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May 21, 2024 5 mins
Danielle calls a florist to order a bunch of flowers, and Froggy calls them as her husband wanting to know how much they cost. What an awkward phone call!
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Don't answer the phone. Elvis durandthe Elvis durand phone tap us. Let
me take your ideas at Elvis Durandot com and your victims to phone tap
on today's phone tap, Danielle andFroggy rather than using one of those ideas,
just decided to crank call someone.Yeah, we decided to call florist.
And what you're going to hear isI've already called the place and I

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ordered some flowers for my dead grandfather. So the second call that you're going
to hear is where it picks upfrom. And that's Froggy calling back the
florist. He's my husband after Imade the initial order. So you'll see
what happens today's phone tap. Let'slisten in me help you? Yeah?
Is this who's speaking this? Isla? Hi, Lauren, It's John.

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I believe my wife called there afew minutes to go to order some flowers
for her grandfather. Oh yes,yes, I just have a quick question.
How much did she spend on those? Yeah? I'm sorry, sure,
I can't actually get that information outover the phone unless you have a
person of face to order. Yeah, okay, whatever, that's great.
I'm going to be paying for themanyway, she's my wife. I just
won't know how much she spent.She's got a tendency to overspend sometimes.

(01:06):
Oh sure, I honestly can't tellyou or I might lose my job,
and I kind of don't want todo that. What are you talking to?
I'm talking to the floors. I'mtrying to find out much money you
spent. I asked you, andyou wouldn't answer me. What the are
you calling them for? I toldyou it's none of your business. It's
a nice arrangement I'm sending right,yes, ma'am, Yes, and all
that matters. I don't care hownice it is. I want to know

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how much it costs. It's nota lot of money, right, it's
not. It's a bargain. Yougave me a bargain, right I did?
I did? And is there anythingelse I can do? You want
me to add to the order?Take off? Yeah, that's how we
can do. Tell me how muchit costs? Now? Going to tell
you is none of your business?Is my grandfather? Okay? I cannot
be spoken to this way. I'mokay. You know what? Here here,

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here's a great idea. Cancel theorder? Okay, I will cancel
your order. No, you're notcanceling the order, it's my cancel or
no. Is there a way thatyou guys can kind of figure out what
you want and then let me know. No, I just tell me how
much it costs. That's all Iwant to know. We Okay, it's
three hundred dollars. We're not spendingthree hundred dollars on flowers to your dead

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grandpa? Why not? It's grandpaand he died and he's never you're never
going to see him again. Okay, number one, exactly, he's never
going to see him to begin withnumber two. When he was here,
we didn't see him. Okay.Can someone just tell me? Am I
canceling? Or am I not canceling? Cancel three hundred dollars, don't cancel
the order? Okay, if youwant to figure this out, and feel
free to call me in a littlebit and let me know. No,
there's nothing to figure out. Wewant the shut up and hang up the

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phone and let me say I honestly, I kind of either need to start
the flowers or not such flowers.We're not paying for it, Yes we
are, No, we're not,Yes we are. These flowers are going
to suffer the same fate he did. They're going to die in three days.
Okay, Oh my gosh. Canyou do you believe he's talking about
my grandfather like this? You didn'tsee him when he was here. I'm
sorry? Am I making flowers oram I not? Because I have a

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couple of customers here. You know, you get up every day and you
go to work, and you workand everything. My wife doesn't. She
sits on the couch and doesn't doall day. Okay, nothing, I'm
talking right now. You're bothering them. They have Please, I'm sorry.
Actually, do you have another callon the other line. I'm surprised you
got your fan ass off the couch. Guys, I need to put you
one hold. I'm going to puton you on the phone with someone else.
Okay, okay, good, Maybesomebody who didn't listen would be nice.

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Okay, sure that is uncalled.Hi Michael, it's John U.
One person talking at a time.Okay, who am I talking to?
John? No? Look, listen, listen. I'm going to cancel the
entire order if I if I don'tspeak to just one person at the time.
Listen, listen to me. Iam the one placing the order for
the three hundred dollars. Okay,don't listen to my husband. He doesn't
know what he's talking. My wifecalled and made a ridiculous order of three

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hundred dollars for her dead grandfather,the number one she didn't see when he
was allowed to begin with. Okay, all right, look guys, I
don't have time to deal with yourmarriage problem. It's not a marriage problem.
It's just I don't have time.I don't have time, okay,
or you tell me. Listen,I got an idea. We're going to
give you fifty dollars. No,John did not call you. I called
you, not John three hundred.You hang up the phone, OS,

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will you please but out? It'sfifty dollars John, it's fine, it's
fifty dollars. Oh my gosh,it's not fifty dollars. Why do you
live in him? Because he's aguy, so that's why he take his
second. No, he's listening tome because I know because I have a
job and I'm going to make theorder from Adam. Well, well,
he doesn't have money. Listen,I don't have time to deal with this
childish book. All right, Ohthat's nice. Are you not a professional?

(04:21):
Safety? Figure out your problems andget off the phone and stop wasting
my time? Who is paying forthe flowers? I am? I don't
believe this this. I don't needyour business. Oh great, now you
don't need our business? Yeah,I don't need your business. I don't
need I don't need my time wasted. You know what, if you don't
want our business, we'll just takeour business elsewhere. Because this is he
he's treating us, John. I'mrunning a business today, all right.

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I have people coming in, andI have the phone ringing. Lauren's putting
together orders, and I got youtwo morons on the phone arguing with each
other. And you can't run mybusiness this way, John, you already
asks me you call me up,moron. Every bit of this could have
been a verdi. Here's all youhad to do. It was a simple
fact when I called in and saidwe wanted to spend fifty sir, there's
nothing I had to do. It'sall what you had to do, would
is act like a man and justplace in order or don't make a decision.

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Do you hear how you're treating yourcustomer. I'm sure you My customers
do you hear yourself talking, Doyou hear yourself? You're acting like a
little baby man. All right,you just loved three hundred dollars fifty bucksoever,
Okay, whatever the Elvis Duran's phonetap. This phone tab was pre
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