Mom I'm an Entrepreneur Selling Test Answers

Gayle is always worried about her daughter who's in school, so Garrett calls as a fellow student looking to buy some test answers!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 3 (00:04):
All right, Garrett? Yes, yeah, what's it all about? So
Just wants to play a phone tap on her mom Gail. Now,
as we approach the end of the school year, everyone's
taking their final exams. So I'm going to start to
call to mom Gail as a kid from her daughter
Jess to school looking to buy some test answers.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Oh, okany, we could go wrong? All right, it's Garret's
phone tap. Here we go. Hello, Hey, humpback, whales are blue?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I'm start Excuse.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Me, I didn't know there was more to the password.
Is this Jess?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Well, I'm just I'm just answering the phone for her,
but I'll make sure she gets to a call.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Well, I'm looking for the answers for the test for
next week because I need to pass. Okay, sorry, cool?
I mean is that?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah, you were sister or something?

Speaker 3 (00:48):
All right?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, yeah, all right, I never met you before?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
All right?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Oh no, and we're cool with fifty bucks. That's what
we agreed on, right, Yeah, yeah, that's good.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah, all right, So.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Can I meet you buy your life tomorrow and I'll
have the money and stuff, and you'll have the answers.
Oh uh huh, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Okay, she is so confused right now, I'm calling she's
calling me. All right.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
I'm sure she's gonna be mad, So hold tight one second,
all right, I'll call her for you and I'll just
sit back.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
All right. So just act like you have no idea.
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
All right? Cool?

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
What's a mom?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
What's cool on?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
I'm just I'm just hanging out them all shopping.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
You gotta do better than that.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
You don't know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Why you're not gonna be marowing on what's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Jess?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Does hump back? Well?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Does that ring a bell?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Where did that come from? I don't Well, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
What I'm talking about. You know where that's coming from.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
I'm all right, fine, I know what you're talking about.
I got a little some chests and I sold the
answers to some kids at my school. I didn't it
was only a couple of times. It's not a big deal.
It's not a big deal. I tell you the next
time I see you.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Why what do you mean it's not a big deal?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
It's not a big deal. Everybody cheats on our TA
for that.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Do you want to graduate?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
You want to go into your senior year in high school?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
You ever want to get to college? Well, I'm definitely
going to graduate and having answers to the test. You
have the Oh, of course you have answers to test
because you're selling the answers. That's criminal. This is what
people do to get ahead. I'm being an entrepreneur. I'm
taking my intelligence and i am exerting it, and you
should be proud of me. I'm everybody who gets big
in life. They take me cut a few corners. How

(02:34):
are you crazy? You must be totally out your mind.
What are you smoking drugs or something? No, I'm not
smoking drugs.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
You're doing in school.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
You can't smoke all drugs. You can only smoke some
of them.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Where did you get this information from?

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Everybody? Nervous?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
That on Facebook? Twitter?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
What are you doing up there in school?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
I've never had you, but if you're going to be
the first seventeen year old to get the.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Spanking of your life and I will come home. Are
you coming home all right? No? I'm not just you. No,
I'm not I'm not one angry. I'm not going home.
That's it. I'm calling daddy. Wait wait wait wait, no, no, no,
don't do that, mom, mom, no no wait wait wait,
yell hello Gil?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Who is My name?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Is Garrett from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show. And
and you just got phone tap by your daughter, Jess.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, Jesus, yeah, it's so good.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
It's so good.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
You got to hear this song crazy. Oh my heart
is beating so fast.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
I met Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
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Speaker 3 (03:35):
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