Honey, I Bought a $3500 Sea Horse Statue

Pete is getting the news that his wife bought a statue for their home after he asked her not to.....and it's $3500!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
I was listening to this phone tap before the show.
I'm really into it.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Danielle, another fine job. Oh thank you.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
You kind of lift the fuse and ran on this?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Y did I read? Then I left? What's it all about? Well,
Joan wants us to email her husband Pete.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
She's redecorating her house and she wants to buy a
new statue, but Pete told her she couldn't buy it because.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
It's too expensive. So I'm calling from the credit card
company to confirm that Joan brought the statue.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Hello, Hi, is this mister Brisillo? Yes, this is Linda
from Time Card. How are you hi?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
How are you good?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
I'm just calling because I needed to approve a charge, okay,
And the charge is for thirty five hundred dollars and
it exceeds the limit.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Oh, I don't know anything about that.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
It's for a statue of a seahorse.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
No, no, no, no, I mean that's ridiculous. I mean,
I know my wife's nuts, but I don't think she
would spend that much. A freaking sea voice she's crazy.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
But it says here that the statue was already he
picked up, so the charge actually already went through.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
I don't know why it.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Went through, but not for that amount of money.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Yeah, for thirty five hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
All right, let me call my wife.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
No problem, Okay, thank you? By bye?

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Okay, Joan. Yeah, we're gonna call him back and you're
gonna talk now.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
He's gonna kill me.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Hey, pe Yes, it's me. What's going on?

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Not so much. I just got a call from the
credit card company.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
What they called you?

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:24):
What what they say to you?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Did they need to get authorization for a charge of
three thousand, five hundred dollars for sea Horse?

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:31):
But you know what, I already brought the statue and
I already thought it was all taken care of.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
I didn't know.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
I don't know why they're calling you.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Did you spent three thousand dollars? Well? You know what?

Speaker 4 (01:40):
He I remember. I was looking for the statue for
the fun and it was a really nice statue and kidding,
nice some stuff, and I was gonna surprise you for
your birthday and just have it delivered and have it
there for you.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Are you kidding me, Joan.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
I would have went perfect of the living room.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
I don't give what you do. Joan, you returned that?
Are you for real? I'm trying to sell this business.
You're losing your job, and you're spending thirty five hundred
dollars on a seahorse? Are you kidding me? Whatever you do,
get rid of us? Do you understand?

Speaker 4 (02:11):
I don't know if I can get rid of it
because there's.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
A special order. Are you kidding me? Well?

Speaker 4 (02:16):
And Peter ain't a lot. I'm working hard too, and
I thought that it would just be something really nice
in the house.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
That's a card zone thirty five hundred dollars. I don't
know what you do. Figure it out. We bet you
better get rid of it. That's all I gotta say.
I'm calling your sister. I can't believe you would do that.
I can't believe it.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Well, I don't understand what you're getting so aggravated about.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Are you kidding me? I don't even want to talk
to you. I gotta go, y, what do you want?

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Do you know how hard I work for that money? Too?

Speaker 2 (02:46):
You have your BMW. We got the whole house redone.
I don't care. Whenever you spent five hundred for your
statues and you do all that. You're spending four thousand
dollars on a statue and you've got the boss to
be theirsk me. Why I'm made and you cann't. I
don't want to talk to you. I'm busy, all right.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
We got to call him back again?

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Oh my god, he's gonna kill me.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Hello.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Didn't you just get a brand new fish tank?

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah? It's for five hundred dollars. I got a brand
new fish tank. That's right, big difference between thirty five
hundred and five hundred. I'm not discussing it with you.
Don't call me back here.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
What kind of crab called up your ask today? What's
your problem?

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Joan? I'm busy. I have systems. Guys here, everybody's in around.
You are really sick that you think I'm out of
line from being upset that you spent thirty five hundred
dollars on a seahorse. I'm calling your system.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Don't call back, please, honey.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
I know so that you're working hard. I'm not saying
you're not working hard.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Don't talk to me now, Joan, she wants to.

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