October 21, 2024 • 5 mins
Jake's been unemployed, and decided to mess with his girlfriend by screwing up their home to keep himself busy.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. Elvis Duran's phone tap, Garrett,
what did you do? Well?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Jake is playing a phone tap on his girlfriend Katie.
Jake's been at home. He's been out of a job,
so he's kind of been going stir crazy, just sitting
around the house while he looks for a job. So
he thought, why not phone tap his girlfriend Katie, saying,
you know, letting her know how he's been keeping busy, and.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I'm sure she's probably impatient with him not working.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Well. Yeah, that and the fact that what he's about
to tell her what he's been doing.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
All Right, we'll see. I'm assuming some stuff here. Let's
just listen to it, all right, Garrett went in to
get a phone tap.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Let's see what happens.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Hello, Hey, how's your day?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
It's fine?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
How are you pretty good? There's a little problem? Yeah,
well that your cocktail dress. I shrank pretty bad.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
My cocktail dress. What do you mean you shrink it
a little bit?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Like it went from a size it would figure to
a size that would only sit like a five year old.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
What.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah, uh, I'll.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Have to wear it just tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, well, you're not going to be able to because because.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I tried it is the gy already the dryer.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
No, I'd ride it over the fire because I thought
it would it would fix. I would smell, Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yeah, why are you doing laundry? Well, I never do, Audrey,
Why I do laundry because you don't know how to
do laundry.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Well, I thought I would just throw it in with
some other dirty clothes that had paint all over them.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Why was there paint on your clothes?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Well, I mean, you know, as we talked about I
wanted the kitchen, so I thought I would just get
ahead start. Yeah. Yeah, So I started painting the cabinets
in the ceiling. You painted the cabinets and the ceiling
of the kitchen, most of the ceiling. I got some
of the paint on the floor, and then I tracked
it around the house a little bit.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
What could did you paint it?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Well, maroon for the ceiling, and then Ann puse for
the cabinets, And I thought.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Why would you do that without talking to me first?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Why would you do it?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Why did you paint our kitchen without talking to me first?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Well, we didn't even talk.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
We didn't even agree.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
On a color. Yeah, but we can always just repaint it.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
You know, which is the type of thing you need
to talk to me about before you do. In our apartment,
maroon on the ceiling.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
It's very soothing.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Why are you painting the cabinets and the ceiling in
our apartment? Why are you doing laundry?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
And why are you putting my dress in with your
painting clothes. You knew I had to wear that dress tomorrow.
What is your problem?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
You need to get out of the house and they're
doing something. Jake, stop doing things inside the house. I
don't have time for this. You can't make a decision
like that without seeing me.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I thought that. You know, if I make a small decision,
it will lead to a bigger decision.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
You can have a bigger decision like getting a job
or were you ever going to decide about that, because that's.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Something you could be doing during this time instead of
painting the ceiling and washing my cocktail dress.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Go hold on, baby, the driver's coming off the wall
little bit. It looks like I should have put all
those tennis shoes in with water bed sheets.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Stop doing things, Stop doing things throughout the house. Just
turn everything off and.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Walk out of the house and go apply for a job.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I'm so thick of this.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
You need to get out of the house.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Stop touching my things.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I can't believe you did this. You need to take
care of this before I get home.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
You need to be here that I am not going
home to this.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
You need to fix the wall, and you need to give.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Me money for a new cocktail dress because I need
it for tomorrow. I can't deal with you just sitting
around the apartment doing.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Anything all day.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I mean, well, I did something today. I mean you
should give me some credit. I mean maybe a cross
credit apartment.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
What did you today? You shrunk my cocktail dress?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
What else did you do today? What did you do
that was at all helpful to my life?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I can't sit here and talk.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
To you about what you set up in our apartment. Well,
I have to work.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Do you understand you need to get out of the
house and go apply for a job.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Didn't time for a nap?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
So see, hey, why would you take a nap? You
slept until ten.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
You sleep until noon naps the time.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Well, if you were me, like, what would your priority
list be? What would you try and tackle first?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Talking about Jake, I'm not your decision maker, make the
decision yourself.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Figure it out. Is that? Am I on the right track? There?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Takest these problems? I'm serious, you.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Are talking to me so much test.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Hey, hey, Katie, who is this take? You have a party?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
No parties? Actually you just got phone tapped? What?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Sorry? Baby, Jake?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
How do you have time to phone tap me?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
But you don't have a job. I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I can't believe you.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Okay, No, I had a second interview to day went
really well, and I thought on my way home you
tak my dress. No, No, everything's fine.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Oh my gosh, I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Phone table was pre recorded permission granted by Ada the
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran. Elvis Duran's phone tap, Garrett,
what did you do? Well?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Jake is playing a phone tap on his girlfriend Katie.
Jake's been at home. He's been out of a job,
so he's kind of been going stir crazy, just sitting
around the house while he looks for a job. So
he thought, why not phone tap his girlfriend Katie, saying,
you know, letting her know how he's been keeping busy, and.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I'm sure she's probably impatient with him not working.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Well. Yeah, that and the fact that what he's about
to tell her what he's been doing.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
All Right, we'll see. I'm assuming some stuff here. Let's
just listen to it, all right, Garrett went in to
get a phone tap.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Let's see what happens.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Hello, Hey, how's your day?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
It's fine?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
How are you pretty good? There's a little problem? Yeah,
well that your cocktail dress. I shrank pretty bad.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
My cocktail dress. What do you mean you shrink it
a little bit?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Like it went from a size it would figure to
a size that would only sit like a five year old.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
What.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yeah, uh, I'll.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Have to wear it just tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah, well, you're not going to be able to because because.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I tried it is the gy already the dryer.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
No, I'd ride it over the fire because I thought
it would it would fix. I would smell, Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yeah, why are you doing laundry? Well, I never do, Audrey,
Why I do laundry because you don't know how to
do laundry.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Well, I thought I would just throw it in with
some other dirty clothes that had paint all over them.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Why was there paint on your clothes?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Well, I mean, you know, as we talked about I
wanted the kitchen, so I thought I would just get
ahead start. Yeah. Yeah, So I started painting the cabinets
in the ceiling. You painted the cabinets and the ceiling
of the kitchen, most of the ceiling. I got some
of the paint on the floor, and then I tracked
it around the house a little bit.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
What could did you paint it?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Well, maroon for the ceiling, and then Ann puse for
the cabinets, And I thought.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Why would you do that without talking to me first?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Why would you do it?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Why did you paint our kitchen without talking to me first?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Well, we didn't even talk.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
We didn't even agree.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
On a color. Yeah, but we can always just repaint it.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
You know, which is the type of thing you need
to talk to me about before you do. In our apartment,
maroon on the ceiling.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
It's very soothing.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Why are you painting the cabinets and the ceiling in
our apartment? Why are you doing laundry?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
And why are you putting my dress in with your
painting clothes. You knew I had to wear that dress tomorrow.
What is your problem?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
You need to get out of the house and they're
doing something. Jake, stop doing things inside the house. I
don't have time for this. You can't make a decision
like that without seeing me.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I thought that. You know, if I make a small decision,
it will lead to a bigger decision.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
You can have a bigger decision like getting a job
or were you ever going to decide about that, because that's.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Something you could be doing during this time instead of
painting the ceiling and washing my cocktail dress.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Go hold on, baby, the driver's coming off the wall
little bit. It looks like I should have put all
those tennis shoes in with water bed sheets.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Stop doing things, Stop doing things throughout the house. Just
turn everything off and.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Walk out of the house and go apply for a job.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I'm so thick of this.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
You need to get out of the house.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Stop touching my things.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I can't believe you did this. You need to take
care of this before I get home.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
You need to be here that I am not going
home to this.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
You need to fix the wall, and you need to give.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Me money for a new cocktail dress because I need
it for tomorrow. I can't deal with you just sitting
around the apartment doing.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Anything all day.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I mean, well, I did something today. I mean you
should give me some credit. I mean maybe a cross
credit apartment.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
What did you today? You shrunk my cocktail dress?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
What else did you do today? What did you do
that was at all helpful to my life?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I can't sit here and talk.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
To you about what you set up in our apartment. Well,
I have to work.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Do you understand you need to get out of the
house and go apply for a job.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Didn't time for a nap?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
So see, hey, why would you take a nap? You
slept until ten.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
You sleep until noon naps the time.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Well, if you were me, like, what would your priority
list be? What would you try and tackle first?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Talking about Jake, I'm not your decision maker, make the
decision yourself.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Figure it out. Is that? Am I on the right track? There?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Takest these problems? I'm serious, you.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Are talking to me so much test.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Hey, hey, Katie, who is this take? You have a party?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
No parties? Actually you just got phone tapped? What?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Sorry? Baby, Jake?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
How do you have time to phone tap me?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
But you don't have a job. I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I can't believe you.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Okay, No, I had a second interview to day went
really well, and I thought on my way home you
tak my dress. No, No, everything's fine.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Oh my gosh, I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Phone table was pre recorded permission granted by Ada the
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show
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