October 21, 2024 • 5 mins
Jake's been unemployed, and decided to mess with his girlfriend by screwing up their home to keep himself busy.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Garrett, what did you do? Well?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Jake is playing a phone tap on his girlfriend Katie.
Jake's been at home. He's been out of a job,
so he's kind of been going stir crazy just sitting
around the house while he looks for a job. So
he thought, why not phone tap his girlfriend Katie, saying,
you know, letting her know how he's been keeping busy, and.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I'm sure she's probably impatient with him not working. Well.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, that and the fact that what he's about to
tell her what he's been doing.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
All Right, we'll see. I'm assuming some stuff here. Let's
just listen to it, all right, Garrett went in to
get a phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Let's see what happens.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Hello, Hey, how's your day?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
It's fine?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
How are you pretty good? There's a little problem, h
Well that your cocktail dress. I shrank pretty bad my
cocktail dress.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
What do you mean you shrank it a little bit?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Like it went from a size it would figure to
a size that would only sit like a five year old.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
What.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah, uh, I'll have to wear it just tomorrow. Yeah, well,
you're not going to be able to because because it is.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
A gy already the dryer.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
No, I'd ride it over the fire because I thought
it would it would fix, would smell.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Oh my god, Yeah, why.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Are you doing laundry?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Well, I never do laundrey. Why I do laundry because
you don't know how to do laundry.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Well, I thought I would just throw it in with
my other dirty clothes that had paint all over them.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Why was there paint on your clothes?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Well, I mean, you know, as we talked about I
wanted the kitchen, so I thought I would just get
ahead start.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, So I started painting the cabinets in the ceiling.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
You painted the cabinets and the ceiling of the.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Kitchen, most of the ceiling. I got some of the
paint on the floor, and then I tracked it around
the house a little bit.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
What color did you paint it?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Well, maroon for the ceiling, and then and then cuse
for the cabinets.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
And I thought, why would you do that without talking
to me first?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Why would you do it? Why did you paint our
kitchen without talking to me first? Well, we didn't even
we didn't even agree on a color.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, but we can always just repaint it.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
You know, which is the type of thing you need
to talk to me about before you do. In our apartment, maroon.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
On the ceiling, it's very soothing.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Why are you painting the cabinets and the ceiling in
our apartment? Why are you doing laundry?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
And why are you putting my dress in with your
painting clothes. You knew I had to wear that dress tomorrow.
What is your problem? You need to get out of
the house and they're doing something. Jake, stop doing things
inside the house. I don't have time for this. You
can't make a decision like that without seeing me.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I thought that. You know, if I make a small decision,
it will lead to a bigger decision.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
You can have a bigger decision like getting a job
or were you ever going to decide about that, because
that's something.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
You could be doing during this time instead of painting
the ceiling and washing my cocktail dress.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Go hold on, baby, the drivers coming off the wall.
Bit it looks like I should have put all those
tennis shoes in with water bed sheets.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Stop doing things, Stop doing things around the house. Just
turn everything off and walk.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Out of the house and go apply for a job.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I'm so big of this.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
You need to get out of the house. Stop touching
my things. I can't believe you did this. You need
to take care of this before I get home. You
need to be here that I am not going home
to this.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
You need to fix the wall, and you need to
give me money for a new cocktail dress because I
need it for tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I can't deal with you.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Just sitting around the apartment doing anything all day.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I mean, well, I did something today. I mean you
should give me some credits, I mean maybe a credit apartment.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
What did you do today?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
You shrunk my cocktail dress?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
What else did you do today? What did you do
that was at all helpful to my life?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I can't sit here and talk to you about what.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
You set up in our apartment. Well, I have to work.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Do you understand You need to get out of the
house and go apply for a job.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
It doesn't a whole time for a nap.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
So see, hey, why would you take a nap?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
You slap until ten, You sleep until noon.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Naps the time.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Well, if you were me, like, what would your priority
list be? What would you try and tackle first?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Talking about Jake, I'm not your decision maker, make the
decision yourself figure it out.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Is that? Am I on the right track? There?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Takest these problems. I'm serious, you are talking to.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Me so much. Set Hey, hey Katie, who is this take?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
You have a party?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
No parties? Actually you just got phone tapped?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
What?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Sorry? Baby, Jake?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
How do you have time to phone tap me? But
you don't have a job. I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I can't believe you.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Okay, No, I had like an interview to day went
really well, and I thought on my way home that
I you didn't take my dress. No, everything's fine.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh my god, I gotta go. This phone table was
pre recorded permission granted by a students
Speaker 1 (05:00):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Garrett, what did you do? Well?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Jake is playing a phone tap on his girlfriend Katie.
Jake's been at home. He's been out of a job,
so he's kind of been going stir crazy just sitting
around the house while he looks for a job. So
he thought, why not phone tap his girlfriend Katie, saying,
you know, letting her know how he's been keeping busy, and.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I'm sure she's probably impatient with him not working. Well.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, that and the fact that what he's about to
tell her what he's been doing.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
All Right, we'll see. I'm assuming some stuff here. Let's
just listen to it, all right, Garrett went in to
get a phone tap.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Let's see what happens.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Hello, Hey, how's your day?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
It's fine?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
How are you pretty good? There's a little problem, h
Well that your cocktail dress. I shrank pretty bad my
cocktail dress.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
What do you mean you shrank it a little bit?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Like it went from a size it would figure to
a size that would only sit like a five year old.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
What.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah, uh, I'll have to wear it just tomorrow. Yeah, well,
you're not going to be able to because because it is.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
A gy already the dryer.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
No, I'd ride it over the fire because I thought
it would it would fix, would smell.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Oh my god, Yeah, why.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Are you doing laundry?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Well, I never do laundrey. Why I do laundry because
you don't know how to do laundry.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Well, I thought I would just throw it in with
my other dirty clothes that had paint all over them.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Why was there paint on your clothes?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Well, I mean, you know, as we talked about I
wanted the kitchen, so I thought I would just get
ahead start.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, So I started painting the cabinets in the ceiling.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
You painted the cabinets and the ceiling of the.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Kitchen, most of the ceiling. I got some of the
paint on the floor, and then I tracked it around
the house a little bit.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
What color did you paint it?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Well, maroon for the ceiling, and then and then cuse
for the cabinets.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
And I thought, why would you do that without talking
to me first?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Why would you do it? Why did you paint our
kitchen without talking to me first? Well, we didn't even
we didn't even agree on a color.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, but we can always just repaint it.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
You know, which is the type of thing you need
to talk to me about before you do. In our apartment, maroon.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
On the ceiling, it's very soothing.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Why are you painting the cabinets and the ceiling in
our apartment? Why are you doing laundry?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
And why are you putting my dress in with your
painting clothes. You knew I had to wear that dress tomorrow.
What is your problem? You need to get out of
the house and they're doing something. Jake, stop doing things
inside the house. I don't have time for this. You
can't make a decision like that without seeing me.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I thought that. You know, if I make a small decision,
it will lead to a bigger decision.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
You can have a bigger decision like getting a job
or were you ever going to decide about that, because
that's something.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
You could be doing during this time instead of painting
the ceiling and washing my cocktail dress.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Go hold on, baby, the drivers coming off the wall.
Bit it looks like I should have put all those
tennis shoes in with water bed sheets.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Stop doing things, Stop doing things around the house. Just
turn everything off and walk.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Out of the house and go apply for a job.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I'm so big of this.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
You need to get out of the house. Stop touching
my things. I can't believe you did this. You need
to take care of this before I get home. You
need to be here that I am not going home
to this.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
You need to fix the wall, and you need to
give me money for a new cocktail dress because I
need it for tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I can't deal with you.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Just sitting around the apartment doing anything all day.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I mean, well, I did something today. I mean you
should give me some credits, I mean maybe a credit apartment.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
What did you do today?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
You shrunk my cocktail dress?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
What else did you do today? What did you do
that was at all helpful to my life?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I can't sit here and talk to you about what.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
You set up in our apartment. Well, I have to work.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Do you understand You need to get out of the
house and go apply for a job.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
It doesn't a whole time for a nap.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
So see, hey, why would you take a nap?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
You slap until ten, You sleep until noon.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Naps the time.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Well, if you were me, like, what would your priority
list be? What would you try and tackle first?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Talking about Jake, I'm not your decision maker, make the
decision yourself figure it out.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Is that? Am I on the right track? There?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Takest these problems. I'm serious, you are talking to.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Me so much. Set Hey, hey Katie, who is this take?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
You have a party?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
No parties? Actually you just got phone tapped?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
What?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Sorry? Baby, Jake?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
How do you have time to phone tap me? But
you don't have a job. I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I can't believe you.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Okay, No, I had like an interview to day went
really well, and I thought on my way home that
I you didn't take my dress. No, everything's fine.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh my god, I gotta go. This phone table was
pre recorded permission granted by a students
Speaker 1 (05:00):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
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