August 14, 2024 • 6 mins
Our very own Danielle calls her husband's friend (whom she's staying with in London soon), and is an absolute NIGHTMARE house guest!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis durand Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It doesn't matter where we are in the world, we
always give you a phone tap.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Of course, we have a British phone tap.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Danielle did it.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yes, Well, my husband's friend lives in London because my
husband grew up, you know, in the UK. So this
is high school friend and I've never met her in person,
but I know he talks to her and stuff like that.
So he called her and he said, look, my wife
is coming to London. Do you mind if she stays
with you. She needs a place to stay. And of
course his friend was like, no problem, no problem, so
(00:32):
he already talked to her. So now I'm calling her
to kind of set up the arrangement and yeah, I'm
I'm going to be a nightmare. Oh nice, ha ha.
All right, so this is sort of like a reality
slash play like phone tap exactly.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Let's see what happens here we go your phone.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Tap Hello, Emily, Yeah, yeah, Hi, it's Danielle Sheldon's wife.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Oh hey, hello, good, how are you?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Thank you so much for letting me stay with you.
I can't wait to me so awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I've been looking you know I've been back in touch
with Sholt and on Facebook. Your kids are so cute.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh, thank you so much. Yeah, they're sweeties. They're so
so so cool. I'm actually gonna be getting in Wednesday,
and I just need to stay with you Wednesday and
Thursday and then Friday. I'll be okay if that's all.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Right, Yeah, of course, sessua.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Okay cool? Oh okay, I'm sorry. Can you hold on
one second? Yeah, okay, hold on one second. Hello. Can
you hang on one second as my six year old
on the phone. Yeah, okay, thanks, Yeah, honey, what's up? No,
what do you mean if you take that toy off
of the refrigerator, I am going to ground you for
(01:37):
another six weeks. I don't care if you want it.
When you're bad, your toys get taken away. Stop with mommy.
This is ridiculous. No, I'm really sorry. Can you hold
on one more second?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, okay, thanks.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Mommy is on an important phone call. And if you
call me about Elma one more time, I'm gonna repmment
a fifteen piece. Do you want to see them all die?
Then leave the top of the refrigerator. Good bye.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
He took a pack of bubble gum from the store,
and so I had to take his toys away.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Oh. I just don't want you to lose the temper
over something simple when you don't have to.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Well, you know, when I'm there, as long as your
kids stay out of my way, we'll have no problems.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Well, you're actually taking as a one of their rooms
where I've put you in the spare room, which is
which is one of their rooms.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Oh so I'm sleeping in a kid's bed.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Well, no, it's not. It's not a kid's pad. I
mean he's in an adult bed.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Because you know, I want to be comfortable.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Oh, you'll be comfortable accepting it before it's lovely.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Oh could you sleep in there and then I'll sleep
in your room for the two nights.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Well no, because no, no, actually no, because obviously my
husband died. So no, no, I will just as long.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
As they stay out of my room because I got
to get up, you know, to do the show.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I mean it's it's his room. But yeah, I mean,
you know, I respect what I ask and what you ask,
of course.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
All right, thanks. And I just one other thing I
wanted to and that about food. You don't cook like
a brit do you.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I'm not sure what that means, but I mean, I
you know pastor or.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
You know some Italian and like that, and I know
the food over there is like very bland.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Well you know what, there's there's plenty of restaurants nearby
that will cater to your needs. I'm sure you know
there's lots of Italians and Indian, Chinese, whatever you like.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
You know, Okay, and your kids do they go to
a bit early because I don't need them banging around
at night because.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
You know, I got to get up.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I'm a broadcaster and I need my sleep.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I understand my children are well behaved, and you know,
I'm still a little bit worried that you're gonna leave
your temper with them. Okay, as long.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
As they stay out of my way, we're gonna have
no problems.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
But it's just old. This is their house.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
You're coming to my house, right, But it's my room.
You said I can.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Stay in your room.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
It's his room. You're a little snippy, aren't you.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
You're a guest in my house.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Okay, So okay, I guess I have no other choice. Okay,
all right, well, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
That's your hotel.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I don't want to spend money to stay in a hotel,
and you're giving me a place for free. Why would
I do that?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I'm really sure I found you a little bit really likely.
I'm really I don't know if this is going to
work out. You know, if you'd come here, why why?
Because you're obnoxious?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
What do you mean I'm obnoxious? I'm not obnoxious.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
You're making demands of my house. You're supposed to be
my guest. You're making demands of my children.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, but when I i'm somebody's guests, I'm you know,
the guest.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
You like it? How would you like it? If I
find you and said I was going to come to
your house and I want your children out of my way.
I want you to cook me a certain way.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I would say, Okay, no problem.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
That's how it's done.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
In the States. That's how things are done here.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Well, you're coming to England, so you're gonna have to
do it my way.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I don't know. That's why you guys are backwards. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I'm not sure about this.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
So okay, you know what, I gotta go. Goodbye?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah? Oday?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Oh my goodness, she thinks I'm married a maniac.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I feel terrible.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Goodness, what have you done to me?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I'm gonna have to make it after her. I think,
so she's gonna hate me. I've never met this girl before. Okay,
we're going to call her. But it's all you talking.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Oh you got it?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Hello, Hi, Sheridan. Really, yes, I just heard from Danielle.
I heard anything that Well, you're all set up on Wednesday,
so I was on the.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
She phoned me and the phone rang in the background
or something. She had to go and it was your
six year old and she's swearing her head off. She's
threatening the children, threatening to whip toys apart, and then.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
She's are you sure you heard that right, because she
does not. I mean, she's from the Bronx, but she
you know, she doesn't normally talk like that to the
kids at all.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
She told your child that she would whip Elmo apart,
and you want to see all my die.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I don't even know what to say that. That doesn't
sound like her at all.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
She went crazy on them. It was so uncomfortable. She's
you know, she's saying, she's putting me in a really
difficult position, asking me to control my children from going
in their room, or like going to bed at different times,
not being their way. I mean that she.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Loves kids, she's she will probably be like the surrogate
aunt to your kids. You're not going to want to leave.
She's going to be great. Aren't from America.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I don't think I want an aunt like that. I'm
telling you that. Now you know it's just going to
be too difficult. Now you know there's already tension. I
haven't even met a woman, and I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
If I just put you on my radio prog Rammond
phone tap you, Emily. Emily, it's a prank call that
we do on our show.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Are you kidding, Emily that you would think I would
marry somebody like that?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by
all party SuDS. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone. Elvis durand Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It doesn't matter where we are in the world, we
always give you a phone tap.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Of course, we have a British phone tap.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Danielle did it.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yes, Well, my husband's friend lives in London because my
husband grew up, you know, in the UK. So this
is high school friend and I've never met her in person,
but I know he talks to her and stuff like that.
So he called her and he said, look, my wife
is coming to London. Do you mind if she stays
with you. She needs a place to stay. And of
course his friend was like, no problem, no problem, so
(00:32):
he already talked to her. So now I'm calling her
to kind of set up the arrangement and yeah, I'm
I'm going to be a nightmare. Oh nice, ha ha.
All right, so this is sort of like a reality
slash play like phone tap exactly.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Let's see what happens here we go your phone.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Tap Hello, Emily, Yeah, yeah, Hi, it's Danielle Sheldon's wife.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Oh hey, hello, good, how are you?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Thank you so much for letting me stay with you.
I can't wait to me so awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I've been looking you know I've been back in touch
with Sholt and on Facebook. Your kids are so cute.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh, thank you so much. Yeah, they're sweeties. They're so
so so cool. I'm actually gonna be getting in Wednesday,
and I just need to stay with you Wednesday and
Thursday and then Friday. I'll be okay if that's all.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Right, Yeah, of course, sessua.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Okay cool? Oh okay, I'm sorry. Can you hold on
one second? Yeah, okay, hold on one second. Hello. Can
you hang on one second as my six year old
on the phone. Yeah, okay, thanks, Yeah, honey, what's up? No,
what do you mean if you take that toy off
of the refrigerator, I am going to ground you for
(01:37):
another six weeks. I don't care if you want it.
When you're bad, your toys get taken away. Stop with mommy.
This is ridiculous. No, I'm really sorry. Can you hold
on one more second?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, okay, thanks.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Mommy is on an important phone call. And if you
call me about Elma one more time, I'm gonna repmment
a fifteen piece. Do you want to see them all die?
Then leave the top of the refrigerator. Good bye.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
He took a pack of bubble gum from the store,
and so I had to take his toys away.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Oh. I just don't want you to lose the temper
over something simple when you don't have to.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Well, you know, when I'm there, as long as your
kids stay out of my way, we'll have no problems.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Well, you're actually taking as a one of their rooms
where I've put you in the spare room, which is
which is one of their rooms.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Oh so I'm sleeping in a kid's bed.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Well, no, it's not. It's not a kid's pad. I
mean he's in an adult bed.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Because you know, I want to be comfortable.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Oh, you'll be comfortable accepting it before it's lovely.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Oh could you sleep in there and then I'll sleep
in your room for the two nights.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Well no, because no, no, actually no, because obviously my
husband died. So no, no, I will just as long.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
As they stay out of my room because I got
to get up, you know, to do the show.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I mean it's it's his room. But yeah, I mean,
you know, I respect what I ask and what you ask,
of course.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
All right, thanks. And I just one other thing I
wanted to and that about food. You don't cook like
a brit do you.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I'm not sure what that means, but I mean, I
you know pastor or.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
You know some Italian and like that, and I know
the food over there is like very bland.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Well you know what, there's there's plenty of restaurants nearby
that will cater to your needs. I'm sure you know
there's lots of Italians and Indian, Chinese, whatever you like.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
You know, Okay, and your kids do they go to
a bit early because I don't need them banging around
at night because.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
You know, I got to get up.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I'm a broadcaster and I need my sleep.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I understand my children are well behaved, and you know,
I'm still a little bit worried that you're gonna leave
your temper with them. Okay, as long.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
As they stay out of my way, we're gonna have
no problems.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
But it's just old. This is their house.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
You're coming to my house, right, But it's my room.
You said I can.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Stay in your room.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
It's his room. You're a little snippy, aren't you.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
You're a guest in my house.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Okay, So okay, I guess I have no other choice. Okay,
all right, well, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
That's your hotel.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I don't want to spend money to stay in a hotel,
and you're giving me a place for free. Why would
I do that?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I'm really sure I found you a little bit really likely.
I'm really I don't know if this is going to
work out. You know, if you'd come here, why why?
Because you're obnoxious?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
What do you mean I'm obnoxious? I'm not obnoxious.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
You're making demands of my house. You're supposed to be
my guest. You're making demands of my children.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, but when I i'm somebody's guests, I'm you know,
the guest.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
You like it? How would you like it? If I
find you and said I was going to come to
your house and I want your children out of my way.
I want you to cook me a certain way.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I would say, Okay, no problem.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
That's how it's done.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
In the States. That's how things are done here.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Well, you're coming to England, so you're gonna have to
do it my way.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I don't know. That's why you guys are backwards. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I'm not sure about this.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
So okay, you know what, I gotta go. Goodbye?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah? Oday?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Oh my goodness, she thinks I'm married a maniac.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I feel terrible.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Goodness, what have you done to me?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I'm gonna have to make it after her. I think,
so she's gonna hate me. I've never met this girl before. Okay,
we're going to call her. But it's all you talking.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Oh you got it?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Hello, Hi, Sheridan. Really, yes, I just heard from Danielle.
I heard anything that Well, you're all set up on Wednesday,
so I was on the.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
She phoned me and the phone rang in the background
or something. She had to go and it was your
six year old and she's swearing her head off. She's
threatening the children, threatening to whip toys apart, and then.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
She's are you sure you heard that right, because she
does not. I mean, she's from the Bronx, but she
you know, she doesn't normally talk like that to the
kids at all.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
She told your child that she would whip Elmo apart,
and you want to see all my die.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I don't even know what to say that. That doesn't
sound like her at all.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
She went crazy on them. It was so uncomfortable. She's
you know, she's saying, she's putting me in a really
difficult position, asking me to control my children from going
in their room, or like going to bed at different times,
not being their way. I mean that she.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Loves kids, she's she will probably be like the surrogate
aunt to your kids. You're not going to want to leave.
She's going to be great. Aren't from America.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I don't think I want an aunt like that. I'm
telling you that. Now you know it's just going to
be too difficult. Now you know there's already tension. I
haven't even met a woman, and I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
If I just put you on my radio prog Rammond
phone tap you, Emily. Emily, it's a prank call that
we do on our show.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Are you kidding, Emily that you would think I would
marry somebody like that?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by
all party SuDS. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show
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