Banned From the Golf Club for Profanity

Nick loves his new gold club but cusses CONSTANTLY. So Garrett calls from the course in reference to some complaints they've gotten recently.

Episode Transcript

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Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap? All
right, Garrett, what's your phonetap all about? Christy wants to play
a phone tap on her boyfriend Nick. Now, Nick and his friends recently
joined a golf club and paid alot of money to be a part of
this club. And Nick and hisfriends were about to leave for his golf
game in a few hours, andChristy thought now would be a great time
to mess with them. So I'mgonna call Nick from the golf club and

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say, hey, there's been alittle problem with you on the course.
Hmm, all right, let's seewhat happens. Garrett's phone tap, let's
listen it. Hello, I'm lookingfor a Nick one guy. My name
is Owen Grady. I work atgolf course. I'm calling in reference to
some complaints we've received from our membersabout you and your guests. You got

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complaints about me and my people.We've gotten a few complaints over the choice
language used on the golf course.Come on, man, just a few
of our other members. Who iscomplaining about me? Are you familiar with
the bylaws that we had you signedwhen you signed up for a member?
My laws, what there's some fineprints somewhere on the contract I'm supposed to

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read what I'm gonna pay my lawyersnow to do this. Get on out
of here. What are you talking. There are some bylaws that we live
by here on the course, justto make sure everything stays in line with
the community. That aside the tattoosthat you have on my tattoos, you
have to have them covered up whenyou're inside the clubhouse. Cover you mean
I gotta have a long sleeve shirtson and stuff? What do you what?

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What? What is this? Youyou're out of your mind? Look,
this is and I do not likethis, and I don't like starting
my day off with a call likethis. Okay, we're gonna talk when
I get to the club. We'regonna have a little conversation, all right,
I'll talk to you later. WhatHello? Hello? Hi? Yeah,

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Nick? This is this is Ray. This is who is this?
My name is Owen Grady. I'mcalling from the one. Is Nicholas available?
You don't want him on the phone? What is this about? Some
of the complaints that we've gotten overthe last few weeks of him and his
group complain that being one of them, the cursing on the course is prohibited.
We don't cursing. We don't curse. What are you talking about?

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Well, are you just cursed?When no, no, no, I
cursed and played back what I justsaid this. Hold on one second,
let me see if that's possible here, complain for complain? Why is that
playing me back some stuff? Whatis that? W You record everything?
We we do record all our phonecalls. So you did ask me to
prove a point, which I didright there, trickly, right off the

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phone. Forget about put the phonedown. You bring all this negativity into
our world, man, after you'reworking them up over here? You do
you do yoga? Yeah, wedo yoga when you're questioning me. Now
you call me a liar right now, seriously, you've got the balls to
call me a liar. So here'sthis hang off the ball, Christy,

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you're there. Oh my god,he is so pistol. We'll call him
back in just a few minutes andI'll have you check in on him and
just act like you have no ideawhat's going on? Hello, Hey to
me. Wow, I think I'mgonna get out of here early. I
want to see if you wanted todinner or whatever. I yes, no,
man, No, I'm not.I'm not. Uh, I'm Today

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is not a good day for that. They I gotta take care of some
things at the at the club,but I didn't sleep well at all.
Then I get the stupid phone callfrom this guy from the from the country
club. He's complaining about my languageand my tattoos. They actually called me.
Can you believe what? What isit? Complains? You know?
This is like discrimination for nothing?Are they kicking you out? Guy?

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He's threatening, We're going over there. We're going over ray and I are
going over there. We're gonna we'regonna talk to these people. Nick,
you gotta come down. I tellyou. In restaurants, you gotta watch
your mouth. I mean these people, these are rich people. These are
these are guys. They put theirunderwears on the same way I do,
whether they're jockey or boxing. Youcan't go in there like that because it's
you're gonna make it worse. Yousee this? Whose side are you on?

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Hey? Nick? Who is this? My name is Garrett from Elvis
Duran in the Morning Show. Andyou just got phone taps? I got
oh Christy, why did you dothis? I got you good? Nick?
Oh my god. Right, youknow, I listen all the time
to you guys. I can't believeyou're doing this to me. The Elvis
Duran phone tap. This phone tabwas pre recorded with permission granted by all

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