Can't Get You the Right Bridesmaid Dresses

Lauren has been so intense leading up to her wedding, so her friend thought it would be a good idea to call her from the boutique she got her bridesmaid dressed from and say they can't get the dresses she picked out.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap,
so a producer, Sam, phone tap, Bobally, have you done
this before? You've done tandem once, right, yest? Not on
my own? So this is your first time on your own?
This is my very first time. I mean, this could
be fantastic or it could crash and burn. That's just
every day of my life. So yes, all right, So

(00:20):
what's your phone tap all about? All right? So Lauren's
getting married soon and has been driving her bridesmaids crazy.
I don't like to use the word bridezilla, but her
bridemaid Angie said she needs to lighten up a tat.
So she had an issue with the delivery of her
bridesmaid's dresses, and even though it has been worked out,
I called from the store to say, maybe not. You
shouldn't mess with these people. All right, Elvis, Let's see

(00:41):
what happens in Sam's phone tap. Hi, Lauren, It's Candace.
I'm calling you from Brassdowt. How are you? Oh? Hi? Hi? Yes, hey,
just wanted to speak to you about your order. I
see here you ordered the Jenny U Annabel convertible dress
in cinnamon rows. Although there was a little mishap, and
your bridesmaids all got them in Alpine. Yeah, that's right.

(01:02):
And then I spoke to I spoke to Jessica H,
I think, and she told me that they're going to
change or they send it over to that's fun. Yes, right,
I do have that here in my notes. However, I
have to inform you Jessica H has since been fired.
She's actually been making a lot of mistakes in the business,
and this is one of them. The dress, instead of
two to three days, is going to take about two
to three weeks to order in that correct color. Okay,

(01:25):
I don't have I don't have two three weeks. I
have my wedding in two weeks. You do you understand
that I spoke to Jessica. I don't. Can I speak
to your manager? Actually, you are speaking to the manager again. Hi,
I'm Candace, and Hi, I have a wedding in two weeks.
I know I spoke to Jessica. It's not my fault
that she's whatever the hell she is. You're right, but

(01:48):
I needed to get those dresses. So we're going to
work through this together. Lauren. First of all, i'd love
to beg you to reconsider. Don't you think your women
would look great in the alpine scheme? You want to
play in my wedding right now? What is your name again? Candice? Candice? Hi?
I wanted them in a specific color. What I can
do for you is in the correct color. How do

(02:09):
you feel about feminine twists on tuxedos. We can get
the cumber bunt to match perfectly. I think it's very
progressive for this day and age. I really think you're
going to be a hit on Instagram. I'm talking to idiot.
I'm talking to us, idiot. It's important to remember that
weddings and marriage in general, they're about compromise, and I
think this is a good place to start practicing. Okay,

(02:31):
so one thing you are you a therapist? You're telling
me it's important. Okay, hear me out. What about rompers
a little more feminine than tuxedos? Are you serious or not?
Is this a joke? I have to have these stresses.
You have to make them with the colors that I want.
Do you speak to your husband with that voice, Lauren?

(02:52):
They're not a little aggressive. You to tell me how
I speaks to my husband. Do not talk to me
like that. You have no right to talk to me
like that. I w dressed, I have the wedding. I'm
hearing around. Lauren, take a deep breath, because he's not.
You have no friend. I have a wedding. I'm getting married.

(03:15):
I asked you to make the stresses, so just to
be clear from my notes, that is a no to
the touxedos and cinnamon ros. Oh my god, Oh my god, Lauren. Yeah, Laurence, Okay,
I have someone on the phone I think you might
want to talk to. Her. Name is Angie. Hi, Lauren,
it's Andy. It's Sam from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show,

(03:36):
and you just got phone takes. Yes, fine, you don't
have to worry anymore, Lauren. I'm so sorry. Yeah, I
was shake. I literally was about to do that comes
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(04:00):
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