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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
This letter came in from Kathy and Garrett says, give
me that one. Let me see what I can do.
Dear Elvis Durant, my husband Freddie and I recently placed
a food order at a local deli. I guess they're
having a big party or something. Anyway, I clearly made
a down payment on this huge order when the food
was ordered. So why don't we call my husband? You
(00:26):
say you're from the deli. Tell him you have no
record of the down payment. We have a party coming up,
there's no food. He'll flip out. This comes to us
from Kathy. Well, we always love phone tap for people
flip out. Yeah, Kathy obviously knows her guy will flip out.
Kathy's gonna start the call, and then Garrett comes in
as the deli owner. Let's listen in to today's phone tap. O.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Babe, babe, Look it's me. Look I'm at work right now.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
I can't really talk. But Ma just called me and
they told me that I didn't leave him four hundred
dollars and that's like, that's a bunch of bs.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
And do you remember no?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Because he told me that I can just go back
and just kill the money, that they'll remember me because
it's a big order.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Jimi a favor.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
He's gonna call you up in like two seconds.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Can you like talk to me because I really can't talk.
I have patients in the office.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
All right, four hundred do have a problem? No, I
know that's a bunch of Oh I got a run.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
I'll talk to you later.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Okay, call me back or I'll call you back.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Okay, I love you, Kathy.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
All right, that was cool, Okay, I stay with me
on this.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Okay, Okay, Hey Freddy please yeah, Freddie, Henry Maroochi overapped
your porstore?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
That's too bad? How you doing?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
I'm kind of missing a deposit for the food and
I like to place this order so I can get
going on it because it's a big order.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
And my wife, my wife worft you guys four hundred
dollars on Saturday.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
She could have said she left it, but from what
I know, I have no money in my store right now?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Are you guy to tell my wife's on Saturday?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yes, but I don't remember any money coming my way.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Any money? Your wife?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Is there? An echo?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Is there? An echo. Are you a wise guy?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
No, wise guy, I'm just you know, Yeah, I said
something and you repeated it to me.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I want to make sure I have the fact straight
because when I go back to my wife and she
tells me she gave you the money, then we're all
going to have a problem, and it's never going being
a tough guy. It's got to know what you trying
to punk me out of four hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I'm not trying to punk you out of anything. I'm
trying to make a business of this. And you know
I don't want to be putting out free food for you.
I'm not feeding you for free.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
This is aggravating, I know, aggravating.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
You're telling me.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I mean, I'm getting ady, just you know, trying to
think about this big order that I got a place
for you and I got I got nothing to work with.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I need this aggravation like I need a hole in
my head. I'll leave this stopping there later on today,
and me and you will deal with it. I'll stop
in there with my wife and all three of us
will deal with it.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
The way you said me and you were going to
deal with it didn't sound as pretty as me you
and your wife are going to deal with it.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Well, I gotta be honest, I'm not as pretty as
my wife.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
So your wife is pretty, I'll give you that.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Now, you're pushing your luck you got.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I'm just trying to get my money.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
How about question?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
How about I string you up like a sausage and
hang you out with the rest of the meat.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
You think you could do it? Do you think you
could do Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I so could do it.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I'll be over there at three o'clock. You better be outside.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
You ever been knocked out with the chicken palm?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
You know you're a real tough guy. I'll see you
at three o'clock.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I'll replace your meat balls just like that, right do?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
You're like a little cheese with that.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I'll see you at three o'clock.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Okay, Kathy, you're gonna talk to him real quick, and
then I'll come in and I'll bust it up.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Okay, Okay, I gotta go down here today after work.
What it happens? All right? You stay home, you watch
the baby. Then that I'm telling you now, right now,
I'm gonna go through the roof like I need to
a victor right now. So why what happened?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Whatever, fred You know the way they are.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Just leave him alone. I gotta go.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I don't have to, Freddie.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
You're gonna have a big problem on your hands.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Hey, Freddie, listen, know you just got phone tapped.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
That's good always that I can have a phone tap
you right.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
My name is Garret from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I'm rough right now.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
What do you want to say to your wife Kathy?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
She's a real big bullbreaker.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
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