Crossing The Lines Of Cab Companies

Skeery randomly dials two cab companies and crosses their lines, confusing the heck out of them as they try to book one another for the same service!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Here we go. The phone tap is scary. It's all yours.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Well, I have a lot of fun of phone tapping
the Korean restaurant in the Spanish restaurant when we're across
the phone lines and put them together. So I figured, Hey,
why don't I do it again? This time I'm going
to use two competing car services. Oh my god, scary.
These people get so mad when you do that. It's
like a crank call. Nobody send them the email. I'm
just just having foods all right, let's listen it. See
how scary has fun?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Freedom to travel.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
I gotta go to the dentrist.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Where are where can we pick you up? Right? Okay? Broadway?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Right right?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
And me.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Broadway and melt Burg medd Sure that's sure, okay, yeah,
and where are you going? I'll go to the dentrist?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Great? Which one, sir?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Boulevard?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Sir, you gotta you gotta help me out a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Which Savannah Sarada Boulevard?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
What what's the name of the boulevard?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Corovada Boulevard, Corona Saranna Serrano.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Sarvonnavannah, Toronto Boulevard. Could you're held on a second? Friend
is gonna talk to you because I go from my mouth, sure.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
No problem, good morning, say the car in.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Ia car.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Let me know exactly where you're going so you can
get a car to you.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
I hear something in my mouth is for going to
a dentist. Could you talk to my friend to tell
me where to bring me up?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Put your friend on, please hold on? Okay, Hello, yes, hello, sir.
Where you're located? The guy said, Broadway, Maple, Broadway, Maple.
We're at that location. People, we'll get you. We don't
need picking up. We call you said, we need a car.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
I'm gonna give you a car Broadway and maybe we'll
take you this dentist.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
It'll be like ten minutes. Where are you going? No?
Where are you going? I'm glad that we got where
you are down. I'm picking you up. So you're gonna
walk here to get the car walking anywhere? You know
this ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Call me back when you figure it out.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
I got too many people need rides. Call you what
how we live a number? You call Freedom Travel?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Are you talking?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah? I tried to talk to your friend.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
He didn't know what he was talking about. Now, are
you going to.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
A dentist or not? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
To d from the boulevard?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Which boulevard?

Speaker 2 (02:46):
I my friend, I'm going tell him where.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
You're going so we can come and get you.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Hello, what town is the dentist? Then maybe I can
help you. Hello, executives executive? Yes this executive car Limo.
What kind of town is that?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Executive town?

Speaker 3 (03:09):
You're you're in an executive town?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
The executive town, Carl Limo.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Now you need a limo?

Speaker 1 (03:17):
No, we don't. We don't need a level We have limos.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
I don't need a limo. I want to know what
town you're in. If you don't need a limo, why
are you calling us? I'm not following you. You're calling me.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
What cow are you in? Don't start with me? Aw,
that's what's possible.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
My friend.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Your friend is confused, Sir, I'm he's not giving me
any information. Gods, pads in your mouth? Please give me
a destination? Okays they the boulevards. Hold on, check it out?

(03:55):
Check out a price freedom travel?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
You got that?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Where are you going?

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Where I'm going?

Speaker 3 (04:06):
I can't take this?

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Hello? Hello? Yeah, yes, a Vanna Boulevard. It's Venablelevard, all right,
fifteen bucks, it's it's eighteen. Well, if you aren't paying teen,
that's awesome. You're paying me eighteen.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
If I'm taking you from boyd A to B, you
would get me money.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
What you're talking about, man, what are you talking about?
You call me? No, no, no, You're gonna get caught
your ass straight from me. I'm gonna come see you
play around.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Oh, you gotta just show you know you guys have
been phone tapped.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I knew what it jokes me. Don't it jokes on me.
It wasn't me, man, I wasn't putting the he you
were playing me.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
It's actually no, it's Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
My name is Scary Jones, and I've connected your phone
mines together.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Oh man, who said the I'm millionaire? Somebody help me here.
One of the one of my drivers, right, they said
this out right.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
I'm just dialing a couple of numbers and putting.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Them together and got me. You definitely got me. I'm
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