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Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapp, All
right, scary, tell us allabout it. So Amy got in touch
with us to phone tap her father. He's been losing his patience with her
lately because she's been caught cutting classand she's been failing out of school,
so she really knows how to presshis buttons, and she spends his money
on stupid things, and it's allcoming to a boiling point. So she's
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going to start the call to herfather, Thomas, and I'm going to
come in later as a cop.Well, here we go. Today's phone
tap. Let's listen, hello dad. Yeah, today my feature was accident.
We had like a substitute or whatever, and me and me and Sarah
and my friends went we went tolike the wax museum. He went to
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the wax museum because our teacher wasn'tthere, so we were like, well,
whatever, we're not going to learnanything anyway, so we can't go.
What about your mask test today?What was my master from? She's
asking this dumb dum Well, anyway, in school, I can't go back
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to school because I'm in custody.So that's why I can't go back to
school. Why just going on here? Ingy, let your dad on the
phone. Yes him here, Thisis Chief Wigham. Just tell me what's
going on. Please. We caughtyour daughter and two girls in the act
of doing crude sexual things to theJustin Bieber Wax figure. Oh Jesus,
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I am so sorry, you know, don't be sorry. Just know that
she decided to crouch near his handand put her boob right up in there
to try and make them look likechrist sake, trying to make it look
like he was trying to cop afeel on her boob. And then there's
taken video of that and they wereflip camming it up to YouTube. All
right, officer, look, Ineed your help here. We should take
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her to the jail. Why don'twe lock her little ass up for an
hour? You want me to takeit, yes, it out of her,
because this is the only way thisis gonna stop. I got to
deal with this all the time fromher. You know, her mother used
to have a thing for David Cassidy. She got arrested in a David Cassidy
concert for attacking him. She did. So you got to help me out
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here. We got to do somethingbreaking one night. We got a couple
of girls trying to do at tensixty nine on the Beaver statue. Hey,
take the phone to your dad.Wants to talk to you. Hello,
all right, this is it withthis trustin Beaver. What the hell
were you doing with that stupid waxstatue and enjoying myself? That is it.
Whatever little brain you have in thathead of yours, you have lost
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granting a wax statue, exposing yourself, mining yourself look like some kind of
stupid on the internet. This ain'tgonna happen. Let me talk to your
dad again. Let me talk tohim. You there, Hello, yeah,
yeah, Officer Chief Wigham again.Yeah, you see what I'm talking
about. I understand what gets intothese girls heads. Yeah, I mean,
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I gotta tell you we have thesurveillance. I've heard her two friends.
Oh god, it good God.Please. One girl was behind him
like like try and like pretend tohump him, and the other girl was
in front of him like bent over, and they were like putting this like
directly online. This is what Imean. You got to help me out
in your officer who figure out butterand juveie teacher a lesson? Lock her
up? Lock her up. Blitterspent some time in there. Take away
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the cell phone take away. WhatI want to tell you was that even
phone tapped. Oh my god,Thomas, this is scary Jones. Melvist
ran in the Morning show. Andyour daughter set you up. Well you
got me? What can I showyou? Cray? Yeah, well I'm
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still gonna burn that justin Bieber,I'm telling you, Elvis Dan phone tap.
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