Dad, I Ran Out of Gas Again

Sue keeps running out of gas and her dad has to rescue her. He said he won't ever help her again....so she calls stranded from the side of the road!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, Elvis Duran's phone tap
the letter. Dear Elvis Duran. I'm twenty five years old,
and uh, since I've had my driver's license, I've always
been having fun testing the boundaries of my gas tank,
pushing it to the level and to the level of
a well emptiness. I'm not so successful all the time.
I've run out of gas several times, and my dad

(00:22):
gets very upset because he's the one that has to
pick me up. He gets very angry, as a matter
of fact, and says, why don't you just put gas
on the tank? Most recently, he told me he'd never
come and pick me up again if I ran out
of gas. Why don't we put it to the test
and see what Dad's gonna do. This comes to us
from Sue. All right, Sue, phone taps are Dad. Let's
listen in to today's phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Huh, Dad, I just had to leave work to go
to the stands house and I'm stuck on the side
of the road. Sure, I mean I had a guess.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Oh, come on, then that comte. I'm no worries on
sudden stand just on the side of the road. Damn stupid, Susan,
you're twenty goddamn six years old. But that I'm just stupid.
That off what I'm doing. I gotta stop because Joe
ran out of gas. How stupid is that?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
I'm not stupid that I just gonna do.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
It's a stupid damn thing to do.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Don't get me like.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
That because I can can't believe you ran out of gas.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I'm sorry, No, you're.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Not, Susan.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I I'm sorry, coughing down one.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
It's stupid, It's not stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Get me.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Goddamn stupid. It's twenty goddamn six years old. You should
know Ben did run out of goddamn gas. I could
drive it to floword on empty. Old Let me go
try it.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
I wasn't not empty. I thought I had more games empty.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
What would you call it? I guess you're all un empty?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
What would you I just thought I was more of
an expert judge.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Or apparently you're not.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Don't give.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
You off. I gotta stop what I'm doing. It's gonna
help you for gas.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, I don't you start. You're being so mean, you're
being a jerk.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
I'm being a joke. So you're being there running out
of gas.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Come on, huh, I'm sorry, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
It's just fits in. There's no reason for it. There's
no reason for it, especially when all the times ran
out dance. You should know from better.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Well, I don't think I don't think that you shouldyell
at me like you are one.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Then don't call me to have you for help. Okay,
well dad, come on, what the hell are you? And
I'm pissed. Okay, I'm doing I have a lot of
god damn things to do today. One guy, damn day
off a week. I don't need to be helping you
because you ran out of gas.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
You help me, don't help me?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
What if are you? I don't know you, Susan, I
can go. I gotta get the call. I got things,
goddamn do my own, god damn day off. Now what
are you? Where are you?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I'm on the Southern state.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Where is the Southern state?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
On the Southern state? Where like just when you get
off the edge and just keep coming towards and keep coming,
just see them freaking go on inside of the road.
Such a jerk.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Then you are help any all right? You want to
got bathroom? Fine, go go help yourself. Goodbye?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
No, what can you just when you stop to get
can you stop?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Stop?

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Can get me coffee? I'm not I need a couple off.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
I'm not stopping anyways.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Why are you? Can you just? Can you start? I
stop getting go off me?

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Goodbye?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Why can't you stop and get me a cup of coffee?
I'll take a Venti mocha.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
You no, I did how much because of my ans off?
Right now?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
I'm your little girl, dad, you just take care of me.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
You're not a little girl. You're twenty six years old.
You're not a kid.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
So you don't want to help me.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Adamn.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
I thought you're making me feel like.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Oh, you're stupid. If I guess, I'm sorry. That is
a stupid thing to do.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
We'll stop calling me stupid because I'm not stupid.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
I didn't call you tous It's a stupid thing to do.
There's no reason for it. It is stupid. Hey, don't
worry about.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Going to pick her up dad, because you've been phone tapped.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
This is scary?

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Jones helps the Rand in the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
I knew I was gonna get I knew that was
I knew you got duty.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
One of these days.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
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Speaker 1 (04:12):
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