May 21, 2024 • 5 mins
Danielle calls a florist to order a bunch of flowers, and Froggy calls them as her husband wanting to know how much they cost. What an awkward phone call!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone
tappen us.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Let me take your ideas at Elvisduran dot com and
your victims to phone tap on today's phone tap, Danielle
and Froggy rather than using one of those ideas, just
decided to.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Crank call someone.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yeah, we decided to call florist. And what you're going
to hear is I've already called the place and I
ordered some flowers for my dead grandfather. So the second
call that you're going to hear is where it picks
up from. And that's Froggy calling back the florist. He's
my husband after I made the initial order. So you'll
see what happens.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Today's phone tap. Let's listen in.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Help you.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah is this who's speaking? This is Hi, Lauren, It's John.
I believe my wife called there a few minutes to
go to order some flowers for her grandfather. Oh yes, yes,
I just have a quick question. How much did she
spend on those?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
I'm sorry, sure, I can't actually get that information out
over the phone unless you're a person that face to order.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yeah, okay, whatever, that's great. I'm going to be paying
for them anyway, she's my wife. I just won't know
how much she spent. She's got a tendency to overspend sometimes.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Oh sure, I honestly can't tell you or I might
lose my job, and I kind of don't want to
do that.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
What are you talking to?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I'm talking to the floors. I'm trying to find out
much money you spent. I asked you, and you wouldn't
answer me.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
What the are you calling them for? I told you
it's none of your business. It's a nice arrangement I'm
sending right, yes, ma'am, yes, and all that matters.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I don't care how nice it is. I want to
know how much it costs.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
It's not a lot of money, right, it's not. It's
a bargain. You gave me a bargain, right, I did?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I did? And is there anything else I can do?
You want me to add to the order? Takeoff?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah? I tell you, tell me how much it costs.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Now going to tell you none of your business? Is
my grandfather?
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I cannot be spoken to this way. I'm okay.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
You know what here here, here's a great idea. Cancel
the order.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Okay, I will cancel your order.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
No, you're not canceling the order.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
It's my way to cancel or no.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Is there a way that you guys can kind of
figure out what you want and then let me know.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
No, I just tell me how much it costs.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
That's all I want to know.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Okay, it's three hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
We're not spending three hundred dollars on flowers to your
dead grandpa? Why not?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It's grandpa and he died and he's never you're never
going to see him again.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Okay, number one exactly, he's never going to see him
to begin with number two. When he was here, we
didn't see him.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Okay. Can someone just tell me? Am I canceling? Or
am I not canceling?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Cancel the three hundred dollars?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I don't cancel the order.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Okay, if you want to figure this out, and feel
free to call me in a little bit and let
me know.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
No, there's nothing to figure out we want them. Shut
up and hang up the phone and let me tell you.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I honestly, I kind of either need to start the
flowers or not start flowers.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
We're not paying for it, Yes we are, No, we're not,
Yes we are. These flowers are going to suffer the
same fate he did. They're going to die in three days.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Okay, Oh my gosh. Can you do you believe he's
talking about my grandfather like this?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
You didn't see him when he was here.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I'm sorry? Am I making flowers or am I not?
Because I have a couple of the customers here.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
You know, you get up every day and you go
to work, and you work and everything. My wife doesn't.
She sits on the couch and doesn't do it all day. Okay, nothing,
I'm talking right now.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You're bothering them. They have Please, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I actually do you have another call on the other line.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I'm surprised you got your fat ass off the couch.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Guys, I need to put you on hold. I'm going
to put on you on the phone with someone else.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Okay, okay, good. Maybe somebody who didn't listen would be nice.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Okay, sure, that is uncallable.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Hi, Michael, it's John.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
One person talking at the time. Okay, who am I
talking to?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
John?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
No?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Look, listen, listen. I'm going to cancel the entire order
if I if I don't speak to just one person
at the time.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Listen, listen to me. I am the one placing the
order for the three hundred dollars. Don't listen to my husband.
He doesn't know what he's talking.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
My wife called and made a ridiculous order of three
hundred dollars for her dead grandfather, the number one she
didn't see when he when he was allowed to begin
with Okay, all right, look guys.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
I don't have time to deal with your marriage problem.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
It's not a marriage problem.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
It's just I don't have time. I don't have time. Okay,
you tell me listen.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I got an idea. We're going to give you fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
No, John did not call you. I called you, not
John at three hundred.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
You hang out the phone, os, will you please but out?
It's fifty dollars, John.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
It's fine, it's fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Oh my gosh, it's not fifty dollars. Why do you
live name? Because he's a guy, So that's why I
take his No, he's.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Listening to me because I know because I have a job,
and I'm going to make the order from Adam. Well,
well he doesn't have money.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Listen, I don't have time to deal with this childish book.
All right, Oh that's nice.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Are you not a professional?
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Figure out your problems and get off the phone and
stop wasting my time? Who is paying for the flowers?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I am?
Speaker 5 (04:28):
I don't believe this this. I don't need your business.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Oh great, now you don't need our business.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Yeah, I don't need your business. I don't need I
don't need my time wasted.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
You know what, if you don't want our business, we'll
just take our business elsewhere. Because this is who he's treating.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Us, John, I'm running a business today, all right. I
have people coming in, and I have the phone ringing,
Lauren's putting together orders, and I got you two morons
on the phone arguing with each other. And you can't
run my business this way.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
John, you already talk to me. You called me up, moron.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Every bit of this could have been a verdi. Here's
all you had to do. It was a simple fact
when I called in and said we wanted to spend.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Fifty sir, there's nothing I had to do. It's all
what you had to do, which is act like a
man and just place in order or don't make a decision.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Do you hear how you're treating your customer how?
Speaker 5 (05:07):
I'm sure you my customers Do you hear yourself talking?
Do you hear yourself You're acting like a little baby man.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
You just loved three hundred dollars fifty bucksoever, okay whatever.
The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre
recorded with permission granted by all participates. The Elvis Duran
phone tab only on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone
tappen us.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Let me take your ideas at Elvisduran dot com and
your victims to phone tap on today's phone tap, Danielle
and Froggy rather than using one of those ideas, just
decided to.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Crank call someone.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yeah, we decided to call florist. And what you're going
to hear is I've already called the place and I
ordered some flowers for my dead grandfather. So the second
call that you're going to hear is where it picks
up from. And that's Froggy calling back the florist. He's
my husband after I made the initial order. So you'll
see what happens.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Today's phone tap. Let's listen in.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Help you.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah is this who's speaking? This is Hi, Lauren, It's John.
I believe my wife called there a few minutes to
go to order some flowers for her grandfather. Oh yes, yes,
I just have a quick question. How much did she
spend on those?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
I'm sorry, sure, I can't actually get that information out
over the phone unless you're a person that face to order.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yeah, okay, whatever, that's great. I'm going to be paying
for them anyway, she's my wife. I just won't know
how much she spent. She's got a tendency to overspend sometimes.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Oh sure, I honestly can't tell you or I might
lose my job, and I kind of don't want to
do that.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
What are you talking to?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I'm talking to the floors. I'm trying to find out
much money you spent. I asked you, and you wouldn't
answer me.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
What the are you calling them for? I told you
it's none of your business. It's a nice arrangement I'm
sending right, yes, ma'am, yes, and all that matters.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I don't care how nice it is. I want to
know how much it costs.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
It's not a lot of money, right, it's not. It's
a bargain. You gave me a bargain, right, I did?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I did? And is there anything else I can do?
You want me to add to the order? Takeoff?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah? I tell you, tell me how much it costs.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Now going to tell you none of your business? Is
my grandfather?
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I cannot be spoken to this way. I'm okay.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
You know what here here, here's a great idea. Cancel
the order.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Okay, I will cancel your order.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
No, you're not canceling the order.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
It's my way to cancel or no.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Is there a way that you guys can kind of
figure out what you want and then let me know.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
No, I just tell me how much it costs.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
That's all I want to know.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Okay, it's three hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
We're not spending three hundred dollars on flowers to your
dead grandpa? Why not?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It's grandpa and he died and he's never you're never
going to see him again.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Okay, number one exactly, he's never going to see him
to begin with number two. When he was here, we
didn't see him.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Okay. Can someone just tell me? Am I canceling? Or
am I not canceling?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Cancel the three hundred dollars?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I don't cancel the order.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Okay, if you want to figure this out, and feel
free to call me in a little bit and let
me know.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
No, there's nothing to figure out we want them. Shut
up and hang up the phone and let me tell you.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
I honestly, I kind of either need to start the
flowers or not start flowers.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
We're not paying for it, Yes we are, No, we're not,
Yes we are. These flowers are going to suffer the
same fate he did. They're going to die in three days.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Okay, Oh my gosh. Can you do you believe he's
talking about my grandfather like this?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
You didn't see him when he was here.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I'm sorry? Am I making flowers or am I not?
Because I have a couple of the customers here.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
You know, you get up every day and you go
to work, and you work and everything. My wife doesn't.
She sits on the couch and doesn't do it all day. Okay, nothing,
I'm talking right now.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You're bothering them. They have Please, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I actually do you have another call on the other line.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I'm surprised you got your fat ass off the couch.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Guys, I need to put you on hold. I'm going
to put on you on the phone with someone else.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Okay, okay, good. Maybe somebody who didn't listen would be nice.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Okay, sure, that is uncallable.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Hi, Michael, it's John.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
One person talking at the time. Okay, who am I
talking to?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
John?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
No?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Look, listen, listen. I'm going to cancel the entire order
if I if I don't speak to just one person
at the time.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Listen, listen to me. I am the one placing the
order for the three hundred dollars. Don't listen to my husband.
He doesn't know what he's talking.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
My wife called and made a ridiculous order of three
hundred dollars for her dead grandfather, the number one she
didn't see when he when he was allowed to begin
with Okay, all right, look guys.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
I don't have time to deal with your marriage problem.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
It's not a marriage problem.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
It's just I don't have time. I don't have time. Okay,
you tell me listen.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I got an idea. We're going to give you fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
No, John did not call you. I called you, not
John at three hundred.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
You hang out the phone, os, will you please but out?
It's fifty dollars, John.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
It's fine, it's fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Oh my gosh, it's not fifty dollars. Why do you
live name? Because he's a guy, So that's why I
take his No, he's.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Listening to me because I know because I have a job,
and I'm going to make the order from Adam. Well,
well he doesn't have money.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Listen, I don't have time to deal with this childish book.
All right, Oh that's nice.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Are you not a professional?
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Figure out your problems and get off the phone and
stop wasting my time? Who is paying for the flowers?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
I am?
Speaker 5 (04:28):
I don't believe this this. I don't need your business.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Oh great, now you don't need our business.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Yeah, I don't need your business. I don't need I
don't need my time wasted.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
You know what, if you don't want our business, we'll
just take our business elsewhere. Because this is who he's treating.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Us, John, I'm running a business today, all right. I
have people coming in, and I have the phone ringing,
Lauren's putting together orders, and I got you two morons
on the phone arguing with each other. And you can't
run my business this way.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
John, you already talk to me. You called me up, moron.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Every bit of this could have been a verdi. Here's
all you had to do. It was a simple fact
when I called in and said we wanted to spend.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Fifty sir, there's nothing I had to do. It's all
what you had to do, which is act like a
man and just place in order or don't make a decision.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Do you hear how you're treating your customer how?
Speaker 5 (05:07):
I'm sure you my customers Do you hear yourself talking?
Do you hear yourself You're acting like a little baby man.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
You just loved three hundred dollars fifty bucksoever, okay whatever.
The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre
recorded with permission granted by all participates. The Elvis Duran
phone tab only on Elvis Duran in the Morning Show
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