Mom I'm an Entrepreneur Selling Test Answers

Gayle is always worried about her daughter who's in school, so Garrett calls as a fellow student looking to buy some test answers!

Episode Transcript

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Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap? All
right, Garrett? Yes, yeah, what's it all about? So Jess
wants to play a phone tap onher mom Gail. Now, as we
approach the end of the school year, everyone's taking their final exams. So
I'm going to start to call tomom Gail as a kid from her daughter
Jess a school looking to buy sometest answers. Oh, okay, we
could go wrong. All right,it's Garrett phone tap. Here we go.

(00:21):
Hello, Hey, humpback, whalesare blue. I'm sorry, excuse
me. I didn't know there wasmore to the password. Is this Jess?
Well, I'm just I'm just answeringthe phone for her, but I'll
make sure she gets to a call. Well, I'm looking for the answers
for the test for next week becauseI need to pass. Okay, allre

(00:43):
we cool? I mean is that? Yeah? Yeah? You were sister
or something? Right? Yeah?Yeah, all right? I never met
you before? All right? Ohno, and we're cool with fifty bucks.
That's what we agreed on, right, Yeah, yeah, that's good.
That's good. Yeah, all right, So can I meet you buy
your life tomorrow? And I'll havethe money and stuff, and you'll have

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the answers. Oh uh huh,thank you. Okay, she is so
confused right now, I'm calling me. She's calling me, all right.
I'm sure she's gonna be mad,So hold tight one second, all right,
I'll call her for you and I'lljust sit back. All right.
So that guy, you have noidea? What's going on? Okay?
All right? Cool? Hello?What's a mom? What's going on?

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I'm just I'm just hanging out themall shopping. You gotta do better than
that. I don't know what you'retalking about. You don't know what I'm
talking about. Why am I gonnabe marrowing on? What's going on?
Jess? Does hump back? Well? Does that ring a bell? Where
did that come from? I don'tWell, you know what I'm talking about.
You know where that's coming from.I'm all right, fine, I

(01:48):
know what you're talking about. Igot a little some tests and I sold
the answers to some kids at myschool. I didn't it was only a
couple of times. It's not abig deal. It's not a big deal.
I tell you the next time Isee you. Why what do you
mean it's not a big deal?It's not a big deal. Everybody's cheats
on our test for that. Doyou want to graduate? You want to

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go into your senior year in highschool? You ever want to get to
college? Well, I'm definitely gonnagraduate and having answers to the test you
have the Oh, of course youhave answers to test because you're selling the
answers. That's criminal. This iswhat people do to get ahead. I'm
being an entrepreneur. I'm taking myintelligence and I'm inserting it, and you
should be proud of me. I'meverybody who gets big in life. They

(02:31):
take get me cut a few corners. How are you crazy? You must
be totally out your mind. Whatare you smoking drugs or something? No,
I'm not smoking drugs. You're doingin school. You can't smoke all
drugs. You can only smoke someof them. Where did you get this
information from? Everybody knows that onFacebook? Twitter? What are you doing
up there in school? I've neverhit you, but you're going to be

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the first seventeen year old to getthe spankar of your life and I will
come home. Are you coming homeall right? No? I'm not just
you. No, I'm not I'mnot one. You're angry. I'm not
going home. That's it. I'mcalling daddy. Don't wait wait wait wait
no, no no, don't dothat mom, No no wait wait wait
hello Gil? Who is My name? Is Garrett from Elvis Durant in the
Morning Show. And and you justgot phone tap by your daughter, Jessy.

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Jesus. Yeah, it's so good. It's so good. You got
to hear yourself crazy. Oh myheart is beating, so fist met Elvis
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