Booked Yoga Instead of Fantasy Football

Jared had his fantasy football team set for WEEKS and is so excited the season has begun....too bad Garret's about to ruin it for him!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
The Elvis Duran phones happen, Garrett.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
What's your phone tap all about? All right, Jamie's going
to play a phone tap on her boyfriend Jared. Now,
I did this a few weeks ago before football season started,
and we just got permission to play this because Jared
was a little upset with us. So Jared had his
fantasy football draft all set right before the football season started.
So I'm going to call to foil his plans with
a little yoga session.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yoga against fantasy football. Yes, there you go, there's your problem. Hello.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Hi, Yes, my name is Jeffrey. I'm calling to confirm
our yoga class for tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Whatever you're selling, we're not interested.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Oh no, no, no, no, no no. This is no solicitation. This
is just a call of confirmation that we have a
yoga class for ten participants tomorrow. I'm looking for Jamie.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Noil, Why don't she book this?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
She booked this two weeks ago. We're just calling in
a day before to make sure everything was okay. We
don't have for tomorrow, yes, and we just wanted to
call it confirm and make sure everything was fine. And
we're there and if there was any issues that we
could we could work around.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
We're gonna have to cancel this. We have something else
going on. I didn't know anything about this.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
I'll have to talk to her about this, just to
let her know that the cancelation with under twenty four
hours notice is seven hundred and fifty dollars which we
have on hold.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
What I'm gonna have to talk to Jamie about this.
We have something else going on tomorrow. So I don't
know how she could have done.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Okay, Well, just to let you know, if you're a
little guarded, it's okay. After yoga class and you open
up those pores and your heart and your mind is
really enjoyable to.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
I know this is your thing, but sir, I can't
imagine that she would book this at all, first of all,
and then secondly, tomorrow, of all nights, we have, we
have something very important going on tomorrow. Can I call
you back?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yes, she she has my number, she can reach me.
And again, my name is Jeffrey. And hopefully you know
he's sorry.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, they can hear in his voice. The biggest night
over the year is his danity was well for him,
all right, So here's what we'll do.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
We'll call him back in a few minutes, and you
could just push his buttons and act like you have
no idea what's going on?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Okay? Maybe all right? Hold on? Hello? Cool? What are
you doing scheduling for the moment? What's what do you mean? Really?
Lord meanings? What's what's the world year? What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
No, yeah, I have something tomorrow. It's cool.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
None.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
My gral friends are coming over draft as we were
talking about this for months. God, why are you doing
this to me? Where you playing? Every year? I look
forward to this. It's walked on the calendar. It's got
a big NFL sticker on it. Come on, he just
hanfer it. No a, Jamie, this is from day one.

(03:02):
You've never understand this football. You have decided to go on,
I'll play the exciting and united it for you. One
of my number said I wanted to do yoga.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Hey, Jared, my name is Garret from Elvis Duran in
the Morning show. You just got phone tapped.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Who no, no, no, Jamie's old George trouble Elvis Duran's
phone tap. This phone table was pre recorded permission granted
by all the

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in the
morning show,