Confiscating Your Beach House

Nicki is at a beach house with her friends, and they've gotten several noise complaints from neighbors. So Skeery calls as the owner to kick them out!

Episode Transcript

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Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tab. Scary,
it's your phone tap, tell meall about it. So Joe wants
to play a phone tap on hersummer housemate Nikki. They rented a beach
house through a realtor under Nicky's nameand have gotten several noise complaints and tickets
from the town for drinking in thestreet. So I'm gonna pretend to be
the actual owner of the house,uh in a bit, and I'm gonna

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mess with Nicky. But first Joestarts to call all right, let's listen
it to Scary's phone tap. Herewe go, Hello, Hey, suck.
Hi's going on? So I've beengetting these calls from Alan. Do
you know Alan? No? Wasthat the owner of the house? Okay,
what is it? He is?He's saying that like we're throwing too

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many parties and we're like too loud, and of course the throwing parties at
the beach house. He's saying,we're gonna get kicked out and stuff.
Are you kidding me? What thehell was he saying? Remember the guy
you brought over who was like peeingoff the balcony, Like I can't control
the people that are going to bethere. That is what taps on the
shore. That's stupid. I've alreadygot three tickets from the rent a cops.

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Yes, so like, look arenot even real cops. Okay,
damn by the pretty streak and makeback the money. We're not going to
get in trouble. Okay, we'rejust paying the town a few dollars.
Fine. Well, listen, it'snot just the rented cops too. The
neighbors have been complaining about us.Waterbidy's just spilling up because nobody's cleaned.
Okay, Well, I don't givea shit about the neighbors because they knew
what they were getting into when theybought the houses around us. It's a

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beach town, and there would notbe a town if we didn't print there
in the summer. Oh my god, Nikki, he's calling me again,
like again for it. No,hang on, just I'm gonna put him
through on the malle because I justwanted to calling me. Hang on,
hang on you I'm gonna kill you. Hello, Hello, Hey Ellen,
I have Nikki on the phone.Also, she's the one that's on the

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that's you. Yeah, Hi,Hi, how are you? I'm the
owner of the house. Okay,Hi, yeah, Hi, how are
you. I'm fine. I meanlike I'm kind of like, why are
you calling my Hey, I'm like, like, what's going on? Like,
what kind of brothel are you runningover there? Brothel? I'm hearing
things from the neighbors on either sideof me that you have fifteen twenty people

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in the house at a time.Yeah, we're having parties because it takes
beach house and it's the summer.First of all, you're playing beer pong
and flip cup. Yeah, andit's kind of over the property lines.
The second you step foot on asidewalk, you're putting yourselves in jeopardy,
and you're putting my property in jeopardy. You would even afford this house if
we were embracing it from you thissummer. Okay. I know you only
have this house. You can likehave like affairs on your wife or something.

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So I will feel like talking tome about what goes on in this
house because I know what you do, okay, And I know what you
do too. And somebody threw abottle of fireball down the sidewalk last weekend.
Who was that? I don't knowwho took over my barbecue. How
do you even know about that?Well, that's it. You're done.
You're out, all of you areout. Don't come back. You can't

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do that. I will get alawyer. There is no lawyer. It's
my house. I own it.Yeah, you signed a contract it over
to me for the summer. Isthat crast? I did? But contracts
are made to be broken, justlike bottles of fireball on the sidewalk.
Oh yeah, okay, I'll tellyou what's bullsh the fact that you decided
to section off the three bedrooms andmake it seven bedrooms. We took down

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those walls, so that's not evenan issue anymore. Oh no, guess
what. I'm standing in the houseright now, and the walls are still
up right now, you're passing.Okay, No, I'm walking through the
living room right now. I'm gonnasee what's over here right now. Oh
marijuana. Oh you guys like tosmoke the wacky tobacci huh. Let me

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take some pictures here exhibit an what. I'm gonna call them right now and
tell them next door you're gonna getokay, okay, hold on a second,
which bedroom is yours? Let mefind out here. I'm not gonna
tell you. Here's a draft condoms. I'm building a case. I hope
you just enjoyed being phone tapped,Nicky, this is Scary Junes from Elvis

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Duran in the Morning Show. I'mso sorry, but that was hilarious.
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