December 24, 2024 • 5 mins
Kiera got so wasted at the company holiday party, so her coworker thought Garrett should call as the mystery man she made out with!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tappen.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right, Garren, All right, what do you have today?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Well, Christine wants to play a phone tap on her
coworker Kiara. Now, last week the ladies had their holiday
party and Kiara got super wasted and blacked out.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Excellent.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
So Christine's like, let's phonesap her right now. So I
start the call to Kiera the morning after the party.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
You know, there's more than just a hangover to pay
when you get all messed up. Oh yeah, sometimes people
make up stories and phone tap you. Let's see what happens.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Hello, Kiera, Kiera, Hello, it's me.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Hello, it's Todd. Hey, how are you?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
I'm fine? Thank you? But who are you?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
You don't remember anything?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
No, I don't.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
The Christmas party last night, I was Sana. You don't remember.
Don't you come sit on Santa's leap? Yeah, well we
hooked up.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
You came over, took a picture with Sannah, and you
wanted to see what was underneath my beard. And next
thing I know.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Wait wait wait wait told about it? What? Wait? No?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, yes, we didn't hook up.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I didn't hook up with anyone last night.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
You came over and you said, oh, you're cute, Santa.
Look at you all strong and look at that look
at those arms. You must be you must be working
out for all the gifts you're bringing. What are you
bringing me this year?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Ha ha? I hope that you.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
No. No, I am at home. I woke up in
my bed. I did not hook up with anyone. So well.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
No, I know I know that you're I.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Don't know what you're doing or what you want.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
But no, we made out.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Yeah. I don't even like guys. I like girls.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
That's weird because you got a picture in your office
of you and a guy on a boat kissing.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
That's my brother.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
You kiss your brother on the lips.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Yes, we're just weird like for that. No, I didn't
look up with you to get my number anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I got it from your friend Christine. She said that.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yeah, no, this has got to be some kind of
joke like whatever. No, please, I'm sorry. I don't know
what you're thinking or where you're going.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I still have the candy cane flavor in my mouth
from you kissing me last year.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
No, you have candy canes from all the candy canes.
That's what that was. Around the party. I'm sorry, but
I can't.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I've got to go.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I'm not even feeling great. I'm a little woody right now.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Well, can I come over and like hold your hair back? No?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
No, no, no, no, just leave me alone.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Please, we're not going to go out on a date.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
No, we're not, We're nothing.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I don't even this is awkward.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, okay, I gotta go.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I love you, I love you, I love you. Oh
my god, I think I hear the alcohol in her breath.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
This is bad, bad, so WONDERFULLO.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
All right, since she's a little hungover right now, I
want you to check up on her and make sure
she's okay.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
All right, okay, sound good, I'll do that.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Hello, hey baby, Hey, oh my god? What the hell
happened last night? God? All people called me to say
that we hooked up last night and that you gave
him my number?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
What I remember? What?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
No?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I don't remember anything. I was wasted? Are you kidding me?
What the hell? What did you tell me? What happened?
Because I'm besides.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Myself right now.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
You were with me all night?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Well, I was with you all night until you pushed
me away because you said that you needed to make
your Christmas wish and you went over to Sanna.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
You needed to know.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You don't remember any of the use.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Oh okay, okay, I don't think you understand. I was drunk.
You saw how many martinis I threw back last night? Really,
I know you haven't any, but it's not that heavy.
How could you let me do that with Todd? Of
all people?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Todd?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Why would you give him my number?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Hell?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Would it happen?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Are you serious?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
You don't You don't remember anything? No, I don't remember anything.
If I did, I wouldn't be asking you. Why would
you let me look up with a stranger like that? I?
Oh my what, I've never done that before? Christine? Come on,
come on?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Are you kidding me? The Saint Patrick's Day party?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
That was totally different, And and I didn't really look
up with a stranger. I mean, come on, no, come
out to a strangers.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
The mail man, the man.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
No, oh my god, I don't forget the shower.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
You came over to me last night and and told
me that you wanted to unwrap his package. Buy was
I was waited?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
I thought there was like a code among girls. If
one is dropped, then you take care of them like seriously,
So you would have just let me go ahead and
steal the police car or something like one the whole night.
You wouldn't care. You just think it's funny.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Well, yeah, it would be funny for everyone listening on
the radio. My name's Garret from Elvis Durant in the
Morning Show. And you just got phone tapped by your
friend Christine.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Holy are you kidding me? You know what? I sober up?
I'm putting your ass on black How about that? How
about that?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I gotta go to meet Elvis Duran's phone tap.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Gee, you have cocktails, you pay the price? Hey, you
forget this is what happens. Con Please, dear Lord and Bob,
please no one phone time me.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by
all See Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tappen.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right, Garren, All right, what do you have today?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Well, Christine wants to play a phone tap on her
coworker Kiara. Now, last week the ladies had their holiday
party and Kiara got super wasted and blacked out.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Excellent.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
So Christine's like, let's phonesap her right now. So I
start the call to Kiera the morning after the party.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
You know, there's more than just a hangover to pay
when you get all messed up. Oh yeah, sometimes people
make up stories and phone tap you. Let's see what happens.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Hello, Kiera, Kiera, Hello, it's me.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Hello, it's Todd. Hey, how are you?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
I'm fine? Thank you? But who are you?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
You don't remember anything?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
No, I don't.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
The Christmas party last night, I was Sana. You don't remember.
Don't you come sit on Santa's leap? Yeah, well we
hooked up.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
You came over, took a picture with Sannah, and you
wanted to see what was underneath my beard. And next
thing I know.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Wait wait wait wait told about it? What? Wait? No?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, yes, we didn't hook up.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I didn't hook up with anyone last night.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
You came over and you said, oh, you're cute, Santa.
Look at you all strong and look at that look
at those arms. You must be you must be working
out for all the gifts you're bringing. What are you
bringing me this year?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Ha ha? I hope that you.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
No. No, I am at home. I woke up in
my bed. I did not hook up with anyone. So well.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
No, I know I know that you're I.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Don't know what you're doing or what you want.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
But no, we made out.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Yeah. I don't even like guys. I like girls.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
That's weird because you got a picture in your office
of you and a guy on a boat kissing.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
That's my brother.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
You kiss your brother on the lips.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Yes, we're just weird like for that. No, I didn't
look up with you to get my number anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I got it from your friend Christine. She said that.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yeah, no, this has got to be some kind of
joke like whatever. No, please, I'm sorry. I don't know
what you're thinking or where you're going.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I still have the candy cane flavor in my mouth
from you kissing me last year.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
No, you have candy canes from all the candy canes.
That's what that was. Around the party. I'm sorry, but
I can't.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I've got to go.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I'm not even feeling great. I'm a little woody right now.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Well, can I come over and like hold your hair back? No?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
No, no, no, no, just leave me alone.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Please, we're not going to go out on a date.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
No, we're not, We're nothing.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I don't even this is awkward.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, okay, I gotta go.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I love you, I love you, I love you. Oh
my god, I think I hear the alcohol in her breath.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
This is bad, bad, so WONDERFULLO.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
All right, since she's a little hungover right now, I
want you to check up on her and make sure
she's okay.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
All right, okay, sound good, I'll do that.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Hello, hey baby, Hey, oh my god? What the hell
happened last night? God? All people called me to say
that we hooked up last night and that you gave
him my number?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
What I remember? What?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
No?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I don't remember anything. I was wasted? Are you kidding me?
What the hell? What did you tell me? What happened?
Because I'm besides.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Myself right now.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
You were with me all night?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Well, I was with you all night until you pushed
me away because you said that you needed to make
your Christmas wish and you went over to Sanna.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
You needed to know.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
You don't remember any of the use.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Oh okay, okay, I don't think you understand. I was drunk.
You saw how many martinis I threw back last night? Really,
I know you haven't any, but it's not that heavy.
How could you let me do that with Todd? Of
all people?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Todd?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Why would you give him my number?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Hell?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Would it happen?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Are you serious?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
You don't You don't remember anything? No, I don't remember anything.
If I did, I wouldn't be asking you. Why would
you let me look up with a stranger like that? I?
Oh my what, I've never done that before? Christine? Come on,
come on?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Are you kidding me? The Saint Patrick's Day party?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
That was totally different, And and I didn't really look
up with a stranger. I mean, come on, no, come
out to a strangers.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
The mail man, the man.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
No, oh my god, I don't forget the shower.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
You came over to me last night and and told
me that you wanted to unwrap his package. Buy was
I was waited?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
I thought there was like a code among girls. If
one is dropped, then you take care of them like seriously,
So you would have just let me go ahead and
steal the police car or something like one the whole night.
You wouldn't care. You just think it's funny.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Well, yeah, it would be funny for everyone listening on
the radio. My name's Garret from Elvis Durant in the
Morning Show. And you just got phone tapped by your
friend Christine.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Holy are you kidding me? You know what? I sober up?
I'm putting your ass on black How about that? How
about that?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I gotta go to meet Elvis Duran's phone tap.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Gee, you have cocktails, you pay the price? Hey, you
forget this is what happens. Con Please, dear Lord and Bob,
please no one phone time me.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by
all See Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show
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