September 6, 2024 • 5 mins
Georgine and Michael are renewing their wedding vows, and they received a letter from the church saying they owe money in donations. So Danielle and Skeery call Michael form the church, to collect!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis Duran phone tap.
This is a weird one, Danielle, watch the whole about
So Georgine emailed us. She said that she and her
husband Michael are talking about renewing their wedding vows. Georgine
said they received a bill from the Methodist church saying
we owe money for donations that we missed. So she
wants me to call Michael say we can't get married
(00:21):
until we pay up. So I'm gonna start the phone
tap as one of the ladies. Oh back up, what yep?
She really did get a letter saying you owe money
and donations. The church is like yo Methodist Church. Yup,
all right, so go ahead. So anyway, I started the
phone tap off as a lady from the church calling.
Then Georgine's gonna have a conversation with her husband Michael,
and Scary's gonna come in at the end as a
church helper. But I love the way Georgine's husband so
(00:44):
sweet to me. Wait till I'm not on the phone.
Here we go today's phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Hello, Michael, Hey, bub I was on the phone with
Melissa from the church. He's calling from Doris's office. Oh guy,
remember how we talked about renewing our marriage vows. Yeah,
well there's a problem. What's up, Melissa? This is Michael, Michael,
this is Melissa.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Unfortunately, we do have the issue of three hundred and
fifty four dollars that you owe us.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Okay, can you just tell me a little.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Bit about why you don't give the donations every week?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Because we don't go every week?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I know, but don't you think that. I mean, in
order to be a good Christian, you need to respect
the Lord every week.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Yes, but sometimes we can't just get it together.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
He only asks one day a week of you. Don't
you think you could give him that?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I would love to, but I worked seven days a week.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I've noticed that when you drop your children off for
Sunday school, you guys go off to breakfast.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
We did that one.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, well, I hoop is not more important than church.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Well, I don't expect I don't know what you expect
me to tell you.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Well, your explanation would be nice, because you know he
is listening.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
There is no explanation, So basically.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
You know you're guilty. You just don't know what to say.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Guilty. I don't know what you want me to say.
Can you work this out?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Because I really got to work.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Michael. Hello, Michael, she won't talk to me.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
She up the phone.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Now, Yeah, it's just chilling me.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Good that I'm not getting terrogated on the shirts. Is
that that's the reason why I didn't want to go back,
That I'm not getting terrrogated.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
So much job donation?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
She means when I go, I can give you money.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Don't you love me enough to take care of this?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Goodbye?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Michael.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Hello, Hi, Michael, I can't work and talk on the phone.
You don't understand that.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Listen, Melissa call me, but I told her that you
didn't want to speak to her, so she got Bob
on the phone.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Okay, I think I know Bob O'Neil. Yeah, yeah, I
know Bob, Bob. Yeah. How you doing?
Speaker 5 (02:40):
What's happening?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Okay? Well, first of all, the other lady we were
talking to, I mean to be totally frank with you.
I don't know how you know, but she's in.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
That's being a good Christian.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Huh oh, here we go, guy. I listen, I'm trying
to run a business to support my family. I'm doing
I'm doing what the Lord tells me to do. Take
care of my family.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
That you're running your business, and then you're not giving
us a cut out of that, giving.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
The church a cut out of my page.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
We passed that basket around every week. I don't see your.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Money going in it because we're out.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
There every week.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
That's a bad display of Christianity. You skipped out on
some great community service. You had an opportunity to build
that sheep for the Christmas pageant. We didn't get.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Nothing from you didn't have I couldn't do it, and
I told my wife that I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Where were you?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I worked seven days week, Bob, and so do I.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
I work for the Lord.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Okay, I worked my family, and it's rough in the
business that I work in.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
You know what, It was rough for Noah and his ark. Okay,
it was rough for him back in the day. You
followed the Good Book, right, You know, the whole church
talks about you everyone yap yap, yap, yap yeap, because
you skipped out on building the sheep.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't do that for the church,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (03:44):
All Right, how about you donate this entire week's paycheck
to the church, and we figured about the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
We just said. He wants me to give him my
whole week paycheck. You hold on a.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Second, I have another call. You're right back, Michael.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
You want me to tell you.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Do you hear what he's say?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
You know what? I'm sorry. Yeah, we've been busy. We
think we've been doing stuff. What am I supposed to
tell you?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
They survive on what we give them.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
You know what, The church doesn't demand you do anything.
The church is there. You can praise the Lord. You
don't demand Okay, but.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
They've been asked and we haven't followed through. Michael, this
is important to me.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I understand it's important.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Don't figure it out out.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
If you were a church, it's gonna be amazing of me.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
You talked about how great the church is really work.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
But it's not anymore after it is conversation nothing like
you was.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Hello Melissa, Yeah, yes, Hello, Oh my god, Jesse.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
We'll talk about this later.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I got time, Michael.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Please, you know what we need to do right now.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
We need to bow our heads and pray for.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Your salvation and forgiveness. Okay, repeat after us our father right.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
In heaven them.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
They will be done, be done.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
On earth as it is in heaven, on earth as heaven.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Because you've been phone.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Tapped, Michael, this is Daniel and Scary and you've just
been phone tapped.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Guys suck. Oh, you guys suck.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
So, Michael, would you like to say to your lovely wife.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I love my wife. Takes honey, I love your baby,
Bye bye.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre
recorded with permission granted by all participants. The Elvis Duran
phone tab only on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand the Elvis Duran phone tap.
This is a weird one, Danielle, watch the whole about
So Georgine emailed us. She said that she and her
husband Michael are talking about renewing their wedding vows. Georgine
said they received a bill from the Methodist church saying
we owe money for donations that we missed. So she
wants me to call Michael say we can't get married
(00:21):
until we pay up. So I'm gonna start the phone
tap as one of the ladies. Oh back up, what yep?
She really did get a letter saying you owe money
and donations. The church is like yo Methodist Church. Yup,
all right, so go ahead. So anyway, I started the
phone tap off as a lady from the church calling.
Then Georgine's gonna have a conversation with her husband Michael,
and Scary's gonna come in at the end as a
church helper. But I love the way Georgine's husband so
(00:44):
sweet to me. Wait till I'm not on the phone.
Here we go today's phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Hello, Michael, Hey, bub I was on the phone with
Melissa from the church. He's calling from Doris's office. Oh guy,
remember how we talked about renewing our marriage vows. Yeah,
well there's a problem. What's up, Melissa? This is Michael, Michael,
this is Melissa.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Unfortunately, we do have the issue of three hundred and
fifty four dollars that you owe us.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Okay, can you just tell me a little.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Bit about why you don't give the donations every week?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Because we don't go every week?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I know, but don't you think that. I mean, in
order to be a good Christian, you need to respect
the Lord every week.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Yes, but sometimes we can't just get it together.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
He only asks one day a week of you. Don't
you think you could give him that?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I would love to, but I worked seven days a week.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I've noticed that when you drop your children off for
Sunday school, you guys go off to breakfast.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
We did that one.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, well, I hoop is not more important than church.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Well, I don't expect I don't know what you expect
me to tell you.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Well, your explanation would be nice, because you know he
is listening.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
There is no explanation, So basically.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
You know you're guilty. You just don't know what to say.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Guilty. I don't know what you want me to say.
Can you work this out?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Because I really got to work.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Michael. Hello, Michael, she won't talk to me.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
She up the phone.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Now, Yeah, it's just chilling me.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Good that I'm not getting terrogated on the shirts. Is
that that's the reason why I didn't want to go back,
That I'm not getting terrrogated.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
So much job donation?
Speaker 4 (02:14):
She means when I go, I can give you money.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Don't you love me enough to take care of this?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Goodbye?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Michael.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Hello, Hi, Michael, I can't work and talk on the phone.
You don't understand that.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Listen, Melissa call me, but I told her that you
didn't want to speak to her, so she got Bob
on the phone.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Okay, I think I know Bob O'Neil. Yeah, yeah, I
know Bob, Bob. Yeah. How you doing?
Speaker 5 (02:40):
What's happening?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Okay? Well, first of all, the other lady we were
talking to, I mean to be totally frank with you.
I don't know how you know, but she's in.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
That's being a good Christian.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Huh oh, here we go, guy. I listen, I'm trying
to run a business to support my family. I'm doing
I'm doing what the Lord tells me to do. Take
care of my family.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
That you're running your business, and then you're not giving
us a cut out of that, giving.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
The church a cut out of my page.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
We passed that basket around every week. I don't see your.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Money going in it because we're out.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
There every week.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
That's a bad display of Christianity. You skipped out on
some great community service. You had an opportunity to build
that sheep for the Christmas pageant. We didn't get.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Nothing from you didn't have I couldn't do it, and
I told my wife that I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Where were you?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I worked seven days week, Bob, and so do I.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
I work for the Lord.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Okay, I worked my family, and it's rough in the
business that I work in.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
You know what, It was rough for Noah and his ark. Okay,
it was rough for him back in the day. You
followed the Good Book, right, You know, the whole church
talks about you everyone yap yap, yap, yap yeap, because
you skipped out on building the sheep.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't do that for the church,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (03:44):
All Right, how about you donate this entire week's paycheck
to the church, and we figured about the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
We just said. He wants me to give him my
whole week paycheck. You hold on a.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Second, I have another call. You're right back, Michael.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
You want me to tell you.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Do you hear what he's say?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
You know what? I'm sorry. Yeah, we've been busy. We
think we've been doing stuff. What am I supposed to
tell you?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
They survive on what we give them.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
You know what, The church doesn't demand you do anything.
The church is there. You can praise the Lord. You
don't demand Okay, but.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
They've been asked and we haven't followed through. Michael, this
is important to me.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I understand it's important.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Don't figure it out out.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
If you were a church, it's gonna be amazing of me.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
You talked about how great the church is really work.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
But it's not anymore after it is conversation nothing like
you was.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Hello Melissa, Yeah, yes, Hello, Oh my god, Jesse.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
We'll talk about this later.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I got time, Michael.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Please, you know what we need to do right now.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
We need to bow our heads and pray for.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Your salvation and forgiveness. Okay, repeat after us our father right.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
In heaven them.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
They will be done, be done.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
On earth as it is in heaven, on earth as heaven.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Because you've been phone.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Tapped, Michael, this is Daniel and Scary and you've just
been phone tapped.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Guys suck. Oh, you guys suck.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
So, Michael, would you like to say to your lovely wife.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I love my wife. Takes honey, I love your baby,
Bye bye.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre
recorded with permission granted by all participants. The Elvis Duran
phone tab only on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show
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