Hookin You Up with a Psycho Chick

Jason was set up by a friend, so Danielle calls him as his future date and she's a liiiiiittle....intense.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis durand, Elvis durand, phone tap?
Is it really you, Danielle?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Oh, I love this.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Okay, Danielle, what do you have? So Darren wanted us
to phone tap his friend Jason. He said he's always
trying to meet a nice girl and he wanted to
set him up with Taylor, who is Darren's co worker.
So Darren's been really talking her up for days and
thought it would be funny if I call that's Taylor.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
But I was just a little intense. You intent, all right,
here's Danielle's phone tap. Hey, Hi is this Jason? Yes,
Hi Jason, This is Taylor?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Hey, how are you good?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
I'm doing pretty good.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Your friend Darren gave me your number.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah, he gave me your number as well. Yeah. He
told me he's like you guys would be so good
for each other. So I said, I got to give
him a call. I was so excited. Cool Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
First of all, he was telling me that you have
big hands. Do you have big hands?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Sure, you know what they say about guys with big hands, right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Big big hands, big gloves.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
No, that's not what they say. Stop flirting with me.
Did he tell you what I look like?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
He said, you were very attractive because.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I'm blonde and I have green eyes and I'm five
foot six. He said, oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Oh I'll do cook sure?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, what's your specialty?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Especially?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
I make a mean chili?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Mm?

Speaker 1 (01:20):
I like I like it hot? Is it hot chili?

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Oh? Yeah? Hot? Oh? And then you can we can
cool each other down with an ice cube afterwards. Now
you're talking.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, doesn't that sound good?

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Sounds good?

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Right? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Nice? So do you like kids? What do you like kids?

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah? They're fun. Just from our conversation, I can tell
that you'd be a really great dad. Really yeah, yeah
I don't. I mean I don't have I don't have
any kids now, but I'm hoping to have them soon.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Okay, well cool.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Well where do you see this relationship going? Relationship?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Where do you see this going? You know, we need
to take Let's let's start with the first date and
we'll take it from there. I have to tell you,
just by talking to you though, I really think I'm
falling in love with you.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Really, yeah, you're falling in love with me.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Now, what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Know?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Why don't we just go out on a date.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
First, How long is it gonna take for you to
tell me you love me? My gosh?

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Well, it maybe love at first sight, but I haven't
seen you yet.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
How much do you make a year? Excuse me? Well,
I have to ask these questions.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Because when the babies come, I have to make sure
you can support me.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
And the babies.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Talking about Oh, I can't.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Wait to find out.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Okay, I'll let you go, But.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Are you gonna call me? Yeah, I'll bring my toothbrush.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Okay, okay, okay, thanks bossy soon all right, I love you,
I love you.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
I love you. Alright bye. You're really freaked out by that.
All right, we're gonna call him back.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Okay, Hello, Sorry, did I miss your call? Dude? That
girl Taylor called me so that's awesome, Dude, out of
her mind?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
She's out of her mind? Hot is what she is.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Dude. She's talking about whether I love her. I haven't
even met her yet. There is no way in hell
that I'm going to go out.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
With that girl. Dude.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
The crazier she is, the better in bed. That's just insane. Hi, Jason,
I'm here to tell you something.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
This is Daniel Manarrow from Elvis.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Durant in the Morning kidding me, you're the Elvis Duran's
phone tap.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all party SuDS the

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis duran in the
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