielievable. You know, by the way,
we must say, Jurassic Park is quite a great film.
I don't know if Chris Pratt was in the first
one thing. If he didn't see Jurassic Park Original, then

(03:02):
I'm sure he didn't see the other ones either. Well,
I get for Good Day exactly. You're gonna be fine.
You know what it's. It's the same as Nate always says,
you don't know what you don't know? So okay, do
you know that? You know if people yell at you,
do you know that? I only saw Goonies for the
first time last summern't have anything anything. I didn't see Titanic.

(03:24):
Don't spoil Bantanic. Scotty and I saw Titanic together for
the very first time. You've never seen Tantic. No interest
like I know the story in Outraged, don't don't spoil it.
I mentioned Top Gun on the show and there were
people that hadn't seen Top Gun and I was shov
saw it. I turned it on and turn it right off.
I'm like, can I be honest? Tom Cruise killed Goose

(03:48):
in that movie killed Goose. I guess I'm not going
to see it now. The movies five years old. People
give the time forward that scene in I was bad
forward that scene and I would fast forward when MoU
Fassa died in uh in the Lion King because I
didn't want to see whenever look spoiler alert. When who

(04:10):
hits the top of the plane and you know he's dead,
I'm like, oh, ship, here it comes, and I'm like,
that's that's I don't want to watch it again, but
admitted Danielle, if Maverick wasn't being such a hot rod
and show off, that ship wouldn't have happened. But as
fly bys and everyone's always telling him no frozen, so
he basically all just gave the entire script of Top Guns. Defferently,

(04:33):
if you haven't seen it on you give the part
where he pushes Kelly McGillis against the wall and makes
out with But by the way, try that in real
life and watch how terribly wrong it goes the way
did when when she's driving like a maniac and he's
chasing her and he gets out of the car and
he slams door and he goes my my flying maybe

(04:55):
blah blah blah. But let me tell you something, and
then it gets so hot after that, I can't even
handle it. That's why I covered my eyes when it
gets hot. I thought Top Gun was a volleyball movie
growing up, so I never had interest in it, so
I had no idea that I never went forward of
watching it because I was like, why do I want
to watch a volleyball movie plays hanging out with the boys?

(05:16):
Do we have that? Hey? Speaking of let me get
to this in a minute. Speaking of Top Gun, did
you guys see the Valve Kilmer documentary, which is not fantastic? Wow,
it's very, very very powerful. It's not really where they
had to redo his voice and digitize it and it
sounds perfect. No, it's a matter of fact, the voice
over in the film is his son reading his words.

(05:39):
But I know they did that later in another situation,
but no, go ahead, no, go ahead, No, I'm done. Really,
Actually it's on Amazon. By the way, Vot Kilmer in
Top Gun. If you haven't seen Val Kilmer in Top Secret,
that's the movie you need to watch. It's made by
the same people that made airplanes. So if you're like
that style of comedy, Val Kilmer is hilarious. I liked
him in The Door as Jim Morrison. He was sexy

(06:02):
as hell. Anyway, back to you, I saw a classic
film last week. The people have been telling me, I
guess since it came out in the late eighties early
nineties that I had to see. It was one of
the greatest baseball films of all time, with Robert Redford,
the natural. I had never seen it. I'm a huge
baseball fan. So I watched it finally, and I was
terribly disappointed and let down. What I feel like, see

(06:24):
I see? I think, I think you need to see
it in the moment it comes out to fully appreciate
the script and the and the filming and the moment.
But watching it now, it was it was really hokey,
boring and come on, that's a classic. Hey, why are
you yelling at hand? Because it's a great movie. By

(06:45):
the way that movie. Growing up, I thought that was
about my grandfather because my grandfather played baseball. And here
I am four years old, I'm like, hey, let's watch Grandpa.
Did your grandfather looked like Robert Redford? No, but he
did him his number one, number nine, So I'm like, Okay,
that's grandpa so pure. My father was an air force
for me. Did your grandpa played like professional basis? He

(07:08):
had the opportunity in the forties to play for around
the Cubs or the Tigers or something. But that's back
when baseball players made like five a year. He's got like,
I got three kids. How the fund can I afford
to him? That's crazy grandpa who lied to his grandson. Wow,
he's dead now, so fuck you Brady. By the way,

(07:30):
that's the promo that we'll see on Instagram later on today.
So can we stop yelling at each other if we
haven't seen a film? I mean, okay. People get the
same thing about TV shows and like, oh do you
watch I don't watch that show? What you're fucking crazy?
I don't watch that show. Just maybe once, maybe, just
as like a family building exercise. We watched Jurassic Park together. Yeah,

(07:54):
let's do it. Well, maybe one film that we all
just got yelled at for that we didn't see. We
watched that one film? Sure, fine, and I'm not going
to watch Sorry. What movie have we all not seen
that we could all watch? Probably nothing, right, So that's
why I said we should all pick a movie. And
but the majority, the biggest number that we got here
was Jurassic Park. And that was the one that all

(08:17):
that shocked everybody else. And Scotty and Scary and Froggy
really need to see it. I think you guys would
like it better. But I don't think less of you
for not seeing that. I've been to the place where
Jurassic Park was filmed, but I didn't see Jurassic Park.
You've been in Hawaii. That was in Hawaii, right, Oh

(08:37):
my god, same Froggy. I did the same tour. We
were there, yes, And I'm sitting there in the woods
and my girlfriend's crying because he was Oh my god,
this is so touching, and I'm like, why are you crying?
Because this is where it all happened, and I'm like,
I cannot relate correct. Why would you go if you
had no context for what the tour is? Ee's wanted

(08:58):
to do, which is the same reason I went, because
it's what the saying Kay didn't want it to do.
But knowing that you were going to go on this tour,
why didn't you prepare and watch the movie? And I
had had to watch grass grow and then a crotch froggy.
Now that you've been there, maybe maybe you would be
interested in seeing and go, oh my god, it's so beautiful.

(09:18):
I remember going there. David went to a location where
they filmed a movie that was c g I didn't
even happened there, No, no, no, no, And then they
put us in a helicopter and then the music for
Jurassic Park story playing. My girlfriend lost it and I'm like,
why are you crying? Juice little for Jurassic Park. I'm like,
I don't know what you're talking about. If you love
your girlfriend, you'd watch the movies. I love how they're

(09:39):
gonna watch Jurassic Park eventually and be like, oh, that's
where I went on vacation, right exactly all the way around.
It's still a beautiful helicopter ride. So what else? What
else do you guys going to yell at each other
about those getting to know you questions? Yesterday really set
people down a dark path in you Okay, all of

(09:59):
a sad. I asked this yesterday, but here you can
answer it. Don't repeat a question, No, it bears repeating
because it's an individual question. What is the first thing
you want to see when you wake up? Oh, Alex?
Oh yeah, that's gonna answer your on the half. That
should be your answer. Yep, that's problem. What if it's
not dogs? You? Okay? Okay, they're almost even with Alex. Okay,

(10:28):
all right, here's a question, scary, What do you do
to keep fit? What do I do to keep fit?
If I did anything? I walked to my food. So
if there's a place I want to go in like no,
in the next town away other than city Hoboken, about

(10:49):
a ten fifteen minute walk. If I want to go
to a restaurant, I will walk to the food. Yea
every three blocks or fitness pizza in my mouth. That's
about it. Scarce took a lift to an uber. I'm

(11:11):
so scary. You walk to your food. I walked to
my food. Yeah, he means once he gets out of
the uber, then he walks to the restaurant. There you go.
All right, just just came out meet the Radio Hall
of Fame class of our friend Elliott Seagull made the
lists Back to You, Back to your gate? All right, Danielle.

(11:33):
On a scale of one to tend tend being the funniest,
How funny are you sex, I would give you higher high. Yeah,
I would see now you think I'm funny. In my house,
I'm not funny. I'm just fun. But you are fun.
But sometimes the fun stuff you do makes me cackle,

(11:54):
like your siren makes me cackle. When you Elvis with
your Elmo voice, I really laugh at that. So I
don't know if it's fun or funny, but whatever that is,
I like it. Is it more? Is it more important
to be fun or funny? Fun? I think fun should
win that. I'm gonna tell Sheldon that because he's always like,
I'm funny, You're the fun and I'm like, okay, if

(12:15):
you rely on nothing but funny, then I think you're
you're selling yourself short. You gotta be fun. Yeah, stuff
in my house, and I always say with Daniel would
think that's funny, and Daniel laughed at everything. I don't
give a sh I want my boyfriend to be funny.
If William wasn't funny, and he was just fun. I
feel like I wouldn't enjoy the relationship as much like
I crack up all the time because of him. So

(12:36):
I guess it depends on maybe need a good balance something. Yeah,
both are good. But we know a lot of people
who are funny, but their assholes to be around. So
you're like, no, I take the fun person any day.
I don't think you're funny. What are you talking about? Sorry?
They kind of they work with each other. Sometimes you

(12:58):
have to be fun in order to enjoy people who
are funny or something that is. You notice Brodie is
very quiet right now. Brodie, why you're the like you're
the funny guy? So how do you haven't said a word?
I'm not fun you said seconds ago. I ignored it.

(13:23):
Tell me about it. Somebody said, oh my god, how
much of a complex do you have? I wasn't him
to be fair. To be fair, you dig at Brodie
so much. It seemed to me as if it was
a dig to Broda today and you always have something

(13:47):
to say, so, you know, not today. I wasn't taking
any digs. Okay, So so Brodie claimed, and I'm sure
he's just kidding around that he's funny but not fun.
You have to be somewhat fun in order to be
to be funny, because if you're not funn you don't
understand what the is. It depends on whose definition of fun,
because I'm fun with people who think I'm fun, but
I'm not fun. If you like doing things that scary

(14:08):
finds fun and that's not a slam, it's scary. But
I don't go clubbing, and I don't go like on
weekend vacations at the spur of the moment. Okay, I
don't jump. I don't bungee jump like that. I don't
think that's fun that I think, well exactly, but fun
is fun because the spirit does this stuff I don't do. Wait.
One of my fondest moments of Brody was we were
in Atlantis, I think, and he and I were walking together,

(14:30):
you know, but where all the restaurants were, and I
think I had a stomach hack or something. But we
had so much fun together. I remember laughing and joking
and talking together and we just had such a great time.
It's actually one of my fondest memories of our vacations.
When we go away. That was good times. Yeah, Chicken
parm in my cargo shorts. You did. That's not funny,

(14:52):
that's fun and smart, scary. You know, maybe you were,
you weren't digging it, but you have conditioned us to
think that most of your insults are aimed at him.
And I'm sorry, I got I gotta back off. Then
I gotta change it. No, No, I don't think you
should change the thing. I'm just pointing out what you're

(15:14):
good at. So I guess we're at a time that
was okay. I gotta tell you, I've found this fifteen
minute morning show podcast much more fun than funny. And
we all lived to see another day. Huh, and we
didn't curse. Yeah. I started up with the word ship. Yeah,

(15:38):
let's end it with the word ship. Ready, goodbye everyone,
Ship minute Morning Show