August 20, 2024 • 4 mins
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer strikes again as he tries to sell Sherri a collection of DVD's!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand Elvis Duran's phone table.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Dear Elvis Durant, I love that annoying telemarketer that doesn't
hang up and keeps calling back. My friend Sherry would
be so angry if he called her, and it would
be hilarious for your phone taps.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
So here we go.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Sherry is about to get a phone.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Tap from Michael Upenheimer, and this email comes from Lynn Wilkinson.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Is today's phone tap?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Verb poor covering.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Oh yes, this is mister Michael up in Himen with
the Random House DVD Club of America. How are you today?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Good? Thank you.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
We'd like to offer you fourteen movies for one penny.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I'm sorry, this is a business. I can't talk to
you right now.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
All you need to do is to agree to proachase
three more DVDs.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
All right, verb poor covering.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Oh yes, this is mister Michael up in Himen with
the Random House DVD Club of America, and we'd like
to offer you fourteen movies for one penny.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
This is a business. I told you I really have
no time for you right now.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Well that's where you're wrong, ma'am. There's always time for movies.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
You're at the Random House DVD Company.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Club of America. Yes, okay, okay, we like to offer
you fourteen movies for one penny. All you need to
do is agreed to purchase three more DVDs at regular
club prices.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I told you we are on a do not call list.
I will be reporting you.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Actually, we don't pay attention to do not call list.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
This is miss thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer. Covering mister Michael Oppenheimer
here with an offer you cannot refuse.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Miss Michael, I'm refusing it.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
No, you're not, because this is the DVD. Do you
want a DVD player? Ma'am?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Goodbye?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Do you own a dv you answer my questions? I'm
being no, I'm being very very calm.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Know me.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer. I heard that I'm
with the Random DVD Club of America and we have
a special offer today that you cannot get anywhere else.
You cannot find this in stores.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Michael, you better go sell them to the store because
you're not getting anywhere here. You're talking to a brick wall.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Okay, what company do you work with, ma'am?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I own the company.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Okay, do you have a DVD in the office.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Michael, you need a new job and it is not working.
I know.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Okay. All you need to do is agreed to approachase
three more at regular club prices in two years.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Go sign up for an appointment. Whoa, Michael, you're harassing me.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I'm not harassing you. Miss. This is the Random House
DVD Club.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Oh, I know. I heard it all before.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
My name is mister Michael. Up and him.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I know that too.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
We'd like to offer you fourteen movies.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
We call go talk to your boss.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
After your first refusal.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Can I talk to your boss please?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I am the boss.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
You are the boss.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I am the baby.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
You better get a new job.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Are you ready to join our club now.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Miss Michael? Leave me alone?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
No, we'd like to offer you fourteen movies for one panel.
I don't want any movie and all you need to
do is you greed.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
You don't have a DVD. Leave me alone.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
You know these movies are available on.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
The times we have these.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
We have VHS movies, you know. If you sign up Air.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Metlesex County Police Department, we do have a plan.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
For people who do not have VHS's or DVD players.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
You know, Michael, you better get off the phone before
I call the cops.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I'm not going away anytime soon. Way, now you're being snippy.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
With me, Miss, Yes, I'm being very snippy. Now get
off my phone.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Why are you being so angry? Angry line, You're an
angry individual.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
You're making me more angry by the minute.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
There's no reason to be bitter.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I have accompanied, will you please?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I can't take it anymore. You'll get into a job.
I have one last question.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
For you, Miss, What do you want?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Do you know a woman?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I don't know anything.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Michael, by the name of Lynn Wilkinson. My god, this
is scary Jones and Lynn has asked us to play
a phone tap on you.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
That's it. I quit, I quit, I quit, I quit.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I'm your friendly phone telemarketer.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Oh my god, that's why you told me keep picking
it up.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre
recorded with permission granted by all participates.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand Elvis Duran's phone table.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Dear Elvis Durant, I love that annoying telemarketer that doesn't
hang up and keeps calling back. My friend Sherry would
be so angry if he called her, and it would
be hilarious for your phone taps.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
So here we go.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Sherry is about to get a phone.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Tap from Michael Upenheimer, and this email comes from Lynn Wilkinson.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Is today's phone tap?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Verb poor covering.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Oh yes, this is mister Michael up in Himen with
the Random House DVD Club of America. How are you today?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Good? Thank you.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
We'd like to offer you fourteen movies for one penny.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I'm sorry, this is a business. I can't talk to
you right now.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
All you need to do is to agree to proachase
three more DVDs.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
All right, verb poor covering.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Oh yes, this is mister Michael up in Himen with
the Random House DVD Club of America, and we'd like
to offer you fourteen movies for one penny.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
This is a business. I told you I really have
no time for you right now.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Well that's where you're wrong, ma'am. There's always time for movies.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
You're at the Random House DVD Company.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Club of America. Yes, okay, okay, we like to offer
you fourteen movies for one penny. All you need to
do is agreed to purchase three more DVDs at regular
club prices.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I told you we are on a do not call list.
I will be reporting you.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Actually, we don't pay attention to do not call list.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
This is miss thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer. Covering mister Michael Oppenheimer
here with an offer you cannot refuse.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Miss Michael, I'm refusing it.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
No, you're not, because this is the DVD. Do you
want a DVD player? Ma'am?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Goodbye?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Do you own a dv you answer my questions? I'm
being no, I'm being very very calm.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Know me.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer. I heard that I'm
with the Random DVD Club of America and we have
a special offer today that you cannot get anywhere else.
You cannot find this in stores.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Michael, you better go sell them to the store because
you're not getting anywhere here. You're talking to a brick wall.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Okay, what company do you work with, ma'am?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I own the company.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Okay, do you have a DVD in the office.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Michael, you need a new job and it is not working.
I know.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Okay. All you need to do is agreed to approachase
three more at regular club prices in two years.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Go sign up for an appointment. Whoa, Michael, you're harassing me.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I'm not harassing you. Miss. This is the Random House
DVD Club.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Oh, I know. I heard it all before.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
My name is mister Michael. Up and him.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I know that too.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
We'd like to offer you fourteen movies.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
We call go talk to your boss.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
After your first refusal.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Can I talk to your boss please?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I am the boss.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
You are the boss.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I am the baby.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
You better get a new job.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Are you ready to join our club now.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Miss Michael? Leave me alone?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
No, we'd like to offer you fourteen movies for one panel.
I don't want any movie and all you need to
do is you greed.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
You don't have a DVD. Leave me alone.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
You know these movies are available on.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
The times we have these.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
We have VHS movies, you know. If you sign up Air.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Metlesex County Police Department, we do have a plan.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
For people who do not have VHS's or DVD players.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
You know, Michael, you better get off the phone before
I call the cops.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I'm not going away anytime soon. Way, now you're being snippy.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
With me, Miss, Yes, I'm being very snippy. Now get
off my phone.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Why are you being so angry? Angry line, You're an
angry individual.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
You're making me more angry by the minute.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
There's no reason to be bitter.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I have accompanied, will you please?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I can't take it anymore. You'll get into a job.
I have one last question.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
For you, Miss, What do you want?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Do you know a woman?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I don't know anything.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Michael, by the name of Lynn Wilkinson. My god, this
is scary Jones and Lynn has asked us to play
a phone tap on you.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
That's it. I quit, I quit, I quit, I quit.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I'm your friendly phone telemarketer.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Oh my god, that's why you told me keep picking
it up.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre
recorded with permission granted by all participates.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show
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