Honey Your Car Was Stolen Again

John's car was stollen when his wife was using it, and he was pissed for weeks. SO she decided to call him to say the car got stolen AGAIN!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapping.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Here we go, it's a new phone tap from Garrett.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Hey, Garrett, Hey, what's it all about today? So Bo
was using her husband John's car. It was stolen while
she was using it. Okay, So a few months have
gone by, Bo is back in the good graces of
her own husband, and she decided, Hey, let's play a
phone tap on him. So Bo's going to start the
call to her husband John saying the car was stolen
again again, and I'm going to be the guy who

(00:28):
stole the car.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Here we go, today's phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Hello, don yep, I'm outside right now and I want
to go pick up lunch and the car's gone. We're
give me the car's gone. The car's gone. Is that
in the lawn anymore? Someone stole a car? Are you
kidding me? It's gone? I don't see it. Why is
it always with you? I believe the car talked in

(00:51):
the city all day and it won't happen to me.
I don't know what I have to call the Please?
What do people know what to do? I did call
the police, That's why I took long. And I'm waiting
for them. I don't get how every time you take
the car, the car gets stolen. It's not my stall.
If I get this car back, you're not allowed to
drive my car anymore. I don't give how to get

(01:13):
to work. I don't care if you have to take
a bus to work every day. Don't take my car anymore.
It's not nice whatever to figure it out and call
me back later.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, yo, is this the owner of the car?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:29):
All right, Well, let me tell you the situation I'm
in right now. I have your car, so let's do
some business.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
What do you mean you have my car?

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Let's just say I have your car held hostage and
I'm looking for some money now.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
So you're basically telling me you stole my car. You
want me to pay you to get my car back.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Let's do business like men, and you can get your
car back.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
You want to do business with me after you take
my car? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
That's how a good businessman does business. He calls the
guy's car he just stole, and he gets the money.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
That's not how it works. I you know what? You
know what? You know what? I you know what? How
much are you looking for it?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
This is looking around. Maybe forty g.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
All right, forty g's let's meet right now. Where would
you like to meet anywhere? Okay, bring it back to
the lot that you stole it from.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
And I'm just saying I'm not going back to the
scene of the crime. Any true criminal like yourself should
know that I'm a criminal.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Now. You stole my car and I'm a criminal.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
You sound like a criminal. I'm making this convenient for you.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Listen, You're not making anything convenient for me when you
stole my car. I just gotta be a joke. All right.
You're gonna sit there and tell me after you stole
my car you want to do business? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
I want money, you want your car. Let's meet in
the middle.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
And man, you know what, do do what you want
with the car. If you don't want, why don't you
name a spot to meet me at.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Because then you have them.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Well you know you don't know. I said name a spot,
but you can't name a spot. All right? Why do
you meet me at the police precinct? Day?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Oh that's real smart?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Make you happy exactly? Want to name a spot and
I'll be there.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
They'll probably think you stole the car, then if we
meet up there.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Like, come, man, So when you're on the phone me
this whole time I was my problem was on the
phone with the cops. Oh yeah, all right, So do
you must be a dumb man?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Do you want to?

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Right? So, I am not going to pay you forty
thousand dollars for my car?

Speaker 4 (03:11):
All right?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Why don't you give me back my car and give
me a one hundred grand on top of that?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Why am I giving you money?

Speaker 2 (03:16):
How does this correctly? Exactly? Why should I give you money?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Because you want your car back?

Speaker 5 (03:22):
Keep it?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Keep it. I'll go through insurance and get a new car.
There's something more to talk about, if you want to.
If you, if you, if you really think that I'm
dumb enough to give you forty grand for a car,
that's night the worth forty grand? You must be up.
Maybe you should do some little homework on how much
the car is worth.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
And then you have the nerve to steal my car
and call me. Well, then they say you want your
car back, let's let's let's be men and make a
business deal. You have got to be kidding me. I
ain't got nothing more to say to you.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
All right, Well, you know what well, then maybe you
know Bo has something to say to you.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Dan, we get fun cat chance. There's no one dumb
enough to do that type of.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participants.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
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