Didn't Show Up for the Lifeguard Job

Alexa has a summer job as a lifeguard and thought it would be funny if her dad thought she never showed up for work!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
What's it all about today?

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Yoo?

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Alexa wants to play a phone tap on her dad.
She just started a summer job as a lifeguard. Very important,
and Alexiso would be funny to play a phone tap
on dad saying she didn't show up for work. So
we already placed a call. Alexis says, hey, Dad, I'm
at work. Then I call as the pool manager, looking
for Alexis to show up to work, messing with dad. Yes,
all right, let's see what happens to Garrett's phone tap. Hello, Hi,

(00:27):
I'm looking for Alexis. Is she home?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
No, she just went in to work.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Yeah, this is Bill Conko. I'm actually Alexis's boss over
at the pool and the pool is supposed to be open,
and we're all outside the gate right now.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Is she parking the car? Did you look at the
parking lot because I know she's there because they just dark. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
No, Actually, I have kids running around the parking lot.
I got the old people waiting to go in to
go for jazz Er size water aerobic class. I got
the guppies ready to go swim in with their instructors.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Listen, they call her and and just see what's going on.
Because this is not like her. Well you know, maybe
maybe she's some kind of a problem. Let me call
her and we'll get right back to you. You'll get
from one of us.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Sh all right, sounds good. All right, thanks, Alexis, you're there.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, my god, I feel so bad doing this to
my da.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
All right, so here's the old deal.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
He's calling me right now like you.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Decided to skip out on work, and we'll call him
back right now.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
All right, okay, yeah, hello, hello, not work right now?
You just called. Yeah, I did just call your work.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, I told you I was. Yeah, it's really busy
right now, so.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
You know that's not what I'm getting. Your boss just
called me and said you weren't at work?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
What what?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
What's the deal?

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
That's weird because I'm here and there's lots of people
and I don't know why it's so busy today. But yeah, no,
I'm definitely weren't dead.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Alexis, Are you lying to me? What the hell is
going on here?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yes, I took a personal day today. I'm just a
minimum wage lifeguard. Is not the end of the world
if you're going to take your day.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
If you have to let these people no, you can't
do this or Lexis, then.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
What kind of the people wear floaties all the time
if they can't swim. Anyone else who can swim just swim.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
They don't need it doesn't matter. If this is a
job Alexis and you have to treat it responsible. Your
boss is very upset.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
I don't super love the bathing suit that they have
me in the colors really not?

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Oh are you kidding me? I'm serious? Listen if they
told you to wear a ballet too, too, you agreed
to this when you took the job.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
What you don't understand is that they're not letting me
have my phone when I'm in the lifeguard boost, So
like I can't update my story on Snapchat. I can't
exact like.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
He's supposed me a lifeguard. Oh you watch your big
go on your phone when you're checking your snep face
or whatever how that is. You're not saying the to
do media. Are your kidding lain? Where are you right now?
Do I have look on Facebook to see who you
are my friends?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
And I not use Facebook anymore? That's so like old
people's stuff, you know, that tell.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Me where you are right now.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
I'm getting to the bottom of this, so you gotta stop.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
I know you're an adult.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Kevin.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Who is this Kevin? My name is Garrett from Elvis
Durant in the Morning Show, and you just got phone tapped.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
I am trambling out, I am rambling in.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
A rage here the Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone
tab was pre recorded with permission granted by all parties.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.