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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Durande, Elvis Durand's phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What's today's phone tap?
Speaker 1 (00:05):
All of the Well, Stacy emailed and says, I'd like
to call my mom tell her that I'm not allowed
back in school because I have excessive absence. My mom's
gonna flip out because I've only one more semester until
I graduate. And she asked me every day, sometimes fifteen
times a day if I went to school. So we're
calling her mom now, we're gonna make her upset.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Hi, Stacy, Please, this is not Stacy.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Oh, this isn't Who is this?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Says her mother.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
How can I help you?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yeah? Hi, on, my name is Linda Vassar. I'm calling
from speaking her.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Fact.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Is she around?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
No, she is not. I can help you.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
She's not gonna help you with Okay. We're just going
through our records and calling people who haven't been showing
up for school and just trying to figure out why
they have been there.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
She goes at night. Now she's give her whole program tonight.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, I know that, but she hasn't been here since
last semester.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Well, then you take up with her when she leaves
my house and says, she's going to school. That's where
I think she's going.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
So I don't know, but.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
You have her cell phone.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Do you want me to three her in so you
can talk to her as well?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Sure, if you can do that.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Okay, yeah, can you hold a second?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Yeah, okay, hold on, very nice. He gets dressed up
to go to a friends. He goes home with her
and tell me what you did in school and everything?
Has a nurse and she wasn't there?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Stay there? Are you there?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Well you have to make from making your flashes on
the front with us.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
And said you have not been to school at all
this week?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh okay, why isn't it something to you? What the
past three nights me and Christina have been going out.
We haven't been going to school.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Okay you know what. No, I am done with this, okay.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Because you've made her school crazy with this nighttime saying.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
What other mommy, if they throw me out of school whatever,
I'll just I don't get a bar at night or
something like that.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I'll get my paket.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
You have been lying to me, number one, that's the
first place.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
All right, what do you think you're doing? You went
to all this trouble me I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I don't need a degree. I don't need a.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Certificate, you need anything?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
What are you wind me? What did you mean? Was
he not going to school with her?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Okay? That girl is no longer lad, That is what's
gonna be to No.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Listen, listen, I swear how they would need a job
at like a bar. They make really good money bartenders.
And I'm pretty too, so I.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Answer, Excuse me, I'm not paying thirty thousand dollars for
a bartending job. Come on, are not here today? Excuse me?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Why do I Why do I need a degree?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Come on, excuse me? You're gonna go for a certificate until.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
You mommy, I'll depend on my husband, my boy?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Are you what? Come on? Are you in drugs?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Why would you depend on your husband's the rest of
your life? This is a miss independent girl.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
It doesn't matter. Excuse me, shut up right now? On
my work. I cannot scream.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Listen one month, severe severe trouble. Can you lie to
the father.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Makes the last two nights? Okay, make a fool out
of me, Melias? Can you questions about school? You're carrying
all everything else and you haven't been there. Okay, who
are you hurting here? You trouble.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
You don't need a degree you have? I set up
you fill all myself.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I'll play the bar.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Full time jobs.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
They're scared me.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I just won't put education on my resume.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
And I'm not having a thirty thousand dollars on my shoulders.
And you were for you to barkend mommy.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
You make a lot of money bartending. Have you ever
done it?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
And I'll scare of me? Forget it?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
The idea is forget it.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Okay, I'm not I'm gonna knows all.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I can do what I want. I don't know why
you're overreacting.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
I'm overreacting.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
You're lied to me. I can't trust you because you're
this is a huge mass of law.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
You told me I'm not going to school anymore. I
don't I know that.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Conna just three you all ever again?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Nowhere else either?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
You have pre anywhere. We're trying to say, is I
have thirty thousand dollars and you don't need to care
about mommy.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
It's okay, just pay it off.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
How do you want to pay you off?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Spacey?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
How it's not that much money?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Are you crazy? You're the girls with always level headache.
It's not seen where you have hurt me.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
It doesn't matter the mean thing to you.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I can't talk to you about anything because you're crazy.
So to you to lie to me, Yeah, I alight.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I mean told me every night.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
It's much easier to lie to you. It's much easier.
This is not my daughter. You're really overreacting about this.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
It's I'm unreacting when you're when you have the thirty
thousand dollars road under your name, Let's see how you overreact.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I'm not paying it, mommy, it's just not I told
you school is not for me.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
It's really not line.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
All you had to do was tell me that a
month ago.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
But it's that every night. So honey, how was school today?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Oh? It was good.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
I have to dressed up when I go. You lied
and you kept the lie going. That's hurting more than anything.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You're just come to you. Why don't you want me
to like Bartens or something?
Speaker 4 (04:32):
So I'm not talking.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
If you're working a club, I can dance in a
club or something like that. I'll be home. I'll be safe.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
I can't believe you're talking like this.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
O guy.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I can be a stripper.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
You're talking stupid.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
That's always an option.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
You're not my daughter.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Hey Ma, she's not on drub. Do you know what
she's on? What she's on the radio, Because you've just
been phone tapped.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Always God, Always.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
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