Didn't Show Up for the Lifeguard Job

Alexa has a summer job as a lifeguard and thought it would be funny if her dad thought she never showed up for work!

Episode Transcript

(00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap. What's
it all about today? Yao?Alexa wants to play a phone tap on
her dad. She just started asummer job as a lifeguard. Very important,
and Alexiso would be funny to playa phone tap on dad saying she
didn't show up for work. Sowe already placed a call. Alexis says,
hey, Dad, I'm at work. Then I call as the pool

(00:20):
manager, looking for Alexis to showup to work, messing with dad.
Yes, all right, let's seewhat happens to Garrett's phone tap. Hello,
Hi, I'm looking for Alexis.Is she home? No, she
just went into work. Yeah,this is Bill Conko. I'm actually Alexis's
boss over at the pool, andthe pool is supposed to be open,
and we're all outside the gate rightnow. Is she parking the car?

(00:45):
Did you look at the parking lotbecause I know she's there because they just
stark. Yeah. No, Actually, I have kids running around the parking
lot. I got the old peoplewaiting to go in to go for jazz
or size water aerobic class. Igot the guppies ready to go swim in
with their instructors. Listen, theycall her and and just see what's going
on, because this is not likeher. Well you know, maybe maybe
she's some kind of a problem.Clemic her, and we'll get right back

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to you. You'll get from oneof us. Sh all right, it
sounds good. All right, thanks, Alexis you're there. Yeah, my
god, I feel so bad doingthis to mydea. All right, so
here's the old deal. He's callingme right now like you decided to skip
out on work, and we'll callhim back right now. All right,
Okay, yeah, hello, hello, not working now? You just called?

(01:32):
Yeah, I did just call yourwork. Yeah, I told you
I was. Yeah, it's reallybusy right now, so you know that's
not what I'm getting. Your bossjust called me and said you weren't at
work? What what? What's thedeal? Uh? That's heird because I'm
here and there's lots of people andI don't know why. It's a busy
day. But yeah, no,I'm definitely worked at Alexis, Are you

(01:55):
lying to me? What the hellis going on here? Yes, I
took a personal day today. I'mjust a minimum wage lifeguard. It's not
the end of the world if you'regoing to do your day if you have
to let these people no, youcan't do this, or Lexis, you
don't there what kind of the peoplewear floaties all the time if they can't

(02:16):
swim, anyone else who can swimjust swim. They don't need this doesn't
matter. If this is a job, Alexis and you have to treat it
responsible, your boss is very upset. I don't super love the bathing suit
that they have me in the colorsreally not? Oh are you kidding me?
I'm serious? Listen if they toldyou to wear a ballet too,

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too, you agreed to this whenyou took the job. What you don't
understand is that they're not letting mehave my phone when I'm in the lifeguard
boost, So like I can't updatemy story on Snapchat. I can't exact
like it's supposed to be a lifeguard. Oh you watch, you did got
the ball? When you're checking yourchefs face or whatever? How that isna

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you're not saying to do media?Are you kidding me? Where are you
right now? Do I have tolook on Facebook to see who you are?
My friends? And I not useFacebook anymore? That's so like old
people's stuff. You know that.Tell me where you are right now.
I'm getting to the bottom of this, so you gotta stop. I know
you're an adult. Kevin. Whois this Kevin? My name is Garrett
from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show, and you just got phone tapped.

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Oh I am rambling, Yeah,I am trembling in a rage. Here
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